DeadeyeDave
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Joined 04-19-01, id: 60654, Profile Updated: 04-02-14
Author has written 20 stories for Legend of Zelda.

I still write fanfiction.

That fact seems insane to me, but it's true and I love it. It's been nearly 13 years since I signed up for this site and I'm still plugging away. It's ridiculously slow, and for that I apologize. Technically, my job is to write right now, so I don't have a lot of word-making energy left for personal projects, but I'm not going to quit.

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The Carnival by Miss Maudlin reviews
COMPLETE! Link and Zelda are off to the Midsummer Carnival in Clocktown. They're unsure of their feelings for each other, but through both embarrassing and romantic situations, they will discover the truth: once and for all.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,421 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Link, Zelda - Complete
I'm a WHAT Now? by Misty Margera reviews
Well my man, you're a sage...BUT WHAT'S GOIN THROUGH THEIR HEADS AS THEY BECOME SAGES? Wanna know? Find out herre! UPDATED: 10603
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 8/10/2003
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Eternity's End reviews
Link had defeated Ganondorf, but history repeats itself, and being sent back in time after he had done so did not stop the evil from rising anew. And when it did, the Hero of Time slew the evil in cold blood. And his actions changed the world forever.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,626 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Link, Zelda
Sword Dreams reviews
You dont't wield the Master Sword...it wields you. A story of madness and tragedy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,975 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005
My Life With Zelda reviews
More adventures in home improvement and life-threatening injury.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 7/17/2001
Rauru at Large reviews
Rage Against the Machine's "Calm Like a Bomb." There's not much food-related that rhymes with "bomb" so I went with "pie." Enjoy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 4/24/2003
Adventures In Randomness With Zelda And Co reviews
After months of development, the thrilling, chilling, vanilling conclusion of the Zelda Murder Mystery Dinner Party is in the HIZZZZZZZZZZouse! It'll BLOW YOUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,605 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 7/31/2002
A2Z: Zelda Style! reviews
New on VH1 (Videogame Hyrule...umm...One, I guess) it's A2Z: Zelda Style, where we go through the alphabet analyzing our favorite Zelda characters. Now: The second half of the alphabet, the rare sequel that's better than the first!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,455 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004
The Z Gang Gets Psychoanalyzed reviews
This time: the beloved princess fair, flaming hellbeast and all-around BYOTCH. See if we can calm her raging bipolar disorder.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003
Minions reviews
A series of monologues from some of The Legend of Zelda's most famed enemies. Inspired by Mr. Crash's "Slice of Life" stories. Part 1: A denizen of the darkness.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/29/2004
Stairway to Heaven reviews
The way you walked was thorny through no fault of your own... but as the rain enters the soil, the river enters the sea... so tears run to a predestined end. Your suffering is over. Now you will find peace for eternity.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,745 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2004
Leaving Soon reviews
Sigh...here we go again...with a parody of "Leaving Soon" by BNL.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/22/2003
Asleep At The Horse reviews
Up next in Dave's parade of parodies, this little thingamabob of "Asleep at the Wheel" by Barenaked Ladies. Enjoy(?)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/22/2003
Sunshine of Your Love reviews
Oh great, and now a syrupy songfic too...to the Cream song of the same title. Knock yerself out...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2003
Hero of Time reviews
A really unoriginal parody of "American Pie." Read if you must...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/22/2003
The Fishing Guy Talks Back! reviews
THE FISHERMAN IS IN!!!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2002 - Published: 8/21/2002
From the Jaws of Victory reviews
What would it be like to snatch defeat...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/20/2002
Super Smash Borthers: Winner and Still Champion reviews
Finally, a chapter nearly ten months in the making...part 10 us up! I urge you to read this story, it is my opus and best work yet. Any old fans or newcomers, please read this story. I don't care if you review or not, just please read this.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,582 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2001 - Published: 4/19/2001
The Twelve Days of Zelda reviews
A Christmas classic revisited...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2001
I Can't Believe It's Not Windmill Guy! reviews
Tired of the Windmill Guy? Here are some equaly insane alternitives, with 30% less sodium!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2001
The Darkest Hour reviews
Link is killed in a dark invasion of Hyrule...short but moving. I'm re-uploading it. OMG, AN ANGST FIC FROM DEADEYE! RUN!!!!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2001
Link's Diary Or: My Life With a Hyperactive Fairy reviews
The title says it all. This is my first posting on fanfiction.net (but not my first fic) so have fun with it! PG 13 for mild swearing and other such adultish themes.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2001 - Published: 4/19/2001