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Author has written 1 story for Soul Eater.

Hello! My name is Haley. Female. I am a fucking 14-year-old nerd who's obsessed with fictional characters. I'm very very American. That is all.

I ship it all. I seriously can't get into anything without ending up shipping shit. I don't really care what orientation it is either. Love is love, peeps. Deal with it.

Favorite...

Slash/Yaoi shipping: Creek (Craig & Tweek) from South Park & USUK (Alfred/America & Arthur/England) from Hetalia

Fem!Slash/Yuri shipping: Bubbline or Sugarless gum (Marceline & Princess Bubblegum) from Adventure time or Korasami (Korra and Aysami) from Avatar:LOK

Het shipping: SoMa (Soul & Maka) from Soul Eater or TamaHaru (Tamaki & Haruhi) from Ouran High school host club

OT3: The fryingpangle (Prussia x Austria x Hungary) from Hetalia

If you wanna talk I'm totally down with that. Just hit me up and I'll (Eventually) get back to you. Remember that I love you and have a great day!

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-Message Received- by 4orny reviews
Collection of South Park TEXT MESSAGES!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 31,110 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/13/2019 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Taking Baby From A Candy by kyleisgod reviews
Cartman and Wendy have given birth, but can't agree on what to name their daughter. The result? Total destruction! CartmanxWendy, ButtersxLexus, Kenny (as Mysterion) x Butters if you choose to see that, and Kenny (as Mysterion) x Cartman if you choose to see that.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,985 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B., Mysterion
Just Business by Alister312 reviews
Nine years after La Resistance and the war, Gregory and Christophe are called back to South Park to assassinate Eric Cartman, who has become a serial killer that targets women and gay men. Gregory's plan to lure Eric to them? Pretend-date one another. [Please go to the link on my profile for a better updated version of this story!]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,106 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Christophe, Eric Cartman, Gregory, Stan M. - Complete
Once Upon a Summer's Eve by IAmSheWhoIsMe reviews
Medieval AU: Raven has been living with a royal family for ten years in safety, free from her mysterious past, with her sister Princess Starfire. When their father requests her to be married off for the sake of the kingdom's safety, she dutifully agrees. Her life is completely changed the minute she leaves the castle and finds a boy that could save her from darkness. BBRae, RobStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,382 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/21/2014
In Your Worst Nightmares by MarshieMello-Cookies reviews
After the incident of Stan getting trapped in Facebook, Kyle is put in a similar situation. However, he finds himself stuck in Fan-Fiction. net! Kyle must complete five fanfics featuring himself to escape the clutches of this digital nightmare. Of course, the internet shall show no mercy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,004 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Kyle B.
Recount the Night that I First Met Your Mother ((one-shot)) by xB0NES reviews
Meeting your significant other's parents is always difficult. It's...always this difficult, right? ((T for safety?)) ((bebe x clyde))
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Bebe S., Clyde D. - Complete
You Were Always There by SpellboundWinter reviews
You were here one minute and the next you were gone. It's like I blinked and it happened so fast. I never got over it. I never stopped thinking of who we were then. What we were. How we used to be. It continued to haunt me like some sort of specter. KevinxLizzy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Kevin S., Lizzy
Coffee Boy by Grymmeoir reviews
Craig and his little sister never really got along very much...that is until one fateful day, she asked him to come with her to a certain coffee shop. CREEK
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Sorry by Impassive Tears reviews
Edited. Craig's messed up, but that's okay, because he's got the tools to fix it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] Kenny M. - Complete
Kafkaesque by SpellboundWinter reviews
I've come up with a hypothesis; life is nothing but one big distraction after another. That everything was just a bunch meaningless decisions. From what you're going to do for the rest of your life down to your next meal, it was another choice you would have to make. And I'm tired of choosing. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Curly Goth, Kindergarten Goth, Henrietta, Red Goth - Complete
Something in the Water by kawaiiswag40 reviews
All Wendy wanted was a Prom date. Why was that so difficult? Fandom satire.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger] - Complete
pull me to pieces time and time again by theshadowswhisper reviews
