The Magician Joseph
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Joined 06-09-04, id: 606235, Profile Updated: 09-23-09
Author has written 15 stories for White Wolf, and Teen Titans.

When I'm writing the computer screen is glowing, the room is filled with music, everything from the mad techno throb of Alien Sex Fiend and My Life With a Thrill Kill Kult to the heart wrenching tunes of Portuguese fados. I'm typically wired from head to toe on coffee and cigarettes, I'm alone I can't write around people.

I ruin my keyboard when I write, I slam out words too fast, too hard, the staccato click of my keyboard almost competes with the noise of the music. I try and justify my actions, I try and justify my senseless detail and poor grammar. I try to claim that I write of higher human nobility, that I write of things of substance, but the only substance around is all the different things pumping in my veins... if you get what I mean.

In school I was a maverick, I was the kid who showed up to class everyday hungover or stoned. I had a mohawk and I thought it was cool... maybe it was, maybe it wasn't, but I had one anyway. I wore a leather jacket and stunk of cigarettes, I tried to have sex with any girl that was even mildly attractive. Most of the time I didn't succeed, sometimes I did.

Sometimes I was manic, sometimes I wouldn't sleep for days I would do things that were juvenile and stupid. Sometimes I was god and my fingers were my host of angels.

But most of the times I was depressed, I held onto sadness like a lover, I preached the gospel of Oblivion and practiced what I preached. I was a burning ball of nihilistic fury, I was also a pathetic cry for help that no-one could offer. I saw road signs sandwiching the void, I saw girls as tunnels, and I saw sugar as salt.

I saw the written word as escape, I devoured books, one after the other, sometimes two or more novels in a day. Then I went home and wrote, I would sit on my porch smoke my pipe and write with my cat on my lap. My cat is a skiddish little creature named Bruce Wayne who doesn't live up to his namesake... nothing ever does. I would write two thousand words a night, I wrote a collection called the "Memoirs of the Violated", short stories of despair and terror. I wrote a novella, I wrote half a novel, but my inner censor would always mess me up.

My computer crashed, my mom and step-father recovered the data, but they don't really pay much attention to me and haven't taken the ten minutes of the day that it would take to send me my stories back. So I kinda slumped, I still kinda am...

I'm going to college now, I don't have a mohawk anymore I have a very short hair cut. I go to campus everyday and attend classes, I bum cigarettes off of pretty girls and try to get their phone numbers. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. I got in a car crash so I don't have a car anymore, it's a major bummer and the economy is too messed up to find a part-time job. I ride the bus from my apartment to the campus everyday, even if I don't have class. I'm broke all the time, but I don't feel too bad about it, I'm sure things will get better.

Sometimes I try and lie to myself, I try to tell myself that at one time I had everything, but it's not true. Aside from lacking a car and a job I have more now than I ever have. I'm working for a good education, I have good friends, and one day I'll have a good job. But no matter what happens I plan on writing until the day I die.

(P.S anyone who comes up with a fresh new Vertigo, Sandman, or Hellblazer fanfic please contact me. I am more than willing to read and review.)

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60 days without my leg by Virg reviews
Robin has broken his leg in battle and is forced to spend 2 months on the couch in Titan tower. 60 days of angst, antics, fun, boredom and romance ensue.. rated M for language, RR, themes and sexual refs RobRae
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Robin, Raven
A New Beginning by AnimeMaster24 reviews
Four years have passed since the defeat of the Brotherhood of Evil, and the Titans have split up. Raven feels alone and remains unsure of her reason for living, but is given an offer to join the Justice League Unlimited. Crossover with JLU
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 133,959 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Raven
Evil Dead: Hail to the King by J.M. Bowers reviews
When Raven of the Teen Titans opens a cursed manuscript, she unleashed an army of darkness on Titan City. Now, the only man who can help her is Ashly J. Williams. Let the battle begin!
Crossover - Evil Dead/Army of Darkness & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,517 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Raven
Balance Of The Earth by Judgement Mathew reviews
The Teen Titans meet two mystical beings whose strange mystery begins to affect the Titans. especially Raven whom one of the beings has mistaken for his murdered love from another era.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,089 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Raven
Stolen Lives by Red 921 reviews
A glasswalker finds herself slowly losing her life.. not to death but to a sibling R&R NEW CHAPTER! 102 WEEEE update
White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 4/23/2004
Dreamer Take Me Away by Suzaku's Rose reviews
These are poems I've written that I've deticated to the characters so please Read and Reveiw! COMPLETE New Collection up!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 100 - Words: 17,640 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Complete
Bloody Roses by Dr.Pill reviews
Alucard is bored so what else, he tortures Seres. But what happens when someone asks her out on a date and showers her with gifts? Will she fall for him? Finished. Warning! Horrible, and i mean horrible grammar and sentence structure. Will revise one day.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,697 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Complete
Death Of A Thousand Cuts by Suzaku's Rose reviews
She kept going until there was no where else to go. Kept hurting everyone until the pain and anguish could not be described. This is a story about how love concurs all even when all hope is lost and life is a living hell. This is their story...COMPLETE
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,140 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Complete
Goodbye to Raven by Blue-Apple reviews
Trigon has returned. He has come back to possess Raven and consume the world in evil. Only three chapters long.Rated PG13 for suicide, and a tiny amount of blood. I revised the whole story.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Raven, Trigon - Complete
Dangerous Mind by Exiled-Knight reviews
AU: What if the Teen Titans weren't real, but disillusions in the mind of a teenage boy suffering from the mental illness zoanthropy? PG-13 for future death. Feedback is extremely welcome. [Finished]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,054 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004
No more by fiddler jones reviews
Raven gets some flowers from a misterius admirer... who is he? [rated PG for suicide]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,626 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 5/4/2004
Storm of Thor by NoneoftheAbove-0 reviews
Werewolf: The Apocalypse. A short story about the thoughts of a Get of Fenris warrior in the tense moments right before the Sept of the Storm of Thor and a war party of invading Dancers erupt into battle. Wow, that was a long sentence.
White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2004
Question by Absolutely pointless reviews
Just a question that I think we all ask ourselves during our lives. If we escape from death would you want to? Anyway read if you want. If you do then I hope you enjoy
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2004
Raven in the Nine Circles of hell by Judgement Mathew reviews
Something is horribly wrong in Ravens mind as she travels into her mind she is transported to a Hell almost exactly like the one Dante wrote of in the Divine Comedy
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004
Dyin Alone by FallenGodz reviews
Raven is a cutter, goes into her history...yeah. This ones for Amber Skye
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004
Clouds by Hikari Kaiserin reviews
a little Raven poem rated R for suicide
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2004
Daughters of Twilight - Character background by Fionacat reviews
A rather bland and completly improvised character background for a Gangrel I played once, odd game...
White Wolf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2001
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The Untold Tale of Starcrossed Titans now told reviews
Raven gives her accounts of the night that she went on a date with Beast Boy to a local club. RaeXBB fluff for all you fluff lovers. First person narrative. Rated for alcohol use.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
and of Decadence reviews
A chance encounter with a madman leads Raven, and Beast Boy to contract a disease that causes them to become sexual deviants. Please Read and Review, sadism, masochism, terror, smut, explotation, violence, ect...
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,882 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Raven, Beast Boy
Do Heroes Dream of Spandex Sheep? reviews
A two or three chapter story investigating the dreams, and subconcious of all the different Titans. A crossover with Neil Gaiman's Sandman comics. Raven meets Morpheus.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009
The Many Colors of Pain reviews
The burn-ward of a hospital becomes the scene of an intense drama as two titanic forces clash in a battle of morality. A burn patient known as the hamburger lady gets a visit from both Raven, and the Joker in one night. I such at summaries please R&R
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Raven
An Intimate Communion reviews
Raven encounters a blind man in a cafe.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Raven - Complete
Teen Titans Go! to the Beach reviews
After a heat wave hits Jump City the Titans retreat to the beach to escape the temperature, but find themself out of the frying pan and into the fire as danger on the beach abounds!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008
Dear Skin reviews
A hundred and fifty word flash-fic inspired by the song of the same title. Cyborg, at night time.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Cyborg - Complete
In My Twilight reviews
Raven catches a ride with someone who just failed a suicide attempt. No romance, no self insert. RXR. One-shot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Raven
Teen Titans vs the Crimson Jackal reviews
The Titans face off against the psycho killer the Crimson Jackal. The shocking encounters with the super powered madman lead Robin to do some soul searching on his troubled past. Batman crossover,Rob&Star,Rae&Cy, OC is not self insert.High action!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Robin, Starfire
Teen Titans Stoned! reviews
An arrival of a mysterious book causes Raven to accidently cast a spell that makes all of the Teen Titans potheads.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/20/2008
Kiss on the Cheek reviews
The Titans are disbanding, Starfire is struck by the loss of Robin and goes to Raven for comfort. RXR I'll trade reviews.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
Grief and Mourning reviews
A brief, oneshot probably, about how Robin's death affects the Teen Titans. Main focus is Raven. Please read and review. No suicide in this fic.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Raven, Robin
Frenzy reviews
I poem about a werewolf who enjoys going into frenzies, PG13 for safety.
White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2004
The RIVER STYX reviews
A wraith the Oblivion poem. Pretty short, but pretty good. Is about the after life of Charon's boatmen.
White Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2004
The Harrowing of the priest Jonathan reviews
This story is for Wraith the Oblivion. A heritic priest must come to deal with his past or forever be cast in to Oblivion buy his Shadow as he goes through a Harrowing.
White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2004