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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter. I'm a 43 year old Canadian guy with an unhealthy addiction to Harry Potter fan fiction. After 8 years of lurking I've decided to try my hand at it. Things I like. Off the wall crack fics, though I don't think I could write one. Weird crossovers. HP/ sons of anarchy, if I could ever dream up a plot I'd write it. Believable AU's. And occasionally super powerful Harry eg. Bobmin356. I hate slash, femHarry, Hermione/Draco/Snape ect. Snape was a scumbag. Even the idea of his redemption makes me seriously question jkr's morals. Especially after the books glossed over all of the abuse. I hated Draco Malfoy even more than Snape. The fact that he's somewhat redeemed in cursed child has kept me from reading that travesty. Hermione Granger. Authority worshipping know it all. She works in the books but I know people like her and hate every last one of them. Ron is the 'light sides' Draco Malfoy. Nuff said. For as much as I dislike Hermione and Ron. The thought of them married angers me. For everyone who's annoyed about my stories going unfinished, I hear you. I'm not exactly happy about it myself. Whenever I take a break from writing a story, I lose my momentum and writer's block ensues. From now on, I'm not posting any stories before they are complete. If anyone wants to adopt any of my stories, feel free. Just let me know so I can read it. |
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Harry Potter, Squatter by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 81 - Words: 716,851 - Reviews: 14790 - Favs: 22,682 - Follows: 25,045 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 5/1/2019 - Harry P., Hestia
Back in Time by Zathara001 reviews
Evil Author Day. AU. Harry is dropped back in time to just before the battle at the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,092 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 231 - Published: 2/15 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Imagination by burnable reviews
With a mind unbound by judgment, and finding comfort in quiet solitude, Harry Potter begins his journey into the wizarding world. Yet, his past of abuse and neglect has shaped both his mind and magic into something new and powerful. He sees the world through a whole new kind of filter, which is just ready and waiting to evolve.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,212 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 2,747 - Follows: 3,082 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 7/16/2023 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Petrichor by SometimeWriter1 reviews
The horcrux is destroyed by the basilisk's venom. With the weight removed from his soul the magical world opens up before Harry. His parents were considered some of the best of their generation and Harry is going to prove he is their son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,554 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 6,835 - Follows: 9,166 - Updated: 12/23/2024 - Published: 6/13/2021 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
Dragon Chronicles 2: Harry Potter, Dragon Whisperer by Stargon1 reviews
Being a parselmouth, Harry is hired by all of the Dragon Sanctuaries. His new job: to travel the world, check on all the dragons, talk to them and learn about them. The dragons have also heard of Harry's talent - as an artist and they can be pushy about having their portrait painted. With dragons, magizoologists and shades of Dark Lords after him, Harry's life is anything but dull.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 142,775 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 6,639 - Follows: 8,277 - Updated: 5/20/2024 - Published: 6/5/2019 - Harry P., Sirius B., Charlie W., Daphne G. - Complete
To Call A Place Home by missmusicluver reviews
Harry won the war. It's months afterwards and unexpectedly, he's literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago. Where the Potter family's still fighting a war against a Dark Lord that's ruling the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry doesn't really want in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,998 - Reviews: 3422 - Favs: 11,443 - Follows: 14,398 - Updated: 10/2/2023 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter the Mutant Obscurus Gamer by GnomeBob reviews
The Fates of the MCU have written for Harry Potter to die during a failed Obscurial Transformation. A drunken conversation between the heads of the Marvel verse has changed that and Harry has ended up with Gamer powers among other things. Watch Harry go through Hogwarts, Kamar-Taj, and Xavier's institute as he learns to use his powers and level up. Contains a Flerken. Harem by Arc3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 123 - Words: 693,341 - Reviews: 8392 - Favs: 11,023 - Follows: 11,285 - Updated: 5/17/2023 - Published: 4/24/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
When the Roses Bloom Again by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
