Hawku
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Joined 06-05-04, id: 603061, Profile Updated: 08-01-19
Author has written 52 stories for StarTrek: Other, and Star Trek Online.

Welcome! Hawku is my pen name and stories here are my literary responses to monthly Arc Forum writing challenges and other stuff. Please note these are parody. See the STO gaming forums for all prompts.

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I'm a Captain, Not an Actor!
Unofficial Literary Challenge 46: In the early 25th century, Captains Sigon, Deloss, Kronen and Elektra go to Raatooras to save Menchez from the Children of Khan, only to discover it's being protected by a Takarian entity.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Published: 2/8 - Complete
Demons of Bland and Grey
Anthology of Ragnarok 1: In the early 25th century, Captain Seifer of the U.S.S. Ragnarok gets to know his new crew and investigates a matter of ancient origins with the Deferi.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,855 - Updated: 12/29/2019 - Published: 3/22/2018
Deadly Alliance
Unofficial Literary Challenge 43: In the early 25th century, Captain Elektra of the I.K.S. Valentine attempts to open a portal to Gre'thor, aka. "Klingon Hell".
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Published: 11/16/2019 - Complete
Face the Kramp'Ihri
Unofficial Literary Challenge 42: In the early 25th century, Captain Elektra of the I.K.S. Valentine meets the Kramp'Ihri in Q's Winter Wonderland.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Published: 10/24/2019 - Complete
Tempus Fugit
Unofficial Literary Challenge 41: In the early 25th century, Captain Elektra of the I.K.S. Valentine is convicted of a crime she hasn't committed yet.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Published: 9/1/2019 - Complete
Even Roses Smell Like
Unofficial Literary Challenge 39: In the early 25th century, Captain Kronen of the I.K.S. Dragunov attempts to interfere in the love-lives of two of his officers, with disastrous results.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Published: 7/25/2019 - Complete
Only Ashes Remain
Unofficial Literary Challenge 38: In the early 25th century, Captains Sigon and Deloss deflect a pressing matter to Kronen, causing all three to arrive far too late to the Sage threat surrounding Raatooras.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Published: 7/11/2019 - Complete
Beware False Prophets
Unofficial Literary Challenge 37: In the early 25th century, Captain Kronen of the I.K.S. Dragunov encounters his mirror self, who has become the emissary for the Prophets of the mirror universe.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Published: 6/21/2019 - Complete
In Their Footsteps
Unofficial Literary Challenge 36: In the early 25th century, Captain Kronen of the I.K.S. Dragunov tries to unite two Klingon Houses with his admiration of Kahless.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Published: 5/11/2019 - Complete
From Hell's Heart
Unofficial Literary Challenge Annual 1-5: In the early 25th century, Captain Seifer of the U.S.S. Ragnarok investigates a distress call in Tholian territory and discovers the disabled Federation starship from another universe.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Published: 4/18/2019 - Complete
First Contact Day
Contest Entry 1: In what initially seems like the early 25th century, Oroku, the Trill host, wakes up from a what he initially thought was his life.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Published: 3/30/2019 - Complete
Lost to Time
Unofficial Literary Challenge Annual 1-4: In the early 25th century, Captain Seifer, his Doctor and Science officer beam down to a planet to investigate an exiled giant Thasian head.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Published: 3/13/2019 - Complete
Enmity
Unofficial Literary Challenge Annual 1-3: In the early 25th century, Captain Seifer of the U.S.S. Raganrok and a Tzenkethi Captain are constantly sent back in time from alternate futures to stop a fatal incident at the First Federation planet Carpi.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Published: 2/28/2019 - Complete
Fleet Week reviews
Unofficial Literary Challenge 33: In the early 25th century, Captains Deloss and Sigon attempt to out-wit the Devidians aboard Drozana Station.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/22/2019 - Complete
Election Year
Unofficial Literary Challenge 32: In the early 25th century, Captain Deloss of the I.K.S. Masamune goes on a crystal hunt mission with Okeg, the President of the Federation.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Published: 2/7/2019 - Complete
L'amour est Parmi les √Čtoiles
Unofficial Literary Challenge Annual 1-2: In the early 25th century, Captain Seifer and the crew of the U.S.S. Ragnarok encounters a love-at-first-sight anomaly.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Published: 11/22/2018 - Complete
The Imposter
