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Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Avengers.

Nicknames: You can call me Danni or Dancer, I don't mind

Age: 21

About me:

My favorite type of stories are ones that make me laugh, so most of my stuff will probably have humor in them. And romance too. I've actually decided to embrace the part of me that secretly loves angst so I'll probably slip some of that into my fics as well.

I read a variety of genres, mostly romance because that is what a lot of people write. Seriously, sometimes it's hard to find just a straight humor fic. There are times when all I need is a little laugh. I love action/adventure too. Keeps the adrenaline pumping.

About me, hmm, what more can I say? I guess I can point out that I read all type of couplings--these days mostly slash.

Some little extras: You can find me on tumblr under the name margaerygreyjoy and AO3 under the name thedrownedqueen.

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You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Strange Pleasures by Torean reviews
Ch. 27: "You have to go slow," he breathed, pressing gently down on Edward's fingers. "You have to treat it like your lover."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,290 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
You should know better, probably by Namicchi reviews
He knows how to handle this danger - Rivaille/Eren, miniature.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Eren Y., Auruo B. - Complete
Gives you Hell by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,593 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Attack of the Minivengers by loki-dokey reviews
That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,891 - Reviews: 2118 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Naruto: Shinobi Wars by Geor-sama reviews
There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 379,281 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Curdle by Torean reviews
Edward Elric from milk's point of view, I guess... RoyEd, "humor"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Momentum by fairytalevillain reviews
Loki appears in Tony's room one night and starts a chain of events that may or may not mean Tony falls for the one person he probably isn't meant to.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,043 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dear Natasha by javct reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Natasha is left in a coma and Clint writes letters to her; in hope that she can hear. "Dear Natasha..."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 131 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Torrid by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,918 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Holiday by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Another of my movie AU's. Castiel and Sam are unlucky in both life and love, so they swap houses for the holidays. Both find the experience highly...interesting. Dean/Castiel Sam/Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,088 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
White Winter Hymnal by newbluemoon reviews
Christmas AU fic. Writer!Dean walks into a café late at night on Christmas Eve, looking for inspiration for his next novel. Instead he finds librarian!Cas. Destiel. Warnings for graphic sex and run on sentences. Reviews appreciated.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Broken Mornings by Monamourz reviews
America has a morning of discovery, among other things.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - America, France - Complete
In Good Company by burningdarkfire reviews
Sometimes, lounging around in bed is the best way to spend a day. France/Prussia/Spain. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2011 - France, Prussia - Complete
Yours & Mine by Garnet-Moon reviews
In the darkened cabin of a ship the conquistador marks the pirate queen as his for all time. She belongs to him, no matter what and no-one will take her from him. She is his and he is hers. SpainXFem!England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2011 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
Rented To Be by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Your friends order you a blonde bombshell for a month, which you don't want in the first place and then, shows up, and just so happens to be male. Typical. Influenced by 'Absolute Boyfriend'. Future SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,542 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Object of Gossip by ZaKai reviews
Roy and Ed are sleeping together, and everyone knows it! Everyone... except for Roy and Ed. :Eventual RoyEd, Humor:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,899 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
Best Friends by Lamanth reviews
Drabble Collection – For better or for worse, no matter what, my girl will always come first. Ino/Temari Friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Ino Y., Temari
All the Fleeting Moments by Lamanth reviews
Drabble Series - Two completely different people. Sometimes they are like ships that pass in the night and sometimes their lives are twisted and intertwined. Sasuke/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 58,327 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Ino Y. - Complete
Life and Times of Dating an Italian Fashionista by Chainlinks reviews
Spain has terrible taste in clothing. Luckily for him, his boyfriend is well-versed in the fine art of shopping for a good Italian suit. Spain/Romano slash
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Birthday Present series III: Physical Education by Deep Rain reviews
Finland gets a referral, and Germany and Sweden are stuck with thoughts they wish to unthink, or at least optionally un-think when in front of their respective spouses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sweden, Finland
Door to Door by Canadino reviews
Do not open the door. It could be a zombie, an unwanted boyfriend of your brother's, or a persistant salesman by the name Antonio Carriedo. Spain/Romano, implied Germany/Italy, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Conquests of a Failed Gentleman by Pippin's Socks reviews
Okay, seriously, this is the UN. Kindly keep all nymphomaniacs outside the building. America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Anatomically Correct by Hazel-Beka reviews
Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 13822 - Favs: 6,521 - Follows: 4,942 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
An Oral Fixation by whereSilencebegins reviews
Roy noticed that Ed likes to put things in his mouth...RoyxEd drabble Last chapter now up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Whoopsies by flybynight00 reviews
Walls can fall without any warning. Happiness can arrive unexpectedly. Clavicles can lead to love.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,268 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Roy M., Edward E.
