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BloodRed Rose for Legolas by ElvenDestiny reviews
Sariel is a ruthless assassin sent to kill the prince of Mirkwood in exchange for her family's freedom, yet the shadow of her past blocks her way as she struggles to determine truth from lies and to learn to accept what is truly in her heart.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 300,068 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Legolas - Complete
To Save Her, Him, Them by Goddess of Serpents reviews
What happens when two secret lovers have to put their love aside to save one of them of a trip to Azkaban? And who is the one person who is willing to make a sacrifice in the name of friendship? Marriage Law Fic. Full summary inside. Read&Review. RLHGSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,788 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Mandos's Embrace by SpiritChild reviews
Azalea, former ambassador to Moria, barely escaped the wrath of a Balrog, only to be thrown into the path, and perhaps affections, of one Balrog Slayer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,411 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor
Innocence by Ceredwen reviews
What happens when two people with lives manipulated by the ministry and harmed by pureblood mania decide to fight back? Begins with a marriage law and follows them through their struggles with the wizarding world. Complete! Epilogue to follow. SBHG NC17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 208,415 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The World Inverted by rowan-greenleaf reviews
Draco doesn't remember their past together and now she's just a Weasley to him. Ginny will do anything -jump through all the hoops, pose as an interior decorator, tap dance -ANYTHING- to break the spell that erased his memory and make him love her again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,022 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Fade by pukka-pears reviews
Sequel to Beyond Obsession. HG/SB, a bit of good old fashioned angsty romance...what more would we be expecting from these two? I hope you enjoy, please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The House of the Golden Flower by vericus reviews
Those of the House were always noble. But Gondolin, and those who held loyal to it, were doomed first by Morgoth, and then the sons of Fëanor... Longer summary inside, costars Thranduil
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,047 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Glorfindel - Complete
Stylistic Harmony by hells1belle reviews
Draco and Hermione have been dreaming. Their dreams are telling them everything. Hermione is enticed by the two Slytherin Princes, together they hold the power to save everything they know. DMHGBZ, BZGW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 109,806 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Out of All of the People in the World, WHY ME! by Elvin BlueEyes reviews
The usual. Girl falls in M.E. and goes on the adventure that everybody else wants to go on and causes nothing but madness. And she also finds the meaning of growing up. First story so be nice. This is a MarySue, so if any of you don't like em' don't re
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,185 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 1/8/2005
Real identity Issues by aussiesportstar reviews
ASIO looses two of their best agents in the midst of a huge earthquake, where these two end up is in a place they though they'd never see and here they learn not only about their companions but also learn their real identities! A REPOST! new parts!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,054 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Legolas, Legolas
Draconem Vincere by Ginia Malfoy reviews
It was at the age of ur when the events, which outstripped the terror of my first year, crashed down on me, and I found myself sobbing, scribbling furiously the beginnings of a story on any scrap of paper I could find. Ginny Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,362 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Infinite by Seriously Sam reviews
Chapter 24! He was the sly, rambunctious troublemaker. She was the smart, fiery redhead. Their choices were either black or white and not a shade of gray. Their devotion couldn't be swayed, their bravery always prevailed, and there was no halfway in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,326 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 5/14/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
I Love This Song! by BG Sparrow reviews
[COMPLETE! Sequel to Yo ho, yo ho!] Five years later, and Jack still never got that rum...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,447 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book Two: Playing the Game by vericus reviews
Kari has been taken by the FBI, and Elrohir's dragged Glorfindel, Rachel, and friends back from Valinor to help him find her. Area 51 isn't going to know what hit it. THIS STORY IS ON AN INDEFINITE HIATUS. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,325 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
Just An Odd Pirate Story 3: Yo ho! by BG Sparrow reviews
[COMPLETE! Threequel to Buried Treasure! and ARGH] The pirates are back just in time for Christmas! And a bit of mistletoe action!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,502 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Complete
The Valar Must Be Crazy by Archimedes-Factotum reviews
What is it? IT'S... Archie Factotum's Crazy Parody of LOTR! with Pythonesque humor, and hilarious things such as: Gandalf in a Porsche, Legolas in a fluffy green top hat, Grima in a...hehe, read to find out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Aragorn, Gandalf
Forsaken by Evenstar Elanor reviews
Forsaken at birth. Forsaken in life. Finally, I found something, something to call mine. A glimmer in my darkness. Yet I was forsaken there too. Please do not be quick to judge me. Hear my story, the tale of my plight.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 139,844 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Faramir
Legolas' Love by The Exile 09 reviews
A beautiful girl is SWEPT away into Middle-Earth.. Into Legolas' waiting and loving arms. Parody, no slash, awful grammer and sentance structure, oh, yes, and LOT'S of Mary-Sueism! WOW!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005
Always Looking Forward by AngelofMusic15 reviews
Samantha is an ordinary teenager who winds up in an unknown world with no clue on how she got there. Can she ever go home? Does she even want to? ElladanOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,850 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Elrohir
The MarySue Marriage by Silver Mayflower reviews
After receiving a letter, I get sucked in another world to witness Barbie's marriage, which really sucks because I wanna go home. A badly written multicrossover Crack!fic which I allow to stay on the site only because it's my first fanfic ever.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Complete
Yo ho, yo ho! by BG Sparrow reviews
[COMPLETE] Jack runs into a moody troublemaker and her hyperactive friend on accident one night just innocently looking for his rum, but n0o0o0o0o0o... [Sequel up]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,216 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
Alice The NonSue by The Trees Are On Fire reviews
Alice: She's not pretty, She's not skilled. But she is in the Caribbean. delayed by normal life
