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Joined 06-12-04, id: 608283, Profile Updated: 01-10-12
Author has written 19 stories for Crossing Jordan, David Eddings, Harry Potter, House, M.D., and Stargate: SG-1.

Well, I'm a 20 odd year old girl from Wombat-land, who is a qualified Integration Aide. I love Stargate, Lord of the Rings, David and Leigh Eddings, Crossing Jordan, Harry Potter, House, Andromeda, Music, playing my trombone and violin, reading and writing fanfic. I also play World of Warcraft, as well as some other games, but WoW is the main game I play. I'm more into the more 'retro' side of gaming, and own a NES, SNES as well as a PS2 and DS, so I can safely say I'm not up with the latest and greatest.

I suck at writing bios. I also have a habit of rambling a lot. And foot in mouth disease. If something's going on in my life, I'll say it, so be careful if I say something's been going on, and you ask if everything's ok... you might end up with the full story.

I used to be known as Silver Snape Silk, but I found it a mouthful, so I changed my name. My name is still a mouthful, but out of the four syllables, you can break it down to one, and just call me 'Lue'.

My Stargate stories can also be found on www.samandjack.net under the penname Neferlue. As you can see the similarity of the names...

I like the SS/HG pairing, because of it's unusualness, Sam/Jack, Dan/Jan in Stargate as well as a few others. My favourite Harry Potter character is Snape. I guess I have a thing for tall, dark haired, slightly reclusive men with high levels of intelligence... maybe why I married one :P My favourite Stargate characters are Sam Carter, and Daniel Jackson, as they are a tie for me. The kick arse bright, take no crap chick, and the archaeologist. I nearly went into archaeology. LOTR is Aragorn. He's just awesome. I love all the Eddings characters, love Nigel and Jordan in Crossing Jordan, House too, and Tyr in Andromeda.

I am currently in the process of writing a fic about Snape, and a very special Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher, who happens to have a secret, and a special relationship concerning Dumbledore...Three guesses what it is and you can have an apple if you guess right...I'm out of leeks. I'm not sure how old the apple is though...oh, wait, it'll have to be a kiwi fruit, I threw out the apples a couple of weeks ago...two months was too old. Come to think of it, I'm not sure how old the kiwi fruit is either.../evil grins. I started it when I was 17, and am still writing the damned thing. One day I might actually get the first chapter finished that isn't handwritten in a book. One hint: the DADA teacher is a reference to a people in Eddings' books, with a few twists, and will be filling in a few things we know exist, and may come across as a bit of a Mary Sue, but she's not intended that way. Ever wondered how people discovered some things? Her heritage explains it. It's called "The Half-Blood", and is set... well, during HBP, so canon until then, as when I started HBP wasn't out yet. As chapter 3 is now up (finally got somewhere!), I think I've given away a bit more than I meant to. Meh. Those who haven't read my bio won't know, and I have a spot in mind for when people finally have things explained and/or confirmed.

I rewrote my story "Oh no! It's a Fanfic!". I wanted to tidy it up a bit, and make it longer, and into a one shot. There's some mild sexual references towards the end (Minerva can't keep her mouth shut), but it's still quite tame.

I have recently got into the House M.D. fanfiction... my first fic is evil and dark...and I hadn't slept for 29 hours when I started it...took me two hours. You do the math. I was very tired, but it seemed to be ok. The song the fic features and is based on is called "Inside" and is by a lovely woman called Helen Trevillion. Go to her website!! Go!! Now!! (Google her. Her site is down as I write this due to a hacker... but should be up soon)

Also, everything I write is not mine. Sometimes I forget to put in disclaimers. So I'll put one here, which should hopefully cover any mishaps. If I own anything, I'll generally say it. Otherwise, it ain't mine.

So, if you're interested in learning more, need a beta, whatever, drop me a message in my inbox and give me a happy little glow.

P.S. To people who write Harry Potter... Brits and Aussies alike have milk in their coffee or tea. If you've read the Da Vinci Code, you'll recall it was a trick question "Cream or sugar?"... at least, I think it was the Da Vinci Code... :P The only time I have cream in my coffee, is when it comes from the whipped cream can... Milk, people, milk...

If you've ever had a crush on a book character copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own two feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you despise homophobia, and think it's wrong, do your part to stop it, and put this in your profile.

If you approve of gay marriage, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-all-the-way, Starchip13, Wistful Dreamer, Calypphire, Shadow-Ravin, mspadfoot2, CocoaDance, Lue'cleste

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5529 - Favs: 8,313 - Follows: 8,924 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Hermione and the Professor's Spoon by wellyuthink reviews
Ron persuades Hermione to steal a teacher's possession as part of a prank, and, for reasons Hermione can’t fathom, she agrees... Written during seventh year, OotP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,360 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Doctor Claus by JaxxTheBlade
And they thought Father Christmas didn't exist...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
It All Started When by Rickmanlover24601 reviews
Dumbledore requests that all students and staff write a personal secret onto paper to be posted around the school. Hermione takes the opportunity to reveal her deepest feelings and Severus finds himself looking within his darkened heart. PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 40,073 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Juggling Act by lauraxtennant reviews
Crack-y oneshot about what life would be like for Rose on a TARDIS with both the Time Lord and part-human Doctors.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/15/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
The Doctor's Daughter by PanicMoon15 reviews
Technically she's human, but there's something very different about her. And sometimes, it frightens them. But, of course, that's probably because she's the Doctor's daughter. Or is that why? Rose/TenToo Pete's world.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Facebook Conversations by Kerantli reviews
What happens when the Harry Potter Characters get facebook. Hilarity will ensue. willing to take requests of people you'd love to see
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011
Death Becomes Him by TawnyShyrell reviews
Inspired by dnachemlia's 'Pale Reflection'. Team Gibbs has cheated death many times. Now, it's Death's turn to strike back. Can the team survive or will they lose something ... or someone precious.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,420 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Tim M. - Complete
In Spirit by Ariadne AWS reviews
Seven years after the final battle: Severus is neither here nor there and is apparently unwanted, dead or alive, until a small black kitten pins his cloak to a cobblestone. Hermione learns that now and then life rests on the flip of a friendly coin. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 80,585 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hilltop Cottage by neelix reviews
Hermione retreats to her safe haven, only to bump into someone she wasn't expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 80,429 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Pride of Time by Anubis Ankh reviews
Hermione quite literally crashes her way back through time by roughly twenty years. There is no going back; the only way is to go forward. And when one unwittingly interferes with time, what one expects may not be what time finds...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 554,906 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
For Hogwarts: A Regency Gamble by Subversa reviews
After the war, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is in a financial bind. Special Ministry worker Hermione Granger is on site with a team of helpers, full of fundraising ideas, and it seems that Headmaster Snape objects to her very presence there
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,483 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Serious Attachment by faithwood reviews
HPDM. Snape's point of view. HBP!AU. Dumbledore is worried, but Severus has good news. Well, it's good for him. For Harry and Draco? Not so much. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Silly Cold by navarro09 reviews
Severus Snape was a double spy for the second great Wizarding War. He fought many battles, lied in the face of death, and encountered more horrors than imaginable. What will happen however, when he finally falls susceptible to...the common cold? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Worth the Wait by Aurette reviews
Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Miss Stewart Disposes by wallyflower reviews
The temporary flying instructor observes Professors Granger and Snape. The first of two parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,593 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Kitchen Table at Grimmauld Place by ReaderinthePNW reviews
A series of scenes set around a piece of furniture that, like the proverbial post, sees and hears quite a lot, but says nothing at all. A/U
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Still Those Little Things Remain by wallyflower reviews
When Severus Snape comes to St Mungo's under a coma, a healer thinks her only responsibility is to inform his relatives of his inevitable death. Things get complicated when the healer finds out that he'd previously been married to a former student.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances by ElissuhSlytherin reviews
A year after the war,Hermione goes to finish her last year at Hogwarts.A series of threatening letters let her know the worst isn't over and someone will stop at nothing to kill nnon up to Ootp,AU after.SS/HG, DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,385 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Got a Facebook by AryaTyrell reviews