With Sirius dead, Harry seizes an unexpected opportunity to save his godfather, only to find himself in more trouble than he could have imagined. Arriving in 1930s Britain, he now must navigate a new world, and a different threat still with Voldemort's emergence on the horizon. But first, there was a greater war he must face, and a new foe; a Dark Lord he knew not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 109 - Words: 767,062 - Reviews: 6221 - Favs: 13,451 - Follows: 11,288 - Updated: 3/2/2023 - Published: 9/12/2021 - [Harry P., Minerva M.] Charlus P., Arcturus B. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Twelve Gates by General Schemer reviews
The war is over and the summer is just getting started for Harry. Things should be better, but Harry's summer looks as dismal as ever. Hermione is in Australia - Ron and Ginny are holed up at the Burrow helping the family 'mend'. And trouble - loads of it, is just around the corner. HP/OC Rated M for adult themes and content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,571 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/10/2022 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [Harry P., OC] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Two Finger Salute by WolfgangNH reviews
Harry is launched into the Tri-wizard Tournament. Abandoned by every one, he gets a little upset and tries to get expelled so he doesn't have to compete. To help him along, the Great Harry is helped by a friend, finds a new one along the way and takes down some of his largest pains in his arse as he goes along... This is my take on 'Harry gets pissed he's in the tournament.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 71,427 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 3,315 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 6/2/2022 - Published: 3/8/2022 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Dobby - Complete
Royal Ward by Catstaff reviews
Based on "Hatal Fart Attack" by Corwalch, "Royal Ward" follows the changes in Harry's life after he gains the personal attention of the Queen. My thanks to Corwalch for permission to write a sequel. Reading "Hatal Fart Attack" first is recommended, but not absolutely required. Please note that this story begins in 1989, shortly before Harry turns 9.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 312,113 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 7,073 - Follows: 7,408 - Updated: 10/30/2021 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Complete
The Potioneer's Assistant Rebrewed by kgfinkel reviews
An updated and improved brew of the original 2017 publishing of The Potioneer's Assistant. While the story is a bit different, the friendships are the same as are the conflicts in the Destiny of one Harry James Potter. AD/RW/DM bash, Mentor Severus Snape, Good Dursleys. Mundane computer science is mixed with ancient magic to create a cauldron full of adventure and friendship!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 316,855 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 9/13/2021 - Published: 2/15/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak: Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise: "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,406 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 3,046 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 2/21/2021 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Too Many Champions by maschl reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to help Fred and George to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire. Then, they enter some more names. Chaos ensues... A story that combines humour, logic, canon concepts, and some unique plot bunnies into a 4th-year tale that's hopefully different. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,506 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 4,250 - Follows: 2,526 - Updated: 10/17/2020 - Published: 1/24/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Second World: Deadman's Hand by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Harry is entering into a new phase of his life, now all bets are off! Who will be left holding the Deadman's Hand? Edited by the mighty Pazed!
Crossover - James Bond & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 47 - Words: 101,971 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 2/4/2019 - Published: 9/19/2015
Who Will Fill a Coward's Grave? by RobSt reviews
A certain Miss Granger takes steps to ensure she can contact her best friend during the summer holidays. After the disaster of the Triwizard tournament, she believes Harry shouldn't be left alone - no matter what Dumbledore says.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,906 - Reviews: 4471 - Favs: 8,750 - Follows: 7,448 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 8/24/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 6212 - Favs: 20,422 - Follows: 16,935 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daft Morons by Sinyk reviews
At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. Really Bash!AD, EWE, Clueful!HP Eventual HP/HG/DG/FD NL/HA/SB and others. Unapologetically!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 745,285 - Reviews: 12317 - Favs: 16,947 - Follows: 17,586 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.]
