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![]() Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, and Batman. Hello, I'm Callian31. Favorite FanFics: Harry Potter and the Order of the Bleached Phoenix Trilogy, Naruto:Tenshikage, Kingdom Shingami, Team 13, Death Himself, Failings and Misunderstandings, and the story of Harry the substitute Human Arrancar ( found on YouTube). Along with Tides of Fate on the Bleach Fanon Wikia. Favorite Manga: Favorite anime (manga adaptions don't count unless I'm unaware they're adaptions): Favorite Video Games: Favorite Music artists: Couples I'm OK with (but DON'T ship in canon): My most godforsaken couples: Couples I DO ship in canon: Laws of Naruto: 1. If the villain gets a power up a variation of Rasengan will level the playing field. Copy-and-Paste if you agree. I'm a male who lives in America with his Mom and Dad and currently goes to Highschool. I'm a bit distant but have a great imagination. I like anime/manga, reading regular books. Fan Fictions, video games, music, and creating mental music videos. MY dislikes are people who get away with breaking ANY rules, kids who won't listen to the teacher and just yell and talk, author's screwing up stories, death, and Hello Kitty (don't ask). Hope that fulfills your curiosity because I'm not giving you anymore). Kido I have created (will stay consistent throughout all of my stories. NO EXCEPTIONS): Bakudo No.10 Ijou (enclosure) - effect: creates a small purple barrier with a green outline around the user to block attacks- incantation: unknown- known users: Shizune- has appeared in: Naruto Ichimaru Hado No.81 Shushin Suipaku - effect: the user holds out their palm vertically with their fingers tightly together. The opponent is then sent flying backwards by an unknown force and behind them many large pink spikes materialize in order to impale the foe- incantation: unknown - known users: Sosuke Aizen - has appeared in: Tides of Fate Plot ideas: Okay so here's the gist of this section. I have a bunch of plot ideas flowing in my skull that I really want to write but can't get around to. But still want to see them published or I can't develop them as much as I'd like to. So, if you are interested in using one of these ideas ask me. Give me a BASIC idea of what you will do with the story (I intend to read them myself so no major spoilers) and if I like it I'll give my consent. Here's what I have so fat. I'd also like to note to other readers who are fans of mine. I'm not putting EVERY story idea of mine on here. Just ones I think would be better in other hands. By the way if you want to change the title you're free to do that. They're really just placeholders to help you distinguish them. Well let's get started: You must give credit where credit is due in the story 1. Me and You, Which are You? In this story it is sometime after Ichigo loses his powers after fighting Aizen. You may decide how long it has been just make it 12 months or less. And eventually when he returns from school he sees his sisters running out of the house. He asks them what's wrong they tell him to go inside and when he does he finds both his dad and Masaki in there freaking out. It is eventually revealed different people from different versions of the Bleach universe have all been gathered into a new demention and they need to figure out what has happened. Overview: Ichigo is his canon self You have free rain over what the characters are like. Where they come from, etc. There also will not be any confusion on ranks. For example. If you make a Momo who is in charge of Squad 3 you cannot bring canon Gin in to have a conflict with over who's in charge. There still needs to be anarchy at first because suddenly finding out you are in a world and the woman who is your wife in your world but the version of her here is a lying, cheating, stealing, prostitute Isn't going to work. Favorite Quotes: "Sweet Merciful Crud my spine!" - Seifer Tombchewer Pandemonium "Unfortunately the Universe was a sadist with way to much free time."- "Showtime!" "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. Just not in that order." "I reject your reality and substitute my own." That thing Dumbledore say about skills and decisions in Chamber of Secrets. "... All of this is reality. That is the reality you would spend so much of your time and energy mindlessly defending." Obito/Tobi/Madara in The Windmill Turns Both Ways "Humanity is pretty stupid if we haven't figured out that wars are bad." -Me "I'm crazy and I love it."- Me "I came for shiny rocks. For Giant mushroom clouds."- The Greatest Show on Earth by Nighwish "Snakes are pretty good at playing possum." Obito masked as Tobi while talking to Tsunade in Lost on the Road of Life "Whoever said the miracle of life is a beautiful thing is a f* liar and must be shot." - Kasai in Iryo-nin Kasai "Guys, no one gets dibs on the mountain guide." Hannah "Journey to the Center of the Earth" "Now then good sir, step away from the midget!" - Maria in my fic "Tides of Fate" "So this is how Democracy ends. By the thunder of applause."- Padme Amadala "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith" "Could you put that in a memo and entitle it SHIT I ALREADY KNOW!" - Sarge Red vs. Blue "I wouldn't say I'm mean. I just get hired to do mean things." Tex Red vs. Blue "I'm afraid plastic surgery isn't my forte so this is going to hurt. A lot." - Seji's sister Durarara!! "Oh. Oooooooh. It's you, right right right. Wait, I thought you were dead." - Shinra Durarara!! Pretty much any time Izaya Orihara talks - Durarara!! "Leadership isn't about shooting people and stabbing them. It's about telling OTHER people to shoot and stab them." -Doc Red vs Blue "My name is Leonard Church AND YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER FACE!!!" - Epsilon-Church Red vs Blue "And hell. If you're gonna live your life in a memory, might as well make it a good one."- Epsilon-Church Red vs. Blue "Is that a threat?" "Well, how would you like me to mock you? I take requests." - Kirito from SAOAbridged. "Good news is- you don't need to wonder where your God is. 'Cause he's right here. And he's fresh out of mercy." - Kirito from SAOAbridged Donner: Duuuuuuuude, your antlers fell off! "We have long labored to build a heaven only to find it populated by horrors." - Watchmen "I hope you will take this time to learn the Babylon 5 mantra. Ivanova is always right. I will always listen to Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. And if this ever happens again Ivanova will rip your lungs out!."- Susan Ivanova Babylon 5 "This serum will be the legacy of my work. And the lives taken will be its continuation." - Death Walker Babylon 5. "I was unaware that similarity was required for the exercise of compassion." - Delenn Babylon 5. "Ignore the angry Q-tip." - Roy from The Next Great Adventure. "Your son turned into a rage beast, tore off my arm, and blasted the equivalent of a small nuclear device in my face. I don't know why you're talking to me." -Ulquiorra Cipher to Masaki Kurosaki at the end of Tekking101's Yuzu and Karin discussion video Quotes said by or about Villaims I made up for the fun of it: "I am the epiphany of evil, the blackest of the black, the very definition of twisted. I am the villain of this story." "What's with all this faith in "good people"? I was once a "good person" and we know how that turned out. "Why would I kill you? It would be SO much more fun to torture you until you've lost all sense of humanity." "Are you seriously trying to lecture me on morals? You!?!?! THAT'S RICH!!!!" "Do you think I don't read? I know how this works. I build myself up become this huge threat no one seems to be able to defeat and then the hero riles their army up storms my evil lair and I die in some epic climax. But here's the thing. I just don't give a damn. Here's why: I've ruined too many lives for that "victory" to mean anything. HAHAHAHA." "The thing that makes villains so attractive is the fact they're able to do the things we want to do but our morales just won't allow. Not that there's anything wrong with that." "I am not the villain the world wanted. I'm the villain the world needed." "The irony of the situation is: I don't want to win. Because if I win then it's all over and I'm still alive to suffer in the following peace." "The greatest villains are the ones who, when you ask them why, don't answer for reasons pertaining to greed, power, twisted ideal, or anything like that. They'll simply answer "because it was fun". "Why? Why not?" "I am a dramatic sadist with awesome one-liners, is sexy as hell, and just an all around horrible person. Love me bitches.". "People tend to forget even the cruelest of individuals are capable of feeling love." Other quotes I made up: "I'd rather go to hell for being who I am than live in heaven for forsaking what makes me me." "It's the bad things in life that define us. More so than the good anyways. So, next time you try to wish away the pain I want you to think: Who would you be without the it?" "I'm not doing this because it's the right thing to do. I'm doing this because of what you did to one of my friends and if you think I'm going to let you get away with it you've got another thing coming, bastard." "I'm not the hero I'm- well, you know I'm not quite sure. But I'm definitely not the hero." "I don't have a problem with you because you have a religion. Now if you're a Sakura-hater then we'll have a problem." Girl to God: Why did you create a world so filled with pain and suffering? Those end here. "Elan! Stop doing dramatic musical cues for the dead chimera!"- Roy, The Order of the Stick "Better a sucker than a cynic."- Haley, Order of the Stick "Smashing objects together is destruction. Smashing feelings together is life."- Magilou, Tales of Berseria "You still in here, elf? Or did you cut and run? Let's play Hide-and-Seek, just to be sure. I'm "It." Actually, so are you, as near as I can tell. You seem to have an interest in power, so let me educate you a little while I search for you. It's sort of this thing I like to do sometimes, especially for learned wizards such as yourself. Power, it isn't something that you put on or take off like a jacket. It's something you just ARE. If you can lose it by blowing two Will saves, you never really had any power in the first place, see what I'm saying? Hell, the idiot paladin understands better than you do, 'cause he got every one of those hit points I burned off of him the hard way: he earned them. 'Course, now he's also earned an upgrade to Prisoner First Class for daring to touch my pretty little bauble. It's sort of the same as how we've already been treating him, only now we get serious about it. Anyhoo, where was I? Oh, right. Your soul shenanigans are real flashy, but they had one weakness: they were shackled to your lame mid-level ass! I used to think spells equaled power, too, back when I was alive. I've learned a lot since know what does equal power? Power. Power equals power. Crazy, huh? But the type of power? Doesn't matter as much as you'd think. It turns out, everything is oddly balanced. Weird, but true. For example: (grabs the invisible elf) Right now, power takes the form of a 8 racial bonus to Listen skill checks. So, Uncle Xykon, what's the moral of the story? A big pile of spells isn't enough when the other guy has a big pile of spells AND the strength to crush your windpipe with his bare phlanges! And they died happily ever after. The End."- Xykon "The Order of the Stick" "Oh, Redcloak. Don't confuse not caring with not knowing."- Xykon "I am glad to be an artist. Because we're the only profession that celebrates what it means to be human!"- Viola Davis in her Oscar Acceptance Speech My peeves in fanfictions: HP Dumbledore is a maniacal, cruel man because he manipulated Harry so we'll bash the living day lights out of him! Ok, yes, he did manipulate Harry to an extent but I want you to look at it this way: Did it ever show Albus was proud of what he'd done? Of the things he did and said to try and get Harry to do what was necessary? NO, I didn't get that impression at all. I bring you back to what I just said, it was neccessary for the greater good. He didn't completely muck up Harry's life and he didn't absolutely ruin it. (The ending should be enough to tell you that). Even if that is what happened at the end of the day it was the fate of a single boy weighed against the lives of even many more Muggles and wizards alike. At the end of the day all it was all just plain, hard, unbiased numbers. One boy for thousands, if not millions, more. Bashing Ron in general. Now, I know many people don't like him for "walking out on Harry" and having all the conflict with him but I want you to look at it this way. Think about who Ron's best friends in the whole world are. Harry Potter- the Boy-Who-Lived, the Chosen One, the hero that everyone seems to concern themselves with and Hermione Granger- Prodigy extraordinaire, the brightest witch in several generations! Top of their year and one of the most driven people in Hogwarts period! And him, well, he's just Ron. That's it. Ron Weasley the second-youngest child of an out-of-the-way family that's known for breeding like rabbits. Nothing really exceptional in either a positive or negative way. And he was frusturated by that. How would you feel if your two friends were the greatest of their generation and you were just a normal guy forced to watch them from the sidelines. At times he didn't know what to do with this fact and occasionally directed his frustrations on his friends (most notably in the 4th and 7th books) because he couldn't find another outlet despite his attempts. Sure, it wasn't the kindest way of expressing it but it is the most- well, human. We do irrational stuff like this all the time. You've done it, I've done it, Berrnie next door too. You've directed your frustrations on those close to you because you can't find anywhere else to direct it. He was suffering from an inferiority complex because he constantly felt he had to live up to the title "Golden Trio" in its most literal meaning. He was upset, frustrated and very human. Don't hate Ron just because he'd do what you'd probably have done in that situation. Naruto Sakura basing, or Hinata bashing! No, just no. The whole no one cares about Naruto act! It's tired, overdone, and just stupid. No. General FF (to be updated later) Openings I think would be fitting for my FanFics: Naruto Ichimaru Op. 1 (Chapters 1-19)- Unravel from Tokyo Ghoul Naruto Ichimaru Op. 2 (Chapters 20-??) Haruka Kanata by Unlimitsn Tides of Fate Op. 1 (Chapters 1-??) Sable by nano Mizukage Orihime from Naruto Ichimaru commission by KimikoxKiba on deviantart. Please review and favorite their other works: http:///art/Free-comissio-for-Callian31-550946994 |