What if everyone in the world of Harry Potter got a Facebook? Summarizing the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
Two Roses by trizfores reviews
Their love broken because of a mistake. Eight years later, Severus and Hermione are forced to work together. What will happen? What has changed? Amongst everything that is broken, will anything ever become whole again? SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Wisest Werewolf by MarauderAudering reviews
As far as the werewolf could remember there was no Marauder protocol for being chased by tornadoes./Its a rather normal evening in Gryffindor tower and only gets more typical when James and Sirius enter with a bit of a...problem on their head and heels.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Marauders - Complete
Almost Like Flying by Pesky Ixy Pesternomi reviews
Snape on a Rollercoaster, written for Kimkat of the D/G Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
What the Mirror Saw by Bandgeek252 reviews
After Harry finds the Sorcerer's Stone and keeps it from Voldemort, Dumbledore asks Snape to hide the Mirror of Erised so none of the students will be tempted. Snape gets ready to move the mirror, but sees something in that makes him stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,238 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Post Tenebras, Lux by Loten reviews
"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 313,349 - Reviews: 3075 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Deductive Reasoning by lcvald reviews
Severus has his magic bound for five years as a punishment for his role in Dumbledores death. After years away from the wizarding world and a satisfying career he returns to find a new mystery, a new job and a new love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,980 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Boogie Man Curse by OzRatbag2 reviews
Is Hermione doomed to a life fraught with fear, or can Severus find the answer?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Future Perfect by Kribu reviews
Severus Snape has a problem: unwanted fan mail. Hermione Granger to the rescue! SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Valentine's Day by allieterag reviews
Dumbledore enchants cupids, with some unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Reigning Champion by Marari reviews
Hermione's intellect has finally gotten the better of her, she's in her final year and dead bored. Then she finds something that piques her interest. Unbeknownst to her, its the start of a war. A prank war. But who will be the reigning champion? HG/SS AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,843 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Choice of Roads by Imhilien reviews
*HGSS* A curious Hermione finds a way to see future visions of life with Harry or Ron. She didn't expect to see one with the dark Potions master... AU after 'Order of the Phoenix'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,800 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Behind Closed Doors by Ms-Figg reviews
Snape faces his worst fears in a series of 100 word drabbles. Riddickulus, you say? Some of it is. lol.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Severus S.
Only The Wicked by CocoaDance reviews
"Only the wicked cry alone." And so Gellert sits and remembers those two months, but he doesn't cry. He'll never be wicked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Gellert G., Albus D. - Complete
The Challenge by Cybrokat reviews
"Anything you can do, I can do better." Who comes out on top, Professor Snape or Professor Granger when pitted against each other in their own unique challenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Rented Memories by Jinxie4 reviews
After reading a good review of a Memory, Ron decides to rent it, not realising just who stars in it. AU, story told mostly through HP & RW POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Knickers or Pants? by Jinxie4 reviews
A little accident leads to a set of unexpected and amusing conversations. 300 word drabble. Updated 21 Sept 10
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When I Cursed the Teacher by cathedral carver reviews
The gods' most savage curses come upon us as answers to our own prayers, you know. Written for the 2010 SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Checkmate by The Duchess of Telmar reviews
"Chess pieces can give advice about other things, you know." Oneshot. HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tip 39 by LooneyLovey reviews
What would happen if Hermione Granger turned in something that wasn't her Potions Homework? What if that something was a list of tips about a topic that wasn't taught at Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Food Fight by look2thesky7 reviews
Severus and Hermione try their hand at cooking Muggle-style. Chaos ensues. And what exactly has Minerva just walked in on? A response to the 'master chef' challenge on the GS100 LJ community.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Master Spy by Aurette reviews
When misfortune befalls Professor Granger, the reclusive hero, Severus Snape, is called on to ride to her rescue. All in a day's work for the Master Spy. However, things are not always as they seem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,286 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Consequences by sevfank1 reviews
Sequel to "Off the Deep End". Hermione's detention... Rated M to be safe and lemony goodies by Ksevfand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Off The Deep End by sevfank1 reviews
On Hermione's 18th birthday, she gets a present she never expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dead Never Truly Leave Us by Mundungus42 reviews
Hermione discovers a cupboard filled with memories of a friend long gone and gives her a long overdue send off. One shot. Minor character deaths. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Red Queen by Ololon reviews
The Tok'ra enlist SG1's help to stop Baal taking humans with special powers, hok'taur, for his new queen. But what they find could mean the destruction of the goa'uld and the salvation of the Tok'ra. Chars Malek, Jacob, Anise, Delek, SG1, OFC, Bratac
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 89,266 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Complete
Stuck by moni1914 reviews
Ron tries to find out who Hermione is dating.Just a silly one shot, no plot no plans for future chapters.-And as always i own nothing just like playing with the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Under the Influence by drakien reviews
Hermione is trying to get to the bottom of a mystery...without killing anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Power in all its Glory by ksevfand reviews
The last thing she remembered was detention with Professor Snape...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 54,017 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
An Inspector Calls by Hannah-1888 reviews
Educational reform was not welcome to Professor Snape, and it most certainly wasn't welcome in the form of Hermione Granger! SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,256 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Lavender's Truth by Aurette reviews
Hermione's self-imposed distance from her friends comes to an end when Ron asks for help. When they realise The Golden Trio aren't enough to solve a mystery, Hermione hires a pro. Epilogue free, for your pleasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Life is a Strange Thing Indeed COMPLETE by SlyGriff reviews
It's been 6 years since Hermione Granger has seen her friends from Hogwarts or even set foot in England. Suddenly she finds herself being called back home by the one person who she tried so hard in vain to run away from and forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,797 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Living Years by brandy01 reviews
After the drama of the previous year, Severus and Hermione are looking to settle down and raise their budding family, while simultaneously running a school. But can life ever be that simple for the Snapes? A sequel to "The Headmaster".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,767 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Please by Copper's Mama reviews
Snape/Hermione fic. What could make the most-feared professor in Hogwarts say "please"? Takes place during the trio's seventh year, but as though they're still at Hogwarts. Barely mentions Voldemort. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Black, Woollen Blanket by kittyperry reviews
Hermione finds an old woollen blanket in the Shrieking Shack. Unable to leave it to moulder in the dirt, she takes it with her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mother Nature by RedRose102 reviews
Time to answer a question a lot of guys seem to want to know: What is in a young woman's backpack? Severus Snape has the honor of finding out in a Potions lesson. FIRST EVER HP STORY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Insecurities by Chiimeriical reviews
They work both ways, you know. You're not the only one who has them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
One Day Like This by Hannah-1888 reviews
After suffering a setback, Hermione finds her life heading in a different direction. SS/HG, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Worth 1000 Memories by CeliaEquus reviews
When Hermione, suffering from amnesia after the final battle, has to succumb to a marriage law, there's an ultimatum... and Severus Snape will have to pay the ultimate price because of it. Disclaimer: I don't own the franchise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 25,606 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Memo message: Key by mindless-junk-247 reviews
A challenge fic, set by LaceytheDemonicDuck. Jack never reads his memos and misses the one about the new locks on his office - silly Jack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2010 - J. O'Neill, W. Harriman - Complete
Teacher's Pet by IceQueenRia reviews