Some disconnected Bendy drabbles and drabblets. Ways it goes wrong, ways it does not go at all, ways it could have been, almost was, etc. Slice of life kind of deal here.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger
The Kids Are Not Alright They Actually Suck by FishingAtTheCreek reviews
Because of Eric Cartman's supposed "genius mind", Mr. Garrison's fourth grade class is sent twenty years into the future! Now they have to keep away from their future selves, accept their inevitable marriages, and deal with their bratty children. All the while trying to find a way to get back to 2014! Multiple pairings obviously wow.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,069 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] Eric Cartman, Kenny M.
In My Head by Technical Technicalities reviews
Everything seemed to be perfect, Clyde liked him back (he thought) and he sighed happily. Tweek's response made him frown for a second, but he shrugged it off and laid down, a smile on his face.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2014 - [Craig T., Clyde D.] - Complete
Another Drink by SpellboundWinter reviews
Who needs a family when you could have a beer? Who needs friends when you could just drink another shot? Who needs a lover when you could have the bottle for yourself instead? Actually, who needs anyone? I'm fine by myself. Style and Stenny. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Homo Flour Sack Babies by Grymmeoir reviews
Mr. Garrison has developed a new plan to get same-sex marriage banned, Instead of eggs, he's assigning his now teenage class to take care of flour sacks, a weird little fic that proves...Teenagers make horrible parents. Pairings are Style,Bunny,Creek and Tyde.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,764 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Stan M., Kyle B., Craig T., Tweek T.
The huntsman by Impassive Tears reviews
Craig compares him and his friends to fairytale characters.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Craig T. - Complete
Character Flaws by SalaciousCrumb reviews
AU. How did Lovino meet Antonio? Well, he was young and he needed the money. Spamano, minor Prumano, Franada, GerIta, PruAus and just a teeny bit of USUK, two-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/16/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Twelve Days of Christmas by TheAwesomePandaChan reviews
This is my USUK version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas." On the first day of Christmas, my idiot gave to me, a burger in a happy meal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
I Don't Get It by RespectNinjaUnicornsAuthoritah reviews
A random story, thought up by me and MagicNinjaUnicorn at 12:00 am... So, it's just some story that makes no sense, whatsoever. But, it includes Style, Creek, Bunny, Bendy, Tyde, CartCart, and temporarily, Special K and Cartters. Enjoy reading what comes from our minds! RE-UPLOADED from RESPECTMYATHORITAH'S account :D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013
Hetalia High School by RandomFavoriteCouples reviews
Seven countries transfer to a new school They all are hoping to survive one more week of darkness for five for the other two one more week of living darkness. But when they become friends with their tutors/guides, they bring them into this dark madness unwillingly and now not only do they need to protect themselves, but the seven new members as well. T for language and many couples
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2012
I'm a loser, baby by mr. strider reviews
"I think I might like you, dude. Like, like-like. As in, yes homo." Stan wants to confess to Kyle, but Kyle's making that really hard to do. Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
His Posession by IAmHarleyQuinn reviews
Classic heath ledger's Joker and Harley Quinn story
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Five Plus One by moonlitelm reviews
Five times Butters Stotch helped other people, and the one time someone helped him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Butters S. - Complete
A Sweet Thesis by theshadowswhisper reviews
Wendy thinks she may have the perfect thesis for her research essay. The problem? It requires the study of a rather uncooperative Eric Cartman. Candy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Stereotypes by moonlitelm reviews
Kyman, Style, and K2 drabbles. Fanfic is complete
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Check Yes Juliet by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
If home is where the heart is then Kenny's heart is definitely with him, his Juliet. Bunny, Kenny/Butters. M for major lemon
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
I Need Help by hola skankola reviews
Three little words haunt Raven, as she's torn in two over her little problem. BBRae, rated for cutting.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Soul's Crappy Day reviews
It's camping time, with Soul and his daughter! Soma and Tsustar but not really...
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Complete