toostupidforyou
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Joined 06-03-04, id: 601882
Author has written 4 stories for Lost, and Harry Potter.

Hi!

Name: toostupidforyou aka xXthe_only_corbittXx

Age: Old enough to know that I need help but not old enough to want it!

Favorite TV shows: Crossing Jordan, Supernatural, Criminal Minds, ER, CSI, NCIS, and many more.

Fave movies: Dogma, VanHelsing, Harry Potter, LOTR, Moulin Rouge, Misery, and Star Wars

AIM: Usually carter45lover : occasionally xXthe_only_corbittXx

Pairings:

Nigel/Jordan

Bug/Nigel

Metatron/Bethany

Harry/Snape

Hermione/Snape

Lupin/Black

Aragorn/Arwen

Anakin/Obi-wan

Favorite sayings:

Blessed is her who sits on a pin for he will rise again.

Behold the Metatron, harold of the Almighty and voice of the One True God.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

Favorite Colleges: Muskingum, Marshall, Virginia Tech (keep them in prayer), and Gettysburg.

If you need me, e-mail or im. I will be happy to assit you in anyway. Just let me know

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The Ties That Bind by Netrixie reviews
Severus Snape never wanted this... he had two Master's already and was barely able to survive that. But now he has a third, and life as he knows it will never be the same. Enter Harry Potter, who is going to change the world. -being redone, working on the rest, don't hate me-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 116,763 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Marriage of Convenience by Perky-Thief reviews
WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge. Hermione is affected by Fudge's new law, & now is forced to choose from 3 potential suitors, one of whom is Snape. But thanks to the threats of Malfoy, she can't have the one she wants, or can she? HGSS Not HBP Compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,813 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 204,658 - Reviews: 3070 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 3,035 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Don't Turn Around, I Don't Want You Seeing Me Cry by The Lady Gen reviews
As the danger of the war grows, Hermione must remain strong while she picks up the shattered pieces of her heart that Severus left. As an Auror, she is trained to fight and face danger, but who will save her from herself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,235 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L.
The most dangerous words in the world are 'I do' by Lady Miya reviews
Difficult times call for drastic methods and Hermione is forced to marry Severus Snape. She thought she would be unhappy forever, but then again, she had never thought about a seductive Dark Lord too. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 158,611 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Memories by cominghome28 reviews
Often when a lover leaves, memories are all we have left. But what happens when those are taken from us as well? Harry and Snape barely come together before they are forced apart. SSxHP, graphic sexual content. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,749 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13573 - Favs: 7,869 - Follows: 6,532 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
ER: The Song by Aphrodite17 reviews
a little something i came up with late one Thursday night. please r&r.
ER - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2004
Van Helsing: the Microwaveable Pop Tart Version by Yrch Monger reviews
A “slightly” abridged version of the film Van Helsing. In which Gabriel has the intelligence of a swallow, Anna turns into Mufasa, and Carl is unable to distinguish which movie he’s actually starring in.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Complete
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Tainted Desire reviews
Harry Potter is in suspected danger. Against his wishes he is forced to live at the castle to be constantly watched. Who will be there to catch the 'Golden Boy' when he falls and why? SSHP. R and R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,566 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
America: City of Dreams reviews
AU. Harry has graduated and left the country. Now people are worried about his safety. SSHP slash. Don't read if you don't like.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Love Always Finds a Way reviews
Harry is being beaten at the Dursleys. The Weasleys vome to rescue him and things go down hill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Trapped With Love reviews
Kate has to help Jack do everything because of his arm(Moth Episode). They grow closer and fall in love. JK. R&R
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Jack, Kate