The Karlminion
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Joined 06-09-04, id: 606290, Profile Updated: 03-06-12
Author has written 16 stories for Legend of Zelda, Harvest Moon, Star Wars, Diablo, Fire Emblem, Warcraft, Eternal Darkness, Titanic, and Tenchu.

Welcome, Constant Reader, to my profile. I don't see why you're here, yet you are welcome nonetheless.

Real Name: Nick
Age: 25
Eyes: Green
Hair: Nice and black
Skin color: White
Political leanings: Apathetic
Tallness: 6'2"
Heavyness: 160 lb.
Personality: Benignly crazy, loyal to my few friends, yet very much a loner.

FAV. GAMES: Fire Emblem, Mega Man Zero, Zelda, Metroid, Super Samsh Bros. Melee, Soul Calibur 2, Harvest Moon, Mario, Star Wars: Knights of The Old Republic I II, Diablo 2, DnD, Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, The 7th Saga, Skies of Arcadia Legends.

STUFF I DO WHEN I'M NOT WRITING: reading, playing video games, talking to myself, hiking or walking, practicing with my staff, procrastinating my homework, doing it the morning it's due, making up excuses for why it isn't done, actively hating school, passively hating school, listening to Irish music, checking my email, hanging out on the internet, such and such and such and such...

Link in the Valley- I've lately realized that it isn't the greatest thing on earth. So I'm actually going to work on it for once. Yay for me!
Courage Divided- Back burner type thing. Don't hold your breath...
The Blood Rage Chronicles, which AREN'T about Karel! (not till the last one, at least)
-"Blood Rage"- The first one. Word.
-"By the Light of the Full Moon"- It isn't a love fic, it describes how Lyn got the Blood Rage.
-"The Fight to End All Fights"- The trilogy capper. Lyn and Karel face off, oh yeah!
Masked Dreams of an Evil Past- ONI LINK FIC! And my very first one, too. Word.
Malon, where are you?- Possibly my most popular little fling, there's also an extreme version put up here, as well.
Revan the Barbarian- A Star Wars fling. Revan is a Mandalorian!
Songs of Hyrule- A collection of Zelda song fics I make out of old Irish and Celtic songs.
-"The Hylian Shore"- Based off of "Paddy's Green Shamrock Shore", an old Irish ballad.
-"LonLon Cider"- Based off of "Johnny Jump-Up", an Irish drinking lay.
-"The Mist-Shrouded Forests of Home"- Based off of "The Mist-Covered Mountains of Home," which was apparently written by an old Irish man returning to his family. I really, really like it, and this little rewrite is my way of paying trubute.
-"The Sunny Side of the Stream"- Based off a song called 'Sunnyside of the Street' by The Pogues. Self-explanatory, rather rushed. Loosely based on Malon, where are you?
The Necromancer's Fury- A Diablo fic. About what one man would do when an unspeakable evil takes his only family from him...
Town Portal- Another Diablo fic. Rather off-beat, I've found it very refreshing to write.
Hell to Pay- A KotOR 2: TSL fic. May turn into a direct sequal to my other Star Wars fic, but I'm not sure about that yet.
Eternal Darkness: Boredom of Chaos- A self-insert fic, it hearks back to the summer I spent caring for my grandfather. Some of the craziness isn't entirely made up...
Experiment- Random Warcraft fic I thought up all in one night. It doesn't hold much priority for me, so don't hold your breath.
My Heart has Gone On- Short little one-shot based on vague memories of the final moments of 'Titanic'. Nice and sweet, told from a present-tense third-person-ish perspective.
The Perils of a Good Day at Work- My first Tenchu fic, and like my others slightly AU and OOC. Tesshu and Ayame face off, and Rikimaru takes her to a doctor...

I hate Halo. Think: overpowered, nameless dude in a cyber-suit has to go out and beat the hell out of a bunch of fanatics, at the same time dealing with a race of mindless, life-sucking parasites. All the while with overpowered, eye-candy weapons. Can you say... Metroid spin-off? But there, the overpowered cyber-suit wearing person is a really hot chick with a name: Samus Aran, aka The Hunter.

OMG AN UPDATE!!: Yeahhhh, I don't write here anymore. Find me at adultfanfiction (dot) net under Karl the Mad.

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This Is Forever by deal-with-it reviews
The young goddess, Kaoru, is sent to earth to prove she can rule Heaven. Battousai, a demon, is sent to earth to stop her. BxK In Progress
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,008 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Battousai, Kaoru
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 34432 - Favs: 23,335 - Follows: 17,671 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Married With Freaks by The Tacochickenwings reviews
A fic based off of Sprite Station. On a dare made by Kai, Jack marries the Harvest Goddess, only to find that married life isn't what it's cracked up to be. What's a farmer to do? Why, experience sex in every form, of course.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,233 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
Chicken Run by Mage the Observer reviews
A chicken thinks it's a road runner, Popuri goes on a wild goose chase, and all of Mineral Town had better duck.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Popuri - Complete
Love at first sight by MotleyKrew reviews
Just another Hermione Snape love story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ordinary Story by Lyxie reviews
An AU high-school story about how things get a little sexy but mostly awkward when Link's family takes Zelda in. This story has been discontinued.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 158,386 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 7/26/2004 - [Link, Zelda]
Savior by Fiery Wordess reviews
About a girl with nothing going for her but a genuine smile and some supportive parents. She's certainly flawed, because... well... she's me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,150 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Friend or Foe? ::Remake:: by Indi-101 reviews
Same story but a remake... Aurora a mysterious girl comes to Hyrule. She has a key role in Hyrule's future. Will she alter Hyrule's future for the better or for the worse?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,822 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
Snow Calibur by ArchangelUK reviews
Transcending Christmas and the world, a tale of snow and souls fan-ficticiously retold: Trapped in a cave before Christmas a band of warriors seek warmth and peace, while a certain wind priestess keeps stealing glances at a certain elf... COMPLETE
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,518 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Complete
Gamer to Farmer by Tint reviews
COMPLETE! Tint, the Gamer, learns how to cope with his new life as a Farmer. Watch as the transformation unfolds as he finds love, enemies, family, and a multitude of problems.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,113 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Complete
Nowhere Men by Jersey S reviews
HMSNES. Jack's out of college, money spent, sees no future, pays no rent. Randy is his grandfather, a farmer who's never grown a crop in his life. Heck, they might be a great duo. Chapter 1 Jack and Randy have got to get their act together, or get out.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
As You Are by Huhn reviews
Cruel words from Erk and others cause Serra to fall into depression and make some very drastic changes to her personality. How will the party react to this newlook Serra? Can stoic Dorcas of all people help her out? Completed!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,147 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
A Changed Life by StarFoxRocks reviews
Seth had the best life a Farmer could have. But after an Incident at the Blue Bar, how will he move on? Depression slowy morphs back to happiness as Seth reshapes his life. R&R, please!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,485 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 3/29/2004
Metroid: Kiss of the Dragon by Sinder reviews
Before the X, before the Hatchling, before the Phazon... there was the Dragon. Comments and criticisms are welcome.
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2004
Hero and Friend by Fiery Wordess reviews
I always thought that Link deserved a friend to come with him, the poor bloke.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,034 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Complete
Rich Berrigan's Wrath of a God by Random Phantasm reviews
This story was originally posted on "Zelda: The Grand Adventures" by Rich Berrigan. It is presented here in its original format with full credit to Mr. Berrigan. Word.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,371 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2004
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The Perils of a Good Day at Work reviews
Ayame has a job to do, but Tesshu is after the same target. It is a dark, stormy night...
Tenchu - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Malon, where are you? the extreme version reviews
If you haven't read the original, read it now. If you have, be warned: it says extreme, and that's exactly what it means. Don't flame me because you're grossed out, ok?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Link, Malon
My Heart has Gone On reviews
Oneshot, complete. Rose has at last passed on, and Jack awaits her in heaven...
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Rose D., Jack D. - Complete
Eternal Darkness: Boredom of Chaos reviews
The other Ancients are dead, and Mantorok is bored. So now he and the shade of Pious are going to amuse themselves... at the expense of yet another person's sanity. Selfinsert.
Eternal Darkness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 8/27/2005
Songs of Hyrule reviews
The land of Hyrule is full of songs and music. Our hero collects a lot of it, so wouldn't he be an expert? What if he made up his own songs? These are what I think he would make up.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 11/17/2004
Experiment reviews
The Prototype was complete. Now, all that Foreman needs is a test subject...
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
A Warrior's Tale reviews
Jack Brewster has been a warrior in the army since he was fourteen. He wants out, but he can't imagine how he'll get out...
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2005
Hell to Pay reviews
Kari Solo, exiled and powerless Jedi Knight, has returned. Why? Not even she knows...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2005
Town Portal reviews
A little fling about what happens when all goes wrong... and how things just might begin to mend themselves.
Diablo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 1/10/2005
Revan the Barbarian reviews
This is a KotOR fic. Many mysteries await those who can stick with it for long enough... or something like that. I suck at summaries, so just read the thing, please?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 11/15/2004
The Necromancer's Fury reviews
When all your kin are lost, what is left but revenge?
Diablo - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005
Link in the Valley reviews
Chapters 7 & 8 have been redone. Very much redone, especially in the second halves. Check it out now, and don't forget to R&R.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,839 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2/8/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004
The Blood Rage Chronicles reviews
I got rid of the other Blood rage fics so I could put them here. R&R, okay?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2005
Courage Divided reviews
My 4th fic, and my second Zelda64:HM64 crossover. Essentialy a parallel universe sort of thing. Rated for future chapters and vagueness that young people might not understand. Oh, and Chapter 1 is up, by the way.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 7/11/2004
Malon, where are you? reviews
My first angst fic. At least, I think its angst. Rated for some language and... encounters in the hay. LinkMalon. Warning: not for those who think Zelda's a nice girl!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Link, Malon
Masked Dreams of an Evil Past reviews
This is my first story, and a oneshot deal on top. Link dreams of the Fierce Deity Mask, and Zelda is skeptical. Link gets mad, and... well, read and find out! Please review, as I may consider extending it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Complete
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