Hermione is attacked by death eaters. She manages to escape by turning into her animagus form. She ends up becoming Snape's new pet. Unsure if he can be trusted she stays in her cat form and gets an inside look at what Snape is really like. SEQUEL TITLED 'TEACHER'S SURPRISE' by Ayanna88.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 76,916 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Helpless Realization by Ms-Figg reviews
Professor Snape realizes there is something very, very wrong at Hogwarts. Hermione wants to know what it is. I'm in the story too, lol.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Why, Oh Why by astopperindeath reviews
Nothing can go well when Albus dresses Severus for a trip to Muggle London. This takes place sometime during 5th-6th year for the Golden Trio.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Spatial Transformation by Camillo reviews
Headmaster Snape has a personal space issue. Professor Granger has performance anxiety. Wintery post-war fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Good Things Come To Those who Wait by lcvald reviews
This is a continuation of Worth The Wait and will include the wedding and honeymoon.. It is HG/SS but also includes pairings for Sirius and Remus. My first multi-chapter story. I've been editing and making corrections. The story is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,021 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dismantle the Sun by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Ronald is the love of her life and with him, Hermione has two children and the third is on the way. Aleia is a wife of convenience because once, Severus almost died alone. But convenience does not seem enough for him any more when tragedy strikes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,974 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bad Kitty! by Emertheawesome reviews
Crookshanks thinks that Hermione needs to get laid. He's such a clever kitty!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My Kitten by Seom reviews
Sequel to "Kitten." Continues the love story of Hermione and Snape as they begin their life together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 4696 - Favs: 3,682 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mairin Says the Magic Word by Kailin reviews
Mairin shows the first signs of magic at an inopportune time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
In the Prefect's Bathroom by Ms-Figg reviews
Hermione goes into the Prefect's bathroom to enjoy a luxury bathing experience, but she's interrupted and has to hide. Adult/sexual content, graphic descriptions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,972 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
A Christmas Apology by Copper's Mama reviews
TIVA fic, takes place in season 7. Tony replaces Ziva's necklace. Please read and review!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
It's Good To Be The Prince by astopperindeath reviews
Dumbledore's obsession with Pong has gone too far......
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
A Murder of Crows by Hogwarts 91 reviews
14 yrs post-war: Hermione’s teaching at Hogwarts when an un-aged Snape awakens from stasis and returns to the school. Sparks fly when they meet. Can they learn to trust and love in time to defeat an evil plot bent on changing the wizarding world forever?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 152,986 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Circus Caper by astopperindeath reviews
A series of nightmares leaves Hermione wishing for a more ridiculous solution. A set of drabbles written for the GrangerSnape100 "Floo Challenge"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Camillo reviews
A Severus/Luna story. Is Severus losing his memory, or are there other forces at work? Luna probably knows, but she tends to talk more when she’s had some lunch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Impending by Somigliana reviews
Snapshot from the Silvering Divide universe: a moment with Severus and Syrena, five years later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Contractual Fulfilment by a-new-author reviews
Hermione Granger finds herself contractually bound to a man that she does not know his identity. When the war ends the man reveals his identity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,882 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Can I Have This Dance? by drakien reviews
What happens when the war is over?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Heirs of Slytherin by FawkesRocks07 reviews
An AU Book 7. Harry returns to Hogwarts to train with a new DADA teacher appointed in Dumbledore's will . Mysteries of the past are explored, the Veil Room is revisited, and a traitor is revealed. And things are not always as they seem...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 340,475 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Fawkes - Complete
Dad, Meet Jack I Mean Pete by Copper's Mama reviews
S&J, but mostly from Pete's POV. in the title, it should read: Dad, meet Jack ... I mean Pete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Little Things by Copper's Mama reviews
short fic about the moments they love the most. inspired by early season 3, but set after "divide and conquer". please R&R!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Solitary Hearts by trizfores reviews
With Severus being the cold hearted bastard that he is, and Hermione being broken hearted, will their hearts ever be able to love each other? A post Marriage Law fic. SSHG R&R pls. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,179 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Let It Fall by dapperyklutz reviews
SSHG. "Hermione! Wait, Hermione! Let me explain! Please, it's not what you think!" "Go away, Severus!" "No! I won't let you!" Will she keep on running? Or will he keep on trying? ON-HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Home Again, Home Again, JiggetyJig by FirstYear reviews
Sequel to Finding Home... Severus and Hermione continue with their struggles, only now with a growing household, to live and discover what they need. A few kids, a little angst, a little drama, a little humour and I hope a good read. Reviews welcomed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 77,013 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bumping Into You by dapperyklutz reviews
Sometimes, a bump can be accidental - it can be on purpose and it can be a tease. But sometimes, a bump can mean something special for two certain people. Could it be that bumping into each other was destiny? Or could it be Fate doing its job? SSHG. DONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Beauty and the Beast Effect by snowtigress-27 reviews
The story's about what happens when Hermione unknowingly ends up taking care of, and falling in love with, Snape when he somehow turns into a cat.RW/HG but eventually RW/OC and HG/SS.Longer summary inside.Rating may be high.I don't really know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 64,541 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Coming of Age Secrets by Emily Waters reviews
When one dark secret leads to another... and another... and another... and one more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Brandy by machshefa reviews
What's a duck got to do with it? Not crack!fic. No, really. Written for the Duck!challenge at HPcon envy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Life Unlived by sshg316 reviews
While sorting through Severus Snape's belongings, Hermione makes an intriguing discovery that changes her life forever. SSHG. DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,220 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In Loco Parentis by refya reviews
Severus Snape is no father figure. He wishes Harry Potter agreed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,683 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Almost Easter at Hogwarts by FirstYear reviews
An Easter offering... Hogwarts' first Easter Egg Hunt...Originally called The Hunt
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Love Bites by Ms-Figg reviews
A vampire Queen doesn't just want a little bite of Snape - she wants him to be her king. Can Hogwarts' new healer save him from that fate before he fully turns? Introducing Adam Sweetmeats. Action, Adventure, Pee-your- pants humor, lemons and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 95,779 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Makeover by Ms-Figg reviews
25 year old Hermione Granger wins a free makeover. She is also working on a way to stop the Phantom Summons left over after Voldemort's death. Professor Snape is her lab niffler but willing to do more experimentation outside the Mark. AU, M/F, Lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,463 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Billow by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Snarky Severus Snape is forced back to Hogwarts five years after the fall of the Dark Lord by a desperate Headmistress McGonagall. Transfiguration Professor Granger is less than impressed. Bickering, fights and lots of points lost. Eventual HG/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,789 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3223 - Favs: 3,081 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Life and Its Mysteries by trizfores reviews
A criminal is on the lose. Auror Hermione Granger, hot on its heels tries to solve the case and catch the criminal. Along the way, her past catches up with her, including Severus Snape himself. SSHG Read & Review pls. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,572 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
What Goes Around by melusin reviews
Down on his luck, Snape returns to Hogwarts to seek employment. Will the Headmistress give him a chance? Drabble series written for the 'Headmistress Hermione' challenge on lj's grangersnape100. *Winner: Best Drabble Series, SSHG Awards, Third Round 2008*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,474 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Living Secret by Ms-Figg reviews
Albus Dumbledore is dead. Murderer Severus Snape holds the secret to Harry's success. By reading Hermione Granger's journals, Snape discovers a delicious secret of his own. Adventure, Mystery & Lemons ahead. HBP Compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 121,346 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wibbling Students by Lyn F reviews