Ninja! by Ladelle reviews
In the real world, Naruto tries his darnedest to convince Sasuke that yes, he is indeed a ninja. One-shot, humor. Naru-Sasu-Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Good Morning, Ed by qlrk reviews
Edward hates mornings. And his body always woke up early--the traitor. But as he looks at the man before him, he sudenly remembers why. RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Ed the Handy Man by Muten Azuki reviews
I want to prove that Ed can have more jobs than Mario, Peter Griffin, and the stereotypical illegal immigrant. This is crack! Flames Welcome.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 130 - Words: 18,310 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
In Heat by BeautifulFiction reviews
Roy is tortured by a combination of summer's heat and Ed's presence. Can he keep his unspoken desire a secret, or will Ed see through straight through him? RoyxEd-ish.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
And Then They Got Bored by Rhen Nightshade reviews
Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Rivalry by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Eye See by Jelp reviews
Naruto was never one who would admit that Sasuke might snap at any time. SasuNaru. PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Piece Of Chocolate by PoisnousPixie reviews
It was the first time he'd ever gotten a piece of Chocolate for Valentine's day.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Unforeseen Consequences by Agent-G reviews
Ino tries to pull a prank on Naruto that backfires in the worse way as she is trapped in his mind. After she never sees Naruto the same way again. Taken over from Gaming Ikari but with new chapters later on. Naruto/Ino/Sakura, Tsunade/Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,718 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Remember how to flirt? by Kutsu reviews
We knew we were hot. We knew the girls loved us. We knew we'd bring any of them into bed if we wanted to. Thing was, I wasn't sure I wanted to anymore. Oneshot. Sasunaru, yaoi, rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Bet's A Bet by Tehri reviews
After losing a bet to Francis, Arthur is now forced to live with Alfred and do chores in his house while wearing only his Sexy Waiter outfit. But this is quite in his favour, because he wants to feel attractive and wanted again...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,322 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/19/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Stay On My Side Tonight by Konstantya reviews
Of all the places to run into your ex-wife, the Battle of Berlin has to be one of the worst. -Edelweiss Arc.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Inevitable by KageKitsune XXX reviews
“Nothing in the world is predestined Sasuke, except for you and me- we’re inevitable." NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Worst Laid Plans by UP2L8 reviews
Roy and Ed are happy together. Winry wishes she could believe it would last.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Edward E., Roy M., Winry R. - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Paper in Fire by UP2L8 reviews
Ed loves Roy, and Roy loves . . . Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,509 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Skins by Coco-Minu reviews
This is how to drink your hypocrisy down, how to become enamoured with your lies, how to live in your own skins. This is how to love a monster. JuugoxIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,830 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Juugo, Ino Y. - Complete
Mistaken by BeautifulFiction reviews
The morning after the night before, but was the passion Roy and Ed shared really just a drunken mistake? Roy/Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,516 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Yours, Always Yours by Lamanth reviews
ONE SHOT – It’s true that love can hurt, but sometimes it’s worth it just to be able to have someone kiss you better. Or just kiss you period. Naruto/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Invisalign by randomlvr1 reviews
Rest assured - braces are not just painful, they're kinky, too. That makes up for it, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wedding Sniper by Inori Ishii reviews
A wedding sniper is at large. Posing as couple that's soon to march the aisle, it's up to Detective Yamanaka Ino and Sergeant Uzumaki Naruto to solve the case. As duty and desire tangled them in a web of escalating danger, will they be able to succeed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,679 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
The Victory Kiss by EverythingIsMagic reviews
England was going to kiss America, and nothing, save the King himself, was going to stop him. Victory in Europe Day, 1945- AmericaxEngland. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/15/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Best Laid Plans by whereSilencebegins reviews
