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Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Death Note, and Prince of Tennis.

Happytown Asylum for the Criminally Insane file #1337 ("the-kitty-kitty")

Age as of creation of file: 3

Current age: 18

Abnormalities displayed in care: Patient #1337 (hereafter known as 'Kitty') tends to display almost obsessive tendencies toward various things. She calls these 'fangirlisms' and labels herself as a 'fangirl.' Having chosen a particular 'fangirlism' or 'fandom' she will then attempt to convert others to her strange obsessions while clinging to those who display similar tendencies. These 'fandoms' include (as of September 2005) Naruto (specifically Kakashi-sensei, Kabuto, Deidara, Gai-sensei and Hinata.) Harry Potter (Percy Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Minerva McGonagall, Sybil Trelawney, Severus Snape and Dolores Umbridge.) Pita Ten (Any mention of 'Kaoru Miterai' will force her to burst into a spontaneous chorus of 'Kaoru no Miracle Spiral Love' in Japanese, while she will drool at any mention of Takashi Ayanokoji, better known as 'Ten-chan.') Artemis Fowl (She has displayed unhealthy interest in 'Foaly.') Seiyuu Mika Shinichirou, actor Alan Rickman (and has yet to find him in a role she disliked.) The film 'Michael Collins.' Matantei Loki (Ragnarok) and the broad Sailor Moon fandom.

General personality: In her own words 'all the style and flair of a hamster on crack.'

Goals: On leaving the asylum (read: UCC'Kitty hopes to take up a teaching job in Japan 'to spread my word to the youth of tomorrow in kawaii sailor suits.'

Negative behaviour: Kitty appears to react badly to swearing, fanservice, bizarre pairings, having her hair cut and those who mock her abnormally large headphones.

Distinguishing features: Naturally drawn to cats. Can usually be identified by what appears to be a lack of eyes (but on closer inspection, you will find her eyes hidden beneath quite a bit of mousy-brown hair) glasses, a button nose and a figure similar to the average chocolate addict.

