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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

So you want to know about me? No. Problem solved.

However, there may still be a couple people who will look at this for some reason. So, I will grudgingly drop a couple tidbits about myself.

I am an American. English is my first language, and thus all errors found in my work can be attributed to me writing all my stories on my tiny little phone. #dealwithit

I am between the age range of 16 and 36. Not giving anything furthur on that note.

I am a male. Born a male, will die a male(hopefully), and this is evidenced by the little dangley things located somewhere between my ankles and my waist. No, I will not draw you a map. If you cannot figure it out, you are either too young to be here looking at my profile, or you are still a virgen. Not sure which is worse.

I sexually identify with a B-2 Spirit American Bomber plane. Now let me drop my hot payload into your secret bunker. (Make of that what you will).

My favorite color is red. This has nothing to do with the elaborate symbolism and beautiful shading, and everything to do with that shiny pretty stuff that you get when you poke someone with a knife.

I like me some HP fanfiction. However, the element of romance and stuff, is stupid in the fanfic universe. JK Rowling somehow pulled off a decent pairing with an unlikely charactor. This does not, at all, give you all license to do the same. Slash in my opinion is fine. But the way that many authors write it, is just retarded. Seriously, most scenes look like they are written by sexually frustrated virgins. This is not taking into account the likelihood of them actually BEING sexually frustrated virgins.

Severus Snape, is a complicated charactor. Its almost insulting the way that most people dumb him down. There are some who don't, and I give full credit and props to LessWrong and LightningontheWave for not doing this. Now, to get something straight, PEDOPHILIA IS WRONG!!! There should not be any sexual relations with Severus Snape. Ever. EVEEERRRR. That man should not spawn. He is an ex-con, with likely numerous psychological issues, a shitty childhood, an inability to tolerate children, and is decidedly morally ambiguous, not blinking an eye at leaving a child and his father to die, whilst he wishes for the wife to live, because he was in love with a married woman. He is the posterchild for bad decisions, and a psycologist would have a field day with him. So when people ignore canon, and pair him with Harry Potter, it gets on my nerves. Hell, even when he adopts Harry Potter, it gets on my nerves.

Lord Voldemort paired with Harry is also mindblowingly retarded. Of course we should pair the pre teen with the 70 year old man. Because that isn't just creepy enough to send shivers down your spine. A case could be made that he did not age for the ten years that he was a wraith, or that he got an entirely new body. Or even that he merged with a Horcrux in fanon and became human. You know, not a demonic anthro snakeman. However, the age of the soul, dictates the age of the person. The diary horcrux was 60 some years old. He only looked like a kid, because he remembered himself looking like a kid. If any of you are still confused, go read Everlost by Neal Shushterman. This is an actual book with this scenario. This is of course ignoring that Voldemort is a textbook sociopath, with another shitty childhood. He is also a sadistic mass murderer, and in his youth, engaged in some casual serial killing. Ignoring the fact that he doesn't feel love, one also must consider that the only look we get of Tom Riddle, is in the Second Book. The rest of the time, our collective image of Voldemort is a hairless, scaly reptilian demonic anthromorphic snakeman, who we can all be glad that he is asexual. In fact, he is more like anti-sexual. Boner-kill = Voldemorts ugly mug.

Harry and Ginny sort of work. Mostly because of groundwork laid by Rowling, but I'll take good writing where I can get it.

Harry/Draco? No. I stick to canon personalitywise, unless there is a specific reason to diverge from it. Rowling spent a considerable amount of time making Draco Malfoy, the stuck-up snobby bully, who just happens to be easily hateable and annoying. NOBODY likes him. Jeez. It can be done well, but those instsnces are few and far between.

Harry and Luna don't work very well. This part is my opinion, but while Harry and Luna may be an excellent pairing, I haven't really seen anyone capture her character and get it right.

Harry and Fleur or Gabrielle can work, pretty well sometimes. I've seen it done badly, but fics like Deprived by thecrimsonlord make up for it.

I have seen good fics with Hermione with Harry. I don't seen them hapoen that often but when I see them, they are usually done pretty well.

