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Joined 06-07-04, id: 604638
Author has written 2 stories for Invader Zim.

Hi! I was known as Wootness, but have now changed it to AnAlmightyWoot.

Things about me, myself, and I...

Hair: Long and mousey brown

Eyes:Green up close, Grey from a distance (I wear oval-shaped glasses)

Gender: Female


Height: 5'8 or 5'9

Weight: Somewhere between 1,000,000,000 and 95...good luck.

Lives in: The U.S. (But I very much wish I was in Canada)

Fav. Shows: Invader Zim, FLCL (greatest freakin' anime ever!), Samuri Champloo, Full Metal Al., ATHF, Evengelion, Tom goes to the Mayor (Sooo funny!), The Grim. of Billy & Mandy, Angry Beavers, Family Guy, Futurama, and yes...Sesame Street and Reading Rainbow. (Come on! Those are major old school shows!)

Fav. Movies: Molin Rouge, Sprited Away, Kiki's Delivery Service, Eternal SunShine of the Spotless Mind ( The main girl in there reminds me of Cree) Amile', Napelon Dynomiteand To kill a Mocking Bird (I do love me some old black and white films, TCM ROCKS!)...Well I think there's more, but it's too long of a list and I would not want to bore you.

Fav. Music: Well...Frankly I'll try anything except Country, which is sort of odd considering I live in the South ( God I want to move...) But here are some of my favorites:

Songs of my mind:

"Let go" by Frou Frou (my theme song!)

"Self Suicide" by Goldie looking chain ( A Welsh rap group, and the song is funny, not dark)

"Across the Universe" by Ms. Apple

"Some where only we know" by Keane

"The Scientest" by Coldplay

"Gravedigger" by The Dave Matthews Band

"Iris" & "Slide" by the Goo Goo Dolls

"Inner Universe" from the Ghost in the Shell: Stand alone complex (If anyone knows where I can get a free downdoad, please let me know!)

Favorite CDs:

Modest Mouse : Good news for people who love bad news.

Ameile' : the movie soundtrack.

Molin Rouge: The soundtrack (Both 1 & 2)

FLCL: The soundtrack (All of them)

Don McLean: Amercian Pie (No, not the movie)

.Hack//sign : The soundtrack

Mindless self indulgence: You'll rebal to anything

Well, It's 3:20 here, and I'm fighting with the sleep demon. Night you!


I'm not dead.

And I have the profile to my OC, Cree, who is the girl from my story.

Mainly all you need to know about her is that she has long red hair and green eyes (Irish lass!) and she wears glasses.

She moved next door to Zim after the Guy Whom Sat Upon The Couch ran off because he could no longer take the "Power Suckers" that took over his house.

She loves music, it is like water to her, she needs it. But she saddly hates Zim, mostly because ,in her words

"That over egoed green blob is a big meany!"

And she's gone insane mostly because...

She got a job babysitting Gir in some weird thing with an arguement between Zim and the Child Support Or Big Hurt Center.

(Or C.S.O.B.H.C. )

But I'll write a story on that later...

Oh, and one more thing...

-stands up and puts a loud speaker to her mouth-

There will be no DACR! (Dib and Cree Romance)

No ZACR! (Zim and Cree Romance)

Only CAGF! (Cree and Gir Friends)

-sits back down-

Hey, I like a good OC romance any day, but I just can't write Cree like that. I think she would end up being an odd type of Mary-Sue.

So sit back and read some of these quotes of mine that I hope will make your day a little brighter:

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."- Molin Rouge, being the cool movie that it be.

"Ohhhh! What do ya do with a drunkin sailor?What do ya do with a drunkin sailor? What do ya do with a drunkin sailor? Er' lie in tha morin'!"-That is a family song being great beause you have to sing it in an Irish accent.

"Jesus Rocks!"- My sister and cousin after painting a nun hat on a large rock.

"Girl! I need some penis!"- A counter girl at Hardees who was really saying pennies. But we laughed anyway.

"Canadia was the first planet on Earth!"-My friend Nicole after she got school food poisoning.

"That peacock is the Anti-Christ!"- My Aunt Gigi talking of the birds on her farm.

"Drink Vageeta! It good for you!"- Friend Ngeri after watching DBZ.

"Hey, if Jack and Rose can do it in a car that small, then they can both lay on a door that big!"- My Aunt Lori on the movie 'Titanic'.

"Why were there panties in the fruit bowl!"- My sister making a horrible discovery.

"From what we know about dogs and grapefruit...we cannot be sure." - A professer teaching his class at the University of FL.

Updation-nation! Hai!

Hala out to ma girl C.C. from ma highschool! I bees a freshy now! WOOT!

( Dance Party time! )

Like, look at my, like, white self and , like totally talking in slang, you know?

(Now make a line guys, you

can all hit me with your asorted weapons when it's your turn.)

AnAlmightyWoot signing off!

-(Dream a happy dream)Zoink! -

Update: Wow @.@ It has been forever! Well, I just came to tell ya guys that I have a story on, G'night!

Oh yeah, My penname is Chinama Reil...lovely no?

Updation-nation! Hai II!

Now Hala out to ma friend Jizzle! She has an acount here too. Do support her will you?

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The Quiet One by Nim. L. Blue reviews
Another Baby Irken Fic. Annoyingly cute yet touching. Dib has captured Lilly and is going to shove his victory in Zim's face, but his plan compleatly backfires
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,945 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 4/16/2002
New Year Resolutions by Labschiz reviews
Arty has to write a report on his new year resolutions, but Holly and Foaly decide to edit it a bit. completely random. I'M BAAAACK! AF needs some more hahaness to lighten up all the angst! My pathetic attempt at humor. READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004
Letters to Santa by Bennybunny reviews
Characters from Harry Potter write their letters to Santa. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Mike Annoys the Cast by KidKourage reviews
Almost completely written by Mike-the-Brother one evening when we were left without parental supervision in the vicinity of several pints of ice-cream. For a summary, please see the title. This is Mike's writing debut! ^.^
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2002
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Rules for being Human reviews
An odd story that sorts out each of the 10 rules for being human in the Invader Zim world. Finished! Now with a free copy of the rules in Chapter 11!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Complete
The Truth of Roswell reviews
This story includes an OC... When GIR eats a magical cupcake Zim, GIR, Dib, and Cree get blasted to New Mexico during 1947! Its got tumbleweed in it!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Zim