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Waiting by An Unknown Number reviews
L was always waiting for Kira. Possible spoilers.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/21/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
El Torrente by Vagrancy reviews
He tells rooms of sharpeared policemen who’s guilty and who’s not, voice high and computerscrambled, Wammy standing in for him, and this is how you save a life. Preseries, Lcentric. Gore. Language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2007 - L - Complete
Snake Venom by rayvern reviews
AU fic. what if things turned out differently on that fateful Halloween night? Voldemort, instead of killing Harry, took him away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,702 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 5/29/2003
Captain Seto by Bayleef reviews
It's time to test Seto's babysitting skills. Yami, Yugi, Joey, Ryou, Bakura and Marik were playing with unknown magic, and now they're little 5yearolds! And violent ones at that. How will Seto cope? Chappy 21 up!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,346 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 11/16/2003 - S. Kaiba
Running Blind by darkhelmetj reviews
Some said the hardest thing to gain in the world was blind faith. For a certain young man, it was the act of trying to lose that trust in the invisible that was impossible. Post Ch 99. Entire series spoilers. Near centric fic.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Near - Complete
Looks by Saulie reviews
It was something to do, living. Matt and Mello and something that didn't happen.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Diary: By Gred and Forge by PsychoHaired reviews
Abandoned story, will not finish this ever, sorry! Just what the title says, a diary written by the mischievous twins themselves, Fred and George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,422 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 5/28/2004 - George W., Angelina J.
A Horribly Nauseating Class by Karana Belle reviews
ON HIATUS::It's Seventh year and a crazy new class has been brought into the curriculum. And what does an egg have to do with anything? DMHG Chapter 15: The First Annual Halloween Costume Contest at Hogwarts has begun! But what are the Weasley twins doing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,572 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Not Everything by Dream4 reviews
WIP Summary: It’s been twelve years since the Golden Trio has graduated from Hogwarts. Eleven years since the finial battle and ten years since Hermione Granger has spoken to the people she once called friends. FW HG Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,741 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
Tasty Little Ficlets by Majik Beaver reviews
Mmm...everyone loves a good fic. But what about the people with short attention spans? Well worry no longer! We have a solution! Ficlets! (Rated PG-13 for language)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,389 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 8/2/2004
Resentment by Sarcasma reviews
Collection of some lesser characters' views on certain events and people. Some internal thoughts that you might not have considered before. Featuring Petunia, Filch, Snape, Madam Rosmerta, and more. Each chapter stands on its own... Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,155 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Journal of an Alchemist by Murali reviews
formerly Porcelain...A few character poems written by yours truly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005
I Dream of Microwaves by TehVoices reviews
He pinched the bridge of his nose, taking a deep breath... and letting it out. “Yami... have you been reading my 18th century literature book again?”
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 2/4/2005
The Taste of Bitterness by Caorann fridh Bronach reviews
In a world filled by disregard, a child learns to adapt and survive. For Kaiba, survival meant abandoning dreams and a hope for comprehension, even from his brother. Mokuba must return to the orphanage, living out the pain again, but this time, alone.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,148 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K. - Complete
Kaiba and the Clone Wars by Queen Galux reviews
Kaiba has a new plan to defeat Yugi: he's gonna clone himself! :Oneshot:
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2005 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K. - Complete
Batteries Not Included by TehVoices reviews
... I have weird titles for stuff.. o.o Right. Not relevant. Uh, yeah. Little random things. Demasculinating things happening to bishonen, that kinda stuff. ... and its stupid. oO; Wow. That sucked.( un-beta'ed )
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2005
Whose Line is it Anyway Yu Yu Hakusho! by Cacti-chan reviews
A spoof on the show Whose Line is it Anyway, with all our favorite Yu Yu Hakusho charries as the contestants! Please read and give suggestions!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 7/15/2003
Who Dunnit? by Cal reflector reviews
How will Shin and Sakuraba of the White Knights react when they discover themselves featured in explicit doujins? Let the chaos begin.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2005
True Colors by Sirithiliel reviews
Rating to be safe. Yami Bakura starts having dreams of his past, and starts to worry Ryou. Can Ryou help his yami as the memories start trending towards his final moments in Egypt? (complete)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,550 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Complete
Loving Doctor Jekyll by Fate VII reviews
Seto Kaiba's life is just peachy until he stumbles across a bruised-up Ryou, and in a fit of uncharacteristic goodwill, kidnaps him and takes him to the Kaiba mansion, not realizing that Mokuba and Bakura are going to be dragged into the chaos that ensues
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,252 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 7/21/2003
Business Brat by Shadow Sanctuary reviews
Clouded by more lies than the truth, Kaiba decides to come clean about all his dirty dealings in a diary. But what happens when an unlikely person discovers it? Will Seto's secrets be exposed? Worse yet, will he be forced to face the horror his writing re
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2004
Skeletons in the Attic by Meowiegirl reviews
Seto goes up to the attic, looking for answers for Gozaburo's cruelty. Instead, he finds a diary and learns a horrifying family secret. Soon after, bizzarre things begin to happen... Nonconsensual GozaburoSeto, and shounen-ai (MokubaNoa) Rating may go up.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,822 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 10/19/2004
Broken & Nine other poems on Ryou Bakura by Volcanic reviews
Broken started out as a single poem but I have changed it into a collection of poems on the psyche of Ryou Bakura. These Poems are Complete with Epilogue. Please Read and Review.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Darkness Prevails by Gema J. Gall reviews
FINISHED Yami Marik wins Battle City.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,578 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Complete
Nothing Sacred by Philosopher reviews
“You dumped Legolas? But you two were like sooo made for each other!” “Totally. ‘Sides he wanted me to like go to the Grey Havens with him.” “Shyaaa! Like that’s gonna happen.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,069 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - N. Tonks, Harry P.
