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Halla's Choice by Auset's Tears reviews
Forbidden love in the Westfold... Halla's new marriage to a warrior of Rohan leaves her cold. Fortunately, she finds an exotic and dangerous enemy injured in the forest near her land...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 136,650 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Human, Uruk-hai
Start of a New Life, Part 2 of Chosen by Stupe reviews
Chosen to be the mate of a highly ranked yautja named L'tor, Anya is taken from her home, unaware that her foray into her new life is anything but traditional in the eyes of his kind, or about the intrigue that awaits them both. For Mature readers...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 238,715 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 6/23/2011
Cure for Boredom: The Handmaid's Tale by Zoop reviews
Sequel to "Cure for Boredom." While Lynn and Ghrudur prepare to greet their newborn, handmaid Dagmær is put in charge of an unexpected, and most uncooperative, prisoner in Meduseld. He was spared as a courtesy to Ghrudur, in hopes that he would be like the Uruk smith. How wrong they were...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Uruk-hai, Human
Wild Child by Zoop reviews
Uruk survivor of Helm's Deep encounters an orphaned Rohirrim girl who's grown up in Fangorn Forest. Told in short drabbles. Rated for rather explicit explorations.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 14,442 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human
Prisoners of Isengard by Auset's Tears reviews
Saruman's Uruk breeding program is in full swing. Tara, a pickpocket from Osgiliath, is about to become a part of it. Rated M, obviously... (Undergoing a rewrite)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 110,892 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human
Freedom's Limits by Zoop reviews
"He had only come across such vileness once before, three years past. Then, it had been a Woman with an orc lover. She had been beyond redemption, defending her monstrous partner as though it were her goodly husband." - 'Splint,' by helenamarkos. Who were they? What was their story? With the gracious permission of the author, Zoop is about to tell you... Cover art by helenamarkos.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,076 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Orc, Human
Unknown Soldier by Zoop reviews
NaNoWriMo 2012 Winner! Summary: A lone Uruk survives the encounter with the Fellowship of the Ring at Amon Hen. Stricken with amnesia from a brutal blow to the head, he has no idea where he is, who he is, or WHAT he is. And then he meets a little Rohirrim girl... COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,601 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete
Dreaming of You by Zoop reviews
Tanith Walker knows the Lord of the Rings movies by heart, but the real deal is a lot different. Aragorn isn't as hot as she expected, and the only hunk of tasty male flesh she's seeing naked belongs to an Orc. Good thing *that* isn't real... or is it? Cover art by Amy Rowell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 182,482 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human
A Little R and R by Zoop reviews
10th Walker decides to ditch the Fellowship after Helm's Deep. Tired of killing orcs, she drags an Uruk survivor along for the ride. Seductions, arguments, and discussions about the best way to "serve" man ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 102,086 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human
Oaths by helenamarkos reviews
Nymhriel and Gundshau have escaped the wrath of the villagers, but 'happily ever after' is easier said than done... A sanctioned continuation of "The Healer's Oath" by Zoop
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Orc, Human
The Healer's Oath by Zoop reviews
Nymhriel took an oath to heal any in need, not imagining she would be called upon to aid the enemy. Sometimes, though, the enemy isn't who you think it is. Set post-War of the Ring. COMPLETE - and the story continues! See "Oaths" by helenamarkos here on FFN. Cover art by helenamarkos.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,256 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Orc, Human - Complete
The Black Heart by helenamarkos reviews
Even the blackest heart has a home somewhere...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,549 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Saruman, Orc, Human
Hookup of Epic Proportions by Zoop reviews
Part 2 of Out of All Proportions. A family seeking a new life in Gondor gets derailed in northern Dunland. Ambushed on the road, ruffians slay all but one hired sword, the attack thwarted by the most unlikely savior imaginable. Now the family is stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a nearby Uruk-hai settlement to turn to. Gee, I wonder what happens next? :) COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 106,986 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete
Mushog's Ride, or Orcbrat Gets Zooped by Zoop reviews
With apologies to The Lauderdale for character theft - The Zoop drops a very special modern world gal on the cast of "Orc-brat" because they've been languishing in stasis for too damn long. Time to stir the pot, folks. Rated for the kind of extreme naughtiness you've come to expect from Orcs and their girlfriends. NOT A CONTINUATION OF ORC-BRAT. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,245 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Uruk-hai, Orc - Complete
