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A New World, The Story Of A Lost Shinobi by Lanky Nathan reviews
A different custom. A different language. A different time. A different dimension. Damnit Kakashi, where the hell did your Kamui send me?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 394,175 - Reviews: 4951 - Favs: 6,854 - Follows: 6,661 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Once More, With Feeling by Illusor Meaneld reviews
If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 53 - Words: 180,090 - Reviews: 3444 - Favs: 4,247 - Follows: 4,480 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 1,862,858 - Reviews: 6504 - Favs: 11,542 - Follows: 11,532 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., J. Grey/Marvel Girl/Phoenix
Fourth Route by Classic Mecraphone reviews
A homicidal young woman stuck in a dying body who was raised to hate the family that never wanted to abandon her. A forged and twisted young man raised to do one thing and one thing only at the behest of the adult that robbed him of his Humanity. Now thrown into a war where death seeks them both in equal measure the pair try to come to terms with the past and their own future.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 143,810 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 9/6/2019 - [Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E.] - Complete
Hands-on Education by Mallobaude reviews
After months of being her teammate, Jaune thought there was nothing Nora could ever do that would surprise him. That was until she sat down next to him on his bed and held her scroll in between them. The contents of the video shocked him, but it was nothing compared to what would come after. Cover art by PotenzaCreators.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,041 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 8/3/2019 - Published: 7/24/2019 - [Jaune A., Nora V.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6765 - Favs: 6,912 - Follows: 7,782 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,448 - Reviews: 2110 - Favs: 4,232 - Follows: 3,040 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren - Complete
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 1,101,134 - Reviews: 6367 - Favs: 9,725 - Follows: 8,680 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,759 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 4,033 - Follows: 4,418 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Chaotic Three by Darth Malleus reviews
Take one of two surviving Jedi, a former Stormtrooper of The First Order and one of the greatest pilots in the history of the Resistance. What do you have? You have a huge wrench in a Sith Lords plans. Time travel.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 195,973 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Anakin Skywalker, Yoda, Finn, Rey
Passageways by jerrway69 reviews
Hogwarts Castle decides to interfere in the lives of two of its students to change the past and future from a terrible war and giving the pair an opportunity to find something more than just protection within its walls. AU Story, Political, Fed-up Harry, OC Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 277,162 - Reviews: 5347 - Favs: 8,370 - Follows: 9,025 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Mobile Fighter Evangelion by Ultra Sonic 007 reviews
"Are you ready to help save the world?" said Gendo, holding his hand forward, a small smile on his face. "Yes," answered Shinji, his face sporting an equally sheepish smile. "I'm ready." Without hesitation, he clutched his father's hand. (AU fic, if this doesn't make it apparent already.) [COMPLETE]
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 525,431 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Shinji I., Gendo I., Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Endless Night by The Sage of Toads reviews
An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,436 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 2,614 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Harry P., Integra, Alucard
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 3430 - Favs: 5,328 - Follows: 6,216 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 4,166 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Break Through the Limit by Captain Space reviews
Raditz finds himself outmatched when he comes to earth, due to a change in Goku's final battle against Piccolo five years earlier. Can Raditz find it within himself to become a hero alongside his brother, and rise to face Frieza, the androids, and more? Thanks to Nassif9000 for providing the cover image! Now with a TV Tropes page. (Yes, I regret 'Bills'. Super wasn't out yet okay)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 158 - Words: 853,202 - Reviews: 5523 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Goku, Raditz - Complete
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 6120 - Favs: 8,412 - Follows: 6,317 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
A child-genius by Racke reviews
Ryoga's success with age-mushrooms kind of snowballs into a mess. Don't worry Negi, the school nurse is just a year-or-so older than you. Physically, anyway.
Crossover - Ranma & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,770 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 329 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Ranma - Complete
I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
In which Bruce recounts a strange battle, Tony realizes he's known as the Hulk's sugar daddy, and Natasha laughs. A lot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B.
Thrower of the Dart by Vathara reviews
Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,632 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 708 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5704 - Favs: 6,588 - Follows: 4,989 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 3,626 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 11,761 - Follows: 5,351 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
A Certain Electric Deliveryman by Jon-Berry reviews
After inFamous 1, Cole receives an invitation to participate in 'Work Experience Day'. Teaching Misaka Mikoto of Academy City.
Crossover - inFAMOUS & A Certain Scientific Railgun/とある科学の超電磁砲 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,539 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Cole MacGrath - Complete
Glorious Shotgun Princess: Journeyman by Gregg Landsman reviews
Kal'Reegar vas Rayya: Quarian Migrant Fleet Marine. Chosen of Journeys. Autochthon: The God of the Forge and eccentric inventor. Following the resolution of the first phase of the Reaper War, the Titan-cum-God has realized he can fix the Great Curse. But he needs the tools he made- the ones he left in Creation.
Crossover - White Wolf & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,392 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 6,549 - Follows: 3,743 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Done a Runner by fantasyra reviews
A secret romance, a bothersome Headmaster, and angry Parents. What are two teens madly in love going to do when push comes to shove and everyone in the world is trying to keep them apart? Expect Bashing, Explicit content, and a wild ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,985 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 3,757 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Fair's fair by Solara Myles reviews
After the disastrous chunin exams it wasn't Sasuke that left the Hidden Leaf in search of power. Instead, Naruto, in a fit pain and rage after learning that Sasuke got all the credit, again, leaves the village vowing on his Ninja Way to never let Sasuke achieve his dream of killing his older brother. After all Sasuke stole his dream so it was only fair. Start from Konohamaru's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,670 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 4308 - Favs: 8,036 - Follows: 5,696 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 2,206 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3678 - Favs: 7,274 - Follows: 3,681 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 3,273 - Follows: 2,850 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Take My Hand by Sillimaure reviews
A rescue mission goes awry and the last Jedi Knight must fight to save the lives of his friends - and the soul of a woman he has never met. As their lives intertwine, they discover that sometimes even the Force must give way to a greater power. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 128,107 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4545 - Favs: 9,445 - Follows: 4,843 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The Wild Horse Thesis by Calamity Cordite reviews
Ranma finds himself banished into the world of Evangelion replacing Shinji's character. Can he hold the fragmenting psyches of his NERV comrades together in order to prevent the Third Impact? Wouldn't that require diplomacy?
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,936 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Ranma, Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Single Ninja on the Town by Arkhe reviews
“The Single Male Shinobi Guide to woo the Kunoichi of their Dreams.” Naruto read the title out aloud. “Hmm...” .:Additional summary within:. [COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,660 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete