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Joined 06-06-04, id: 603974, Profile Updated: 09-18-10
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Death Note, One Piece, Junjō Romantica, Bleach, Portal, and Homestuck.

CELEBRATING FIVE YEARS OF DEBAUCHERY!

Thanks to my readers, all two of you. Ahem.

Anyways, I just noticed today, when I submitted a new fanfic, that my earliest fanfic on here is from FIVE YEARS ago. That out-dates every other site I've been on, including sites with my own original stories.

For those of you who don't know what I do, I write either bizarre satires or (more recently) romances based on existing fiction. In the past, I mostly satired books which took themselves too seriously, but now I've moved toward anime. Some of the animes I have stories for include One Piece, Death Note, Junjou Romantica, and Naruto.

DO NOT read this stuff if you're easily offended. Some of it features gay pairings.

Otherwise, enjoy!

September 2010: A message to anyone looking for updates:

Just wanted to let you guys know that I'm on hiatus from writing fanfics! I'm trying to get my own original novel done, and plus I'm in my final semester at college. After the book's done, I'll try and finish Moon Eyes and One Piece: In Hell.

'Til Then,

LJ

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Certain Laws and Rules of Engagement by dreamingfate reviews
Whole thing now available here. The relationship between the cook and the first mate develops slowly as they try to figure out where they stand with one another.. follows from Shifting Ties. Explicit. Zoro/Sanji, Sanji/Zoro.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,729 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Loneliness by MaKRoW reviews
It doesn't matter anymore; you really just want to have someone in one of your quadrants
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Eridan A., Karkat V. - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Sucker for Blue by Tiranas Goldfish reviews
Oneshot, Dirk/Jake, Jake POV. Inspired by a post on tumblr.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Puncture Wounds by Tiranas Goldfish reviews
POV Dirk, T for language. AU with no SBURB, all the kids are visiting Jake's island. Dirk gets pretty badly injured saving Jake, Jake is beat up about it, feelings ensue. Broship, more in later chapters. Reviews more than welcome.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
What Am I Doing With My Life? by Funky Bracelet Chick reviews
Hussie has a man crush.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Complete
Pursuit by Hotnesspecter88 reviews
Dirk has fancied Jake for quite some time, yet Jane yearns for Jake as well. With the help of a certain drunk and a pair of sarcastic shades, only one can have Jake English. Rated M for sexual content in later chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
With Arrows or Traps by Snowlia reviews
"It had seemed like Sollux and Eridan hadn't been able to take their eyes off of each other. Feferi could have smacked herself for being so dumb. They wanted each other, even if they didn't realize it, they did, and badly." Story for Santabound.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,736 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A. - Complete
He's Sexy and He Wants You to Know It by obsessedStuck reviews
Jake visits Texas and finds a drunken young Strider. OOC. Trollmegle. i dunno T to be safe?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
The Plotless Adventures of Karkat and Eridan by Iamembarrassedbymy12yoself reviews
The title says it all - it's a story that started out without a plot, developed one at one point, and lost track of it again. Most of it is just fluff and humor centered around Karkat and Eridan.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,462 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Karkat V., Eridan A.
Black on Green on Blond by dreamingfate reviews
Zoro discovers Ace doing unspeakable things to an all-too-willing Sanji one night in the middle of the Alabasta desert. Sanji decides Zoro should join them. Ace/Zoro/Sanji, explicit yaoi. Utterly PWP.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Put me down! by callosum reviews
After Marineford, Zoro returns to the Thousand Sunny injured, and has to be carried around by the rest of the crew. Presented as a series of light-hearted, connected drabbles. An unanon from the One Piece fanforall. K-plus for some swearing.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Zoro - Complete
Black and Gold by youShouldbeWriting31 reviews
The Doctor has lost The Master, the last living connection he will ever have to his lost homeland. Martha longs to comfort him. Will he let her? Yes...and so much more. Ten/Martha. Mature content. Please review!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2010 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Naked Sailing by nauyro reviews
All the cloth on the Thousand Sunny is taken by a strange old man, leaving the crew naked. Now, being days, perhaps even weeks away from reaching land, sexual tensions mount amongst the Straw Hat pirates as they battle their carnal urges...! LuffyxNami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,361 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Luffy, Nami
Story Time with Captain Usopp by Prince Darkcloud reviews
For kakashinightroad: While waiting for Sanji and Zoro to return, Usopp declares that he can use his 'psychic abilities' to find them. The other crew members, one by one, pitch in their ideas for what could've happened. The result? Read and see! ZoSan
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Shifting Ties by dreamingfate reviews
Life as usual aboard the Going Merry, until a chance encounter in the galley changes everything. Complete; Zoro x Sanji/Sanji x Zoro. Explicit yaoi.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,191 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
One Screwed Up Night by nauyro reviews
Due to the effects of some hallucinogens, the Strawhat pirates lose their minds. Sanji masturbates, Luffy marries Nami, Robin strips, and all hell breaks lose...
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Luffy, Nami
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Karkat: Experience Motherhood reviews
Cute little one-shot drabble with Karkat and grubs.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Portal 3 reviews
Now a multimedia comic on deviantArt!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Moon Eyes reviews
Ichigo is graduating high school, and moving away for college - which means leaving behind the person he loves. Will he manage to tell them? And if he does, will the feelings even be returned?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara
One Piece: In Hell reviews
What happens when Luffy becomes the cook, Zoro the navigator, and Nami the swordsman? And who is this Allpunk Interpol guy anyway? Is his devil's fruit power behind this chaos? And will the crew ever get back to normal? Read on to find out!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Zoro, Sanji
Junjou Infinity reviews
Usami has reached his breaking point - and it's up to Misaki to save not only their relationship, but possibly the author himself. Lots of drama, and then lots of sex! Features a slightly-uke Usami/slightly-seme Misaki. One-shot.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Spin the Bottle reviews
It's Nami's birthday and she's declared herself queen and made all the guys her slaves! What will happen when she wants to play spin the bottle?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
The Real Romance Dawn reviews
For Luffy, it was love at first sight. For Zoro, it would take some getting used to. Will Luffy be able to win him over? What will this mean for Boa Hancock? And will Zoro die of laughter when okama Sanji rejoins the crew? Read on to find out!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,511 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Death Note AD reviews
Light discovers L's real name, and they wind up making out, after a revealing conversation. Their new feelings for each other change rapidly, however, when Light's memories of being Kira return.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,457 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Birth of Deidara reviews
How does a bomber for the Akatsuki get his start? Why is he bombing his own country, and what are his motives? Read on to find out! Incomplete, probably won't write more of this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Harry Potter and the Pointless Debauched Fanfic reviews
Dumbledore is going to join the Foreign Legion, leaving Harry in charge of the school. Sounds like destructive party time!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete