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Joined 08-28-14, id: 6053500, Profile Updated: 03-23-17
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Inheritance Cycle.

Hello! I am the Lime-lensed Lord.

I would like to say that I'm a successful dark lord who recently conquered several multiverses, and for all you guys know that could actually be true, but unfortunately that is(likely) not the case.

I am however, a student who by most standards would be called 'overworked', and survive on a diet purely of green and chai teas, alongside the occasional soul of the immortal.

  • Please check out the Lord of the Rings RP Forum. It is fantastic. I highly recommend reading the fanfiction that is slowly being created from it.
  • Please also ignore the only story that I have posted up here as of yet. My writing has significantly improved since I started, that being during a time where I had only just learnt English, let alone writing something using it. Just please ignore it. I cringe on occasions at the thought of it.
  • Please do not read the eight sentence of this profile backward three times, just to cover basic health and safety procedures. Just don't. It's a bad idea.
  • I see no point in disclaimers for stories on the Fanfiction website, as the very site name itself says Fan-fiction meaning something make-believe about somebody else's works which people happen to be fans of. Or in the case that you are the creator of the work, you are writing fiction about your own story...which makes...little sense. Why not just write it in the canon? Anyway, I see no point in disclaimers as the sight itself is a disclaimer. And there's my disclaimer;)


    You know those boring things in the front pages of books detailing the publishing, copyright, authors right, ect. ect. ect.? Recently I came across one more peculiar than others...

    Printed in a nomads tent in the desert of Lop, known to some as the Great Lop Depression, extending eastward along the foot of the Kuruk-Tagh to the formerly terminal Tarim Basin in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region, and almost perfectly horizontal expanse.

    Bound at great expense in a facility deep underground, the entrance to which, between Fish Street Hill and Pudding Lane, London, you should not attempt to locate, for you own safety.

    Vigilantly proofread by the two heads and 5 eyes of Patricia Panopticot. "Caesar non supra grammaticos."

    Please don't copy, steal, or dog-ear the pages of this book. Please don't use this book as a coaster or doorstop. Please don't read the third story in this collection aloud backward. The publisher cannot be held responsible for what may occur.

