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Joined 06-10-04, id: 606868, Profile Updated: 08-11-10
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.
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Kind Of Since Forever by liten-kiddo reviews
Claire grew up always knowing Quil was there. But now thats shes older, she isn't so sure she wants to be friends with him. In fact, shes pretty sure she wants more...Not knowing what was meant to be. Worse, she's the only one who doesn't know. Requested
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,726 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 10/9/2007
Roots by liten-kiddo reviews
Aidyn moved back to Forks with her family, but when they get ther, nothing is as she remembers. Theres a group of half naked boys running around that seem..off. A group of boys who seem all too interested in her family. And more importantly, Aidyn herself
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 10/3/2007
Honest to Merlin by brite knee reviews
Nola is tired of being put second. Teddy&OC. CONTAINS DH SPOILERS. Originally posted on HPFF under the penname amdk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,534 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/27/2007 - OC, Teddy L.
The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 284,222 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6681 - Favs: 3,744 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Morning Calls for a Certain Part Veela by linking reviews
15 years-old Victoire Weasley was a top-student, a member of one of the largest and most famous families of all time, as well as being as beautiful as humanly-or not-possible. But then why was it so hard to find the right guy? Review, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,924 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
Nobody Sees Me Wishing by solitaireclay07 reviews
Ivy Bennett was that girl eyeing Sirius Black during their Defense Against the Dark Arts exam. She didn't mean to do it - in fact, she doesn't even like Sirius in that way. She was glad that he never noticed her. Well, in a way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 163 - Words: 167,364 - Reviews: 5601 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Some Things Are Worth Dying For by fanta-faerie reviews
Jake REALLY wants to hold her hand. But the six pairs of vampire eyes behind them aren't quite going to let him...funny!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
Condemned by That Vintage Dress reviews
Finally you cry because you know that you will never escape from loving him. A different kind of QuilClaire story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
The Incoherent Ramblings of a Twisted Mind by johnnydicaprio reviews
I want to be a cherry. A cherry. No I don't want to be some random cherry sitting on a random tree. I want to be a specific cherry. Why, you ask? Why would I want to be a cherry? Because she eats them everywhere. Constantly. And it's killing me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
30 Reasons Why Bella Should Choose Mike Newton by Iamwiththewolf reviews
Bella and Mike. Don't you want to know why?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Disaster: See also, Remus J Lupin, lovelife of by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,510 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
When It Comes to an End by linking reviews
George couldn't follow Fred... no matter how hard he ran, how loud he screamed. Then he realized, realized what had really happened... But it couldn not be his brother, the shell in front of him... One-shot, salute to Fred Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/6/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Beautiful Addiction ♣♠ Revised and Revisited ♠♣ by Autumn Amethyst reviews
REWRITE Lily knew she shouldn't. She was lying to her friends and everyone else. James was a Cavillor, and she an Ausculto. They were fundamentally incompatible, and yet charged with bringing everyone together. As if that would happen without a storm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,322 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 12/20/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Curiosity by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus has always been curious about Lily Evans, but kept his distance. Now, he wants to do nothing of the sort. RLLE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Clouds In My Coffee by Lady Bracknell reviews
Parties like this are for nameless drinks and faceless people, Sirius thinks, and drowning out the world for a while so they can pretend it doesn't exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Absolute Shocker! by James-RoxMySox reviews
Lily Evans is your average teenage girl,with a chocolate chip cookies obsession, issues with coordinatation and not exactly fond of James Potter. Diary of our beloved, engimatic Red head Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,504 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Confessions Of Lily Evans by DemonicBallerina reviews
Maybe James isn’t really as bad as I’ve always made him out to be. Like, what if he was actually trying to flatter Snape that time he got down on one knee and asked him if he would ‘go to the prom’ with him? ...Actually, maybe not...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,365 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Under The Table by Lady Bracknell reviews
Sirius persuades a reluctant Tonks to take an even more reluctant Remus out for a drink on his birthday. Will there be a spark of something other than mutual annoyance between them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,183 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Happy New Year by Lukitene reviews
“Have you ever seen the sky as clear as it is now?” Remus Lupin asks noone in particular.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Save the World by the object lesson reviews
The missing scene at the end of Half Blood Prince. Do you really think that Ginny Weasley would've taken that? GWHP, I'm keeping the rating at T but beware a few bad words...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Moment of Truth by MrsTater reviews
Shoulder to shoulder with Moody, Tonks took a firm stance and poised to cast her Patronus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
House of Cards by Lady Bracknell reviews
After a night’s drinking, Tonks ends up in Remus’ bed, with no idea how she got there. He takes the opportunity to prove that his inner Marauder is not so much dead and buried, as waiting for an opportunity to pounce.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Diaries of the Perfection of Sirius Black by Elven Dagger reviews
You will do well to note that these are probably the most historically important and perfect documents you will ever enounter. I graciously allow you to join me as I prank, babble and blither my way through school. I am Sirius Black and I am sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Sirius B.
Notes Found By Argus Filch During Spring Cleaning by wendy clear and peggy sue reviews
The story of George, Fred, Alicia, Lee, Katie and Angelina during the fifth year told through notes passed to eachother during the year. Our first story, please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,516 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004
Redundancy Revamped by charmingly-holly reviews
The prose behind the dialogue. The thoughts, actions, and revelations that surrounded Lily and James during my alldialogue piece, Redundancy. It involves butter. And dinner rolls. And other stuff. Mmhmm...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,012 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Those Hazel Eyes by Eowebriviel reviews
Katie is entering her last year at Hogwarts. She has been hurt by a certain Hufflepuff and her feelings towards her Quidditch Captain are confusing her. Some OWKB fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,117 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
The Taxi Cab by KrazieKim522 reviews
What happens when the Harry Potter characters get stuck in a taxi cab with a very annoying Sirius Black? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Sirius B.
