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Uhhhh. Let me see. Idk I am trying to write my first fanfic right now. About potc wish me luck ttyl.
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Master Mine Book 1: A Lesson in Submission by SnowblindLissaDream reviews
*Winner- Best Smut - 2019 Enchanted Awards* Hermione accidently witnesses something and her life changes forever. Canon compliant to book 6 then STRONG AU. Dominance/submission. SS-HG, LM-HG, DM-HG, CW-HG, light OC-HG. Other OC's involved as friends. Longer synopsis in first chapter. Book 1/3. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 287,173 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 11/27/2018 - Published: 5/23/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their wish. Follow them as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,551 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 7,316 - Follows: 8,877 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Oblivious by roughgamequidditch reviews
Hermione is forced to work with a stranger in capturing the death eaters that have eluded the ministry in the 6 years since the war ended. Draco Malfoy is glad that the ministry gave him enough polyjuice potion to last through the entire mission. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,068 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Thief of Time by Tink Wolfe reviews
A tale about a lost Hallow, time-travel, growing up, falling in love, a new prophecy, and thinking up fun ways to kill Peter. Rated M for Mature. SBHG Sirius/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,684 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 3,135 - Follows: 2,767 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
That Fateful Summer by StarrySkyAtNight reviews
Draco, a boy whose always been told what to do is finally coming out of hiding after supposedly killing Dumbledore. Hermione, a girl whose life is turned upside down after the professors death. What happens when fate brings them together? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 127,237 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love, Or Something Like It by Broomstickk reviews
Hermione moved her hands from his shoulders to his neck as they kissed passionately. Their tongues danced together in their mouths and Hermione moaned out loud. They broke the kiss, and Hermione moved her hand to remove his mask. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,083 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
All the Little Things by aplacefarawayfromhere reviews
Hermione has never resisted a challenge from Draco Malfoy. But when that challenge involves the betrayal of the heart for three people, will she play his game, or will he play into hers?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,541 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 3213 - Favs: 3,746 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Annabelle Swann by Booklover03 reviews
COMPLETE.Alright, so Annabelle is not dead. But she doesn't remember anything... Sequal Shanna Sparrow coming soon.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,393 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Complete
Marrying A Weasley by Staria reviews
A new take on the Marriage Law challenge, what of instead of marrying Snape, Hermione married George Weasley?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,863 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
Bound By Love, Driven By Hate by metalbitch18 reviews
5 years after Ravenica left Jack and The Black Pearl, Ravenica reveals a secret to him. Will love conquer piracy or will piracy conquer love?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,557 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2005 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
New to Me by Speedstergal reviews
Hermione changes her wardrobe over the summer. Now Ron asked her out, Fred is sending her hungry stares and Malfoy has her blackmailed, so now she must please him. FINALY UPDATED! FWHG HGDM ?HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,948 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
Stormy Weather by Cynthia and Emerald J reviews
A Christmas encounter begins a romance for Hermione with none other than Draco Malfoy. Non OOTPcompatible. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,206 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/29/2004 - Published: 11/13/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Night at the Three Broomsticks by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione meet up with Fred, George and Ginny for a night at the Three Broomsticks in Hogsmeade. FWHG, HPGinny, implied GeorgeKB. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 2/12/2003 - George W., Hermione G.
Is Seven Your Lucky Number? by Draco-and-Jack-Lover reviews
It is their seventh and final year at Hogwart's. Harry has Ginny. Ron has Lavendar. But who does Hermione have? Will she find her soul mate, or flee to the arms of an enemy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,429 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Change of Heart by ThisPaperHeart44 reviews
When Jack rescues an old friend from a life of misery in Tortuga, will their relationship change? Please RR! This is my first fic.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,658 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 2/16/2004
To Tame a Pirate 4: Lessons We Must Learn by Deyna Ian Bloom reviews
After Amanda and Jack's children are kidnapped, Amanda must learn the ropes of being a pirate. NOW COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
What's in a Name? by CrazyCanoeingGIT reviews
COMPLETE! The curse has been lifted and the Black Pearl and crew are sailing around the Caribbean looking for adventure. After intercepting a ship, they find a passenger with a secret she has sworn to protect. Will she sacrifice that secret in order to
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,026 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 12/21/2003
One of These Days by LuvHarryPotter712 reviews
Ron and Hermoine can tell that Harry and Ginny are crazy about each other. So what are they going to do about it? Chappy 7 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,161 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ginny's Gift by Ashwinder reviews
*Chapter Twenty Nine uploaded. Now Complete.* Ginny gives Harry a special birthday present, but the consequences are unexpected. Rating is for innuendo and possible swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,643 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/21/2002 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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