Harry Potter and the Magic of Life by Kate Carpenter reviews
End of 3rd year. While Sirius is on trial to prove his innocence, Harry is abandoned by the Dursleys who, after the Marge incident, have enough of him. Luckily Harry's picked up by Bill Weasley. And ends up joining Bill on a Cursbreaking expedition to Cambodia. He gets far more than he asking for! Disturbing news, promises, trouble and danger keep following Harry's every step.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 326,810 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 4,916 - Follows: 4,616 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D., Bill W., Daphne G. - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 5049 - Favs: 16,490 - Follows: 16,736 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Vengeance? No! Avenger! by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Harry and Hermione have gone farther than they ever expected in pursuit of the last task Dumbledore left to them, how are they going to handle it being derailed by the actions of the worlds mightiest heroes? Edited by the mighty Pazed!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 79,204 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
HP: Dolen Amser by Jonn Wolfe reviews
TO BE REWRITTEN: After the Department of Mysteries, a duel with Voldemort at #4 Privet Drive has Harry thrown back before his First Year. Now he has to deal with everything again and avoid his younger self at the same time. Now, what's up with his flippin hair? GoodReason!Dumbledore, OnTheFence!Snape, Unbound!Harry, Happy!Harry, HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,585 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 3,311 - Follows: 3,569 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 12/6/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G. - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 601 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Harry's Golden Nuggets by Snaggledog reviews
Harry takes charge of his fate and the war. He manipulates the wizarding world with revolts, scams and his own vast wealth, but even the best laid plans go awry. His mistake costs him more than he bargains for. Regardless, he is committed to making his crazy plan work. Begins after GoF - Some Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,742 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Lost Generation reviews
Book 2 of 3. Harry Potter ICW Battle Mage is sent back in time to investigate changes to the timeline. EWE. Not Slash. Not a do over. (On hiatus, sorry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,785 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/16/2022 - Published: 5/5/2022 - Harry P., Helga H., Godric G.
Harry Potter and the Rocky Mountain school of Magic reviews
Harry Potter Headmaster of the Rocky Mountain school of Magic struggles to move on following the death of his wife. EWE. Not Slash. Post Hogwarts. First of a three book series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,008 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/5/2022 - Published: 3/21/2022 - Harry P., OC, F. Flitwick, Teddy L. - Complete
Disturbing conversation reviews
Harry and friends talk about fanfictions they have read. One shot drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2021 - Complete
Food for your soul reviews
Harry sets out on a new adventure. Working his way around the world. Learning new magic. Meeting new and interesting people. This is a tale of drunken debauchery, good food and a different Harry Potter. EWE, Not slash, a bit OOC, SI kinda. On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/27/2020 - Published: 10/8/2020
Moving Forward reviews
Harry has quit auror training and must decide what to do moving forward. EWE, No slash, Minor bash. Rated M for language. HP/OC & HP/LB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,348 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/5/2020 - Published: 9/18/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Lavender B. - Complete
Nobodie's fool reviews
AU An intelligent Harry Potter grows up with a loving family. AU, not slash. Rated for violence and foul language. Abandoned, to be rewritten.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/16/2020 - Published: 4/15/2020
An open letter to Wizarding Britain reviews
Alternate universe, one shot. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/14/2020
Harry Potter's Southern Belle reviews
Harry Potter is an I.C.W. Government compliance officer. There is a new and dangerous threat to the wizarding world. Can Harry stop it? Not Slash. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,419 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/24/2019 - Published: 10/15/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
The interrogation of Dolohov and Rookwood reviews
Companion piece to Harry Potter's Southern Belle. Very violent, not for kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2019 - Harry P., Antonin D., Augustus R. - Complete
Wandering: The journey Continues reviews
Harry Potter continues on his journey of self discovery and ancient magics. Not slash. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,402 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 10/7/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC - Complete
Wandering reviews
Unable to handle the hordes of fans and reporters Harry goes wandering. EWE. Not slash. Rating may change for violence and foul language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 32,838 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/7/2019 - Published: 9/28/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC - Complete