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Joined 04-19-01, id: 60511, Profile Updated: 04-26-12
Author has written 12 stories for Recess, Gundam Wing/AC, Stargate: SG-1, Batman Beyond, NCIS, Fairy Tales, and Harry Potter.

Right, this is muchly updated!

I'm 26. I have a BA and MA in Ancient History from the University of London (Royal Holloway).

I'm English, I love and support Queens Park Rangers football club.

I live in London where I work in archives, and the rest of the time I read, write and watch a ton of DVDs.

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Strawberries, Tears, and Firewhiskey by Hopeless23 reviews
Dorcas Meadowes kissed Sirius Black three times.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Sirius B., Dorcas M. - Complete
Werewolf Fever by PezMaster reviews
Now Complete: When Remus Lupin catches a horrible flu, nobody thinks twice about it. But when, one by one, the fever spreads to the other Marauders, its results bring about more attention and even more problems then they needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,190 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Keeper Exchange by skullfarmer reviews
An exchange program sends Hagrid to Springfield Elementary and Groundskeeper Willy to Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 59 - Words: 130,302 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Rubeus H., Harry P.
Cabin Fever by Sarcasma reviews
Take James, Remus, Sirius, Lily, James's parents, a whole lot of pranks, put it in a blender and what do you have? One crazy summer. Sequel to 'The April Fool and the Goofster' Enjoy, Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,696 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
First Annual Hogwarts Camping Trip by LxAxMxMxY reviews
The students and faculty of Hogwarts School or Witchcraft and Wizardry are going on their first ever camping trip. Yay! PG-13 For sexual and slashy humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,120 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004
The Teen Titans Diaries by Kat097 reviews
The Teen Titans gives a view of their day,each with their opinions and dark secrets. Discover what Raven thinks about blusher and why Beastboy was banned from the grocery store! RobSt and BBR. Winner of the Most Interesting TT Fic Award - Completed
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,437 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Complete
Letters to the Darkness by Hopeakaarme reviews
Remus has betrayed them all. They write letters to him. Very angst, implied SLASH (HPSS, RLSB). COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Space Turtles part Deux- Revisited by Oboebyrd reviews
A reformatting of my old Story: Space Turtles, for your reading pleasure.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,772 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/17/2002
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Summer Lovin' reviews
The summer before fifth year and how Dorcas and Sirius ended up together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Dorcas M., Sirius B. - Complete
Beyond The Veil reviews
Dorcas Meadowes watching over Sirius Black after her death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Dorcas M., Sirius B. - Complete
The Alternate Life of Miss D Meadowes & Mr S Black reviews
A series of short fics exploring the lives of Dorcas Meadowes and Sirius Black, if they had a chance to live their lives fully. Lots of AU, lots of DMxSB, it might skip around a little bit time wise but I'll try to keep it all in order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Dorcas M., Sirius B.
The Rueful Death of Miss D Meadowes reviews
Dorcas Meadowes was personally killed by Lord Voldemort. This is a short fic exploring why, and who her final thoughts were of. Contains minor/mild references to torture and romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Dorcas M., Sirius B. - Complete
Snow Whites End reviews
Snow White does not have a fairy tale ending. Twisted fairy tale, rated "T" for the occasional mention of adult stuff.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Whispers of a Ghost reviews
Kate's views on the future as she watches two team members. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Silent Fury reviews
The pursuit of revenge leads one young woman to cross cities and continents.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 12/5/2008
I Cannot Do This Again reviews
Sam's on Daniel ascending.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/7/2004 - S. Carter
A Full Moon, or Challenge #182 reviews
Found the Heliopolis challenges, here's one I took. Please R&R
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/31/2002
I've Lost My Spacemonkey reviews
Jack's P.O.V on Daniel 'death'. Please R&R!!!!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2002 - J. O'Neill
Psych Evaluations for the Gundam Pilots reviews
The Gundam pilots are being reviewed by a psychiatrist, PG for language, I think.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/8/2002
The Love of Hustler Kid reviews
A small note of love by the Hustler Kid.
Recess - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/8/2002