Jaulli Bass
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Joined 06-06-04, id: 604089
Author has written 6 stories for King Arthur, and Harry Potter.

I'm 17 and recently got into university (Iamscaredshtless)which means I have nothing left to do with my life and am suffering from a messed up version of the Peter P an syndrome.

I have five stories (as in 5+1).Your readings of my stories is greatly appreciated, whether you review or not (there is nothing wrong with not participating). I like to 'dabble' in dark sarcasm; if you can take it. lol. My newest story 'Where the Wild Things Go', is probably going to be taken down untill I get off my hmmhmm and start finishing it...

However I do know that reading serious fiction is not a favorite passtime of most people, myself included so then I would like you to read my other Harry Potter (the rebel one duh! well the spirit week one is alittle rated so I guess I can't generally promote it) story. It is funny. It is mocking. It is sarcastic. It is so sarcastic I start mocking the opposite of what I began mocking (if that makes any sense...)

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Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
7 Final Fantasy X Strangers by HoneyToTheBee88 reviews
Tidus, Yuna, Rikku, Lulu, Wakka, Auron, and Seymour all in one house for 5 months. Tons of couplings, drunken idiots, fights, you name it it's probably happening in this story. More explanation inside....
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,054 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004
Pax Romana by the original coda reviews
The other knights watched as Tristan began to drag the woman he called Isolde out of the tavern. It was unlike him to make an outburst. Was he bringing her to her home, to her family, or perhaps, to his bed?
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,973 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 7/31/2004
Glamour Lust by Dimitri A reviews
There is something about boys in nail polish that catches Ron’s attention and boys in makeup that turns him on. When Draco shows up in the common room he gets plenty of both. (Slash. Obviously)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Draco M., Ron W.
Americans at Hogwarts by Tears-Of-Love-Tears-Of-Hate reviews
What happens when two americans move to England and are accpeted into Hogwarts? What happens when these two americans have a knack for trouble? This is my version of Harry's 6th year from the point of veiw of these two americans. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 34 - Words: 38,989 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Albus D., Harry P.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 6,334 - Follows: 411 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Hermione Sandwich by Aurora Borealis 19 reviews
Chapter Nine Authors Note. Please Read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
Trials and Tribulations by MercuryGoddess reviews
{AU - Part One of Dealing With Fate Trilogy} After having his trust shattered, Sora sets out to get through the trials and tribulations of sophomore year; some extra help happens to come from a certain silver-haired boy... (RikuxSora) UPDATE 11-13-04!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,430 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003
A Night at the Three Broomsticks by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione meet up with Fred, George and Ginny for a night at the Three Broomsticks in Hogsmeade. FWHG, HPGinny, implied GeorgeKB. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 2/12/2003 - George W., Hermione G.
Mary Sue, Chaos aboard the Black Pearl by Jeanne1 reviews
Parody. A plain inconsequential OFC comes to terms with her new role and identity as a Mary Sue. Random chaos with HP XMen LOTR & POTC. Ch10 - arrival of the Summer Blockbusters!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 10/22/2003
Everyone's a Critic by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
It's that time again: Fifth Year Career Advisory Meetings. Blaise Zabini isn't looking forward to his. Professor Snape's not looking forward to Blaise Zabini's, coincidentally. What does little Blaise want to be when he grows up?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2004
The Darkest Part of a Soul by scorpiogirl62 reviews
Hermione comes back to hogwarts, nothing's changed...or has it. HGDM or maybe it's HGHP...who knows...?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,652 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
End Me by Josefine Moony reviews
*Finished*A story of Harrys last way out of his misery. But someone stops him from taking his life. It it slash and nothing else, people. I've been told this is very beautiful, Draco's reaction is a bit shocking...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,236 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2002 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 200 - Published: 1/8/2002
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MIA reviews
This is a snap of Percy during the war, one particular battle and one last visit home. Deathfic. Songfic M.I.A. by Avenged Sevenfold. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Percy W., George W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rebel Harry Potter reviews
A series of angst against the shoolman themed and affiliated short stories, very sarcastic, very saucy, lots of the Golden Trio amigos. Rated for 'unmainstream' content, you freaks scare me...Review! Opinions welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005
Where The Wild Things Go reviews
Post OOTP 6th year and the Order is joined by an odd family of vampires when Grimmauld Place falls into their possesion. Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005
Spirit Week at Hogwarts reviews
Dumbledore organizes 'Spirit Week' at Hogwarts... what could be worse! Chaos ensues and students loathe it (its like regular highschool all over again! RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 9/1/2004
The Scandals of Arthurian Politics reviews
A series of politically themed and affiliated short stories, very sarcastic, very saucy, lots of the King Arthur amigos. Rated for 'political' content, you freaks scare me...Review! Opinions welcome. Finished.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004
The Five Point Compass reviews
This is a continuance of the movie, 5 years latter. Arthur has split his kindgom between his remaining 5 Sarmatian knights.. The story has begun to pick up! Corsairs, Intruders, Betrayal, Death and Love! please review!
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 8/6/2004