Very loose companion fic to the Perfect Love Affair. Ed wants to get raped and he wants Roy to do it... No actual rape RoyxEd plotless SMUT
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Man's Best Friend by CerealK reviews
Everyone knows the term ‘Monster In Law’. Uchiha Sasuke learns exactly how literal that term can be when he meets his new boyfriend’s dog. Let the battle begin!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two Ways About It by VIII of XIII reviews
In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,809 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Blonds by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
NaruSasuIno. They're loud. They're annoying. They're stupid. They're reckless. And yet, Sasuke just can't get enough of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ino Y. - Complete
Early to Rise by EverythingIsMagic reviews
England has always been a morning person, someone who believes it's best to be up with the dawn. But America has other ideas. Sleeping in? That's what Saturday mornings are for! Now he just needs to convince England of it... AmericaxEngland. Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Dime a dozen by Small Tuesday reviews
50themes. We're out of toilet paper, she said to him. He tossed her a leaf. We're out of meat, he said a few days later. She tossed him his dog.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
Words For Thoughts by Konstantya reviews
Only Austria would still manage to use precise speech when drunk. AustriaxHungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hungary, Austria - Complete
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
All Eyes On You by myfailsafe reviews
AU HS. To hopefully win the heart of a certain pink haired maiden, Naruto pitches the insane idea to cross the line and his clothes. It just so happens he makes a beautiful girl, at least Sasuke thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,170 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Saving Me by KageKitsune XXX reviews
At some point, whether they want one or not, everyone needs a hero. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Taken to Extremes by snappleducated reviews
The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Teambuilding 101 by aconstantsinging reviews
Kiba and Ino on cross-team training. Cracky drabblefic, written on prompt from MomerathsOutgrabe28.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
Dating Edward Elric by midnite dreams reviews
Maes Hughes has targeted Edward Elric as his latest 'find a wife' victim, so how did it happen that Roy is the one going on a date? Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,614 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 3,632 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Little Sadist by Church-Of-Yaoi reviews
Hidan's bored. Deidara's sleepy. Yay. Contains: Yaoi, lemon...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Oedipus Complex by Canadino reviews
If Freud said that children could be attracted to their parents, can this logic apply to nations as well? ..Of course! France/Canada, US/UK, Spain/SItaly. T for attempted smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Nibinlotwen reviews
She didn’t need to be told. She knew Hinata had left, had known ever since last Christmas Eve. - InoHina, ShikaTema, and many more! Now completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 49,177 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Hinata H., Ino Y. - Complete
Bad Day by ZaKai reviews
Some days are worse than others, but even bad days can end on a good note with the one you love. :yaoi, RoyEd, Oneshot:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Status Quo Ante Bellum by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Elizaveta clearly despised everything vaguely relating to Gilbert of the Pretend Prussian Race--except for his younger brother, who was the only exception. It did not help that Gilbert existed. :Austria/Hungary/Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Association Socialistic by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Ludwig was pretty aware that he wasn't the easiest person to get along with--unless you were his brother, his brother's friend, his brother's friend's girlfriend, etc. So, it was no wonder that he only had two friends. :Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Onomatopoeia by DarkBlysse reviews
Ed looked over his shoulder at Roy and felt a slight blush creep up his neck as Roy leaned forward to grab the book, pinning him against the bookshelf in the process. Roy/Ed, Yaoi, Lemon, Library!Sex
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Of Frogs and Ninja by Cali0623 reviews
It was supposed to be a routine sparring session. But when Naruto gets distracted while attempting to use his new technique, the results are disastrous. Once again, it's up to Sasuke to fix the idiot's mistake. NaruSasuNaru - Spoilers through chapter #438
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Princess Charming by Coco-Minu reviews
This was not a fairytale. But it was close enough. Oneshot, InoxSakura. Yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
