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Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, Fairy Tail, High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, Final Fantasy X, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Sekirei.

Name: YagamiNguyen

Age- 19

Associates: TinaKhoaNguyen

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Favorite Authors: Anaklusmos14, The Engulfing Silence, Kyokasuigetsutotsuka and of course my dear sister.

My favorite Anime/Manga

Favorite Mottos:

- Rules and Regulations are not meant to suppressed, it were meant to protect.

- A hero is someone who protect, a great hero is someone who can save and protect, however a true hero is someone who can inspire people to move into a new direction, someone who can shows the right path to be taken. series are Naruto, High School DxD, Fairy Tail, One Piece, Bleach...I especially like Fairy Tail and its crossover, I also like Percy Jackson and Harry Potter a lot.

I'm a breasts lover XD...so I always love the ones that got hot females with large breasts, that would explain why I love Fairy Tail and High School DxD too much.


The Sharignan of the Crimson Princess, written by Arcreed


The Prince of Olympus' information

Artemis' True Form: http:// nevsepic.com.ua/ uploads/ posts/ 2011-10/ 1317939490_www.nevsepic.com.ua_012artemis.jpg

Aphrodite's True Form: http:// vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/ smite/ images/ f/ f9/ Aphrodite.jpg/ revision/ latest?cb=20141117232931


Reviews

And here's something concerning 'REVIEWS' (which I borrowed from my friend, who gave up on writing fanfiction ''T_T")

Writers- all of them, from famous authors to subtle FF writers- ALL depend on the feedback from our readers. Vision Dominican brought up an interesting albeit tragically true idea:

"Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers.

1) Drop a review every other chapter. It may not seem like much, but reviews are actually what many of us want to see. That, and hits. Hits do make us happy but we don't really know if people like our story or not.

2) Visit our author page. Those kind of hits really make us happy. It's where we showcase our entourage of friends, beta readers, and stories. Some of us even tidy up with set areas for upcoming story ideas and character bios.

3) Send an email. While normally I'd prefer a review, emails are just as good. Really, it warms my heart to communicate with another reader or writer."

What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…fuck...I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…

If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4. Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a "Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.

First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.

Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass. First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the "Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.

First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.

Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds, the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.

Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers.

Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".

First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)

Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome "Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:

1) be female.

2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.

3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them. First Corollary (Cryo Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow. Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage. Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows, or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:

1) The Hero/Leader

2) His Girlfriend

3) His Best Friend/Rival

4) A Hulking Brute

5) A Dwarf/Kid

Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:

1) Extreme Coolness

2) Amazing Intelligence

3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".

First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get and vice-versa.

First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later, your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").

First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame, wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s) to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter). Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws 44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters (usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons fo this are:

1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.

2) They just don’t give a damn. The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:

1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.

2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.

3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.

First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid, etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.

First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use it against the "Good Guy".

Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military device without one of the following events occurring:

a) The control device being broken. The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".

c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just "fooled" by the "Good Guy".

d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance, resulting in two outcomes:

a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me look. A negative charge will result in the hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7 for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them. (Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract, except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall. (The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-

First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least 500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".

Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb. of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a

mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.

First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and lethality of the maneuver.

Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and 65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime characters will either:

a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and exposition), Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a position to ravish beautiful girls, or

c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole (horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become possible.

First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack. Usually this results in:

a) The hero escaping. Clean-up for the underlings.

c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water, rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following characteristics:

1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.

2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!

First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following him around is there because:

1) It’s his girlfriend’s.

2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.

3) Chicks will dig him more.

Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:

1) It’s her boyfriend’s.

2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.

3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")

First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is, but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the skin of the tentacle...

Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).

Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage begins to occur.

First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or spaceborne, have the following crew members:

1) The captain

2) His Lieutenant

3) Various female technical staff

4) A hotshot pilot

5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)

6) The Doctor

7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not) Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:

1) Extreme coolness/luck

2) Amazing Intelligence

3) Incredible irritation

4) Extreme cuteness

5) Irresponsible drunkenness

6) Homophobicness

7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love. No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