Unofficial Literary Challenge Annual 1-1: In the early 25th century, Captain Seifer of the U.S.S. Ragnarok manages through a spat of Tellarite duplicates.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Published: 10/26/2018 - Complete
Holodeck Fantasy
Unofficial Literary Challenge 31: In the early 25th century, Captain Deloss of the I.K.S. Masamune visits the holodeck to run the Sherlock Holmes program and bring sentience to James Moriarty.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Published: 9/21/2018 - Complete
A Wonderful Life reviews
Unofficial Literary Challenge 30: In the early 25th century, Captain Deloss of the I.K.S. Masamune is suddenly sent into a universe, by Qu, where Deloss is ranked Lieutenant junior grade.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/23/2018 - Complete
Life or Death
Unofficial Literary Challenge 28: In the early 25th century, the I.K.S. Baetal is infiltrated by a rogue Klingon, only to be used for revenge against a group of Kazon.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Published: 7/10/2018 - Complete
How the Mighty Have Fallen
Unofficial Literary Challenge 27: In the early 25th century, Captain Sigon of the I.K.S. Baetal is confronted by the absurdity of the being known as Qu.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Published: 7/3/2018 - Complete
Apparitions
Unofficial Literary Challenge 26: In the early 25th century, Captain Sigon of the I.K.S. Baetal begins to realize he is seeing strange hallucinations aboard his ship.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Published: 4/30/2018 - Complete
Nibiru
Unofficial Literary Challenge 20: In the early 25th century, Captains Menrow, Iviok, Reynolds, Samya and McCary of Task Force Epsilon cross into the Kelvin timeline to investigate the disappearance of Captain Seifer.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,678 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 2/17/2018 - Complete
The Officer Exchange
Unofficial Literary Challenge 19: In the early 25th century, Captain McCary of the U.S.S. Tsunami helps the Klingon Captain, Sigon, fight a vicious infestation of deadly alternate universe tribble.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Published: 1/15/2018 - Complete
Winter Wonderland Celebrations (II)
Unofficial Literary Challenge 18: In the early 25th century, while visiting Earth Spacedock and Q's Winter Wonderland, Captains McCary and Samya discover Gingerbread men infected with the Calibus VII virus.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Published: 12/18/2017 - Complete
Sunrise
Star Trek Online 11.1: In the early 25th century, Admiral Cid of the U.S.S. Valhalla investigates an apparent dying star and discovers it belongs to the Lukari.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Published: 12/5/2017 - Complete
What Are You Thankful For? reviews
Unofficial Literary Challenge 17: In the early 25th century, Captain McCary of the U.S.S. Tsunami discovers a world being repeatedly conquered by the Klingon Empire.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Complete
In Session
Unofficial Literary Challenge 16.2: In the early 25th century, Captain Samya of the U.S.S. Dropzone is forced into a counseling session that goes south very quickly.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Complete
Aftermath
Unofficial Literary Challenge 16.1: In the early 25th century, in the aftermath of the Iconian War, Captain Samya of the U.S.S. Dropzone attempts to make peace with herself at her sister's home in Kyoto, Japan.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Published: 11/3/2017 - Complete
The Sound of Q-sic
Unofficial Literary Challenge 14: In the early 25th century, a musically reluctant Captain Samya of the U.S.S. Dropzone is met with Qu and an invasion force of vicious 18th century French military animal things.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Published: 10/24/2017 - Complete
The Arrival reviews
Unofficial Literary Challenge 13: In the early 25th century, Captain Menrow of the U.S.S. Crucial accidentally double-books his date-night, inadvertently causing his own no-win, Kobayashi Maru scenario.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/20/2017 - Complete
Someone to Remember Them By
Unofficial Literary Challenge 12: In the early 25th century, a Klingon named Treth goes on an honor-bound mission surrounding her son, Feng, involving the Captains of the U.S.S. Crucial, U.S.S. Jenova and U.S.S. Hijinx.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,184 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 9/8/2017 - Complete
Better Angels of Our Nature
Unofficial Literary Challenge 11.3: In the early 25th century, Captain Reynolds of the U.S.S. Hijinx teams up with Captain Iviok of the U.S.S. Jenova to catch the renegade Captain Menrow of the U.S.S. Crucial.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Published: 8/12/2017 - Complete
Delta Recruit
Unofficial Literary Challenge 11.1: From the early 25th century, Captain Reynolds of the U.S.S. Hijinx travels back in time to convince her younger self to join the fight against the Iconians.