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    Total Drama Nialasach (Zero Sum based SYOC) by 16Doobop13 reviews
    Chris McLean invites 24 contestants to compete in an all new Zero Sum based season of Total Drama for another 1 million, where not only will the campers be battling each other to win, but they'll be fighting for supplies as well! Episode 3: Drama ensues and power players both set up strategies and make big plays. Freya passes secrets around like prison cigarettes. 21/24 left
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,150 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 6/24/2017 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, the interns, OC
    The Fellowship of the Pen by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
    When the most dangerous and powerful of all Suethor weapons falls into the hands of the LOTR characters and their Sue-slaying protectors, a new quest begins: with Legolas as the Pen-bearer and a Fellowship that, if possible, is even stranger than the last one.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,597 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/23/2017 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Legolas, Sauron, Eowyn, OC
    Poems by PawsPrints reviews
    Just a book of Poems. Inspired by the Lord of the Rings, the Silmarillion and the Hobbit. This is my first time trying to write poems. so please tell me what you think. Revised and rewrote some of the poems.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 27 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/23/2017 - Published: 9/28/2015
    Urgal Instrumental by NotRobot reviews
    "...the Urgal's eccentric collection of instruments…" –Brisingr, Page 97. One shot. Should not be taken very seriously.
    Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2017 - Eragon S., Murtagh, Nasuada, Nar Garzhvog - Complete
    The Accidental Arrival of Lauren Harris by Mandagal12 reviews
    While standing watch at a classified science facility, Lauren Harris is victim to an experiment gone wrong. Transported to a realm of magic and great evil, she must choose to adapt or perish. Not a tenth walker. (OC, pre to post movies) COMPLETE.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 311,839 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Legolas, OC] Haldir - Complete
    Silent Flower of Song: Book One: Setting the Chessboard by KiyaNamiel reviews
    A little elfling, battered and beaten, is brought to Rivendell after being found by an elven patrol. Since elflings are rare these days, where did this one come from? The birth of one would have been known in every elven land. Why is the Seneschal of Rivendell so protective of her? And how will she be the Valar's checkmate piece on the chessboard of Arda's fate?
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 106,326 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Gandalf, Galadriel, Glorfindel, OC - Complete
    So Sue Me by Lothelen reviews
    Two Mary Sues fall into ME, complete with names that sound like STDs, sparkly pink blood, and a tendency to molest every male in sight. It's up to their unwitting companion to prevent them from wreaking hormonal havoc on the characters she knows and loves, and just maybe, with a pinch of patience, a little thing called "growing up" can happen to even these worst of Sues.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,962 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 8/10/2015
    To Be A Friend (Old Version) by GeminiLady21 reviews
    The rewrite, "Like Paper Airplanes" is now out! Please read the rewrite, folks! Thank you!
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, OC
    Bilbo Baggins: Frying Pan Wielder by WeStandHereUnited reviews
    Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that fateful night. The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain...now? That dragon was toast. Turns out hobbits can be very dangerous creatures when given a frying pan to swing around
    Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,844 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Glóin, Legolas
    Unto the End by KiyaNamiel reviews
    A short ficlet created from viginettes of scenes from the life of a Noldo Elf, from the Darkening of the Two Trees to the Rebellion of Feänor through the crossing of the Helcaraxë to the creation of Gondolin and his end at the side of the leader of his house. Rog and red were the only things he had come to trust, after all. Inspired by and dedicated to GingerRogers15.
    Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 5/27/2016
    Kiramir by Toriane reviews
    Tenth Walker - Gandalf convinces a former Haradrim assassin to join the Fellowship, but the path of blood and gold calls to her again in the form of the Ring. Will an elf prince help her find the strength to defeat her nature, or will she fall, as so many have? Legomance, obviously.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,274 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 5/4/2016 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Legolas, Human
    Gender Shouldn't Matter by Child of the Moon's Shadow reviews
    Haruhi's thoughts on the incident at the beach.
    Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Haruhi F. - Complete
    How to Live With Sherlock Bloody Holmes by iamnemesis reviews
    A step by step guide by Dr John H Watson. Five tips every week
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
    How To Win Total Drama For Dummies by TheForsakenPencil reviews
    Ever wanted to win Total Drama? Well here are some simple steps to do it.
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2016
    Are You Kept Or Keeping? by hathanhate reviews
    Harry hadn't expected Azkaban to become a home-away-from-home, but here he is. Dementors are more than they seem, and the more he learns about them, the more he realizes they're not what everyone thought at all. Currently a Oneshot. May continue at a later date.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 234 - Published: 2/3/2016 - Harry P., Dementors
    We, the Fellowship, Kindly Wish to Inform you by SolitaryPerfectionist reviews
    Or, what happens when Middle Earth finds Fanfiction. All hell breaks loose.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 1/12/2016
    Woe is Author by Marfacat reviews
    Why falling into Arda is a good way to get yourself deadified. Especially where I am concerned.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Complete
    The Fiasco Legacy by Sky Rat reviews
    Blitzen never thought that dragging Hearthstone to his Uncle's funeral would end up making his life so complicated. Nosy relatives, a fake relationship (because that always ends well), a mysterious ring and Loki – what could go wrong? (Blitzen x Hearthstone)
    Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,451 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/28/2015 - [Blitzen, Hearthstone] Magnus C., Loki - Complete
    Lapsus Memoriae (Rávamë's Bane: Book 1) by RealityWarp reviews
    "You make no sense, lass. You look like an elf, talk like a man, eat like a hobbit, curse like a dwarf, and sleep like the dead." — Every Tolkien fan has a 'Tenth Walker' in them, I just never expected mine to become quite so literal. [A mix of the films and books. Full description inside.]