Redundancy by charmingly-holly reviews
“Lily, getting you to go out with me is not a challenge. It’s an impossible feat that will only result in death or dismemberment. Or castration, though hopefully you’ll be kind enough to stick with the other options. But I have my doubts.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Lily and James, Sirius! How Could You? by sheltielover reviews
A crater in the middle of the street, so deep it had cracked the sewer below. Bodies everywhere. Muggles screaming. And Black standing there laughing, with what was left of Pettigrew in front of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Sirius B.
Favorites by The Big Dance reviews
Everyone believes that James is the favorite. But he's not. Everyone believes Lily is awesome. But she's not. And they'll do anything to prove it. Don't believe me? Read this and find out! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,550 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Obliviate by magicalme32 reviews
If Harry wasn't to die, if Voldemort was defeated, if all that was wanted to be accomplished was… and Harry wanted to obliviate everything from his memory, what would happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Harry P.
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Understand by Scallywag reviews
‘Well, with any luck he’ll die of a urinary track infection and his family will all catch syphilis and be doomed to sexual solitude for eternity’ Harry said, trying to instil some hope in them.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,712 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Must Remember: Think First by eloelay reviews
HIATUS MWPP 'Ive got to meet Moira,' Art said matter of factly. 'Moira Briggs...' Sirius asked. 'Yeah, how'd you know...' 'I just know her.' 'Hm, You really do know everyone.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Sirius B.
Longing by The-Lone-Lemon reviews
a short poem inspired by Lyras sacrifice, rating is just to be safe.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/30/2005
Sirius Randomness by Siriusly Deluded reviews
Ok, this isn't a real story it's just excerpts from a bunch of other stories. These are some of my favorite random, hilarious, Sirius moments. They are very funny! So sit back and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Sirius B.
Jobberknoll Feathers by Lady Luckless reviews
MWPP - "And contrary to popular belief I am not a martian."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
This Life was Never Hers to Live by TheNightIsFading reviews
My version of what happened to Will and Lyra under that tree...(PG13, because it describes sex kinda, but not in a racy or distasteful way. It should probably be PG, but just to be safe...)
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2004
Ignorance by James-RoxMySox reviews
Lily Evans was a girl i had never met before my 7th year, she was sweet, kind, shy and blended into the background but gradually i noticed the magnificent wall flower. Doesn't follow cannon, JL
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
No such thing as a match made in heaven by MysticTraveler reviews
Katie Bell came to Hogwarts thinking that life would be quiet & simple. Boy, was she wrong. Now she's being followed by a persistent Oliver Wood, and her boy-crazy friends are falling for every single male, and hoping to get her in on the action.COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,821 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Oliver W.
Different by Gorgoglo45 reviews
Lilly Evans is different. She dresses different, she thinks different and she acts different. But the thing that makes her so different is that she caught the eye of James Potter. There is only one problem....she hates James and everything he stands for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,637 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Hell Tastes Sweet by Sanae reviews
Post-OotP. I, Pansy Parkinson, am deeply, madly in love with the worst possible sort of wizard. Mr Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,471 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Awakening by James-RoxMySox reviews
Harry receives a mysterious book from Lupin and it tells the intriguing tale of how his parents came to be together through the eyes of unlikely onlooker. Slightly AU due to OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,640 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
About a Boy by xKonstantinex reviews
This is the story of a girl, much like yourself, and a boy, much like that boy over there who you’ve been lusting over for quite some time now, and how they, of all people, ended up falling in love.JamesLily-Non cliched LoveHate Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Once You've Flipped by i-luv-ae reviews
A poem about confusing romance, response to book, Flipped.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/16/2004
Behind Hogwarts' Walls by black-lily73 reviews
Oliver Wood heads back to Hogwarts for his final year. No offense to JK, but hopefully this will be a more realistic account of teenagers, school, and love, among other things. Please RR! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Oliver W.
When We Were Little by Allie-Marina reviews
Two different parts of the story are going on. One half preHogwarts, the other at Hogwarts. Their childhood friendship is abandoned, but someone needs to fix it before they miss their last chance. Not a companion piece. OliverKatie
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,234 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Oliver W.
Riding the Line Between Love and Hate by Allie-Marina reviews
Katie Bell hates Oliver but she does 'things' to him, that she isn't *supposed* to kno about, just by being her cute self.can b funny/angsty/PERVERTED/fluffy&plain confusing.quite a coaster ride.works w/book exactly.Oliver's 7thyr(HP's 3) Chptr 29 is up!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,054 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Something About Katie by Allie-Marina reviews
How Oliver thinks: Quidditch, Quidditch, Quidditch, Katie, Quidditch...Oliver's POV-7th year. Companion to
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,226 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.
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Galvanize reviews
I bake compulsively. I tell awkward jokes at equally awkward dinner parties & I am always in danger of mooning someone. And now I have to put up with a pack of werewolves that refuse to leave me alone. Good luck to me eh?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,595 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Jacob
My Case of Unluck reviews
The name's Lupin, Remus Lupin. As a werewolf, painful transformations and unaccommodating cravings are my habit. As an incredibly awkward being, it seems I will never find a girl willing to put up with me. Excuse me while I go bang my head against a wall.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,480 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Remus L., OC
Addiction reviews
[STOPPED]Could it be that someone so charismatic can be with someone so serious? Oliver can't stand Katie's antics, so why does he put up with them? Why does Katie act up when he's around? As complete opposites, why the hell are they always together! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,613 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Loving Sirius Black reviews
Unfortunately, STOPPED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,146 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Sirius B.