Let me tell you a story, children. There once was a little tweeny bopper who created a fanfiction.net account, posting to the world her writing (though terrible it may be) until one day she decides to reboot it.
She was 15.
Fast forward 10 years (dear god, has it been that long? I feel fsking old) and she, in her college studies (yes, you heard correctly. College. Fsking. Studies) has to write a fanfiction for her Children's Lit class, focusing on Harry Potter. Now, seeing as she has been out of the game for so long, decides to see if she even has a fanfiction account any longer in order to post her latest creation for the masses to consume. And yes, ladies and gentlemen, she does. And for the life of her, she could not remember her password. Lamenting her woes to her fiance, for her horrid fiction of the past still up on the site and she cannot log in, he proceeds to (against her pleading) read her old stories...And laugh...Hysterically (It's all in good fun though ;P). Meanwhile, she is desperately trying to log on, but alas, the damage is done and she only remembers her password from those days of old mere moments after he had finished skimming her works.

And that is where we are now, dear readers.