(Before anything, I'M the one that started the Jaune/Winter ship known as Winter Knight.)

Name: Le MAO

Nickname: MAO (Mao)

Gender: Male

Age: 28

State: Texas (Everything's bigger here. :D)

Religion: Catholic

Favorite Food: Chicken Fried Rice

Joker - Relatable Quote

"Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?

-Arthur Fleck/Joker

The Greatest Showman - 12 Quotes

"The noblest art is that of making others happy"

- P. T. Barnum

"I wish for happiness like this forever."

- Charity Barnum

“No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else.”

- P. T. Barnum

"Hyperbole isn't the worst crime. Men suffer more from imagining too little than too much."

- P. T. Barnum

"You don't need everyone to love you. Just a few good people."

- Charity Barnum

"Comfort - the enemy of progress."

- P. T. Barnum

"When you're careless with other people, you bring ruin upon yourself."

- Jenny Lind

"Those smiles aren't fake. It doesn't matter where they come from. The joy is real."

- P. T. Barnum

"A man's station is only limited by his imagination."

- Jenny Lind

"They don't understand you, but they will."

- P. T. Barnum

"The show must go on."

- P. T. Barnum

"I am brave. I am bruised. This is who I'm meant to be. This is me."

- 'This Is Me' song lyric performed by Lettie (Keala Settle)

Stories To Be Active In The Coming Weeks

(Stories not listed in this section but are published are to be considered on indefinite hiatus.)

(Stories not listed in this section but listed in upcoming story sections will not be started until soon-to-be-active stories are finished or near completion.)

(Each story soon-to-be-active will be updated biweekly; two stories updated one week, two stories updated the next, then repeat.)

My Turn (Revamped)

Status: Chapter 2 in progress (undergoing too many rewrites ;-;)

The Ocean Master of Remnant

Status: Being planned.

Of Monster Girls, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Revamped)

Status: Rewrite being planned

Of Quintuplets, Heirs, and the Unhinged

Status: Being planned.

Future Story Ideas to be done soon...ish

Outlaws in the MCU? (Avengers/Red Dead Redemption 2 Crossover; Arthur/???, Kieran/???. Sean/???. and Lenny/???)

Summary: Many fell during the time leading up to the dissolution of the Van der Linde gang. Instead of passing on, four were given a second chance in a universe where heroes were on the rise. The Marvel Cinematic Universe. Can these four adapt to their new surroundings and fight alongside heroes? And will they make an impact? "Maybe now we can be more people than ghosts..."

The Burned Man Cometh (RWBY/Fallout Crossover; Unsure if de-aged or not, and pairing depends on that choice)

Summary: "I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame. I will carry the fire of the holy spirit inside until I stand before my Lord for judgement." And judgement came before Joshua Graham. His time of redemption not over, the first Legate finds himself on a strange new world with a simple task: save it from darkness. Beware, sinners of Remnant. The Burned Man has come.

The Ocean Master of Remnant (RWBY/Young Justice Crossover; Pairing will be Orm (Ocean Master)/???

Summary: He had been ready to commit an atrocious act: killing the loved ones of the Justice League. But a visit from Lady Shiva robs him of his vengeance. Instead of being dead, however, the former Prince Orm now finds himself on an alien planet with no way home. And when he takes his anger out on three certain assailants, he finds himself on a path he wants no part of: the path of good.

Return Of The Wolf (RWBY/The Wolf Among Us Crossover; Pairing for Bigby unknown)

Summary: Fables. A near extinct race. Only a few remain. Hiding among the people of Remnant. Bigby Wolf, the Big Bad Wolf, watches over his fellow Fables. Protecting them from dangers in and out. But when he intervenes in a certain Dust robbery, he reunites with his old friend Ozpin and is brought back into the fold. Will this bring an end to the shadow war? Or the end of Fables?

Evil Incarnate Unbound (RWBY/Halloween Crossover)

Summary: Michael Myers. Deranged serial killer. The Boogeyman. Evil Incarnate. He's terrorized the people of Haddonfield, Patch on several Halloweens. Then he goes comatose. One day, not on Halloween, Michael is broken out of his prison and brought before the Queen of the Grimm, Salem. What will happen when an immortal being of evil meets the personification of evil itself?

Whitley Schnee: Sub-Zero Hero (RWBY/Ice Age Crossover)

Summary: Whitley had it made. He was now the designated heir to the Schnee Dust Company, AND his sister had run off. Just when things couldn't be better, however, a strange man shows up and sends Whitley to some prehistoric land during its ice age. Can the young heir somehow survive in this harsh environment? "Is that a mammoth and giant sloth? Wait, ARE THEY TALKING?!"

RWBY: World at War (RWBY/Call of Duty Crossover; Pairings will be Miller/Yang, Dimitri/Weiss, Eventual Polonsky/Ruby, and Blake/???)

Summary: A freak mishap on the way to Atlas scatters Team RWBY to four locations on Earth during the bloodiest war in history: World War II. Weiss in the Russian campaign against Germany. Yang in the American campaign against Japan. Ruby in Nazi-occupied Poland. And Blake in Imperial Japanese hands. Can these four reunite? And will they be the same after witnessing the horrors of war?

Once Outlaws, Now Heroes? (My Hero Academia/Red Dead Redemption 2 Crossover; Pairings will be Arthur/???, Kieran/???, Sean/???, and Lenny/???)

Summary: Many members of the Van Der Linde Gang fell up to its dissolution, with Arthur Morgan being the final loss. He and three others are given a second chance at life in a crazy world that makes the outlaws feel in way over their heads. Even so, they will adapt. And become something they never thought was possible: heroes. "Maybe now we can be more people than ghosts..."

Kieran Duffy: Straw Hat Pirate (One Piece/Red Dead Redemption 2 Crossover; Pairing will be Kieran/Robin)

Summary: Kieran died a torturous death at the hands of his former gang, the O'Driscolls. Rather than pass on, however, he finds himself in a world where pirates thrive. When thinking on what to do now, Kieran is asked to join some rubber kid's pirate crew. He accepts and goes through the adventure of a lifetime. Maybe here Kieran can finally fit in and belong.

A Farm Boy and A Mermaid (RWBY/One Piece Crossover; Pairing will be Oscar/Shirahoshi)

Summary: Oscar Pine only expected the usual in a farmer's life. Take care of the farm, maybe meet a girl and fall in love, raise a family of his own. Well, he meets a girl...who just so happens to be a giant mermaid princess. Now he finds himself involved in a major conflict involving her hidden kingdom. Add this to the events to come, and Oscar can say goodbye to a simple life on the farm.

RWBY Monsterverse (RWBY/Godzilla Literary Universe)

Summary: Humans and Faunus have been plagued by the Creatures of Grimm for millennia. But now a new and ancient threat awakens. Titans. Monsters larger than even the Leviathan Grimm. They rise to reclaim Remnant as their own. Only a few stand with Humans and Faunus. One will be king.

Breaking Remnant Revamped (RWBY/Breaking Bad Crossover; Pairings will be Jesse/??? and a possible Walt/???)

Summary: It shouldn't have been possible, yet it happened. After their deaths, Walter White and Jesse Pinkman find themselves in a new world entirely. A world with super-powered beings and literal monsters. Without a means to properly sustain themselves, Walt and Jesse will have no choice but to rely on their cooking skills in order to survive. Look out, Remnant. Heisenberg has arrived.

Joker (RWBY/Joker Crossover)

Summary: Tensions between Atlas and Mantle have risen to the point of potential revolution. And with a council election coming up, all that was needed was a spark. Would it be from an Atlesian business tycoon seeking more power? A Mantle hero who wanted the best for her home? Or perhaps a sick man who has had one too many bad days? "Is it just me...or is it getting crazier out there?"

RWBY CROSSOVER MELEE! (RWBY fic)

Summary: RWBY CROSSOVER MELEE! WHERE ALL THE FIGHTS FEATURE A RWBY CHARACTER TAKING ON SOMEONE FROM ANOTHER FRANCHISE! NO RULES! NO RESEARCH! EPIC SHOWDOWNS! MELEEEEEEEE, GO!

Of Heirs and the Unhinged Universe Stories

(Top to bottom = likely sooner to likely later)

Of Quintuplets, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Quintessential Quintuplets OC fic; OC1/Nakano Girl/Harem and OC2/Nakano Girl/Harem)

Summary: A vertically challenged tech-savvy heir and his taller unhinged bodyguard find themselves dealing with five extremely attractive quintuplet girls after the former is asked to tutor them. A challenge given the five's complete lack of desire to study. Throw in a chance at love for our two protagonists, and the heir can say goodbye to his sanity. "Sanity is overrated, shorty."

Of Snow Queens, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Frozen OC fic; OC1/Elsa and OC2/Anna)

Summary: The Industrial Revolution. A time of innovation. Progress. Evolution. Led by a single vertically-challenged prodigy. Some kingdoms have resisted this change, Arendelle unofficially leading this resistance to keep to traditional methods. But with its King and Queen dead, and the coronation of Queen Elsa to come, the door is wide open. Which will win out: tradition or progress?

Of Monster Girls, Heirs and the Unhinged Revamped (Everyday Life with Monster Girls OC fic; OC1/Harem and OC2/Harem)

Summary: A vertically challenged tech-savvy heir and his taller unhinged bodyguard suddenly find themselves being hosts to a monster girl each. And more seem to be added among the group as time goes by. With so many attractive monster girls in their presence, can the duo hold back any potential lust? "Goodbye, sanity." "Sanity is overated, shorty."

Of Super Hero Girls, Heirs, and the Unhinged (DC Super Hero Girls OC fic; OC1/Harem and OC2/Harem)

Summary: A vertically challenged tech-savvy heir and his unhinged bodyguard attend Metropolis High School. There, they find that several attractive girls happen to have superpowers. Now they must contend with high school shenanigans, villain attacks, and these lovely ladies falling for them. Here's to their sanity. "Eh, sanity is overrated, anyway."

Of Huntresses, Heirs, and the Unhinged (RWBY OC fic; OC1/Harem and OC2/Harem)

Summary: A vertically challenged tech-savvy heir and his taller unhinged bodyguard find themselves attending Beacon Academy alongside the former's childhood friend, Weiss Schnee. With no actual combat skills, the heir will have to go the tech route. And with the shenanigans and major events to come, can the heir retain his sanity? "Sanity is overrated, shorty."

Of Monsters, Heirs, and the Unhinged(Monster High OC fic; OC1/Harem and OC2/Harem)

Summary: A vertically challenged tech-savvy heir and his taller unhinged bodyguard accept an invitation to attend Monster High. Joining alongside new monster student Frankie Stein, the two normies must contend with suspicion, shenanigans, puns, and a chance at love with several attractive ghouls. With all this going on, can the heir retain his sanity? "Sanity is overrated, shorty."

Of Wizards, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Fairy Tail OC fic; OC1/Harem and OC2/Harem)

Summary: A vertically challenged tech-savvy heir and his taller unhinged bodyguard find themselves joining the most reckless wizard guild, Fairy Tail, alongside the former's childhood friend, Lucy Heartfilia. It's paradise for the bodyguard, but a complete nightmare for the heir. WIth all the shenanigans and events to come, can the heir retain his sanity? "Sanity is overrated, shorty."

Of Quirks, Heirs, and the Unhinged (My Hero Academia OC fic; OC1/Harem and OC2/Harem)

Summary: A vertically-challenged tech-savvy heir was never a fan of heroes. Or even Quirks, really. With the exception of his childhood friend, Momo Yaoyorozu. But on a whim, the heir and his unhinged bodyguard decide to enter U.A. and become heroes. With the tech route to back him, can the heir survive the events and shenanigans to come with his sanity intact? "Sanity is overrated, shorty.

Of Sailor Scouts, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Sailor Moon OC fic; OC1/??? and OC2/???)

Summary: When teenage girls in mini-skirts appear and start fighting monsters, a vertically challenged tech-savvy heir and his taller unhinged bodyguard take special interest and investigate. This leads to the two joining and fighting with (and sometimes against) the Sailor Scouts against the forces of evil. Now if only the girls didn't test the heir's sanity. "Sanity is overrated, Shorty."

Of Young Heroes, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Young Justice OC fic; OC1/Zatanna and OC2/Rocket)

Summary: A vertically-challenged tech-savvy heir was never a fan of the Justice League. Considered them as much a threat as any villain. But when he and his unhinged bodyguard unintentionally take part in the investigation of a Cadmus Lab, the two find themselves forming Young Justice with the hero sidekicks. Can the two work with the other teen heroes? "Goodbye, sanity." "It's overrated."

Of Superheroes, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Justice League OC fic; OC1/??? and OC2/???)

Summary: Superheroes. Supervillains. It didn't matter to a vertically challenged tech-savvy heir the distinction. Both were dangerous. Superpowered beings were dangerous. And he would prepare. There would be countermeasures. But when he and his unhinged bodyguard are invited to join the Justice League, will the heir's opinion on them change? And will his sanity hold? "Sanity is overrated, Shorty."

Of Geniuses, Heirs, and the Unhinged (We Never Learn OC fic; OC1/Harem and OC2/Harem)

Summary: A vertically challenged tech-savvy heir and his taller unhinged bodyguard find themselves tutoring some genius girls in subjects they completely fail at. Something that confounds the heir, but he trudges on regardless, intrigued by the challenge. With the shenanigans and chance at love to come, can the heir retain his sanity? "Sanity is overrated, shorty."

Of Demons, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Welcome to Demon School, Iruma-Kun OC fic; OC1/Harem and OC2/Harem)

Summary: A vertically challenged tech-savvy heir and his taller unhinged bodyguard learn that their souls were sold to a powerful demon and are subsequently adopted and sent to a Demon School. As if keeping their humanity a secret wasn't enough, now the duo must contend with asinine shenanigans. "Ow...my sanity." "Sanity is overrated, shorty."

Of Ponies, Heirs, and the Unhinged (My Little Pony OC fic; OC1/Harem and OC2/Harem)

Summary: A vertically challenged tech-savvy heir and his taller unhinged bodyguard move to Ponyville alongside the former's childhood friend, Twilight Sparkle. There, they shall contend with asinine shenanigans, powerful enemies, and a chance at love with several attractive ponies. Here's to the heir's sanity. "Sanity is overrated, shorty."

Of Spies, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Totally Spies OC fic; OC1/??? and OC2/???)

Summary: A vertically challenged tech-savvy heir and his taller unhinged bodyguard find themselves working alongside three attractive spy girls for the secret agency WHOOP. With the shenanigans that come with three teenage girls and a chance at love, can the heir retain his sanity? "Sanity is overrated, shorty."

Of Heroes, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Invincible OC fic; OC1/??? and OC2/???)

Summary: A vertically challenged tech-savvy heir never trusted the heroes of Earth. They were all as dangerous as the villains in his mind. Especially Omni-Man. But when the Guardians of the Globe are announced dead with Omni-Man as the only survivor, the heir and his taller unhinged bodyguard begin to investigate and take matters into their own hands.

Of Pirates, Heirs, and the Unhinged (One Piece OC fic; OC1/??? and OC2/???)

Summary: Framed for crimes they didn't commit, a vertically challenged tech-savvy heir and his taller unhinged bodyguard find themselves on the run and eventually become part of the Straw Hat crew. With the adventures to come with this, can the heir retain his sanity? "Sanity is overrated, shorty."

Of Dragons, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid OC fic; OC1/??? and OC2/???; not sure of harem as there aren't that many female characters of age)

Summary: After a night of drinking, a vertically challenged tech-savvy heir and his unhinged bodyguard stumble upon a wounded dragon in the forest. They help her out in their drunken stupor and inadvertently invite her to live with them as their maid. More dragons show up in time and stay with them as well. Can the heir's sanity hold with such annoying and dangerous creatures?

Of Keijo Girls, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Keijo OC fic; OC1/Harem and OC2/Harem)

Summary: Keijo was a completely asinine sport in the eyes of a vertically tech-savvy heir. Nothing but fanservice. And because of the antics of his unhinged bodyguard, the two of them end up being water boys for a group of attractive Keijo girls, one of whom happens to be the heir's childhood friend Sayaka Miyata. Can the two refrain from staring at the obvious?

Of Witches, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Witch Craft Works OC fic; OC1/Ayaka and OC2/???)

Summary: A vertically challenged tech-savvy heir and his unhinged bodyguard have always known of the existence of witches. Mainly because of the heir's childhood friend, Ayaka Kagari. The former has prepared for years to combat any and all witches. And when evil forces begin to act, the heir and bodyguard will fight alongside Ayaka to defend their home.