My Landslide Companion by Silent Nacht reviews
He spends too much time dwelling on the new memories. His tongue carries the permanent taste of flowers and Feliciano's saliva. Germany/N. Italy. WWII setting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Bet On It by Rai Lockhart reviews
Ino takes Naruto's bet the day before Valentine's, and she is in for a surprise on the number one day of love this year. Oneshot. NaruIno. R&R, please?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Touch and Go by Silent Nacht reviews
Nothing is simple for Germany. WWII setting, Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Coffea Arabica by Silent Nacht reviews
England's tea isn't nearly as dirty as America's mouth. England/America. Blatant silliness and fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2008 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Call me daddy by Dashed reviews
“I want to have a baby…” Ino said “and I want you to be the father.” Honesty there wasn’t anything Sakura could think to say to that. Sakura/Ino. Used to be called baby hell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,875 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Perfect Pair by mysterious-mask reviews
Naruto's back and he has a daughter?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,567 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Diagnosis: Clueless by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
If the Shoe Doesn't Fit by Thorn In Your Side reviews
What if the shoe didn't fit Cinderella? A desperate Prince Sasuke turns to his best friend for help. After all, Suigetsu's a great head in a crisis--except he wants Sasuke too, and he won't let some pink haired bimbo snap him up. SuiSasu SakuKarin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Sakura H., Karin - Complete
Boredom by ZaKai reviews
Ed is bored and he wants Roy to entertain him. :RoyEd, Oneshot:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
What's New Pussycat? by Lamanth reviews
ONE SHOT – Trick or treat? Sasuke just couldn’t work out which he’d be on the receiving end of. Sasuke/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Mystries of Art by Kikiko reviews
Ed discovers that he likes fine art. RoyxEd NC-17.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Serendipity by KageKitsune XXX reviews
We keep meeting in the strangest places and the strangest times. The universe knows we belong together, why don't you? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Senses by Jelp reviews
Sometimes the senses can be beautifully overwhelming. NaruSasu. PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kissing Lesson by Songstone reviews
Itachi Uchiha was fourteen-years-old, a straight A student, and he had never been kissed. This is where his best friend comes into play. Deidara takes it upon himself to be the teacher and give the Uchiha a lesson he could use. A kissing Lesson.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Differences by Candlelight by Circius reviews
Deidara finds Itachi wrapping a wound, and thinks about his relationship with the Uchiha...seduction occurs. Itachi resists. Deidara gets mad. ItaDei with a hint of DeiIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Pink Umbrellas by Feilyn reviews
Sakura's a disillusioned bar tender, and Naruto's been stalking her a month now. However, once she actually takes the time to get to know him, she wonders if she hasn't been a little quick to judge. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Morning After by Lamanth reviews
ONE SHOT – As a ninja you are trained to asses and deal with any situation, to ask only the most important and vital of questions. Who am I? Where am I? Why am I naked? Sasuke/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Please, Stay by Winds of Water reviews
Roy teams up with Edward to pull off the most dangerous mission to date... Roy's mother, in order to cover up a lie Roy told her. It's just acting though, right? Pretending to be engaged is just another mission. So why is it becoming so personal? Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,323 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
A Party Befitting a Fangirl by BakaNekoSan reviews
In an effort to finally have Sakura visit him, Naruto invites Sasuke over to his house. What the two were not expecting out of it was a party that practically screamed: MATCH MAKING! SasuNaru Fluff Lime
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,110 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Miss Independent by pixieface Lust reviews
Sasuke's met his match. She's miss: independent, keep your distance, out of my way, PLAY IT SMART. Can Sasuke be the one to make her fall in love? "there's a first time for everything" In the end, who was hooked on who?-oneshot- plus a thank you from me
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
SasukeIno Oneshots! by InNeverland reviews
A collection of SasukeIno oneshots! Please don't flame my stories or this pairing. Thanks!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Ino Y., Sasuke U.