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To A Point by mizbitch2you reviews
Aziraphale's patience is tested and Crowley is indecorous. AxC.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 3/22/2007
Desolate Collaboration by Verboten Byacolate reviews
The invisible poison seeping through your veins is nothing but a numbing, overwhelming bitter sadness. You mourn. [Spoilers for chapter 362]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Working out the Paradox by chayron reviews
Complete. Yuuri x Wolfram. The title should speak for itself. The main goal of this fic is to make a completely straight guy fall in love with a boy.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,900 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S. - Complete
The Grieving Process of the Criminal Mind by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, spoilers up to chapter 342. In which there are late night encounters under fluorescent lights, things left unsaid, and beverages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Sweet by kamikazarii reviews
If there was one thing that L left behind for Misa, it was how to appreciate sweets. Slight MisaL.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/15/2007
Charmed by silent nox2 reviews
The holidays have a way of bringing unexpected surprises. First it was a pink bundle, then a kunai to the stomach, and now a plotting shark for a partner. Throw in some sake and you get a very happy Christmas. [Threeshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,625 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Catch the Sun by Asphodael reviews
Basically just Matt musing about people. MelloMatt, sort of onesided MattMisa, MattRidner.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Cold by The Silver Feathered Raven reviews
There are a lot of downsides to being part snake, especially when the nights are too cold and your companion is too warm. GreedxMartel
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Martel, Greed - Complete
Moment by Uozumi reviews
A glimpse into the thoughts of the team during a lull in the investigation.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Hitchhiker's ABCs by Anakin McFly reviews
A is for Arthur, who's always drinking tea...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Pretty Things by lefcadio reviews
Spoilers for the end of the manga. Misa thinks she's coped with everything life's thrown at her, but in the end, pretences can't last.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Redemption by Slightly Sinister Sinestra reviews
Crowley is a demon, a fallen angel. But when Aziraphael is kidnapped by Hell, this demon is going to get him back. Even if it means doing something ... holy. AC. Enjoy.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006
Masquerade by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
Honestly, Sayu thinks “beautiful people” are probably just good at faking it. But these days, Sayu doesn’t know if she really believes what she thinks or not. [SayuMisa, MisaLight, Postseries, SPOILERS]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
One Sunday Morning by noodle-ness reviews
[Kyoya x Tamaki] Otori Kyoya, never a morning person, woke up on Sunday at seven without any prompting or alarms whatsoever. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Link and Luigi reviews
As all the important stuff happens, the jounin teachers reminice of times when things were less complicated and only Shikamaru was the chuunin.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
The Rival by Jade R. Raven reviews
A parody of 'The Raven' from Kakashi's point of view.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Nacht by Uozumi reviews
It was a rare occurrence, but each time it happened it was terrifying. Spoilers. Team Sevencentric.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pink Fluff by JM McLand reviews
Taking care of a little kitten couldn't be all that hard right? Sadly this ball of pink fluff has something to prove to its new master, Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Itachi U.
The Fluttering of Wings by Twerksie reviews
[Ficlet, ShikaIno] Shikamaru does what no one else has ever dared to do as he walks a downtrodden Ino home. He dares to...lecture her?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 178 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Past Legends by rayemars reviews
Three ficlets about Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru, and the way they once were.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/7/2005
Falter by iamzuul reviews
Even a person with the strongest convictions may feel themselves occasionally falter. [OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rules, Rules, Rules by PanDaimonia reviews
Neurotic girl meets workaholic boy. The inevitable ensues. [Percy Weasley, Marietta Edgecombe]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Percy W.
A Matter of Taste by Szabotage reviews
Jiraiya tries to teach Naruto a lesson about women. Vignette written for challenge. Spoilers for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
The Forever Love of Oishi and Eiji by Halrloprillalar reviews
Golden Pair. A tragedy in three acts.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Oishi S., Kikumaru E.
Order of the Phoenix A Different View by Sham Harga reviews
(Formerly Order of the Phoenix film sript EXCLUSIVE) PPG13 - for language. Want to know how the fifth book will be brought to life? Changed format. Small fun poked at the films. I couldn't do better, but a least I recognise Fred & George as geniuses. 11 u
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,847 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 5/6/2004
Promises by GeneImperfect reviews
Percy Weasley always keeps his promises. No matter what the cost.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Percy W., Oliver W.
Of Pidgeons and Bugs by Lizmun reviews
Iruka had taken care of Naruto up until he graduated as a Genin. However, Naruto still needs his sensei to teach him the ultimate lesson... The meaning of the birds and the bees.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,814 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
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A Mark of Shame reviews
Hinata just wants to be something worth protecting. GaaHina, NejiHina, 200 words.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Cigarettes reviews
Dan didn't know if it was a warning or a threat. AkuDan, 250 words.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Akutsu J., Dan T. - Complete
Pythagoras Switch reviews
Love doesn’t apply in strategy, theory or math. ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A challenge reviews
[GaaHina]His biggest challenge did not involve sand. [Drabble, 200 words unless ffnet messes with the word count]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
deathnote exe reviews
22 year old programmer Raito obtains a police project program that could make the world fall at his feet in a few lines of code. The chase for Kira begins, with hacker!Misa, detective!L and Death Note with a twist cyberpunk AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Light Y., L
Of Hinata and Illness reviews
[GaaHina, HinaGaa, 200 word drabble] Gaara doesn't want to see Hinata. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
An Accident reviews
[GaaHina] Their first kiss was completely accidental. [Drabble, 200 words unless ffnet messes with the word count]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
A Spark reviews
[200 word drabble] GaaHina Gaara never doubted himself until the first time he met Hinata. Set during the chuunin exams.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Mochi reviews
The sand siblings are stranded in Konoha during the New Year. Sometimes, gestures can be taken up the wrong way. ShikaTema oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
How Troublesome reviews
On a mission in Suna Shikamaru ends up in the worst possible position trapped in a small space with the furious Temari. If he stays, she'll kill him. If he leaves, the Akatsuki will kill him. ShikaTema oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Weasleysitting reviews
Alistor Moody had twenty years experience of eing an Auror... but nothing NOTHING could prepare him for this fresh horror... babysitting seven Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Alastor M., Ron W.
Growing Pains reviews
When Sirius finds his hair is falling out, one of his worst nightmares, the Order gather round to offer advice - or drive him up the wall. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Perfervid reviews
(for dictionary.com's word of the day) “Some of us have more important things to do with our time than engage in childish bickering over Hermione Granger’s test scores.” (One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Fairy Godfather COMPLETE! reviews
According to tradition, there are always two fairy godmothers to make sure that living nightmares become dreams and to see that the princess gets her prince... they're usually soft hearted old women with a fondness for pumpkins... so Severus says; why him
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,557 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
New Arrival reviews
Having cooked in Grimmauld Place’s out-dated kitchen for months, Molly Weasley decides it needs something… sadly, though, not everyone agrees (one-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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