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Joined 09-01-14, id: 6069022, Profile Updated: 08-14-16
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Hi there. You can call me Rits.


Call me.


(Kind of).

Basically? I write smut. Plotless. Senseless. Unnecessary. Smut.

Because it's wicked fun.

I may be completely rubbish at it, but that's kinda why I'm here—to practice. So any advice/tips you have?

Send it my way.

What's that? You want to know more about me? Well, settle in then and I shall enlighten you, because everybody loves talking about themselves and I am no exception. Where should I begin? Oh yes

1.) I have a deep and abiding love for TV shows. All kinds—I don't discriminate. I'm an addict.

2.) I'm a university student. I plan on getting my PhD. (So, you're going to have to call me Dr. Rits)

3.) Chocolate is my kryptonite.

4.) Brown sugar is my favourite ingredient to cook with.


5.) It's been 29 days since I planted my garden. Surprisingly, nothing has died yet. I'll keep you updated. Everything is dead. There will be no more updates.

So that's me in a couple lines.

If you want to chat, feel free to PM me--we can bond over our mutual love of strawberries, Richard Armitage and predictable romcom movies.

Until then,

Rits xx

Midnight Encounters reviews
A series of smut filled one-shots—mostly unconnected, but completely debaucherous
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,494 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/24/2020 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Thorin, Bard, Fíli, Kíli