Secks Puppet
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Joined 06-11-04, id: 607449
Author has written 7 stories for Excel Saga, Van Helsing, Wolf's Rain, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Harry Potter.

Is this really that important? Well, here goes...

STATS
Name: Maddy really... but you can call me whatever. Seriously. I don't care.
Gender: Fem
Age: 14
Sign: I'm a Scorsagian! Yes my friends, you read correctly. A Scorpio/Sagittarius.
Location: PHILLY W00T!
Pref: Straight, but yaoi is my drug and anti-drug. Just thought you should know (I had no where else to put it).
Likes: Yaoi, art, music in general, cats (not the musical), my compy (sometimes), and ramen.
Dislikes: Flamers who can't read/write, ugly food, old food, preppies/prissies.
Loves: Yaoi, Best Buy, people who like yaoi, my husbands, my PS2 (kiss kiss hug hug), and other things too... but... that's a lot.
Hates: Steryotypes, Circuit City, preppies/prissies, people with no personalities, a world without sugar.

NICKNAMES
Mads, Con Cat, Mad Mofia, Capri Conner, Crispy, Mushi, babes, M2daA-Dawg, M-Dawg, C-dawg, MC-dawg, Madelina, Ducky, Miss Mads, Matt-Matt, Miyu, Nayru,Chiku, Girr, Shiotsitsu, Shion, Meffle, Ms. Zen, Mad Skillz Maddy and MORE but I forget them.

I BRAKE FOR
-Uchihacest fans
-Best Buy employees
-Fangirls
-Reviewers
-Strays
-The Eagles
-Cosplayers

I PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL FOR
-Ignorant flamers
-Homophobes
-Unintelligent congress people
-Circuit City employees
-Dallas
-Ashlee Simpson/Hillary Duff
-Preppies/Prissies

THE WORDS
-Jammin' (I claim total pwnage on this word!)
-Slammin'
-Spankin'
-Hoppin'
-Diggin'
-Flarin'
-Bouncin'
-Freakin'

CURRENTS

Wolf's Rain: The Search for Something- current number of chapters up: 6... out of 30... next update:
Chapter 12: August 17
Chapter 13: August 27
Chapter 14: September 5

Yami, You Hurt Me So (being revised)- current number of chapters up: 3... out of 4... next update: SOON.

Coming soon:

The Golden Rule (Maybe...? Hrm)
Itachi's Pimpin Adventure (Ah... insantiy)
Untitled (Like... as the actual title! Pwnage)

...and a whole bunch of other one-shots! Hail, one-shots!

Oh, I have a job for you people. If you're the kind of person who has waaaay to much time on their hands, count how many times 'review' appears on fanfiction.net! Sure, it's a big job, but some people can handle it... haha.

You get a gold star if you read all of that. Yes, a gold star. Aren't you a happy reader.

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Galatea by Sage of Angst reviews
[To really know someone is to have loved and hated him in turn.] Satoshi swears he knows Krad better than anyone else. [Krad x Satoshi], COMPLETE.
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 163,969 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Krad, Satoshi H. - Complete
Three Of Us by MadDogNikki reviews
[Advent Children] The three silver-haired killers don't care for anyone, getting rid of anything that is in the way. But do they care for each other? And just what does it mean - to care? (slash, incest, excessive violence)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,625 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2005
I'll Ask You Again by EverNeverMore reviews
Sasuke remembers something from his past, that he never understood until now...(ItaSasu)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2005
Heartbeat by EverNeverMore reviews
Sasuke's past and present clash in the early morning. But he has come to a set way of dealing with life now... SasuNaru (&slight ItaSasu) YAOI
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2004
Entwined Eternity by bellpickle reviews
Itachi gives Sasuke a birthday present, a blood red ribbon. Uchihacest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2004
BLRN: Alternative Ending by purrfectly679 reviews
[complete] Set after chpt 19 of 'I think I better leave right now': After Sasuke falls, what will become of Naruto? Will he stay around to pick up the pieces, or has his heart already been shattered beyond repair? SasuNaru - for all the romantics!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,213 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Complete
I think I better leave right now by purrfectly679 reviews
[COMPLETE] After 5 long years, the heir to the Uchiha clan is finally back, engaged to a certain pink-haired girl... But old emotions reawaken as the 2 rivals once again meet face to face, eye to eye... And heart to heart? SasuNaru. lemon link in profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,369 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete
Stutter by Joydrop reviews
KradxSatoshi. Satoshi contemplates while Krad seduces, which is almost never a good combination.
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2001
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Wolf's Rain: The Search for Something! reviews
CH 12! A parody, yo! WARNING: Contains drugalcohol use, sex, swearing, OOCness and crap like that. Someone had to pull the humor outta this show... damn straight it's gonna be me! Better than it sounds. R&R!
Wolf's Rain - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,965 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 10/24/2004
So Close To reviews
Closer has always been better. Mild, mild slash. HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Yami You Hurt Me So reviews
A parody making fun of angsty and sappy romance fics between the yami and hikari! So yaoiness ahead, if you really want to call it that. So read, review, and have a twisted good time! Ch 3: "Aw Jesus Christ."
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004
PAIN reviews
It was a beautiful night; but when emotions run high, the outcome is not always as expected. Miniscule (we're talking tiny) yaoi. No flames. Review, get an iPod. I could just be kidding. Review x2!
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/19/2005
Gravity reviews
Flash to da Past, yo! Tsume and Toboe thoughts around and during eppy 4. So yeah, slash...ishness. Review!
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2004
Silent Promises reviews
Gabriel makes a promise, but can he keep it? DraculaGabriel yummy yummy slash slash. Please please R&R!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2004
Only You reviews
ANGSTY ANGST. Excel ponders her love for Ilpalazzo. If you don't like, don't read. I thought Excel Saga needed some angst. You have been warned.
Excel Saga - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2004