Gentlemen Prefer Blonds by temlim reviews
Mission or no mission, it was absolutely unacceptable for Naruto to leave him alone in a dirty, crowded bar while going off to seduce the enemy... shounen-ai of the SasuNaru variety
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,345 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Definition of Love by ZaKai reviews
Um... I... love you..." Ed said nervously in a quiet tone. When Roy didn’t respond, Ed said in disappointment, "But... you don’t love me, do you...?" ::drabble, oneshot, light fluff. RoyEd::
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secert so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 3,523 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Just a Normal Day by Hiki-chan reviews
Oneshot; SasuNaru. Naruto had never expected the day when Sakura would come up to him and say, ‘You’d make the perfect bride for Sasuke-kun’, but the day did come, and boy was Naruto in for a shock.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To be Wanted by DeathofME18 reviews
Ino finds herself coming home to lonely nights, but tonight seems to be different. After letting Shikamaru and Chouji go, Ino finds herself in a situation with her Hokage who proposes something. This night never happened...MAJOR LEMON! WARNING!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Stuck in the Closet by DeathofME18 reviews
Whats worse than being stuck in a closet? Well try doing that with Kiba Inuzuka. What is Ino to do? Will she kill him or will they start enjoying each others company? Let the sponge war commense! MAJOR LEMON WARNING! Please review and enjoy...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Becoming Clean by DeathofME18 reviews
Slight sequel to 'Drinking your sorrow away'. Ino comes home from a mission and Naruto knows how to help her become clean...Lemon Alert, you have been warned...NarXIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Streak by FeriWiccan reviews
Summary: It was hard for Edward to talk about his submissive streak. M for PWP, D/s. Just plain smut.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
A Traditional Fairy Tale by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Locked in his ivory tower, Prince Sasuke schemes the murder of his brother, King Itachi the Crazy and Greatly Feared. And then, the knight in shining armour he never wanted turns up...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
15 Fragments of Yamanaka Ino by clockwork starlight reviews
Being a kunoichi is being strong because of your gender, not despite it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Ino Y. - Complete
You Owe Me by Lolligaggin reviews
Completed. AU. At first it was a favor. Ino Yamanaka didn't know that growing up meant dealing with all this. Sometimes stumbling upon a nuisance isn't always a bad thing. NarutoXIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,704 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sixth Year Itch by nfmadprops04 reviews
DMHG: Hermione is a grand prefect. Draco, a slut. What happens when a dark Malfoy family secret is revealed and Draco wants more? When he wants her? [M for language, occasional smut, violence, drug content, adult situations and intense themes.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 105,092 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pancakes and 'Partments by laurelangel reviews
Usually, when Sasuke woke to the feeling of foreign chakra present in his home, it was because ninja were attempting to assassinate him. Either that or one of his more intelligent stalkers finally figured out how to pick the new locks on his front door.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like Ramen: A Dating Story by On Permanent Hiatus reviews
Ino believes Sasuke's the only boy that any girl could want. Will dating other boys make her change her mind? Could she possibly change THEIR minds about her? Inox? every chapter. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,522 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Ino Y. - Complete
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This Game We Play by Peach Tuesday's reviews
"You better not have danced like this with anyone else but me, you hear woman?" KibaSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Breaking & Entering by Ane S. Thesia reviews
She said they had a serious problem, and he agreed. Didn't mean either of them cared.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Get Me a Wife by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Teach Me by Hiki-chan reviews
[Oneshot: SasuNaruSasu] So, getting stuck with teaching Sakura and the dobe to swim huh? Not so easy if Sakura is always trying to cling on to you with fake tears while I’m trying to keep my hands off the dobe. [Warning: Light lime!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Plans for a Seduction by kaotic312 reviews
For her own good, Ino must be seduced. KibaxIno. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,164 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Abort, Retry, Fail at Life by baka deshi reviews
Lying in bed next to Amestris's number one most eligible bachelor, sometimes Roy Mustang had to wonder what Ed got out of all this. RoyEd, fluff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Rain and Chocolate by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are forced to spend a depressing, rainy night together. Mildly slashy. Cute slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Destructive love by Aralka reviews
Sasuke Uchiha and Ino Yamanaka were probably the most destructive couple in whole Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The Art of Unspoken Words by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
