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Joined 06-05-04, id: 603089
Author has written 7 stories for Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Harry Potter.
Hey kids im 13 and i love lord of the rings pirates of the carribean troy, if its got orli i like it. and i love to write poems and stories also known as many curse words, jewls, cookie monster, greenleaf, beech tree, im just rambling. read my damn stories!

Hobbies: Art, poetry, reading, writing, playing tenor sax.

Friends- Emily, Vicki, Lish , Trish, Tell.

Nickname- Jewls

Quotes: i may have bad reviews but i am soooo cool!*me*
greenleaf! *vicki*
birchtree cailen
RIVERRRRRRR- emily
omigod those girls are so crazy there like look at the drummer! brian, ewww. hey wait,Look at the drummer... *Emily and me*
tall... horizontally!*vicki*
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anyway,
more quotes.
darrrrr!!!! *us*
he can shiver my timbers any day1 *me*
duddddddddeeeee

Fave authors are cookielover 87, mosh13 and kittywillow and bananasomething sorry forgot your pen name.

New: Song Parodies By me!

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Ways to Annoy Snape by TrashyBambi reviews
A girls journal about How to annoy Severus Snape. Please read and review! PG cuz a lil' cussing. chapter 11 now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Severus S., George W.
Captain Jack Live From My Living Room by BlueBeauty reviews
When lightening strikes my TV set the characters from Pirates of the Caribbean come to life right smack in my living room...can you say utter hilarity? CH 10 ADDED!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,690 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 4/20/2004
A Drinking Game by Crystal56 reviews
LOTR drinking game, LOTR style! Legolas never got drunk in his life...and he shall dance ballet! (Eventually) Marry and Pippen face off against Gimli in total drunkenness! Let the stupidity begin! NO FLAMES PLEASE! (But do take a glance!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004
Queers and Eunuchs by Peace and Song reviews
Will left Elizabeth, and now shes coming after Jack. Jacks in hiding, and keeps running into a mysterious woman who knows who he is, but he does not know her. The begining is a bit slashy, but it gets better...R&R CH2 UP!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 2/3/2004
Proper Husband Material by Child of Insanity reviews
Will does not believe that he is the proper husband for Elizabeth. JackWill slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2004
Truth or Dare by KittyWillow reviews
(COMPLETED)When the Hogwarts students play truth or dare, the friendly game turns into an all-out confessional. PG-13 for some language and suggestive themes. R and R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/28/2004 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Complete
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I Believe In No More Tubs! Hagrid reviews
Another Songfic-- blah blah... Hagrid and his uncleanliness! Just go R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Rubeus H.
One Tear reviews
Basically WillJack slash with a sad ending. R&R or flame me if you will!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2004
Earthquake Gimli or 'Milkshake' Kelis
Ah,yes.... Another wonderful songfic! My summaries suck, so go read!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Gimli, Legolas
Mambo No 5 Elf Remix or Girl trying horse ridin reviews
A girl who loves elves tries to horseback-ride to impress legolas but it fails! I was also drunk and possibly on Tylenol when I wrote this! Thanx 4 the good reviews on Bah!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Legolas
Bah! By Prof Snape Parody of Yeah by Usher reviews
Screwed up and funny I was drunk when I wroted this!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Severus S., Neville L.
Iriniel and Legolas reviews
Iriniel sets out to save Middle Earth and finds elven love along the way
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Legolas
The 3 Daughters Of Isla Muerta reviews
Will and Jack are captured by the Three, the beautiful witches of Isla Muerta
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2004