Beyond the Silence, She Bled by TheEvilPeaches reviews
The War is over, yet a young woman is still suffering from the abuse she suffered while captive of orcs. Making a new life for herself, she thought she was free. That was until an injured orc is brought to her village, one she is utterly familiar with.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,951 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Orc, Human
Misfire of Global Proportions by Zoop reviews
Part 1 of Out of All Proportions. What if the 10th & 11th Walkers were delivered to the wrong address? Sandy and Brie get thrown from a car straight into Middle Earth and land on a pack of misfit Uruk-hai still shaken from the Flooding of Isengard. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 109,942 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete
Not all Pets are for Hunting by Stupe reviews
A mercenary is captured by an Elder Arbitrator and unwillingly held as his trophy pet. She has her uses, but when she helps him escape temporary confinement he begins to think of a possible new use for her. Rated Mature for strong language and content...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,205 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011
Cure for Boredom by Zoop reviews
How do you keep a 10th walker busy after the Ring has been destroyed? Give her someone to play with! What better post-war playmate is there than a traumatized Uruk? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,984 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete
Chosen by Stupe reviews
Yautja females have died out, and yautja males have discovered that human females are capable surrogates. Anya, a human female, discovers herself courted by a high ranking male. Part 2, Start of a New Life is up.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,530 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
Orcbrat by The Lauderdale reviews
Orcs killed Maevyn's family and took her with them as a captive. It was never intended she survive. CHAPTER 26 UP: How to dig a latrine…and a mystery! Kids? Don't do this with the family silver.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,782 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Orc, Uruk-hai
Treed by The Lauderdale reviews
Her father searches for her in vain. Her mother mourns her death. Now one young Elf's only hope of survival lies with the monster who took her, and in her own desperate will to live. A prequel to Orc-brat.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,914 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Orc, Uruk-hai - Complete
In the Prophet's Tent by The Lauderdale reviews
An old Orc recalls an interlude, and an interesting woman, from his not-so-younger days. This is a little slice of Mordor camp life in the time leading up to the War. Standard warnings for Orc-talk, four-letter words, and other adult content.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Orc, Uruk-hai - Complete
The Allure of the Dark Angel by white raven reviews
Grima/OC. A woman comes to Edoras and sees the soul behind the malevolent face of Grima Wormtongue
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,352 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Grima W. - Complete
Not Worth More than Rubies by DJ Caligula reviews
When an ambitious Haradan thief comes to Rohan to steal a priceless necklace, she becomes co-conspirators with the infamous Grima Wormtongue. On hiatus.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,033 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Grima W., Eowyn
Absolution by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Possibly one of the oddest LOTR love stories ever written. Set approximately six months after ROTK, all OCs, dooming me to obscurity, I know. Rated M for future updates, but NOT slash, I assure you!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Complete
A Snake in the Ivy, A Fire Amidst Stones by Mercurie reviews
AU. What if Steerpike had succeeded in seducing Fuchsia? Could he have brought down the ancient rule of Gormenghast?
Gormenghast - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005
The Standard Bearer by Sorne reviews
Epic adventure and love story (Elrond) against the backdrop of the Last Alliance. Action-packed and big on plot. Gil-galad, Erendil, Anarion, Isildur, Cirdan, Glorfindel - they're all here. From Gondor to the Gates of Barad-dur - and beyond. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,492 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2002 - Published: 2/28/2002 - Elrond - Complete
Pawn To Queen by Riley reviews
A somewhat Nietzschean twist on Snape/Hermione. The Potions Master and his best student find themselves entering into a partnership that neither of them could have expected, courtesy of Lucius Malfoy. NOTE: chapter 3 updated again: Hermione's now 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,263 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/8/2001 - Published: 9/24/2001 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Vipers Among The Stones reviews
Steerpike discovers an ally among the serving class that shares his desire to rise to power. Based more on the Gormenghast BBC series than the book. Collaborated effort between myself and JackDante. Rating will shift to R in later chapters.
Gormenghast - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 6/5/2004