Saying nothing is an art unto itself. Sequel to 'The Forgetting Game'. InoxNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Forgetting Game by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
He said, ‘Naruto, if you’re considered old enough to kill for your village, then you’re old enough to drink whatever the hell you want.’ Oneshot InoxNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reconstruction by Erisabesu reviews
Set four years after the timeskip during Konoha’s reconstruction, when Naruto finds that it’s not only the village in need of fortification. [SasuNaruSai triangle, InoSaku on the side] Yaoi, spoilers up to chapter 337.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,147 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Underneath It All by Ane S. Thesia reviews
Yamanaka Ino stumbles upon an old aquaintance and sparks unwittingly fly. But something has changed now... What IS solitude, anyway?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,243 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
MasterCard Commercial Parody by Bookkbaby reviews
SasuNaru. Sasuke and Naruto do the MasterCard commercial. YAOI. Short, funny, and cute. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Twenty Comrades Think About Yamanaka Ino by Kaara reviews
A compilation of thoughts regarding a certain loudmouthed kunoichi. VariousIno. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Ino Y. - Complete
An Unfortunate Case of Hypothermia by Witch of Darkness reviews
Are you tired of poorly writen lemons? Are you ever amazed at the lack of realistic behavioral motivations on the part of the numerous and often outlandish characters that appear in Naruto? Well, this story won't help you. If anything it will make your
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Itachi U., Ino Y. - Complete
Enticement by desolate butterfly reviews
[A NaruIno ficlet] Ino notices Naruto. And she makes sure he notices her right back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Friends With Benefits by madHATTERo0 reviews
[chapter eight: conclusions part two] The mood! You’re totally screwing it up! The perfect moment could have been ten seconds ago, but you had to go and make it an unperfect moment! [naruino] and a dash of [kibahina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,408 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
As They Seem by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
[AU] Deidara and Itachi, cigarettes and an art studio with heating that doesn't work. 'There is no truth. There is only perception.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Sunflower Flowergirl by afriendtosell reviews
Sometimes, it just works. [Blatant sexual!fluff.] [InoXNaru][NaruXIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Reluctant Hero by firefly reviews
There were literally hundreds of thousands of leaves concealing what she'd lost. Sakura never would have found it, had it not been for the help of a certain Inuzuka. KibaSakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Complete
Quiet Beauty by gretchen8642 reviews
roy and havoc on a couch! this is gonna be good. rated m for smut. oneshot compelte.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins by blackrose113 reviews
Seven deadly sins. Four missions gone wrong. Sometimes things don’t always go the way they’re planned. Sometimes you have to deal. Some people do it differently than others. Gaara. Hinata. Ino. Sakura. Shikamaru. Tenten. Temari. Slight InoShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,972 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
As I See It by Link and Luigi reviews
They have to take it one year at a time. Everyone will see the same event in a different fashion. Somehow, a story seems more complete this way. partially AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 91 - Words: 179,658 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
Fireworks by FlamesEmbrace reviews
Ah, spring... The songs of birds, the smell of flowers, the gentle THWAK of Cupid's shruiken... For some, love hurts. On kapaa, chocolate syrup and the absurdity of True Love. Fluffy SasuNaru. Complete! R to be safe...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,837 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Primer: Lost Chapters by Link and Luigi reviews
More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 2221 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
Serpentine Romeo by Black Rapture reviews
She never really thought about love until it snuck up behind her and ripped her world in half. More proof that Cupid has a dark sense of humor. A/N: As one of my older and therefore bad works, I declare this story condemned. Read at your own peril.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,877 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Colorblind by tedabug reviews
Fred and Angelina, best mates and much more have been keeping secrets from family and friends. How long can they keep from getting busted when her family hates Fred and George thinks it's all a joke? COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,173 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/26/2003 - Published: 10/20/2003 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Acting Out by Sunfreak reviews
Ino is growing up, and chooses to rebel in a very unexpected way. Inonaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/8/2003
Emotions Running High by DarkShadowFlame reviews
[HarryDraco] On a mission for S.P.E.W., Hermione accidentally gives Harry a healthy dose of emotion enhancer potion. How will Hogwarts handle a hyper Harry? More to the point, how will Draco Malfoy handle a hyper Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Resonsibilities by Chibijac reviews