Star Trek Online - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Complete
Teaching the Next Generation reviews
Unofficial Literary Challenge 10: In the early 25th century, Captain Andrea Reynolds of the U.S.S. Hijinx is invited to speak at Starfleet Academy, but finds she is an unwitting agent in a Bluegill sting operation.
Star Trek Online - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/14/2017 - Complete
Visit to a Weird Planet, Revisited - Again
Unofficial Literary Challenge 8: In the early 25th century, Captain Iviok and the crew of the U.S.S. Jenova find themselves and their Bridge suddenly on a movie set.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Published: 6/30/2017 - Complete
Things Crew Members of the Jenova are No Longer Allowed to Do reviews
Unofficial Literary Challenge 7: In the early 25th century, the U.S.S. Jenova is plagued by selective messages limiting Captain Iviok and his crew to one absurd rule after the other.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/7/2017 - Complete
Winter Wonderland Celebrations (I)
Literary Challenge 69: In the early 25th century, Captain's Seifer, Menchez and Aeris visit an imitation Winter Wonderland created by Qu.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Complete
Lazarus
Unofficial Literary Challenge 5: In the early 25th century, when the U.S.S. Crucial loses its Chief Engineer, the Kobali offer to revive him as one of theirs.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Published: 4/29/2017 - Complete
Second Life reviews
Unofficial Literary Challenge 4: In the late 28th century, Menrow begins to feel as if he doesn't belong. After an alternate life of crime, he discovers he and his team have been misplaced and he works to change his ways.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/15/2017 - Complete
STO Halloween reviews
Literary Challenge 68: In the early 25th century, the Captain's of the I.K.S. B'Cnah and the U.S.S. Phoenix-X are forced to work together against an undead plague infecting both crews.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 3/7/2017 - Complete
There's Always Some Strings Attached
Literary Challenge 67.2: In the early 25th century, Menchez, aboard the I.K.S. B'Cnah, is targeted for assassination by rogue Section 31 agent Rave, but when Qu prevents his death, Menchez is given more new lives than he could want.
Star Trek Online - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Published: 2/21/2017 - Complete
Devil's Leftovers reviews
Episode 91: In the late 24th century, the U.S.S. Phoenix-X discovers a group of tricksters are swindling worlds out of goods in the Bajor system.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2017 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Complete
The Delta We Left Behind
Literary Challenge 67.1: In the early 25th century, while in the Delta Quadrant, the I.K.S. B'Cnah is overrun with salamander-type offspring from the Warp 10-caused mutated forms of Lieutenant Tom Paris and Captain Kathryn Janeway of several decades earlier.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Published: 2/8/2017 - Complete
The Xindi Paradox reviews
Literary Challenge 66: From the early 25th century, the I.K.S. B'Cnah is sent back to the year 2033 where they must stop, Sayjan, a Na'kuhl time traveler from altering Xindi history.
Star Trek Online - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/28/2017 - Complete
Movie Night reviews
Literary Challenge 65.2: In the early 25th century, a film director boards the U.S.S. Phoenix-X intending to create a visionary masterpiece with the crew.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Complete
Myths & Lore
Literary Challenge 65.1: In the early 25th century, Captain Seifer attempts to track down android-parts, which were stolen from Facility 4028 by Augments.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Published: 1/8/2017 - Complete
Gender Swap reviews
Literary Challenge 64.2: In the early 25th century, Seifer and Kayl are accidentally transported to a universe where everyone is the opposite gender.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Complete
The New Frontier reviews
Literary Challenge 64.1: In the early 25th century, after installing a new scanning system at Deep Space 9, the U.S.S. Phoenix-X triggers a phenomenon that sends it into an alternate universe.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/16/2016 - Complete
Nightmare Anomaly reviews
Literary Challenge 63: In the early 25th century, on an exploration mission into unknown space, the U.S.S. Phoenix-X stumbles upon and gets caught in an uncatalogued, unusual anomaly.
Star Trek Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Complete
For the World is Worldly and Such
Episode 90: In the late 24th century, the U.S.S. Phoenix-X encounters a self-propelled asteroid guilty of stealing several warp cores from a solar orbital station.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,837 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 12/3/2015 - Complete
The Needs of the Plenty
Episode 89: In the late 24th century, the U.S.S. Phoenix-X investigates the actions of a mysterious being harassing the colony world of Gault.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,986 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 8/27/2015 - Complete