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Fairy Guardian: Resurrection by TinaKhoaNguyen reviews
In the past, he's a man known by many names: The Demon Brat, The Hero of the Fourth Great Shinobi War, the Nanaidaime Hokage of the Leaf. Now, he is known as Fairy Tail's very own guardian angel, an urban legend of the World of Magic, who goes by the name of Fairy Guardian. [Naruto/Harem]
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 113,216 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 1/13 - Naruto U., Mirajane S., Sayla, Irene B.
The Queen's Champion by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy is betrayed by the person he trusted most. Not what you expect, you'll see. Lost, he vanished without a trace. He returns a different man with a close relationship with the least likely goddess. No HOO...yet. What will happen when new threats rise. Will he fight? No percabeth whatsoever in this fic. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 179,818 - Reviews: 5031 - Favs: 6,496 - Follows: 3,333 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis] Hera, Hestia - Complete
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A Lame God reviews
He was once called a hero and a leader of his village. Now, he was just a lazy and eccentric weirdo who happened to be there when a certain group of aliens were defending their unborn siblings. Can a god have some fun, especially when the world itself had already bored him to no end? [Harem] [New Chapter 45% finished]
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,473 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 2,993 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 5/3 - Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A., No. 03/Kazehana
Naruto in the New World reviews
[Smut] Wiping his memories clean, Obito used Limited Tsukuyomi on Naruto, trapping him in a perfect reality. However, he didn't expect it to turn out to be a Dimensional Jutsu that sent Naruto to an alternated reality. Will he remember who he really is and find a way to return, or get succumbed to the pleasure of his new life and stay at this new world forever? [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 9/6 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
Issei: The (secret) Playboy Lucifer reviews
Smut with plot. In this story Issei, formerly Issei Gremory (and Hyoudou) is the Maou Lucifer of the Underworld. Behind a kind and caring leader of a faction is a pervert, oppai-loving playboy who loves to fool around with woman, even if he is married. Whoever said a Maou can't have a harem? It won't hurt if no one know about it, right? Issei/Harem. Warning: Hardcore and Incest.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,431 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 6/7/2016 - H. Issei, Rias G., H. Akeno, Grayfia L.
The Dragon Emperor reviews
Eons after the Era of Magic, the Emperor of the strongest Kindom of Magic has returned to his Empire to keep a promise with his late brother, to be an Emperor better than he ever was. Watch as Natsu forges his own way to raise Alvarez to its former glory, at the same time deals with threats from the supernatural world to protect his family. [New chapter coming soon!]
Crossover - Fairy Tail & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,505 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Erza S., Mirajane S., Natsu D., Irene B.
New Life New Journey reviews
Naruto Uzumaki had dedicated his entire life for the sake of other people, now Fate asked him to do it once again. Transported into a world where his parents were alive with the memories of his previous life, he thought it was the opportunity for him to shape the life he used to dream about, only to realize that things weren't as easy as he thought it to be… [Weekly update] [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,271 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 4/16 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
New Life Second Chance reviews
They say Death is just taking another step forward. For Naruto, death mean taking a step backward in life, in another world. Reborn into himself, at the place where he has family, which is so different from his world yet at the same time just like his world. Just like last time, like what he done for his world, he will save this world as well. [NarutoxHarem] [Lemon in the future]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,883 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 2,792 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 10/3/2015 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
A Fishcake Guardian reviews
She found him on the beach of Besaid when he was on the verge of dying. She sheltered him and nursed him back to health, despite not knowing who he was. What a man like him could do to repay such kindness? Become her guardian, shield her from dangers and blast Sin's head off if it tries to go near her, simple.
Crossover - Final Fantasy X & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,407 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Yuna, Naruto U.
Soundless DxD reviews
Cannon meet AU, what could possibly go wrong? Issei Hyoudou was enjoying his daily life with his girlfriend and his Harem, doing pervert stuffs by day and fighting to protect the world by night. Until the terrorist accidentally brought a certain Soundless Knight, as well as a whole new kind of threat from a parallel world (Earth-2?) to his world. [Issei&Issei/Harem]. Please review!
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 3/16/2016 - H. Issei, Rias G., H. Akeno
The Servant of Love reviews
Adopted from Shokazuma. Smut. Getting bored of her relationship with Ares, the Greek Love Goddess Aphrodite decides to dump him and find another man to occupy her bed, so she picks Naruto Uzumaki. However, instead of a happy and goofy original Naruto she decided to bring a dark one from an alternate world to her bed, attracted by his violent and savage nature. Dark/Powerful Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,684 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Lemon Chronicle of the Incubus Prince reviews
AU, heavy smut with plot. Naruto Uzumaki, a proud Shinobi of Konoha with the dream of becoming the Hokage. That is, until he comes across a Succubus in the middle of the night and discovers his true heritage. The road to become Hokage might be farther than ever, when human women, Kunoichi and demonesses of all kinds now lust after him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,289 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 3,082 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 1/26/2016 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Fairy's Guardian reviews
Acnologia attacked Tenroujima and Fairy Tail. In their last moment of hope, First Guild Master Mavis Vermillion prayed for the return of a legend, to save Fairy Tail's from their end. He was known by many names during his life...The Demon Brat, The Hero of the Fourth Great Shinobi War, the Nanaidaime Hokage of the Leaf. But now, he was known as the Fairy's Guardian. DISCONTINUED!
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 230,788 - Reviews: 4120 - Favs: 3,667 - Follows: 3,690 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 10/5/2015 - Naruto U., Mirajane S., Sayla, Irene B.
Reading Fairy's Guardian reviews
The Alliance Shinobi Force plus a few more got teleported into a place where they read the book about the future, where their most important comrade, friend, son… plays a very important role in. My own reading version of Fairy's Guardian, written by my dear sister TinaKhoaNguyen. Enjoy.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,013 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 5/29/2016 - Naruto U.
Devilish Sharingan reviews
A second chance, it's something a man like Itachi Uchiha would never think about. Reborn into a new world and earns a new life, will he learn to forgive himself, or once again he sacrifices his own life to shoulder the entire world on his shoulder, for the sake of peace? [Devil born Itachi]. [Chapter 8- 20% Work in Process]
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Itachi U., Rias G., H. Akeno, Serafall L.
Soundless Knight reviews
Instead of the legendary Boosted Gear, he wields the three legendary swords of Japan. Instead of an oppai loving pervert he is a deaf and unsociable teenager boy. Instead as Pawn he was reincarnated as the only Knight of Rias Gremory. For the first time Issei Hyoudou finally found a purpose in his life, to protect his master, become her sword and the strongest Knight of Underworld.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 136,725 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 12/17/2015 - H. Issei, Rias G., Gabriel, Grayfia L.
Naruto Ero no Kami reviews
[Heavy smut with serious plot] After spending eons screwing goddesses senseless, the Ero no Kami himself, Naruto Uzumaki was bored out of his mind. It had been ages since his had something interesting to do. So, he decided to take a trip through the worlds to find a entertainment... like fights and new goddesses. [NarutoXMassHaremofGoddesses]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,423 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Naruto U.
The Lord of the Stone Age reviews
Porn, inspirited by Fairy Tail chapter 489.5. During the Stone Age when men and women wagged war against each other, one man had risen to end it all, in his own way, simply because he wanted to have as many women as his property as possible. Watch, as the reason for the war between men and women became the first Lord of the Stone Age. [NatsuxMassHarem]
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Erza S., Lucy H., Mirajane S., Natsu D.
The Dragon Emperor and his sexy ladies reviews
Heavy Smut. It's very hard and stressful to be the Emperor of a massive Empire like Alvarez. But luckily for Natsu Dragneel, in the battle to win their beloved Emperor's affection, his girls of the Spriggan Elite Guards are more than willing to help their emperor relieve the stress, with a very interesting method. [NatsuxHarem]
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,481 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 5/11/2016 - Erza S., Mirajane S., Natsu D., Brandish
The Contract: The Pure reviews
Even though Jiraiya had done a very good job in training him, Naruto couldn't help but wonder if his current powers was enough to keep his promise to Sakura and bring back his best friend Sasuke. Lucky for him, a certain fox-lady sealed within his body got a perfect answer for his question. A 'purer' version of The Contract, same plot yet different flow. Smart/Strong Naruto/Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,272 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Contract reviews
Lemon Story... After returning from his two years training trip all Naruto want is keeping his promise with Sakura. But he know that Jiraiya didn't teach him any things useful other than some tips. Luckily for Naruto a certain Demon Queen was having her plan set on motion with a gorgeous promise of giving him power with just a small, pleasure price. [NarutoXHarem]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 183,112 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 3,555 - Follows: 3,273 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Jūbi/Ten-Tails
The Prince of Olympus: Sea of Monsters reviews
Sequel to the Prince of Olympus. Naruto now an Olympian Gods is slowly enjoying the forever life of a god with his beautiful lovers, taking care of his domains and working to become the best god like he promised himself. In this new adventure Naruto will continue what he does best and at the same time tries to adapt to the growing feeling of a certain wisdom goddess. [NarutoxHarem]
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,083 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 2,162 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Naruto U., Aphrodite, Athena, Artemis
The Prince of Olympus reviews
After the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto thought that he could finally start a life he always wanted, until two goddess apppear at Konoha and the true origin about his parent finally unfolded. Now walk into a new world with a new title, Naruto might never understand how much the world and his family need him. [NarutoxHarem] [Lemon in the future] All author's note deleted. Sequel coming
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 142,775 - Reviews: 5063 - Favs: 3,382 - Follows: 2,896 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 7/10/2015 - [Naruto U., Artemis, Aphrodite, Athena] - Complete