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Joined 06-14-04, id: 609206, Profile Updated: 04-15-15
Author has written 3 stories for Star Wars.

BIG fan of Evanescence & HUGE! fan of anime/manga (the original Japanese Voices are far better than the 'English' dubs & too often American companies edit out all the 'good stuff')

also a fan of Godzilla (American ver. w/ Ray Burr very poorly done)

I am better at drawing than I used to since I started reading Manga. A lot of my fanfic Characters have long, black hair & look like me (I can't help it! 9/10ths of people have black hair anyway!!) XP

Finally Please, PLEASE!! submit all reviews on the first page/chapter so I don't have to search for them.

My writing tends to be irreverent & as very politically incorrect as South Park is but please ENJOY!!

Three years gone by & only 12 reviews... Please tell me, what I am doing wrong?

Should I stop writing Star Wars Fanfiction? The fandom seems to consist of only Anakin fangirls. I have too many important things to do, not enough time for them all, and I can't afford to throw it away on something no one will read.

2015 update, due to the intervention of Real Life & the Enlightenment I've recently experienced, I reluctantly give up all my beloved hobbies, including fanfiction & roleplaying. The Real Life Issues that are my Obligation require every moment of my time & every bit of my strength

I'd had fun here, made some "friends" (none that i could TRULY rely on, sadly) & expanded my intellect

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Dear Dad: the Gimli Letters by JustInunotaisho reviews
Okay, it may not be just Gimli. And it may not be very long. The Fellowship is broken, Boromir is gone, and an irritated dwarf finds comfort in writing letters of complaint to the one who sent him on this dumb quest in the first place. Nonslash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Gimli
Seduction by JustInunotaisho reviews
Sneaky Sanji knows Nami better than she knows herself...
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Nami, Sanji
Oh Mai Gawsh! by angelcorrupted reviews
L, Mello, and Near have all been murdered by Light... so who else is there to take over? WARNING: COMPLETE CRACK.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Matt, Light Y. - Complete
A Day in the Life of Darth Vader: New Employees by Xarkun reviews
Well, the Death Star was big! It must have gotten new employees all the time? And of course it would only be natural for Lord Vader to evaluate them. Sort of goes with A Day in the Life of Darth Vader, but can be read alone.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Massage by Kristine93 reviews
Matsumoto gives her taicho a massage. A HitsuMatsu oneshot with a unexpected final! Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/30/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7142 - Favs: 5,649 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Soldier by Joustingforcancer reviews
Seventeen year old Korwin Nalan had always known he would live and die on the streets of Celka City. But one fateful afternoon will change his life forever, sending him across the galaxy as an infantryman in the Rebel Alliance. Please Post Reviews!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 190,240 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006
The Two Tyrants by Kristine93 reviews
Ren and Anna. The two tyrants of the house. Unhelpful, selfish, shorttempered, unfriendly, imperious, dangerous bookworms. And they can't stand each other. But what happens when they are left alone in the house? RenxAnna, obviously. FINISHED!
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,517 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Ren T., Anna K. - Complete
Star Wars Episode III: Fall of Anakin the Idiot by Sith Master2019 reviews
Yes, another ROTS spoof, this one should be different however. An example would include this line: Anakin, you know I’m too much of a pansy to do something as risky as destroying shield generators.” ObiWan. Only I could think to summarize. R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,471 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007
Rulers of the Empire by Magus1108 reviews
Please do not read this. This is a horrible, horrible fanfic that I wrote when I was a horrible, horrible writer. I'd delete this, but this fanfic does hold a special place in my heart, as one of my first sorta serious fanfics. But still, this is really, really poorly written. Please don't read this.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,011 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Why Did It Have To Be Her? by Madman007 reviews
THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM SACRIFICE Remembering Mara Jade as she was in the past and present. Usually, we would give thanks to George Lucas. In this case, we owe thanks to Timothy Zahn. Thank you for Mara, Mr. Zahn. Updated with author's commentary.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Mara Jade - Complete
Demeter on the Rocks by mellish reviews
Patience is not Diva's best virtue. She wants babies, and she wants them now. Oneshot.
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
The Path through Fire and Death by Jesterman reviews
During the timeskip Naruto gained an ally even more unpredictable than him. One thing neither of them predicted is the evil that will arise to destroy all they care about and the path that Naruto and some of his friends must now take. Rating may change
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
One Out of the Three by JustInunotaisho reviews
The last cigarette on the Bebop. Rated T for manic giggle nothing bad. Much. Really. Sort of. Hee hee...[Oneshot]
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Spike S., Faye V. - Complete
A Little Sick by FREAKSHOW1 reviews
It's more than just a little sick. [ReksVaan, incest, ambicon][First of it's kind]
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Dangerous Desires by Barbayat reviews
The story of a girl who meets Darth Maul, who changes her life forever ... (One-shot, reposted, CC welcome)
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Darth Maul - Complete
If Only Sauron was Smarter by Csillan.Rose reviews
Sauron could easily have won the war. How, you ask? Well, with a series of cunning tactics, he could have had all of Middle Earth on his side… Humor fic, R & R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004
Auntie Bella by FREAKSHOW1 reviews
During the final battle Tonks and her aunt have a chat. NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Bellatrix L., N. Tonks - Complete
Mother by SaturnOolaa reviews
Yashamaru visits his sister during the third trimester of her pregnancy. Spoilers for Gaara's origin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Gaara - Complete
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The Dance reviews
Leia Organa plays head games w one of the Empire's newest & most dangerous enforcers, Kami Gakushi, in the Ballroom...and the bedroom!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Leia O.
Tales from the Dark Side: Revenge & Retribution reviews
Rogue Squadron & Luke Skywalker face the ultimate challenge. Can they really defeat the 'Son of God' ? Should I Rerate? it's quite violent!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Luke S.
Imperial Intelligence' Isn't that an Oxymoron? reviews
After her humiliating Defeat on Darknell, Agent Ysanne Isard learns that there is far more to the Rebellion... and the Empire
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2007 - E. Palpatine