Blaise has potential to be done well. But mostly those fics make me rage. "FEM Blaze Zambini" is that charactor that I just hate with a passion. HE is a GUY! With dangly bits and all. He is an Italian, and his name is spelled like "Blaise Zabini". READ IT, SO YOU DON'T FUCK UP!!!!

FEM Harry makes me rage as well. In all my time on fanfiction net, I have seen exactly two good fics. And only one is fully Harry Potter. Its " Lily and the Art of being Sisyphus". Go read it, it really is quite unique.

The only way to win, is to not play at all(refernces). I feel like someone could just write Harry as asexual from the start. Like Asexual!Harry probably is the most realistic option.

MORE STUPIDITY IN HP UNIVERSE-

Blood. Why the fuck does everyone in fanfics use blood for identification. Admittedly, Rowling did not show us many other wards to shove in our fanfics, but you can just claim creative license and make them up. Do we really need a cool sounding super chest? Blood Magic is some bad mojo. Really bad. Go read my story Blood Runes if you want details. Keep in mind, that the one time that Harry's blood was used in magic during canon, it ended up with a full blown Necromancy Ritual, resurrecting the Dark Lord. KEEP YO BLOOD INSIDE YO BODY, FOOLS!!! Nough said.

Money. Why the fuck is there so much money in some fics. Oh, Harry is Lord Potter, thus he gets a million bajillion Galleons. Also, goblins fuck over all Muggleborns with the Galleon exchange rate oh dear. Ill answer the second gripe first. The Wizarding World, is not like the Muggle World. Economically, they cannot be compared. Number 1, the Wizarding World is ridiculously tiny, with a minuscule population. They also only use their own money, and have little to no economic dealings with the Muggle world. The end result, is that there is no inflation. Ever. The value of their money stays the same. Ollivanders wands cost the same as they did 300 years ago, damn immortal old man. The Wizarding Worlds economy, is complicated yet simple because of magic. Food? You can "Gemineo" it, and duplicate it. Goods? You can transfigure and create nearly everything yourself. The Magical World allows near complete autonomy on the part of each family. Services? You use House-Elves. The only time goods and services are used in the Wizarding World, is when the common people cannot or will not do it themselves. Honeydukes gets buisness, because not everyone is a candyman. Not everyone knows how to make wands. Not everyone is creative enough to make joke items. In fact, if we have a buisness major on this site, or maybe LessWrong, they could calculate the general amounts of money in the Wizarding World. Compare the exchange rates with gringotts, to the general price of services, and then one may be able to figure out just how much money the Malfoys have, assuming they are like the top 1. If someone does this calculation, I will be happy. Also, consider that if Harry gets a trillion Galleons in such a miniscule microcosm, then the price of everythjng will fuck up. Prices will rise, and everything will be thrown out of whack. Unless of course, the government subsidizes(cough*legal bribery*cough).

Time travel. I love the plot idea, but canon very clearly states, with diagrams and examples, that time is immutable, and you cannot change it, as your action will have become part of the past anyway, and youve already done it, thus changing nothing. I recently read Grendel, by John Gardner, and it had a very nice sentiment that I will paraphrase here. Time is like memory, and foreknowledge of events to come is like remembering it. However, just because one can remember the past, doesn't mean that one can change it. Why then, does one imagine differently for the future. A great fic that doesn't seem to be breaking the canon concept is Basilisk-Born by Ebinbeld. Very good fic. Also a couple others, here and there.

Love Potions. Molly Weasley is not drugging Harry with love potions. We can be reasonably certain of this, because of several reasons. Harry is resistant to the Imperius Curse. Just so we are clear, the Imperious Curse is one of the triad of the Unforgivable Curses, which have a reputation of being impossible to shake off. Harry can resist it, and the fact is that it uses pleasure to control, not pain. It stands to reason that Harry could also fight a couple measly compulsions and potions. Also, we know what Love Potions look like. Ron was dosed with them, and nowhere in the entire book series do we see Harry acting like that. Nor in fanfics with them I might add.

Animagus? Overdone, with very overdone animals. I don't particularly mind if it is part of the plot. Thats because all the animagi, save for McGonagall, have been very very charactorized by their animal. Sirius, is Padfoot, that dog, that filthy mutt in the words of Severus Snape. He transforms a lot, and spends half his time as a canine. Also, Pettigrew does as well. He is known as that "rat bastard" and then called either Wormtail or the "rat". I swear its like no one knows his name.

On a similar subject, Pettigrew is a bit of a plothole for Rowling and Fanfic writors. Consider that Pettigrew is said to be a weak coward. He is cowardly, that is sure with his behavior. But weak and stupid? That cannit be true. For one thing, he was successfully able to complete the Animagus transformation as a schoolboy. Like it or not, that still puts him on a similar level as Transfiguration Masters. He also was able to successfuly preform an advanced Necromancy ritual which had been cobbled together from scratch, only instructed by a possessed baby. He was also in Voldemorts ranks nearly as long as Snape, and lived nearly as long , dispite him being considerably more annoying. I feel that the interpretation by LightningontheWave was the best.


Recently read a fic which had a theory that made so much sense, it was ridiculously believable. Dumbledore, never truly died. That's it. At first, everyone may disbelieve it, as we all saw him go Avada Kedoink off the Astronomy Tower right? On the other hand, there is a very significant possibility that Dumbledore was actually the Master of Death. If we count mastery of the Hallows as being able to use them, then Albus fits all of the requirements. By the time he died, he was in the possession of the Resurrection Stone and had won the allegiance of the Elder Wand, which was coincidentally the only one which required some special circumstances given who can use it. We have seen multiple people use the Cloak, and we all know Dumbledore used it (and probably mastered it) with consent from James Potter, the then Master. There is no reason he would lose mastery of it. This explanation also fills in 3 little plot holes very neatly. In the first book, he could see through the Cloak to see Harry, which reputedly none, including death could do (ignoring the film's CGI shimmering for invisible effects). The only reason Dumbledore should be able to do that, is if he were the Master of the Cloak already. And keep in mind that the Hallows were made in quasi-fuedal times. Thus mastery could be ambiguous, as Dumbledore acts in loco parentis, in direct authority over Harry. The fuedal equivalent would be the liege lord, and since Dumbledore was essentially Harry's Master in mideveil view, that could also account for mastering the Cloak by proxy. So theoretically, Dumbledore only sorta died, being master of the Hallows. His body was too damaged to use, so he got to be a ghost spirit thing. This is why he doesn't turn up when Harry used the Resurrection Stone, which only summons dead people, and why he was the only one to show up in Limbo, where the not quite dead people show up. The only people we see in Limbo are Harry, who is sorta dead, Voldemort, who is even more ambiguously sorta dead, and Dumbledore, who is also sorta dead. No one who is truly confirmed dead. Not any of Harry's family or friends, even though they were perfectly happy to hang around with the stone. So, presumably Dumbledore is now a wraith or something. And fair game for Resurrection tropes.

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Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,375 - Reviews: 5265 - Favs: 3,577 - Follows: 4,697 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
The 8th Year by Holz9364 reviews
COMPLETELY REWRITTEN: No longer starts as canon, it is completely non-canon. AND I AM NOW CONTINUING THE STORY - The trio return for an 8th year at Hogwarts. House unity is promoted, new relationships and friendships blossom and because Harry Potter is involved, it is definitely not a quiet year! M for sexual themes, violence and swearing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 684,578 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 8/15/2011 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 328,869 - Reviews: 4171 - Favs: 5,550 - Follows: 5,622 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
October by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,766 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 3,248 - Follows: 3,763 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Lily Evans P.]
Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,613 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Sybill T.
The Bitter Hug of Mortality by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Harry is the younger brother of the Boy Who Lived and is a little strange. He hears voices no one else can hear, he knows things no one else should know and he's just this side of crazy. Oh, and everyone thinks he's a squib. When it comes to Harry, however, all bets are off and nothing is entirely certain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 167,647 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 3,765 - Follows: 4,464 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Antioch P., Cadmus P., Ignotus P.
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 314,541 - Reviews: 4279 - Favs: 10,094 - Follows: 11,724 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dead Man Walking by Kitty Smith reviews
Harry's lived a long life. A good life. He's ready to go, but like all bureaucracies, Death's a little behind on their paperwork. He'll be fine in a temporary storage track, right? AU Epilogue-compliant WARNINGS: ineffective suicide(s), light gore, swearing, off-kilter humor, sort of dark!Harry, sort of time travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,952 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Harry P., G. Ollivander
Broken by Pluto's Daughter 11 reviews
Insanity, he's not insane...but sometimes he let's it overcome him. Rage, he isn't angry all the time but he let's it control him. Broken, that's what Percy Jackson was. Because spending a hundred years in hell is enough to make anybody lose it. But in reality, in the land of the living, it's only been a year. And his betrayers are still alive.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 162,466 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Percy J., Piper M.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3197 - Favs: 5,512 - Follows: 7,009 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4366 - Favs: 11,408 - Follows: 12,894 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Divided and Entwined by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Fudge doesn't try to ignore Voldemort's return at the end of the 4th Year. Instead, influenced by Malfoy, he tries to appease the Dark Lord. Many think that the rights of the muggleborns are a small price to pay to avoid a bloody war. Hermione Granger and the other muggleborns disagree. Vehemently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 643,288 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 4/23/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 4,764 - Follows: 4,762 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Weapons of Dark and Light by Noyoki reviews
Stripped of his humanity, Logan became Weapon X. When the doctors were through; he was little more than a remote controlled beast guided by base instinct. In contrast, Harry became Weapon IX and was stripped of his human trappings. Care, love, and compassion were torn from him, creating a superb machine who kills without remorse. Is that all they will ever be? *Slash*
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 364,048 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 2000 - Favs: 5,318 - Follows: 5,911 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Harry the Blood Demon by wille179 reviews
There is a lot more to magic than simply waving a wand and saying a spell, something Harry Potter knows all too well. After all, when a mere mouth full of someone else's blood can drastically alter your life, learning magic's secrets is a must. (Amoral!Monstrous!Ravenclaw!Harry. No bashing, no romance.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,720 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 249 - Published: 3/18/2017
Lesser Evils by Scott Press reviews
OotP AU. Dark magic, Death Eaters, politics - and in the middle of it all, Harry Potter. Tested against enemies old and new, he learns that power requires sacrifices, revenge, doubly so. No slash, no bashing. Book One of Dark Triad Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 257,200 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 3/7/2017 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Sturgis P., Mulciber - Complete
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 300,069 - Reviews: 5504 - Favs: 9,872 - Follows: 10,037 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Obscura Nox Animae by Heatherlly reviews
The entire Wizarding world believes Lily Potter was murdered by Voldemort on that fateful night in 1981, including the man who would've given his immortal soul to save her. But there's another side to Lily's sacrifice, ancient charms and hidden truths that may have the power to change everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 365,947 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 3/10/2013 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] - Complete
Silk Roads by GenderlessPerson reviews
When the road you're on is already in the verge of crumbling, you could either choose to foolishly continue onward, or turn back and change paths. Harry decided on the latter. MoD!Harry, Slash, LV/HP, MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,723 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 3,045 - Follows: 3,331 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
Butterfly Heart by The Fictionist reviews
AU. Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal inspired. After recent events in his life, Hermione refers Harry to the renowned psychiatrist, Doctor T. Riddle. He is unlike anything Harry ever expected or imagined, and soon proves to be a great help against the very shadows and name that haunts his waking hours. If only it remained that simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 109,748 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Stay Standing by Windschild8178 reviews
A magical infection has Ron critically ill, but after the devastation of the war he decides his family and friends don't need to know. How long can he hide it though? And how will the consequences of his actions change the course of the future?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 246,294 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Bastard Prince by RhiannanT reviews
Book two in the Outcast's Alley series. Having accepted his place in the Court, Tobias must learn how to fulfill it, as well as handle new revelations about his parentage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,706 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 2,270 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 3,456 - Follows: 4,277 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter, Magic Programmer by FasiahTheHeavenChild reviews
Harry Potter, with rare mathematical and scientific genius, discovers his own unique brand of magic that operates on a completely different paradigm from everyone else in the wizarding world. Having gained both friends and enemies, he prepares to fight against a mysterious and dangerous organization that attacked him without provocation. -Heavy AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,162 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 4/6/2016 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Harry P., OC
Magicks of the Arcane by Eilyfe reviews
Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand, the incentive to survive. And thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 285,843 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 5,678 - Follows: 5,072 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Don't Get Mad Get Apathetic by birdwoman95 reviews
What if, in fifth year, Harry did just that? An independent Harry story with some OOC, no real bashing, but not a big fan of some of the big players. No pairings. Rating for some curse words. First attempt at publishing on this site... we'll see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,063 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 127 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Complete
The Last Enemy by Luolang reviews
The Hallows were not an ending. Harry returns to the Forbidden Forest after the Battle and finds the Stone – the start of his salvation and the path to his damnation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 192 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
A Long and Weary Way by Canafinwe reviews
After fifteen years of fruitlessly searching for the creature called Gollum, Gandalf forsook the hunt. Though Aragorn persevered for a time, tracking his quarry on the marches of Mordor, he too despaired at last and began his homeward journey...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 82 - Words: 445,257 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Gollum, Celeborn - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 15322 - Favs: 23,466 - Follows: 22,996 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Boy Who Could Not Die by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
At seven, Harry stumbles out of the car crash that killed his uncle despite the fact he should be dead. It is at this moment that he discovers that, unless a very specific weapon is used, he cannot suffer injury, he cannot feel pain, and he cannot die. Harry proceeds to abuse the hell out of this. A lot. Black comedy, dark, some bloody scenes, Harry/Ginny eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,219 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Blood runes one-shot by BasiliskLordNydraxlion reviews
Original by lucifer16985214 Instead of summoning a Eldritch Monstrosity, Harry gets sucked into the Abyss ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2015
An Unexpected Predicament by Holz9364 reviews
Harry begins Auror training the September after the war ends. His partner is Neville Longbottom, his old friend, but feelings arise that cause Harry to question not only his relationship with Ginny, but every other aspect of his life. As he tries to deal with confusing feelings for one of his best friends, he's also struggling with PTSD... Harry/Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,126 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Harry P., Neville L.] - Complete
The Fatal Flaw Of Olympus by nutsofthechest reviews
The gods made a mistake a mistake that change a man into a monster. The Flaw was once a man that was held high in regards by the gods. But with one action the son of Poseidon became a victim of Zeus wrath, But soon the gods need his help once more to not just save a planet but a galaxy. Rated M (Gore, blood, lemons, action) Percy/Thalia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 334,688 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 34246 - Favs: 22,894 - Follows: 17,457 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hunter by Alicia Moonstoan reviews
Sequel to my other story Lifetime. Can be read as a stand alone. Lea has been a Proxy for just over a year now. In that year she's seen a lot of things a teenage girl probably shouldn't, and experienced stuff adults wouldn't be able to handle. It's only thanks to a mixture of luck and support from a group of friends and higher-ups that she isn't dead. Then the Hunters arrive...
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 47 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Complete
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Having spent over fifty years as a notebook the fragment of soul who still refers to himself as Tom Riddle regains influence over the mortal plane and finds reality to be an ephemeral thing while Harry Potter, a young boy of eight, discovers that things both are and are not what they seem. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,853 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 5959 - Favs: 10,083 - Follows: 7,371 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Brothers By Rage by Theleafylord reviews
Paranoid gods, suicidal half bloods and a morale line which gets harder and harder to see. Percy gets picked up by Annabeth, Luke and Thalia after two small changes, lead to huge ones.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,752 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Percy J., Luke C.
Without Thorn the Rose by Threadbare Threnody reviews
A bittersweet coming-of-age story for fans of good writing. Lily died, and left James to raise a stranger's son alone. In the shadows of Azkaban, Harry learns from Dementors and Death Eaters, while in the caverns of the sea a mysterious power awaits the chance to steal his soul. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,814 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
Black Serendipity by opopanax reviews
AU. When Al Potter becomes interested in the dark, deadly past of an old man in the neighboring town, it seems to be a hidden catalyst which brings to light many buried demons in the seemingly tranquil lives of the Potters. Will the family survive, or will it destruct? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Deathly Hallowed by Shujin1 reviews
The Tale of Three Brothers was not a legend. It was a warning. No one cheats Death. And luckily for Lily Potter, the promise of the Cloak's return in exchange for her son's life was a fair deal. Stare into the abyss, Harry Potter, and we will see who blinks first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,463 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Too Young to Die by thebombhasbeenplanted reviews
Harry Potter knew quite a deal about fairness and unfairness, or so he had thought after living locked up all his life in the Potter household, ignored by his parents to the benefit of his brother - the boy who lived. But unfairness took a whole different dimension when his sister Natasha Potter died. That simply wouldn't do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 194,707 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Complete
Half Alive Half Dead by MK-ONE reviews
Oh what the hell... I was feeling a little quirky one night and started to write a dark humor Harry fic.Harry has an accident and decides to do things his way. Maybe not a nice way, but expedient and at times...funny. MK-ONE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,490 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P.
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 4,008 - Follows: 2,820 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Birth of a Phoenix by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. No pairings. Twin:Harry. Fatally ill Harry runs away for years only to return when his twin brother needs him the most. Being discovered he starts to crumble to his illness. Includes Character Death but that isn't the end for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,398 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 2,424 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Moved by the Law of Probability by fringeperson reviews
The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 5,222 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
A True Daughter of the Black by Ynyr reviews
After the war is over Harry wants to protect his godson Teddy Lupin, but he isn't sure how. Andromeda Tonks has a few interesting suggestions for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,227 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 8,698 - Follows: 4,898 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Finding Why's by B. A. Ware reviews
Harry must have been lonely while living at the Dursley's. What if he wished a friend and it worked? "Inquisitive, unconventional Harry. Lots of humour" like someone said. Writing gets better later on, said another. In the end H/Hr, some N/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 356,610 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3899 - Favs: 11,109 - Follows: 10,843 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 7,871 - Follows: 3,525 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5137 - Favs: 10,735 - Follows: 4,674 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 5,070 - Follows: 2,777 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Grimm: A Fairy's Tale by Krahae reviews
Pre-Hogwarts. The stuff of legends, myth and majesty were the realm of the Fey long before wizards named him Boy Who Lived. Maeve of the Unseelie Court has decided to take one of wizarding kind's myths, to shape as her own. Vastly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Path of Decision by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,647 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5308 - Favs: 6,230 - Follows: 2,803 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 215 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6124 - Favs: 14,476 - Follows: 4,800 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 7,693 - Follows: 1,977 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Hell Hath No Fury reviews
In one fateful night, Petunia Dursley lost everything. Watch as her hatred and grief consume her, drowning her in darkness, and scarring all those who surround her. Evil!Petunia Dark!Harry Creature!Petunia. Warning-This is not a nice story. It will contain blood, gore, cannibalism, murder, death of children, and the essence of true evil. This is not a happy story. Abandon All Hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Harry P., Petunia D.
Hallow Victory reviews
The War is over. But everyone has been damaged by it, Harry more than anyone else. They want to undo the damage, but something terrible happens, something which never should have happened in the first place. Dark!Harry kind of Angst!Harry but not really. MoD!Harry and Powerful!Harry GENFIC! Necromancy, dimensional magic, Dark!Hermione Dementors and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,225 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/29/2016 - Published: 8/14/2016
Blood Runes reviews
Sometimes, we all get fed up with life. Who needs morality anyway? Life is just much more fun without it. Blood Magic Necromancer!Harry Soul Magic Dark!Harry Evil!Harry Powerful!Harry. GenFic Somewhat original concept.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,950 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Harry P.
Lucky Charms reviews
Harry Potter has won the war against Voldemort, but not undamaged. He has recently discovered his heritage, and finds out the true nature of the Potter Bloodline as the luckiest family in the world. Gen fic, Insane!Harry Unhinged!Harry Awesome!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,487 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Harry P.
Chlorine reviews
There is a prophecy, for Harry Potter with no being willing to help him. So he shall be championed by Death, and in return champion Death as its Master. But how shall he deal with the major players? MoD!Harry Dark!Harry Necromancer!Harry Evil!Harry Powerful!Harry rated M for violence, and liberal use of Fiendfyre *Hiatus while I focus on Blood Runes*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,815 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harry P., Marethyu
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