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,597 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas, OC - Complete
    Whiny Vader by DawnDayrider reviews
    Humorous one shot based off of a rumor about episode eight. Warning: May contain Spoilers
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2015
    Of Brawling and Biting by Nelsynoo reviews
    What if Frodo had not offered his services at the Council of Elrond and instead the whole meeting degenerated into a brawl? Features name calling and rampant hair pulling. Companion one-shot for the Ladies of the Ring.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Complete
    Letting Go by AmberGlow23746 reviews
    Letting go doesn't mean you forget the person completely, it just means you learn to live without them. It took a lot out of me, but I managed it. Hermione's POV about when she Obliviates her parents. FINISHED.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
    For John by wendymarlowe reviews
    "Mmm - Mendelssohn Lied ohne Worte number seven in E-flat major," John mumbled groggily. "I always loved when you played that one." Sherlock frowned. "Since when have you known what the songs were called?" The question came out a bit more snappish than he had intended, but John just closed his eyes again and shrugged. "Since you died," he said simply.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/14/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
    The Entwives by AshleyIvola
    My story of what became of the Entwives after they split from the Ents.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Complete
    The Greatest Mary Sue of Them All by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
    This is a random story of a Mary Sue. This is not a serious story. Read at your own risk, there is insanity inside.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 8/13/2015
    Curiosity and Cats by Story Please reviews
    Not much gets past Minerva McGonagall. Quick-witted and powerful, she prides herself on being able to tell who's good and who's evil. Yet, when it comes to her colleague, Severus Snape, she's always had her doubts. Certainly, she trusts Dumbledore's judgment, but when Dumbledore is suddenly gone, she is left to make her own observations.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
    Where To, My Friend? by Lady StarFlower reviews
    A few days before Aragorn's coronation, the Fellowship gathers one last time to discuss their future.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Complete
    Staff Statutes by brains attack reviews
    Sometimes, things get crazy in the staffroom at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and, sometimes, these lead to new rules on the (in)famous list of Staff Statutes.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M.
    Thranduil's Eyebrows by Neril reviews
    A short adventure about Thranduil and his eyebrows, read to find out what happens! Has little Legolas!
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Thranduil, Legolas, Elf - Complete
    Who I Am by Trish Tavor reviews
    A short poem about Draco Malfoy, from his perspective. I find it really difficult to define Draco as a character, which you'll probably see if you read my fan fiction: Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake. But this tries to get at the heart of what I see him as feeling, specifically during Half-blood Prince. Hope you enjoy. Review!
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Draco M. - Complete
    Vader the Sith Lord by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
    A Star Wars parody of Frosty the Snowman.
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Darth Vader, Lando C. - Complete
    Thranduil's Eyebrows by Dragon MoonX reviews
    Kili has sweet talked Tauriel into sneaking him out of his prison cell in Mirkwood for a late night snack. He's only allowed out for a short while, but it's long enough for him to get into some mischief.
    Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Fíli, Kíli, Tauriel - Complete
    In Dreams Death Star by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
    A Star Wars version of In Dreams from Lotr. I am still laughing...
    Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Complete
    A Leaf Among Iron by TheGreenScholar reviews
    The War of the Ring is over, allowing Legolas and Gimli to fulfill their promises and travel with one another. There still remains the prickly business of introducing one another to their respective fathers... What will Gloin think when he gets a look at the elf whom his son has befriended? Will he remember Thranduil's son from 60 years ago?
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Legolas, Gimli, Elf, Dwarf - Complete
    Mellon-nin by TheGreenScholar reviews
    Aragorn has recently died, and Gimli is no longer a young dwarf. The time has finally come for Legolas to heed the call of the sea and sail for the Undying Lands. He will not leave without his dearest friend though, despite Gimli's misgivings. They say you cannot win an argument against a dwarf, but there is much to be said for the stubbornness of elves...
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
    Fandom Appeal by iamnemesis reviews
    this isn't a Sherlock fan fiction, this is an appeal to help all of us. By donating 5.99 a month we can help the fandoms! Please read for further information
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Complete
    What is Life? by Iamnolongeronff reviews
    This is basically Scathach, wanting to know if she is really alive. She has piled together the evidence, and it's not looking good. Please don't judge this story by only reading the summary, I'm not good at summaries. At All. So yeah. All you have to do is click on the button up there. :) This is a poem.
    Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Scathach - Complete
    Faded Flower by Sophia Anya Lee reviews
    So they can feel alive." Because what is aeons of existence without feelings? Scathach's story of inner conflict. Poem, angst. Please read and review!
    Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
    Father by Cael Fenton reviews
    ObiWan reflects at QuiGon's funeral.
    Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
    Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
    Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
    Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
    Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 269 - Published: 1/8/2002
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    The Doctor reviews
    What happens when a gay, mexican-australian, almost-30 year old bloke gets unceremoniously dumped into a mysterious, magical land that he read about as a teenager? Well a good start is that he's going to think he's gone bat-sh** crazy. But everything's always a little more complicated than we'd like...
    Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 2/27/2017
    The Roamer reviews
    "Middle earth needs change. This way we don't have to blame ourselves." I could have done it. I could have destroyed the ring in less than a week: take the hobbit, 'whee, plop' gone. But I didn't. Instead, I ended up traipsing around with them. But I reasoned that it was for the better, no matter the battles it caused. Slow L/OC.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 124,992 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [OC, Legolas] - Complete