Of Student Councils, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Medaka Box OC fic; OC1/Medaka and OC2/???; Possible harems)

Summary: A vertically challenged tech-savvy heir has seen how powerful his childhood friend Medaka Kurokami and others can be. So he's gone the tech route to keep up. And when Medaka becomes Student Council President, the heir and his unhinged bodyguard join in. With the asinine shenanigans to come, can the heir retain his sanity? "Sanity is overrated, shorty."

Of Hang-Outs, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Uzaki-Chan Wants to Hang Out! OC fic; OC1/Uzaki and OC2/Ami)

Summary: A vertically challenged tech-savvy heir doesn't really "hang out" with people. Simply keeping to himself and his tech designs while accompanied by his unhinged bodyguard. Sadly, an annoying girl by the name of Hana Uzaki doesn't seem to get it. Hounding him at every turn to "hang out". Can the heir retain his sanity against this annoying pest? "Sanity is overrated, shorty."

Of Zombies, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Is This A Zombie OC fic; title subject to change; OC1/Nene and OC2/???)

Summary: A vertically challenged tech-savvy heir and his unhinged bodyguard live next door to a curvaceous doujinshi artist named Nene. The heir has had suspicions of the odd woman, though the bodyguard thinks his employer just has a crush on her. When the heir witnesses Nene's secret power, he finds himself introduced to a world beyond comprehension. "There goes shorty's sanity."

Of Overwatch, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Overwatch OC fic; OC1/D. Va and OC2/Mei or OC2/Brigitte)

Summary: Once disbanded, heroes of Overwatch begin to resurface in order to defend the world from new dangers. A vertically-challenged tech savvy heir takes note of this and builds a suit of armor to join the fight as a third party along with his unhinged bodyguard. As the threats grow, can the two work with the various heroes of Overwatch? "Ow, my sanity." "Sanity is overrated, shorty."

Of Useless Companions, Heirs, and Unhinged (Konosuba OC fic; OC1/Harem and OC2/Harem)

Summary: When working on a highly volatile piece of technology, a vertically-challenged tech-savvy heir and his unhinged bodyguard met an unexpected end. A useless goddess offers the two a chance to live in a fantasy world to save it from a demon lord. They accept, but the bodyguard brings the goddess along. Headaches and shenanigans follow. "Ow, my sanity." "Sanity is overrated, shorty."

Of Tawawa, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Tawawa on Monday OC fic; OC1/Junior and OC2/Ai-chan)

Summary: A vertically-challenged tech-savvy heir gains a new assistant: a taller and extremely well-endowed young woman. Headaches and shenanigans ensue. Meanwhile, his unhinged taller bodyguard meets an extremely well-endowed short young student and acts as a bodyguard to her against perverts. Fun and shenanigans ensue. Both heir and bodyguard will feel wholesomeness and experience love.

Of Sekirei, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Sekirei OC fic; OC1/Harem and OC2/Harem)

Summary: A vertically-challenged heir and his unhinged bodyguard were having a normal stroll through the city. That is until an extremely attractive girl literally falls from the sky and crashes into the heir. The heir and bodyguard are soon brought into the battles of the Sekirei Plan. As more attractive girls join their group, can the the heir survive with his sanity intact? "Sanity is overrated, shorty.

Of Devils, Heirs, and the Unhinged (High School DxD OC fic; OC1/Harem and OC2/Harem)

Summary: A vertically-challenged tech-savvy heir makes the reluctant choice to go on a date with a pretty girl. Shame said girl was actually a fallen angel who ends up KILLING him! However, he is revived by Rias Gremory. A fellow classmate who turns out to be a devil! Now the heir and his unhinged bodyguard must deal with devils, angels, fallen angels, and many attractive girls.

Of Laywers, Heirs, and the Unhinged (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney OC fic; OC1/??? and OC2/???)

Summary: A vertically-challenged tech-savvy heir becomes the youngest defense attorney in the world. He sadly makes the mistake of joining the Wright Anything Agency, and must therefore deal with the asinine shenanigans those lawyers go through in life and court. And his unhinged bodyguard only alleviates these shenanigans to new heights. Here's to the heir's sanity. "Sanity is overrated."