Hi my name is Jay.
Age: between 1-100 (It's not that hard)
Living area: not telling
Song for the time being:
~First Day of My Life~
"That wasn't so bad...was it?"
"They're not coming down
Maybe we should go up
Maybe we should go up"
"Algy, you're always talking nonsence"
"Well it's better than listening to us.
Lady come down...do be do be do"
-The Importance of being Earnest
"Truth is, I am Iron Man." - Tony Stark
"Save the Cheerleader.Save the World." - Hiro
Michael Westen: "Guns make you stupid. Duct Tape makes you smart."
Michael Westen You say tomato, I say pimp. (forgot which episode!)
Sam has a bucket of chicken and Michael leaves the room and beckons him to follow.
Michael (VO): "My mom would've been a great NSA communications operative...Drop me in the middle of the Gobi Desert--bury me in a goddamn cave on the moon--and somehow, she'd find a way to call me and ask me for a favor."
Michael (VO): "Figuring out if a car is tailing you is mostly about driving like you're an idiot. You speed up, slow down, signal one way and turn the other. Of course, ideally, you're doing this without your mother in the car...Actually losing a tail isn't about driving fast. A high-speed pursuit is just gonna land you on the six o'clock news. So you just keep driving like an idiot until the other guy makes a mistake. Again, all of this is easier without a passenger yelling at you for missing a decade's worth of Thanksgivings."
Abby: "Can I get a drum roll please?"
Gibbs: "Ta Da"
McGee: (to Abby) Abby, you're getting powder all over my keyboard.
Abby: (shoving McGee's hand away) What's you're point?
McGee: My point is, Abby, that you are really, really overdoing the sugar thing again.
Abby: Well, I'm eating for two.
(McGee looks concerned)
Abby: Relax. I was pointing to health food freak over there. Everytime I pass her desk I have this overwhelming urge to shove a cheeseburger in her throat.
McGee: Well, I think she's hot. You know, for a probie.
Michelle: You two do realize I can hear you, right?
Abby: (pauses) We do now, very Special Agent Lee.
Abby: His flight landed on time! Where is he?
Abby: Yay! You're home! I missed you!!
DiNozzo: I missed you too, Abby.
DiNozzo: I-I'm having a trouble breathing Abby.
Abby: Oh, sorry.
Ziva: I'm driving.
(playing Pictionary on a whiteboard)
-"Lost and Found"
Dr. Gregory House: in Cuddy's office with Foreman Hey! He knows more homeless people than any of us!
"Damn it! What is wrong with you? You want revelations engraved in gold and angels trumpting down from heaven? But what if this is it instead? Me, telling you I love you, right here, in the snow? I think that is pretty miraculous. But if you don't... I'll go. I'll walk and you can pretend that this was just some coincidence. You can pretend there wasn't some reason that we met, and that you're sorry I ever walked into you life."
-Christian "Latter Days"