Five Things by Sailor Comet reviews
Five scenes of five things that might have been but weren't. AU, death.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2004
Crazy CardPlaying Yamis! by Shayken Destiny reviews
The three insane (and sometimes idiotical) yamis (a.k.a. Yami, Y. Bakura, and Y. Marik) are left to their own devices at the Kame Game Shop while their hikaris are out. Unfortunately, they find a deck of ordinary playing cards, and pandemonium ensues . .
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,772 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003
A sea of deadly rainbows by Mizz-Black reviews
This is a short peom song fic as a tribute to Sirius Black, the fallen hero. From Sirius and Bella's point of view. Implied incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2004
No More by Kalyiel reviews
It's very late at night and Harry's grieving his godfather's death. All his feelings in one short poem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Very Secret Diary by CCdoll reviews
Tom Ridd;e's point of view as the memory in the diary, speaking to Ginny Weasely. A little bit creepy, almost sensuous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Voldemort, Ginny W.
Mental Stimulation by YamiKatie reviews
Now that his yami has taken over his body, the only way for Malik to exist is by living through Ryou and Bakura. Understandably, Malik gets bored at being left in his soul room all day. But he soon finds he is not alone....
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Marik I., R. Bakura - Complete
Empty Strands of Words by Nymredil72 reviews
Sam is constantly comforting Frodo with his empty words, even as he himself begins to despair. This is a non-slash sonnet in the Shakespearean form. Please read and review, I beg you with all my heart and soul!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
The Fickle Diary of Tango Draco by Costigan
Draco Malfoy, along with Harry, Hermione, Ron, and others- have finally reached their 7th year at Hogwarts. With Voldemort now defeated, the students have to start trying to figure out who they are and where they want to go from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,312 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Draco M.
Twenty Questions by schye reviews
[DMHG] Slytherins and crazy questions equals Gryffindors and silly answers. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Professor Gandalf by Earendil Eldar reviews
Gandalf comes to Hogwarts to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts... unfortunately for Hogwarts, Gandalf is a little out of touch with the times. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,567 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Complete
It's the Look by QueenStrata reviews
Post OotPDraco Malfoy finally grows up, realizes that the world he believes in isn't real, and reacts accordingly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Legacy by fall of the angels reviews
The Malfoy Legacy. Draco. The wrath is in his blood. – One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Draco M. - Complete
In The Name of God by yamishadow1 reviews
What happens when Yami Yugi, Bakura, and Yami Malik go to church? Mild Language! Finally chapters 2 and 3 are here! Read and Review!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,328 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 3/24/2003
The Pendulum by Hopelessly Devoted to Seto reviews
A very anst-y poem, yet again, from me to poor Seto's past. Non-rhyming, but separated by AM and PM- read to see. Kaiba fan girls will enjoy.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2004
YuGiOh Persons & Their Answering Machines by Kuroi Karasu reviews
Every wonder what Seto's message machine sounds like...? o.o Review and tell me who's machine you want me to do next! Probley over rated... Story: Read me... READ ME! O.O
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 3/1/2004
Yami: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lizeth reviews
Congratulations! You're now the proud owner of a YAMI. Want to ensure top performace? Running into troubles? Have questions? Check out this handy dandy manual (you won't be dissapointed).
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/5/2003 - Published: 10/9/2003
Whose Line Is It Anyway YYH style by DragonLass reviews
Self explanatory- the YYH gang is on the Whose Line Is It Anyway? Show. Don't read this if you happen to be an avid Shishi fan. I don't want flames. Or I'll sic my rabid monkey on you. Really...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2003
Laughter by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
Harry lost the man he had come to think of as a friend, brother, and father. But laughter is one of the best medicines, and death isn't about to stop him from helping the healing process.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Ore Sama by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
Yami no Malik POV Yami no Malik likes laughing and laughing and darkness and blood and killing and destruction. Because that's what God does. And he is God.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,013 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 3/23/2003 - Yami Marik - Complete
A Day of Shopping by Angelforceus reviews
CHAPTER SEVEN! I KID YOU NOT! What happens when Yami and Yami Bakura are forced to shop together for Yugi and Ryou? Will they end up killing each other or just go insane? Maybe both!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,579 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 8/6/2002
Let's Play Pretend by Wildcard reviews
Bakura tells Ryou a bedtime story. Yaoi, as usual, and BakuraRyou.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2003 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Let's play a game! by Karalen the Wood Elf reviews
A strong PG-13 for (ahem) stuff. You'll have to read to find out! Basically the gang plays 'In my pants!' Round two with LOTR cast ensues!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 12/19/2002
Master Backseat Driver from the Stars and Beyond! by SpookyChild reviews
“Never you fear, my girly-little Aibou, for your Yami is a master backseat driver! I’ll make sure you’ll pass your driving test!” This what Bakura tells Ryou. Who knew a car ride could turn into the craziest roadtrip ever?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,712 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/5/2002 - Published: 7/26/2002
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