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005
A Reach Across Time by Raydias reviews
STORY BEING REVISED: NEW PROLOGUE. 23 years ago Cali was taken from her home & her memories erased. Now, she has found her way back to Middle Earth and must find a way to regain her memories before she is used to bring the downfall of her home. LegolasOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,008 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Legolas
Just Another Odd Pirate Story: ARGH! by BG Sparrow reviews
[COMPLETE! Sequel to Just An Odd Pirate Story: Buried Treasure] Evil Barbossa daughter seeking revenge on Jack! GASP! [Threequel up! Just An Odd Pirate Story 3: Yo ho]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,894 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Complete
This Blood That Stains My Hands: Part Two by Anwa reviews
Sometimes we must find our own answers to life's little questions. And sometimes, even if you find that answer, it's still not good enough (continuation) ON HOLD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,122 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 6/11/2004
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Not Another Cliche LOTR Fic by Secret Toasty Pirate reviews
TOAST...FRENCH TOAST...we likes toast...if you are of any intelligence, you will not click on this freaking excuse for a story. Sigh
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005
Twisted Thoughts by Shadow Stalkers reviews
Okay, this may have been done before, but deal with it. In a freak storm two teenage girls are sent to Middle Earth, and immediately begin to wreak havoc. Hold onto your bunny slippers, because you're in for a ride.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,644 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Elrohir, Legolas
A Break From Life by DarkFirebird reviews
Last Chap! After a plane crash three teenage girl's wake up in middle earth. Two are in heaven (not literally), one just wants to make it home alive. Is this the break they need, or more problems (Romance, death, ect? Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 63,544 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2004 - Published: 12/31/2002
Of Babies, Rings and Insanity by gaterback reviews
rated pg-13 for language. another one where 3 girls drop into ME, but what makes this one different? One of them has a baby, one is afraid of water, and the other is a magnet for creepy stalker guys.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,294 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 5/25/2004
To Win The War by YvettE S reviews
AU/Complete. A Woman's Ban is put on the war. Disguising herself as a man, Ginny Weasley runs away to fight. Will she survive as a soldier when her Commander is the love of her life Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,611 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Found by Lailonniel22 reviews
Sequel to “The Lost One”. Alexa has found herself thrust into the battle for Middle-Earth. Will her heart survive? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,840 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Haldir, Glorfindel - Complete
Heart Obstacles by Laurenke1 reviews
Legolas and Joyce love each other but what is the other to do it one dies? Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 70,071 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Just An Odd Pirate Story: Buried Treasure! by BG Sparrow reviews
[COMPLETE] Jack, Will, and Elizabeth in a whole new adventure... in the 21st century... with three hyper friends... yeeeeaaah...[Sequel up now: Just Another Odd Pirate Story: ARGH]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,677 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Complete
Jamie Spazz by Saltwater reviews
With an almighty roar, Harry ripped off his robes like the hulk, and threw the table away, before chasing after her again. "Die you evil, backstabbing Man-Child!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/2004
The Romances of Four Hobbits by Concetta reviews
The romantic lives of all the hobbits on their return to the Shire. PD, ME, SR, FOC. Chapter 12 up: The Grandest Wedding
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,328 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Peregrin T.
ErmmmmmSavvy? by x.BiLlAbOnG.x reviews
WHAT! You never seen a girl climb out of a jail window before!"... Jack and Will in the 21st century! du du dunnnnnn!...I'm not hyper honest!... COMPLETE... Wow... i'm sad now!... sequel soon!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 40,455 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Complete
A Weird Gathering by Enchant Him reviews
Four girls decide to kidnap some characters from HP, and 'hold them against their will' RR please! CHAPTER 12 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,599 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 11/24/2002
The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board by vericus reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
The MarySue That Wasn't by vericus reviews
Sabrina finds herself dumped in MiddleEarth. Only one problem she doesn't even know she's in MiddleEarth, and she has arrived at exactly the wrong time. Warning: amusing only if you have a morbid sense of humour or you hate MarySues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Time by Elentaari reviews
AMFG I'M BACK! CHAPTER 93 IS UP AND I HOPE YOU GUYS DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT ME! Marines in Middle Earth fall in love. Boromir lives? WOOO LEMONY GOODNESS! (lots o' sex and violence and cursing) Enjoy! :9
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 71,278 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 3/15/2002
Need to Know by Ginny612 reviews
Draco, Harry, Hermione, Lavender, Ron, and Ginny are playing Truth or Dare, but it comes out more of a story telling game. Will they become friends? Will Draco be part of the "dream team"? And what's that on Draco's arm? It's not the Death Eater mark, may
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,836 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
No Eyes Needed by vericus reviews
The day of Elrond's Council in Rivendell, a young girl in Minas Tirith gained a strange gift. Fostered by Aragorn and Arwen because of her gift, her life only becomes stranger when Legolas comes to visit, raising questions about her parentage.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,184 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Trapped As A Mary Sue by o0-Key-0o reviews
Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,621 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
Sightseeing in MiddleEarth by vericus reviews
Erin, from 21st century Canada, wakes up one morning in MiddleEarth. When she joins the Fellowship, the path of the quest is forever changed, and no one can tell how it will end. Spellchecked, lightly editted, and reuploaded
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,213 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Boromir, Haldir - Complete
Mission: Capture the Heart of the Resident Bad Boy by PhoenixRae reviews
Ch27 EPILOGUE UPGinny Weasley received the shocker of a lifetime. She fell in love with the school bad boy & now she must do everything in her power to win his attention and eventually, his heart... PLS R&R THNX!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 91,126 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/13/2003 - Published: 12/8/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete