Author has written 4 stories for Mega Man.
The problem: My normal plot bunnies were viciously attacked and kidnapped by the crossover!bunnies, who demand that I write a Devil Summoner/Nocturne/Castlevania DS fic, and a Rockman X/Fire Emblem fic, which had better involve X and Tibarn slash or else.
...WTF, said I. I wouldn't even know where to start!
Suffer! Said the Crossover!bunnies. You aint getting your other bunnies back until we see progress!
I can't figure out how to work the worlds together, you btches! whined I.
Throw us a bone!! Whined the bunnies back.
So a year later, we're still at a stand off. To negotiate the release of one bunny, I have started snippet writing of the crossoverCrack! DS/N/CV fic, as the other one involves too much technobabble and planning for it not to fall into its own plot hole.
My random ficlet crack!bunny is safe and spinning ideas, but my other major bunnies are still in a hostage situation, awaiting rescue. >
I have no excuse. My life is being eaten by a Suikoden II fic that's over 50 pages long, qualifies for Nono in word count, and is, of all things, Riou/Ridley centric. Not only is Riou just slightly underage, the whole trans-species relationship thing is giving me issues (That and it's Ridley. He's too noble for his own good.)
(Plus I may be spending time on an certain anon site. Maybe. Possibly. Damnit, I'll start posting those things here when I edit them so I don't get my account slaughtered, okay?!)