Severus catches several students snogging in the halls and discusses it using interesting slang expressions with Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
War of Freedom by chrisfardell reviews
A new enemy arrives in orbit of Middle Earth.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2009
The Most Overused Plotline Ever by Bellafiamma reviews
Snape does the Irish Jig, Draco is confused, Hermione is pregnant, and fanfic writers go crazy. Reposting this story because it needed editing the English major dies hard . Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,616 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
December 31, 2012 by persistentillusion reviews
my reponse to a challenge on Potter Place. End of the world 2012 The hype over the end of the Mayan Calendar, 2012, in certain Muggle circles reaches the wizarding world. Modifed to correct lack of research SSHG AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Warlock Light by Camillo reviews
If Granger can break nasty habits then Snape should be able to. Especially when she's there to advise him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Trouble With Furby by Dragons Quill reviews
A Furby innocently enough finds its way into the hallowed Halls of Hogwarts. What happens when it gets loose with some 'help' from our favorite mischief maker Peeves? Will Hogwarts ever be the same? Come enjoy the fun that havoc can wreak! SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,565 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Yuletide Draught by L'Vanna reviews
Hermione finds a potion that will reveal her one true love. Written for the GE Christmas Challenge. I picked prompt 7 - Everyone thought he was dead. But for this one special Christmas, he is very much alive and all hers. COMPLETE One-Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Don't Wanna by drakien reviews
Hermione is really getting tired of being the grown-up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Silver Bells by Somigliana reviews
Spend Christmas morning with Severus and Hermione set in the Silvering Divide universe .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Eggnog and Broomsticks by drakien reviews
A Potion Master's lot is not a happy one and Hermione's homemade eggnog is unlikely to sweeten his Christmas. With a month of silence from Granger up for grabs, will Severus admit her eggnog is enjoyable? HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Long Way Back by Ms-Figg reviews
Forced to kill Harry at the Final Battle, Hermione becomes a recluse. Former lover Severus Snape holds the key to getting her life back in more ways than one. AU, Adventure, Angst, Lemons, Humor, MF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 69,323 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
From a Frog to a Prince by cocoachristy reviews
Second Place Winner for the Anything Goes Challenge's Chaptered Category! Hermione comes home to find something she'd never expected. Her life will change--hopefully for the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,287 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
And he was naive by Kore-Proserpina reviews
HGSS. Romance, humour. Companion piece to "She was beautiful" Excerpt: Blimey, what do I have to do? Break into his rooms and throw myself on his bed? Oh, and maybe I should be starkers, too! Beta'd by Slytherin-Princess
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Child of New Beginnings by trizfores reviews
Before the fall of Voldemort, Hermione's life had been torn apart by the one person she trusted the most. Time has passed, and it has caught up with her. No longer can she hide from the truth. No longer can she hide from Severus. SSHG. R&R pls. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 47,701 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Counting Buttons by wardedportal reviews
Hermione gets caught counting buttons. Written for Darkheartwalsh, SSHG Exchange, Winter 2007
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Silvering Divide by Somigliana reviews
Hermione encounters a strange lake-dweller one morning. Her new friend will give her insight into the most mysterious man of them all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,591 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
With a Twist by drakien reviews
Hermione is working with some new ingredients, and of course, Snape has to put his two cents in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Ministry Ball by debjunk reviews
It's time for the annual Ministry Ball and Severus wants to take Hermione. The only problem is he hasn't asked her yet, and the ball is tonight!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,880 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Senses by dk2022 reviews
On a drunken mission, Ron must do all he can to get Hermione laid... Even if it's with Severus Snape. Rating for later chapters. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
when i'm sarcastic by pegasus writing-dragon reviews
Oneshot SnapeHermione, snape gets caught inventing lyrics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Toothache by notwritten reviews
Snape gets a toothache, and his teeth gets fixed. And students and teachers find out about it. Poor Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Independent Study by TimeTurnerForSale reviews
A HGSS one-shot. "Quite a vocabulary."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sunglasses by wellyuthink reviews
Oneshot. Years before, instead of killing a magical creature, Harry made a bargain with it, and now it wants him to hold up his side of it... I apologize whole-heartedly in advance - I just couldn't help it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Till The End of Time by dapperyklutz reviews
A Valentine's Day proposal in front of everyone. All you need to know is that everybody deserves to love and be loved, no matter the consequences. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
At The Shore of The Heart by neelix reviews
Hermione Granger recieves a special patient onto her ward at St Mungo's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,875 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Shadowplay by Marari reviews
Sequel to 'Understanding your Allegiance'. Hermione is now a Shadow working to protect the integrity of the Wizarding World, despite opposition from all of her now exfriends. With her new allegiance and new allies, how will the war progress? HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,004 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Baiting Lockhart by lost logic reviews
No one likes Lockhart, the staff is scared, the headmaster is sulking, and Minerva is about to commit homicide. Why? Because Rolanda Hooch has a plan and Severus Snape is along for the ride. She's gonna see it through to the end, you should too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,249 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Her Dream Come True by snowtigress-27 reviews
This is a oneshot about Hermione deciding she was in love, and then feeling as if she would never have his love in return. HG/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Desk by GeminiScorp reviews
Hermione finds that Severus' desk holds interesting secrets
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Secret Sundays by SylvaDragon reviews
Every Sunday, Minerva mysteriously vanishes for a couple of hours, she refuses to answer Albus' questions, and seems rather embarrassed. So a curious Albus decides to find out where she goes, and what she does. Humourous, oneshot. MMAD.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Colossal Cocoa Caper by rogueinker reviews
Disaster has struck! Albus' cocoa supply is being cut off. He formulates a plan to save his supply and just maybe salvage his "situation" with Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,681 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Taking Advantage by Copper's Mama reviews
Daniel finds out what else Vala did while she was in his body. Please read and review!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Home by gunny9131 reviews
AU not compatible with DH or HPB. SSHG pairing and non-cannon character. Set 10 years after the golden trio leaves school. The threat of Voldemort is gone, and everyone is still rebuilding their lives. Hermione comes back to teach at Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,367 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Frustrated by imslytherinatheart reviews
Hermione is sexually frustrated and takes it out on Snape, revealing a secret about herself. He black mails himself into her secret world, where more surprises happen along the way. Hg/SS. rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,931 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Blind Dates by KafkaExMachina reviews
Not content with the damage done by breeding, Narcissa takes up the loathsome hobby of middle-aged mothers everywhere: Meddling. Severus-centric 'romantic' comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
All Yours by asundayinaugust reviews
Sometimes it takes bravery to trust one's heart. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
GreenEyed Monster by sshg316 reviews
A certain green-eyed monster helps bring Hermione and Severus' secret relationship out into the open. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Things That Go Click in the Night by LaiksMarei reviews
Even the most disciplined heed the call.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Phoenix Feathers by Camillo reviews
Healer Granger is fed up with her boyfriend and miffed that her friends have been having lots more fun than her. If she can't beat 'em, she may as well join 'em. Written before Deathly Hallows release, AU SSHG, Q2P and OWL humour award winner 2007.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,212 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Je t'Aime, Moi Non Plus by septentrion reviews
Crookshanks likes Severus very much, but it isn’t reciprocal because Severus is allergic to cats. Not a simple situation for Hermione, who will have to choose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Patrimony by Theolyn reviews