This is my first Fred Angelina fic and i don't know a good way to summarize it. I'm HORRIBLE at summaries. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,663 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/5/2002 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Fred W., Angelina J. - Complete
Double Dare by Silvia Kundera reviews
Draco is a self-satisfied little bastard. Harry is ridiculously tolerant. Boys are stubborn. It's just like the books! Just shorter and gayer. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
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180 Days of Love and Letters reviews
"You can't hurry love. It will find you." Tired of hearing these words, Elizabeta Hédeváry embarks on a 6-month journey to find true love. With the help of a frying pan and her best friend, she struggles to prove that love is not a waiting game.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 236,237 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Hungary, Prussia
One Week reviews
And when all was said and done, they couldn't even remember how the fight started. AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Soldier Next Door reviews
It's 1940 and France has surrendered to Germany. As German soldiers move into his town, Francis Bonnefoy only wishes to avoid them. He didn't expect to fall in love with one or be forced to choose between his new found happiness and doing what's right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,784 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - France, Prussia
It's Not Me, It's You reviews
Francis Bonnefoy is a famous writer who only requires a pretty face to be his muse, clean his house and listen to his problems. But when his last 'boy toy' walks out on him, he's left desperately in need of a replacement. Enter Gilbert Beilschmidt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,793 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - France, Prussia
A Song for the Silent reviews
He was broken, but not beyond repair. He eased her loneliness with his music and she healed him with her love. A song doesn't always have to end when the keys stop moving. Austria/Hungary. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,908 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hungary, Austria - Complete
Hamlet said Much Ado to Romeo and Juliet's Hetalia reviews
The countries act out some of Shakespeare's greatest works. England is offended.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Twisted Angels reviews
Virtue does not come without a price. Goodness does not hold no consequence. When a gift becomes a burden and a blessing becomes a curse and Heaven seems farther than before. Companion to Seven Sinners but can stand alone. Chapter 7, Austria: Humility
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,773 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Canada - Complete
Traveling Soldier reviews
He had an hour until he left and thought sitting in the diner would be a good way to pass the time. She was too young to be dealing with a traveling soldier, but when he asked if he could write to her, she didn't hesitate to say yes. Austria/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Hungary, Austria - Complete
Seven Sinners reviews
Remember me. Touch me. Know me. Fear me. Give me. Feed me. Leave me. These are the cries of those that suffer. Rated T for language and sexual content. Chapter 7, Romano: Sloth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Prussia - Complete
A Toast to Four Spinsters reviews
In which there is time to reflect, drinks to consume and eulogies to compose. "And what is your sympathy except another reminder that I will not be getting laid tonight?" Oh the joys of crack. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Baggage Check reviews
When he couldn't catch her at the airport he took it upon himself to return her luggage. In the process, he gets a peek into the life of this curious stranger and remembers the most importants things that he thought he had lost. NaruSaku. AU. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Usuratonkachi Wedding reviews
"Naruto, Ino is sick, so I need you to be my maid of honor. Wait, what?" A story of love, cake, and dresses one size too small. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,429 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Shoe Analogy reviews
When Ino left the ball, she left long before the clock struck midnight. A short story about the complexities of a shoe, even when it fits. AU. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Ino Y. - Complete
The Way They Were reviews
"Happily Ever After is a sadistic phrase invented to lure us into a false sense of security when it comes to our relationships. Yours included, Naruto". A short story in which Naruto learns love is only step one. SasuNaru. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heat Wave reviews
His bad decisions had bad outcomes...or were they good? He was unsure and the heat wasn't helping. NaruIno. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
An Interview with Yamanaka Ino reviews
“Is the only reason that you and everyone else in the goddamn village have been asking me these questions because everyone else is either dead, insane, or hiding in some godforsaken cave?” Rated T for language, slight NaruIno. One-shot. RE-DONE/EDITED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Ino Y. - Complete
Nine Months reviews
Each month is unique...though not necessarily good. NaruIno. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,617 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Mistakes reviews
She messed up once and she never thought she'd be given a second chance. NaruIno, rated T for language. One-shot. RE-DONE/EDITED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete