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Joined 08-29-14, id: 6059128, Profile Updated: 04-01-17
Author has written 2 stories for Metroid, Hellboy, Living Dead series, and Carrie.

About me: During high school I wrote what amounted to fanfiction during my time as a member of the now-defunct Comic Book Universe Battles (CBUB). Now I'm a college grad driven by four loves: that of stories, nature, people and God.

I've come to understand that when my professional, academic, religious and social lives allow me time to write, I'd rather work on original content I can publish than write fanfiction as a hobby. So while it's unlikely (but not impossible) that I'll make new fics here, I still intend to keep this profile up to review stories and encourage the writers here. I'll even make sure to boost traffic on good fanfics from this site by reviewing them on my DeviantArt journal.

Avatar is Criminy from Tatsuya Ishida's excellent Sinfest.

...and for those who'd like to know this kind of thing for some reason...

Favorite Movies of 2015: Ex Machina, Inside Out, Dope, It Follows, Kingsman: The Secret Service, What We Do in the Shadows, and Mad Max: Fury Road

Favorite Novels: World War Z (Max Brooks), John Dies at the End (David Wong), Norstrilia (Cordwainer Smith), Catch-22 (Joseph Heller), The Things They Carried (Tim O'Brien), The Sparrow (Mary Doria Russell), The Robber Bride (Margaret Atwood), Raptor Red (Robert Bakker) and Rumo & His Miraculous Adventures (Walter Moers).

Favorite Books of the Bible: Jonah, Proverbs, Acts, Luke, Amos, Job, 1 Corinthians, Philippians and Ruth.

Favorite Shows: Firefly, FLCL, Red vs. Blue, Parasyte: The Maxim, Darker than Black, Attack on Titan, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, The Legend of Korra, and Misfits.

Favorite Video Games: Cave Story, Final Fantasy VI, Odin Sphere, Metroid Prime, Mass Effect 2, Halo 3, Pokémon Red Version, Xenogears and Super Smash Bros. Project M

Favorite Comics: Saga, Scott Pilgrim, Calvin & Hobbes, Order of the Stick, xkcd, Sinfest, Dreamkeepers, Watchmen, and Trigun.

Favorite Fanfics not on this site: "The Things" (Peter Watts, of John Carpenter's The Thing), "Killing Elvis" (David Hines, of Alien), "Dragon Ball Z Abridged (Team Four Star, of Dragon Ball Z) "XCOM: Enemy Unthreatening" (Eakin, of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic/XCOM), "Haloid" (Monty Oum, of Halo/Metroid), "The Monster Mash" (Fred Sloniker, of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), "Ensign 2: The Wrath of Sue" (Kevin Bolk, of Star Trek), and "Serenity Tales: Notes on a Fridge [on a spaceship]" (Arwen Bijker, of Firefly)

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UnderDoom by AgitatingSkeleton reviews
The Underground gets one Hell of a newcomer. Follow the Doom Slayer on his path to escape the Underground, meet new friends, and make pasta. Uses elements from both the 1993 Doomguy and the 2016 Doom Slayer. Rated T because, duh, Doomguy. Cover art by DiscoEndy9 on DeviantArt.
Crossover - Doom & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,659 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 6/25/2019 - Published: 1/9/2017
Splint by helenamarkos reviews
An injured Ranger finds himself with an unlikely rescuer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 410,326 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 9/10/2018 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Orc, Human
Homeward Bound by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: The journey to Tau Ceti gave Leela plenty of time to think.
Marathon - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Leela - Complete
Leaving The Nest by AceGrace reviews
Summary: Velociraptors were pack animals. They needed each other, whether it was to hunt or to simply socialize with each others. Within a particular group there had been four, and their "mother." Now only one remains.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Velociraptor, T Rex, Owen, Indominus Rex - Complete
Don't Leave the Office by Chironex27 reviews
Mike Schmidt has been working as the night guard for Freddy Fazbear's Pizza for several months now, despite the clear danger to his life. Over time, he has become skilled at protecting himself from the animatronics' attacks. However, one night, Mike is forced to leave what he knows as the only safe haven in the restaurant. Rated T for gore and bleeped out language.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,660 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Mike Schmidt - Complete
Almost by Peace Like a River reviews
Five times Drax reaches out to her. And the one time she reaches back. A collection of interconnected drabbles that touch (very lightly) upon the possibility of Drax/Gamora. Established Starmora.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Mission Report: Impossible by Peace Like a River reviews
"So... should we fire them?" "Probably." Nova Prime takes in the train wreck of colors, the haphazard editing marks, the blatant use of all-caps... and is that a stick figure of her in the margins? Team-fic, in which the Guardians write the best-worst mission report in the history of the Nova Corp. Established Starmora.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora] Drax, Rocket R.
if home is where the heart is then we're all just fucked by egelantier reviews
Build a house, call it home.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Gamora, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
for a root, for a leaf, for a branch, for a tree by egelantier reviews
They might be Guardians of the Galaxy, capital letters and all, but they're still, to quote Peter, losers - and therefore Gamora is completely unsurprised when Peter goes to a simple meeting with a contact to scout out a paying job, and doesn't come back on time. Irritated, grudgingly worried, yes - but unsurprised.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Where A Bird Once Nested by Tesla2251 reviews
How does it feel to lose not just your home, but the home of your subjects and you can't let your cheery façade drop for even a moment? Set after the film about one of the places in the Lego Universe that didn't survive unscathed. Not a shipping fic, they are only friends. Hope you like it.
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Emmet B., Unikitty - Complete
Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here by HannibabestheCannibabes reviews
'We're a secure psychiatric unit. We specialise in cases of religious obsession and satanic fanaticism now, in relation to criminal cases.' AU: Doctor Crowley MacLeod is a psychologist, called upon to assist a failing federal psychiatric unit, wherein he meets those whose minds torture and betray them, their only solitude resting in their obsessive belief in the supernatural.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Meg M., Crowley - Complete
It Was Always 3AM For John by The Wigmonsters reviews
When you start out your day on the floor covered in the insides of some creature you've never seen before and desperately hope to never see again, you know it's going to be a bad day.
John Dies at the End - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2013 - John, Dave - Complete
Two Step by Disrupted Original reviews
Nick-centric continuation of L4D2. At least twice a day he would trace a finger over the faded highways that stretched over the map in his hands. Every step he took could very well be in the wrong direction, but he had to take it. He had to find them. Language, violence, adult situations. Original characters. No pairings, just friendship. Complete. Thank you for reading!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 218,108 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Nick - Complete
Waiting for Sunrise by Mint Pearl Voice reviews
In a world without slumbering deities, Dana Polk wakes up from a nightmare.
Cabin in the Woods - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Complete
Marathon: Broken by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Some things are broken, some are not, and sometimes, it's hard to tell. Leela didn't know whether the cyborg was broken. And if he was, she didn't know if he could be fixed.
Marathon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Leela, Cyborg - Complete
Lily Pilgrim vs Their World by ApellaZant reviews
Lily Pilgrim is your typical 18 year old girl. She's also the daughter of the best fighter in the province, Scott Pilgrim and the American Ninja Delivery Girl Ramona Flowers. Their story is over, but will it come back to haunt Lily?
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,982 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Complete
New Game by Misheard Whisper reviews
What happens to your Pokemon when you press New Game? If you don't transfer them to another game, they might well resent you for it. A sobering look at that New Game button we all take for granted. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
Halo: Acheron by G. Langland reviews
Years before the events of the first Halo, the Master Chief and two other Spartans are sent to investigate a distress call from a far-flung moon...a moon called Acheron.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,454 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Doom: Closure by Hawki reviews
RS Oneshot: There are many ways to deal with stress in extreme circumstances. However, with the forces of Hell invading Mars, such methods may turn out to be ineffective...
Doom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/30/2009 - OC - Complete
The Internet Is for Prawn by ckret2 reviews
In which a video of an irate prawn goes viral. Cue the chatspeak macros. No, you're not supposed to find it funny. District 9 is srs bsns. Genfic. Oneshot.
District 9 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
Goddess by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Anna was a good girl... but... not really.
Elfen Lied - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Anna, Director Kakuzawa - Complete
28 by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
And so... she died without knowing a single good thing that the world had to offer. Based on the manga. Spoilers. Rated for implied rape.
Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Number 28 - Complete
Picture of Health by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Some days it ain't so bad, this business of talking to things as don't keep their brains where he can see them.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Mal - Complete
Doom: Hell at last by EnyoGraeae reviews
Written as a sequel to the movie. Only this time it REALLY is all hell that breaks loose and Reaper finds that what he faced in Olduvia was a minor skirmish compared to what he will face now. Constructive criticism is appreciated!
Doom - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006
The Morning After by Nate Grey reviews
Eri and Naota reevaluate their relationship after they become intimate. Immediately after.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Complete
The God of Household Chores and Blackbirds by Nate Grey reviews
A simple tribute to a day in the life of Canti.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Complete
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The Devil You Know reviews
When psychotic telepath Carrie White escapes from her laboratory prison, the BPRD sends Hellboy to stop her. Mayhem ensues. Rated T for dark subject matter and euphemistically-depicted violence.
Crossover - Hellboy & Carrie - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,032 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Complete
Brinstar Contaminated reviews
For millennia the army rocket drifted through space, carrying Armageddon in its metal womb. When it turns a ship full of Space Pirates into an abattoir of brain-hungry cadavers, Ridley arrives at the front lines of a war between the living and the dead. Metroid/Return of the Living Dead. Rated T for violence that never involves humans or near-humans. Cover sprite (c) Trickster.
Crossover - Metroid & Living Dead series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Ridley, Mother Brain - Complete