My answer to the surrogate challenge. Hermione is a successful witch. She knows who she is, and she knows what she wants. And what she wants is a child fathered by Severus Snape. Rated M for later chapters. Non DH/HBP compliant. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,935 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Matter of Circumstance by Ms-Figg reviews
Prewritten Fic. A pregnant and desperate Hermione is about to marry Ron, but is it the best decision considering the circumstances involving one dark, snarky wizard? The gods get involved. M/F, lemons, Preg, Angst, a Touch of Mythology, Humor
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 90,034 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Three Blooms in the Cauldron by melusin reviews
Be careful what you wish for. You never know what you might get.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,716 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Houdini's Tables by vanityfair reviews
They don't know it yet, but Severus and Hermione are perfect for each other. Written for the SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,642 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Good as Gold by Camillo reviews
Hermione Granger's recently retired parents plunge headlong into village life and decide to drag her along for the ride. There are a number of unexpected consequences. SS/HG, DH compliant but epilogue ignored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When The Walls Come Down by Song Angel reviews
Severus Snape has a strange dream and Minerva has a secret. Hermione and Severus get the opportunity to get to know each other in a way neither of them would have expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,114 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 12/1/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Room of Lost Dreams by Mundungus42 reviews
In the aftermath of the final battle, Hermione seeks a way to make peace with the dead. She finds a hidden room, an enchanted journal, and the opportunity to save a man's life. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,617 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Blameless Vestal's Lot by Mundungus42 reviews
Hermione and Ron attend a masked ball at the Malfoy’s. Magical mischief turns sinister, and Hermione must race against time to unlock the Manor’s deepest secrets. SS/HG, epilogue- and DH-compliant, adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,657 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Matchmaker by Joy Cutting reviews
Complete!You thought one Snape was bad? What happens when the Potion Master’s twin shows up and starts plotting? Severus and Hermione never stood a chance. SSHG. Response to 'Twins' challange at WIKTT.Rating back down, M content not posted on ff.n.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,117 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sleeping Hearts by Sara Moon reviews
One-shot. “This was not like the Sophie he knew; she was supposed to be lively and full of energy. What if something was seriously wrong? What if she were seriously ill?” Cute and fluffy! Howl x Sophie
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Forbidden by septentrion reviews
Hermione thinks that Severus's choice of reading material is somewhat questionable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Meet the Grangers by Peachy17 reviews
Snape and Hermione have been together for 2 years and have decided to stop keeping their relationship a secret. But first Snape's gonna have to meet her parents... whether he wants to or not. P.S. I fixed the format sorry about all the blocks :-\
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Oh, Brother by Hermy Puckle reviews
COMPLETE: Snape has a baby brother. A fit one at that. Hermione decides she wants him and enlists Snape's help to set them up. Snape agrees too readily. What's he up to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,732 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Christmas Presents by Kribu reviews
A Christmas drabble inspired by the 'Coal' challenge on the GS100 LJ community. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Touch of Frost by scf3 reviews
COMPLETE. HGSS story which ignores the events of HBP and DH. Hermione returns to Hogwarts as a teacher and tries to establish a new relationship with Snape. As if that wasn't hard enough, Voldemort is still at large.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,714 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Allegory by Pen Against Sword reviews
Hermione returns a borrowed object. Snape teaches her once again. Disregarding DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Accords by drakien reviews
New laws from the Ministry bring an unexpected result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In A Different Light by Song Angel reviews
The Sequel to Where Strength Beings. Hermione returns to Hogwarts as Snape's apprentice. Their relationship grows as they aid in the search for a way to defeat Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,914 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 9/9/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Mean, naughty stuff in the dark by snakesandapples reviews
Well, well Hermione, shouldn't have eavesdropped that little chat between Snape and the Weasley twins.... Might lead you in a middle of an enormous trap. [ ONE SHOT ] WAIT! I have to say: I'M NOT ENGLISH SPEAKIN...wanna read anyway? suit yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Nudist Colonies by Cheesekakke reviews
Sequel to Hug Me! Potions again. And then the subject of nudist colonies comes up. Snape is snarky, Hermione is tired of Snape being snarky and Harry butts in with rather unpleasant consequences. Only Ron is pleased. Based on a true story. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dreaming by Paprika012345 reviews
Dreams are the part of us that tell us who we are when we can't figure it out for ourselves. My name is Sophie Hatter and I've had the exact same dream every night for my entire life.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,336 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
Cuckoo in the Nest: The Baby Dialogues by melusin reviews
Already experiencing a miserable second pregnancy, Hermione receives an unexpected surprise... **Winner: Best Short, SSHG Awards, Third Round, 2008**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,470 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Defamation of Character by looneyluna reviews
Realizing that the characters of the romance novels his students read in his class are based on himself and other members of the Hogwarts’ staff,Severus Snape sets out to find the author. Hermione Granger is a freelance journalist and parttime author...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,130 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Second Chance by Captain Traemel reviews
Severus and Hermione Snape have been unhappily married for three years thanks to the MugglebornPureblood Marriage Act. When tragedy occurs, Severus is given the opportunity to look back and see exactly how things have been for his young wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,540 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Apprentice by DecemberFox reviews
The war is over, Howl has his heart back, and he and Sophie could never be happier. When Howl takes on an apprentice, Sophie gets jealous. Calcifer gets turned into a humanoid, and the apprentice is in love.CHECK IT OUT!
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007
If the Shoe Fits by GinnyW 31 reviews
Hermione is an overworked, under appreciated Apprentice Healer who starts dreaming about a Prince at a series of masquerade balls. The odd thing is, he's having the same dreams. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,791 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Metamorphosis by vanityfair reviews
A mysterious disease slowly kills a teenage girl while a mystery man tries to convince Cameron she's better off somewhere else. HouseCameron. Meant to read like an episode.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,758 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 5/13/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Guardian by cuddlebearlove reviews
It's the summer after fifth year, and Harry is having a hard time coping. What happens when he no longer trusts his new guardian. minor mentions of cutting, rated M just in case
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 97,550 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Enraptured by sshg316 reviews
COMPLETE Hermione is engaged to Ron when Luna gives a prophecy foretelling that she will fall madly in love with her soul mate, but it isn't Ron! Who could it be, and will Hermione choose the right man? Winner Best Fluff Moste Potente Passions SSHG Award
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,304 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Language Lessons by drakien reviews
Learning to translate...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Epilogue by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Here it is folks, the Epilogue. Want to see your favorite characters' future? Well, you've come to the wrong place, you want Jo Rowling. Want to see something funny? Step inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Two Weeks Notice by vanityfair reviews
Hermione has lost her job after a scandalous article in the newspaper. But work as a clerk in a bookstore might turn out to be more than she bargained for.Written for the SSHG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Healer, Healer by Losille2000 reviews
Written for the Summer 2007 SSHG Exchange. As newly appointed superintendent of St. Mungo's, Healer Hermione Granger's first task is to staff a new department—the Department for Research of Innovative Potions. Insanity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,609 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Voice of an Angel by Dziude reviews
Who can it be singing? Had to be a student, none of the staff could sing like that in a million years... But which one? *Abandoned unless inspiration strikes... and it's been several years :3
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,933 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Severus S.
