Woe is Me
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Joined 06-08-04, id: 605154
Author has written 19 stories for Everybody Loves Raymond, Shrek, SpongeBob SquarePants, Fairy Tales, Harry Potter, Rocket Power, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Jimmy Neutron, Simpsons, and Danny Phantom.
Yep, I've changed my name. Formerly known as InnocentAngel14, I have now resumed the identity of Woe is Me.

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Name: Woe is Me

Age: 14

Traits: Cute, beautiful, gorgeous, smart, clever, witty...too long to list

Appearance: Tannish skin, Midnight Dark Chestnut Brown hair, Brown eyes, Lovely smile...to get braces soon

Sex: no thank you (FEMALE)

Place of Birth: USA

Street Address: getting a wee bit too nosy there, aren't we?

Phone Number: What are yah? Crazy? Yah...like I really want a stalker...

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Favorites of Woe is Me

Snacks: Lollipops, Spicy Hot Chex Mix, Lindt Lindor Truffles, chocolate chip cookies

Ice Cream Flavor: Smores (marshmallow ice cream w/ bits of graham cracker, chocolate)

Hobbies: Drawing, swimming, smiling, dancing, jamming to my tunes

Movie of Summer: Spiderman 2

Animated Film: FINDING NEMO

Song: Hey Ya by Outkast

TV show: The Simpsons

Actor: JIM CARREY ALL THE WAY!

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List of Woe is Me's Secret Crushes...

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Woe is Me: Hey you! get outta here!

--RUNS AWAY QUICKLY--

Woe is Me: Hey readers! plz R&R my stories! LUV U ALL!

Oh yes, before I forget yet again: i have a joint account now! seriously funny, i m warning you!

Here's the profile for my joint account, smelly old men that shout (joint with my best friend gnatbuzz21):

http://www.fanfiction.net/~smellyoldmenthatshout

OK THANKS! Check out all my stories, they're all pretty cool! I, personally, reccomend "Fictional? Very Funny" and "Not Another Crossover."

Thank u all my loyal reviewers, and plz check out my fave authors and stories, they're all EXCELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLENT!

Toodles, dears!

Oops, what did I just say?

I mean CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP SIDe!

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Draco Malfoy vs the Fangirls by Terrie reviews
Draco must contend with a curse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Draco M.
Fan Mail Anonymous by hotpinkflamingo reviews
What if the students and professors of Hogwarts answered fan mail? You would get this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Movie Parody by waldorf88 reviews
A parody of the third Harry Potter movie and book, for all the disappointed fans of the third movie!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 9/10/2004
I suddenly and without warning realize I love you! by SoLungFish reviews
Cop-Out: n. the act of getting out of a previous storyline through acts such as a)going back in time, b)dream sequence, and c)magic memory charms Ex. Stories in which Hermione is pursued by her non-existant lesbian step-sister and dyes her blonde hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Just the Way You Are by Azu Luna reviews
Sheen overhears Libby saying that she'd like him better if he wasn't so weird, so he asks Jimmy to alter his personality. Be careful what you wish for, Libby, you just might get it! Sheen/Libby, Jimmy/Cindy.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,901 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Sheen E., Libby F.
A Hogwarts SingaLong by Pixiedust22 reviews
They sing! They dance! They're REALLY unethusiastic. They're the victims, I mean contestants of The Hogwarts Karaoke Contest! Well, for MOST of the story anyway. Pre HPB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,952 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 8/23/2003
Harry Potter and the Necromancer's Pebble by Atellix reviews
An assignment for my Creative Writing class. The first Harry Potter film done in a one act play. Comments are GREATLY appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2004
Harry Pothead And The Sorceror's Stoned by Sweet Honey-sempai reviews
Next on E!: Trueish Hollywood Story: Read the first Harry Potter book, with the script that didn't QUITE make the cut...Ch. 11 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,537 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Harry P.
Kitty Love by Backroads reviews
What happens when kitties fall in love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Hermione G., Argus F. - Complete
The Madness Of Van Helsing by PineappleIce reviews
Hippies, cross-dressing, snogging and hymns... the life after the movie for Van Helsing, Jinette, Anna, Carl, Dracula and his brides. OOCness and randomness warning. FINISHED.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2004 - Published: 8/26/2004
The Real Origin of The Scar! by waldorf88 reviews
What if the story told to Harry Potter about the origin of his scar wasn't true?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004
A Washing Room Drama by Sheriff of Nottingham reviews
Lupin and Snape bump into each other when they're doing the washing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Bring Back The Pirates! by Gnat Girl reviews
You’re boring, Will! I’m sick of our picture perfect life, and it was much more exciting and fun when the pirates were here! Is it too much to ask? Seriously?" (Warning: OOC)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004
The SpongeBob story by SilverMoonKiss reviews
ok....my newphew loves spongebob and he made me write this and i didnt have the heart to not post it for him. so this is for my nephew!and it's really short too.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2004
Snivelly Snape In The Mental Institute by Ludricous reviews
A parody and humorous tale of the hp series... what happens when Hermoine is a Healer, and her job is to look after mental Snape? Complete character role-reversal..... PLZ READ & REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter & Lord Voldemort: Best Friends? by Ludricous reviews
parody of harry potter... what would happen if harry was best friends with Voldemort? hmm... disastrous results! A MUST READ - AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2004
Lord Potter And The Midget Voldemort by Ludricous reviews
Love it or hate it - read it! Parody of the Harry Potter series.... role reversal of Harry and Lord Voldemort! Sick humor used so beware and READ & REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/30/2004
Spongegoth Punkpants by DarkSpyroIke reviews
A song parody for punks! R&R please
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2004
Odd Tuck Everlasting Fic by Ravensmyst reviews
A very odd fic I wrote with my brother... R&R, you might find it amusing...or slightly disturbing...
Tuck Everlasting - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003
My Strangest Fic Yet by dobbyfan18 reviews
Just a very random fic...funny, but it'll make a lot more sense if you watch SpongeBob...Dobby has an identity crisis, George calculates with pi, the Malfoys breakdance...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2004
The Shower Incident by Ivory Tower reviews
NAKED SNAPE! Now that I have your attention, read all about Snape's strange experience in the shower.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2003
Fairy Tale Trash by Wonkington reviews
So, I live in a trailer park. With fairies, pigs, wolves, a stupid rhyming mirror, and a danged amount of sheep. It gets a little clausterphobic, but that's what a prince is for!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,669 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 7/8/2003
Harry Potty Humor by HarryPotterGirly reviews
Ron reveals a horrible secret *gasp*....HE'S A GIRL?!?!? And what was Harry REALLY doing with alone with Buckbeak? Be afriad. Be very afraid. But don't forget to review!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 3/16/2003
Broken Slipper by Backroads reviews
An alternate ending to Cinderella: What is a single ball worth?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Complete
The Mad Tea Party by Ivory Tower reviews
An insanely polite little story. Join Harry, Ron, Hermione, Malfoy, McGonagall and Snape for the oddest cup of tea you'll ever read about! Jolly good stuff! PG-13 for drug references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2002
To all you HP SLASH/FLUFF lovers out there! by Rylea reviews
**If you enjoy HP slash, or even if you don't, please read/review this** It's a poem about slashing Harry Potter... I wrote this after being sick of seeing all the extremely explicit stuff out there having to do with the series...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Fictional? Very Funny reviews
Harry Potter finds out he's fictional. How will he react? What will he do? Will I ever be able to write good summaries? --CHAPTER 3 IS UP--
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 9/10/2004
Harry Potter goes to the Mall reviews
The gang decides that Hogsmeade is getting old, and, as the teenagers always wish to live in the NOW, they decide to go to the mall. Dangerously random. Dangerously cheesy. (As in the Cheetos commercial! This isn't cheesy, believe me! Read it for yourself
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2004
When Disney buys Harry Potter reviews
Warner Bros decides to let the Disney company direct the next movie: What will happen? Well if you wanna know so bad then read this, genius! Hey, I rhyme!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2004
When Fangirls Attack reviews
There had always been an unexplained forcefield, dividing the magical and Muggle worlds. But when the forcefield dies down...the fangirls attack!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2004
Not Another Crossover reviews
Harry Potter meets Jimmy Neutron! WARNING: VERY RANDOM! Surgeon General's Warning: People who like boring dramatic serious stories, do not read. CHAPTER 5 IS UP!
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 8/6/2004
Inside Hedwig reviews
What Hedwig REALLY thinks of Harry Potter. Some angry thoughts...R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/19/2004
Harry Gets Therapy reviews
Yep! Everybody's favorite fictional character gets depressed when its time to go back to the Dursleys and he sees a Muggle psychiatrist. --CH 2 IS UP--
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 9/10/2004
Prince Charming's Delimma reviews
Prince Charming's many wives find out their husband has been cheating on them...and it's not pretty!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2004
Danny in Denial: No More Powers? reviews
Is it all worth it? Danny debates on whether to give up his powers when life gets really hard for him. Vaguely humorous...R&R!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2004
Squidward's Secret reviews
Spongebob and Patrick discover Squidward's secret love life. Who is the lucky lady? Very well-written, good spelling, wonderful grammar, and easy to read. Rated PG for mild baldness.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/3/2004
The Super Simpsons! reviews
The Simpsons star in a new show. Pretty funny. Please Review!
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2004
Sheen's Birthday Party reviews
A funny little spoof. The ending is kind of weird, but hilarious! There's a bit of Barbies involved. Please read n review! I think it's great! Total chaos!
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2004
A Heartless Parody of My Life as a Teenage Robot reviews
The title pretty much explains it all. Enjoy, and please review!
My Life as a Teenage Robot - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2004
Tito's in LOVE! reviews
This is just a funny little pointless ditty. It's kind of funny. Enjoy! Have fun! And oh yeah: REVIEW!
Rocket Power - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/18/2004
Harry Potter meets Lizzie McGuire reviews
This is a hilarious story about Harry, Hermione, and Ron as they go into Lizzie McGuire's world! If you like Lizzie McGuire, I suggest that you don't read this as I hate her so I showed her as a stupid bimbo, because she is. COMPLETED! Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2004
Once Upon a Cheapo reviews
This tale is about cheap people. It involves a psychiatric witch, two lowlife parents, a bratty girl, and Prince Cheapo. It's a parody of Rapunzel. Please REVIEW! COMPLETED!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Complete
Spongebob gets an Arranged Marriage! reviews
Sandy is not happy with SpongeBob's new wife. Does Kiki Corale really love Spongebob? What does Sandy do to her to find out? To find out, read my fanfic and REVIEW! Rated for a couple kissing scenes and romantic stuff. COMPLETED!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete
Fiona's in Jail! reviews
Fiona's in jail! Will Shrek and Puss bail? Why is Fiona locked up? Will she get out? To find out, read! And REVIEW! Rated PG for mild violence.
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/10/2004
Robert the RaymondKiller reviews
In my fanfic, Robert gets sick of Raymond and (tries to) kill him. I tried to make it funny. My first fic, plz dont be 2 harsh PLEASE REVIEW! COMPLETED!
Everybody Loves Raymond - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Complete