Cravings by drakien reviews
A wee drabble about latenight cravings. HGSS implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
It All Comes Down To Time by JenKM1216 reviews
In her seventh year, Hermione is accidentally transported nineteen years into the past where it is Severus Snape's seventh year. Against her better judgment, she begins a relationship with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,986 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Match Made In Heaven by Lone Butterfly reviews
A conversation at the Pearly Gates between one who is slightly dead, one who is very dead, and the ArchAngel Gabriel. [Warning: Christian Themes abound!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Save Me by Emma Winchester reviews
Hermione Granger is raped by Draco Malfoy and left with child. Who is there to care for her and the baby? Why Severus Snape of course. Can there new found love survive the drama that lays ahead? Read and find out! preHPB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,139 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Blazons by drakien reviews
Help comes from the most unexpected places.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,674 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Halfway to Anywhere by something-like-love reviews
Songfic, SnapeHermione. Severus wants Hermione to forget this life, to run away with him. But Hermione can't leave everything she's lived for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
10 Things JK Rowling Never Wrote by Argosy reviews
Selfindulgent silliness. Ten noncanon facts. Or perhaps they're secretly canon?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
He, She, and They by Crystal Shores reviews
A little story about love, lemon drops, a todo list, and our two favorite characters. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3409 - Favs: 4,037 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Royally Painful Detention by Firesblood reviews
Hermione Granger was queen. Before her stood legions of men and women just clamoring for her attention. Her adviser and consort, an extremely handsome man with black hair, leaned forward and whispered something in her ear that was just barely audible...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
20 Points From by Firesblood reviews
Hermione and Severus face off in a battle of wits...over an essay no less! HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Snape, A History by Kailin reviews
Hermione GrangerWeasley turns to a familiar source of comfort when her marriage runs into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,767 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Through the plate glass: visiting Saint Mungo's by unlikely2 reviews
At a party held to celebrate Director of Saint Mungo's Snape's centenary, a muggle encounters his daughter's formidable headmistress for the first time. An earlier version of 'Retribution'. In retrospect, I think I prefer this POV. Critique welcomed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Understanding your Allegiance by Marari reviews
HGSS When Hermione investigates a mystery in the past, the truth shatters her present. Why is Snape so willing to help her, and when the truth is discovered, will Ron side with her or Harry? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,548 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Mix So Simple by The Creatress reviews
Severus Snape, the greatest Potions Master known to Hogwarts, can't get get one of the most simplest concoctions right...My first SSHG, everybody!...seriously, this idea came to me over dinner...R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Professor, I think I'm dying by Samantha Anne Green reviews
“Ms. Granger!” Snape said loudly. The girl jumped, and spun around, and then to Snape’s surprise, sighed and clutched her stomach as a new expression of relief washed over her face. Oneshot. No flames please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hug Me! by Cheesekakke reviews
It’s just a little Valentine’s Day fun, well, not fun on Snape’s part. Light, funny, and totally true, so read and review. Fuller summary inside. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
My Real Parents by redfrog reviews
AU to HBP, Hermione finds out that she is not the Granger's daughter. We find out there is more to the Slytherins than we thought and not all Gryffindors are good. This is a SSHG fic with some other potential parings. Some Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,613 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
To Make Much of Time by Mundungus42 reviews
When the Ministry meddles in their intimate affairs, Hermione takes her friends into hiding. Severus Snape is charged with finding them, but nothing could prepare him for this... except perhaps reading Hogwarts: an Art History. SSHG, HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,572 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Knickers by LupinTonks85 reviews
Severus is trying on some new clothes. Drabble OneShot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
It all began with a song by xFallenxAderesx reviews
A Oneshot I wrote a while ago. Used to be under the penname mouse082191. HGSS pairing. No like, no read, that easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fame and Misfortune by looneyluna reviews
Being a celebrity isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, especially when one has pissed off the leading reporter of the Daily Prophet. Trying to counteract his bad publicity, Severus Snape devises a plan – to marry. Hermione Granger is recently unemployed due t
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,653 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Devil's Song, a Tale of Confidence by Firesblood reviews
What happens when you mix Professor Severus Snape with a Confidence Potion?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Cornelius Fudge’s Very Bad Day by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Cornelius Fudge doesn’t know it yet, but he’s about to have a very bad day.' Little bit of slash, contemplation of hats, and mentions of Albus Dumbledore's laced sherbet lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Percy W. - Complete
An Awkward Conversation by pol reviews
All teachers, from time to time, must deal with their students' infatuations. But Minerva may discover more than she expects. ADMMish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Minerva M. - Complete
The Pitfalls of Eavesdropping by L'Vanna reviews
Minerva and Poppy learn the hard way not to believe what you think you hear. Written in response to the LJ romancingwizard Community Challenge8 An Evening With Severus Snape. The prompt was:Please, Severus, don't stop. Rating for innuendo. One Shot MMPPHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Everything I've Ever Done: Reunion by duj reviews
SSHG sequel to Everything I've Ever Done, with new Percy arc. Epilogue: It was a very Weasley wedding...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,038 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Oops! by alexandrann reviews
Well, a little short discussion between everyone's favorites.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by looneyluna reviews
Hermione Granger, now the librarian at Hogwarts, doesn’t get along with her former Potions professor. Dumbledore takes drastic measures to ensure that all staff get along. This story in nonHPB compliant. HGSS!Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,092 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
SAY WHAT! by MerlinHelpMe reviews
Marriage LAw, Adoption Law, and Severitus all tied into one. This is just a funny little thing that I couldn't get rid of. ONE SHOT. Hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 293 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Out Of The Horses Mouth by Harpygirl24 reviews
I've decided to do a Halloween oneshot for the spirit of things. Dumbledore is hosting a Halloween Ball for the staff and students. Both Severus and Hermione have the perfect costume for the ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Best Year by Raven2k4 reviews
Hermione undergoes a change in thinking and is determined to enjoy her last year to its fullest. Wacky Hijinks and crazyness ensue leading to a list of amusing new rules for her, friendships with Slytherins, and romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,725 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Quack! by Alliriyan reviews
Neville's most spectacular Potions failure ever. 'You have twelve minutes to complete your cackhanded concoctions and hand them in to me.' Snape is going to wish he never said those words...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
Boredom Battle by Infusiion reviews
House felt a sharp pinch on his butt. “Ow! What“ He exclaimed, and turned to find Cameron standing there, wiggling her eyebrows suggestively at him' The Ducklings are bored one day and, with the help of a certain list, find a way to entertain themselves
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006
A Walking Shadow by Ariadne AWS reviews
Hermione returns to Grimmauld Place, looking for answers. She wasn't expecting to find Severus Snape. PostHBP. WINNER, QuilltoParchment Round 2: Best Fanon Het. RUNNER UP, QtP Round 2: Trio Era & 2006 OWL AWARDS: Best HGSS, Best Original Character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 132,050 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Poor Cripple by Renna-chan reviews
House is moping at PPTH late one night, when Cameron is brought in from a car accident. How will House cope, and how will this change their relationship? I know it's been done, but that doesn't mean I can't do it
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/16/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron
Beauty and the Beast by Ravin' Raven reviews
Hermione is given to the Beast of Grimmwauld Estate as a sacrifice. But when it becomes apparent that the Beast is not going to eat her, Hermione decides to stay at the castle. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Inevitable by Mikki13 reviews
Some things are inevitable, no matter how hard you try to fight them. HouseCameron
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/12/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Whisper by Infusiion reviews
a young woman comes to the clinic and Cameron notices something suspicious, but is told to stay out of it, so she does. But when the woman is murdered Cameron becomes more involved than she had ever intended. Murder, mystery and the paranormal collide.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,303 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006
Hand Talk by Pigwidgeon15 reviews
Abandoned Hermione is found bloodied and bruised, without her sight and hearing. Resorting to the only communication she knows, there is only one other who understands her. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,334 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Past Confrontations by severus-fan reviews
1st Story ever. AU, and rated R for future chapters. Hermione get's accused of being a traitor and switches schools 6th year. What happens when she meets the people she left behind? An SSHG story. Pretend HBP never happened...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 142,672 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Stand So Close to Me by Htom Sirveaux reviews
A Snermione drabble, based on the Police song Don't Stand So Close to Me. Read and Review, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Before the Dawn by snarkyroxy reviews
In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 323,413 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Stains On His Robes by Lucillia reviews
A short explanation on how the Bloody Baron got those stains on his robes, in his point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Bloody Baron - Complete
Velvet Whispers by mischievalmind reviews
Hermoine is back at Hogwarts, three years after the war. Here she finds that the man she used to fear is no longer so scary and that love is worth fighting for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,999 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Debauched, Dissipated, and Dissolute by Smerby reviews
A lighthearted parody of the concept of Hermione's first time. Throughout the world of fanfiction, Hermione has lost it to just about everyone... except, maybe, a few in this story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hypnosis What is it good for? by white lioness0429 reviews
absolutly nothingsay it againabsolutly nothing! It's their last year at Hogwarts and Harry, Ron and Hermione have already done something wrong, hypnotise Snape into thinking he is cat. HermionexSnape in chapter 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
What The Room of Requirement Doth Provide by Gina R Snape reviews
For the 30minutefic LJ challenge 33 Turn to page 394 Just a spicy little SSHG ficlet. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Big Name Death Eater Three by Shiv5468 reviews
Seveurs is trying to get some sleep, but a friend is in need, and Malfoys are plotting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,934 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,558 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Everything I've ever done by duj reviews
COMPLETE! There were likely to be enough cross words when they finally met. For seven years of his teaching, Hermione had had nothing but cross words from him... Life was a puzzle sometimes. SSHG, Nominated for 4th Multifaceteds and Moste Potente Passions
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,644 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Can't Help Who You Love, Volume 2 by TXWitchywoman reviews
Sequel to Can't Help Who You Love! A tale of Hermione & Severus with a splash of the adventures of other characters. Downfall of Voldemort included. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,141 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Gossip and Rumours by Severusgirl reviews
Snape sends an owl to Alan Rickman. Hermione and Snape get to hear that romantic stories are being written about them by Muggles. Set during GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The View in a Broom Cupboard by persephuzzled reviews
WIKTT 2 to 6 Challenge. Oh, the things that you can discover in Hogwarts at 2 o' clock in the morning...Professor Trelawney and Fred Weasley?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
It's stuck! by baka alchemist reviews
HGSS drabbles, quite funny and... uh, pervy sometimes. [no HBP, abandoned. Will not be updated.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Title: The Little Box of Plans by Droxy reviews
Hermione's post war popularity is putting a damper on Severus' plans and he doesn't like it, not one bit! Response to the 'In The Dark' 100 word challenge on GrangerSnape100 LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sticky by PolarBear1200 reviews
A Peeves plays a trick kind of story. It's sweet, really. Only a few chappies long.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Big Name Death Eater Part deux by Shiv5468 reviews
What Hermione did next.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,284 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Robbery to remember by BajaB reviews
A thief hired to burgle a popular Diagon Alley store faces more challenges than the champions of a Triwizard Tournament. Short oneshot of an original character set after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/25/2006 - OC, George W. - Complete
Underwear Revenge by love4Severus reviews
My, very delayed, response to the Underwear Challenge on WIKTT. Hermione is in a very evil mood and decides to get revenge on Snape. How will he retaliate? HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Call It What You Will by polywolly reviews
Snape has settled awkwardly into a new life, and a new profession. When a healer asks him to assist her in a hopeless case, Snape is attracted to the challenge, not to mention the woman doing the asking. Post book 6 HGSS COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,394 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Weasley Got Owned by Goddess Bless reviews
[Post Hogwarts] [HBPAU] Professor Granger said not to miss NEWTS for anything. What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Can't Help Who You Love by TXWitchywoman reviews
Hermione loses who she thought was the love of her life. She realizes life does indeed go on in a big way, with a certain potions professor. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 82,152 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Big Name Death Eater by Shiv5468 reviews
Have you ever wondered what really happened at the Death Eater meetings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,015 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Where Strength Begins by Song Angel reviews
Hermione and Snape are thrown together by a few very convenient twists of fate and the help of Dumbledore, McGonagall and Ginny. : This is my first fanfic! I'm told that it's hilarious. Making a few changes and corrections. Let me know if you see anything that should be corrected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,200 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Mum Always Said I Couldn't Carry a Tune by SnarkyTheClown reviews
Hermione's gift for music entagles her in a mad quest for a powerful piece of music. Her partner in crime is one Severus Snape, who must face down a demon from his past to help Hermione save the world. Fluffy and funny, with some HGSS romance thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,198 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Dream by chrisfardell reviews
Rose has a dream, She talks about it to the Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2005
Seek and You Shall Find by Rickmanlover24601 reviews
Bethany Sloan's 15 year old daughter is having trouble coping with life. Will her mother and her be granted their hearts desires? What's happening with Metatron?
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,746 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Complete
A Most Horrfying Happening by in the roots of darkness reviews
A oneshot. Hermione walks in on snape rockin out. They proceed to share interesting anicdotes and some mexican tequila. rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tribute by DragonKatGal reviews
-Complete- Season8. Sam Carter sets out to discover the truth about Teal'c allowing his hair to grow.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Teal'c - Complete
Good Principles by pol reviews
If nothing else, at least he tried to stay away from her.
David Eddings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Complete
The Prefect's Portrait by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Now AU sixth year.Hermione's quest for a quiet place to read leads to the discovery of a remarkable portrait. CHAPTER 18:The Order of Merlin. The living are celebrated, the dead remembered, and it is a new day for the wizarding world. Multifaceted Nominee
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,631 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Fates and Fortunes by duj reviews
A collection of ten fairly light-hearted 55-word drabbles that explore in chronological order the possible fates of some of our favourite characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Story of the ShaDar by whYFeL reviews
A look into the life of Hettar of Algaria. Mostly centered on his childhood and youth.
David Eddings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 9/30/2004
When Bread Rolls Attack! by KarlaMarie reviews
Hermione decides embarrassment is the perfect payback. Draco learns that revenge does not have to be extreme to be effective. This means war. Don’t hate the player hate the game
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Absinthe of Reason by Mundungus42 reviews
An ill timed toast binds Hermione and her friends to a difficult and potentially humiliating task. SSHG, contains rude bits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Search for Severus Snape by btvshond reviews
The war is over. Everyone's looking for the missing Severus Snape. They forget to check out a Muggle pub and the pianist inside. Come, Sev, play on! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,752 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hermione Affair by Your Worshipfulness reviews
Hermione learns of a new law and decides to put a stop to it. Imagine and army of Hogwarts' finest rushing off to kill the council. This is how they'd really react if the challenge was a reality in the Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mudbloods, Purebloods, and a Ludicrous Law by Electryone reviews
With dozens of Marriage Law fics out there, why choose this one? Because it's SHORT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Special Gift by Imhilien reviews
At Christmas Severus must brave a Muggle department store in search of that special gift. (HGSS) (One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Last Minute Crisis by Quillusion reviews
Snape's past could jeopardize everything the Order has worked for when Voldemort commissions a particular potion- and the reason takes Hermione by surprise. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,020 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
We Have Lift Off! by Elle6 reviews
WIKTT Challenge Hermione is the Transfiguration teacher, and Snape is recruited to help her with a project for the 7th years, building a space simulator. Snape is..Snape but when they end up trapped in the capsule, he may have a change of
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,311 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 4/29/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A letter from Severus by Dream4 reviews
Summary: Inspired by WIKKT and my brother’s dark humor. Hermione receives a letter from Severus on Christmas Eve Morning. Expressing his point of view on one of the world’s most famous Christmas characters. It’s HGSS only Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Merry Hogwarts Christmas by snapesgirl1981 reviews
A wacky christmas at Hogwarts has various funny and smutty results including the couple of SS and HG, a talking christmas tree named Jikes, yellow snow and Draco getting the weirdest idea. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Another Gift Exchange by Still believes Snivellus aka Heather Granger reviews
COMPLETE! Happy Christmas! - What happens when Severus Snape and Hermione Granger are forced to participate in a Secret Santa Gift Exchange? Read to find out. Response to my own WIKTT challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,689 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Excuse Note by Lily of the Shadow reviews
Well, inspired by staying home from school beacuse I was sick. Short, one-shot, not romance, really, just good-old-humor. RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2003 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What is an Ignoramus? by Sullen Shadowhawk reviews
Hermione has to write Snape an essay describing an ignoramus but she decides to have fun with it. R&R please, it's funnier than it sounds I hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Time Changes Everything by fervesco reviews
HGSS. Hermione returns to Hogwarts as a teacher, now married (not so happily) and with a child. Response to Kiristeen's challenge . COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,556 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/3/2003 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Trail of the Black Star by Mundungus42 reviews
One would think that researching a new romance novel while harvesting rare orchids would keep Severus out of trouble, but the cloud forests of Peru hide many secrets. SSHG, OotP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,511 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/28/2003 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Baby, It's You by Slut Queen Virgin King reviews
My response to the 'First time Hermione Sees Her Baby's Face' challenge on WIKTT. Ever done something you can't remember the next day? Now COMPLETE! Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,670 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The End of the Year Prank by Patricia de Lioncourt reviews
It started as a joke, then, six months later, turned into a full blown prank. With only Snape left in charge, how will Harry, Ron, and Hermione survive this one?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The AntiCliche by chalkboardcalzone reviews
A story free of all the usual HG/SS cliches. See what happens when the orange-wearing Severus and the Quidditch-loving *not* Head Girl Hermione get together!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Stupid, stupid, stupid! by Witch Lisa reviews
COMPLETE! Severus has a one-night-stand from hell. Can Hermione help him deal with the consequences?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,269 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dancing Shoes by The Muses reviews
* Complete 3/27* What happens when Dumbledore starts a dance contest between Professors and students? Read and find out! Might be S/H later!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/27/2003 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Last Word by Kalina Lea reviews
Hermione is tasked with bringing Muggle computers to the Ministry, and an e-mail glitch leads to a mysterious correspondence. Who will have the last word? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,445 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/3/2002 - Published: 9/28/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lord Voldemort's New Robes by Nymue reviews
[COMPLETE] Lord Voldemort wants new robes. Enter Snape the Spy and Hermione the Know-It-All.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Published: 10/2/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Sixty Second HS Fanfic by Veresna Ussep reviews
If you only have a minute to read a H/S fic that touches all the familiar bases, this is the one. Rating is for use of the F word, though no real smut is depicted darn!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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A Portrait of Memories reviews
Set between last chap of DH and Epi. Challenge fic. Snape wakes as a portrait. But what of his soul? Slightly bittersweet exploration of the differences between a portrait and a soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
The Half Blood reviews
AU from HBP. A new DADA teacher at Hogwarts has surprises for all... Who is she, and what purpose does she have here? And what secrets is she hiding? And what's her relationship with two teachers? Eventual SS/OFC, and slight AD/MM in late chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Severus S.
Memoriam
Severus' POV at an interesting First Memorial.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Oh No! Not A Fanfic!
When Severus Snape wakes up to find himself trapped in a fanfic written by a horrible author who really has it in for him, he realises his day is not going too well... UPDATED! Contains MILD COARSE LANGUAGE And MILD Sexual References Though tame ! OOC!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Damsel In Distress reviews
Lady Samantha has been kidnapped by King Maybourne, and three knights are sent to save her. Challenge response. Eddings reference, and all not mine :
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Ivory reviews
Jack finds out something interesting about Carter he didn't know. Established relationship. Songfic... yes again, but integral to the story.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Even In Death reviews
S/J, Established Relationship. What happens when someone dies on a mission? AU. Songfic, but words accompany the story.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Jack vs Windows reviews
Jack has some computer problems, and needs a bit of help...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Elvenpath reviews
When SG-1 go through the wormhole, by accident they end up in the world of the Eddings' Elenium/Tamuli instead. How will being there help them, and will two people review their relationship?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,736 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Inside reviews
Insp. by Helen Trevillion's 'Inside'. House selfharms, and someone finds him. Dark, may change the rating later.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
The Dark Lord reviews
What if the Dark Lord Voldemort had chosen a different name...?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Severus Snape Poemish Things reviews
Just some poemish things I have come up with about Severus Snape. K just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Severus S.
I Love You reviews
Snape listens to a song and thinks of someone he has grown to love. -FIN-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
A Musical Crossing Jordan Parody reviews
Just a little musical parody I came up with while bored. Don't know if it makes sense, and I don't even know if it's funny. -FIN-
Crossing Jordan - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Complete
She Watches reviews
Just a drabble about a minor, though much loved, character. -FIN-
David Eddings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Complete
An Eyewitness to Murder reviews
Nigel has a niece in Australia who is the only eyewitness in an attepted murder. Nigel and Jordan head to Geelong to be with her. NJ sorta. -FIN-
Crossing Jordan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Complete
Under the Mistletoe reviews
Just a little Christmas story involving some Mistletoe. NJ
Crossing Jordan - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2004
Wicked World reviews
Just Jordan lying in bed with Nigel, listening to a song and thinking. NJ
Crossing Jordan - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2004
Possession reviews
Just Nigel and Jordan watching a movie and listening to some music
Crossing Jordan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/1/2004