She-who-must-not-be-named666
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Joined 06-14-04, id: 609391
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Smallville, and Misc. Movies.

Hey people, I'm She-who-must-not-be-named666 and half of PrivateJokesRUs, if you want to know more about ME ,aside from the fact that I'm a female and I live in Brazil and all the stuff below, just ask ;).

Favorite Fandoms: Harry Potter, I got hooked on the HP fanfics, got my friend hooked, and now I'm writting my own and so is she :D. murder by numbers, strictly Justin/richard slash,mighty ducks slash, mainly Fulton/Portman, and LOTF is great too, of course Ralph/Jack are my favorites, Holes is intresting, the pairing Zigzag/squid, its kinda dorky but animorphs fics are cool, Jake/tobias is so sweet.. I dont know, I'm always looking into new fandoms and pairings

My favorite pairings are Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter and George Weasley/Fred Weasley, love those weasley twins! And can you deny it, Harry and Draco are made for each other!tear. Ginny/hermione and Pansy/cho, pansy/hermione are also fun.

Pairings I ABSOULUTLEY DISPISE: Harry/ginny Harry/hermione Harry/Cho, Draco/hermione or ginny or cho or pansy or any female.Basically anything that's not Harry/Draco but includes Harry or Draco

aspirations for the future: write LOTF fic, write Animorphs fic, finish my current fics =P

qoutes on homosexuality-

Homosexuality is assuredly no advantage, but it is nothing to be ashamed of, no vice, no degradation; it cannot be classified as an illness; we consider it to be a variation of the sexual function, produced by a certain arrest of sexual development. Many highly respectable individuals of ancient and modern times have been homosexuals, several of the greatest men among them (Plato, Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, etc.). It is a great injustice to persecute homosexuality as a crime, and a cruelty, too. If you do not believe me, read the books of Havelock Ellis. -Sigmund Freud

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work. "Hello, can't work today. Still queer." -Robin Tyler

Today's gay boy generally doesn't need a Socrates to initiate him into the world of adult physical love: He's already aware of his sexuality and its value. He's a self-conscious commodity, willing to accept objectification if the compensation is fair. Like the gold diggers in old black-and-white musicals, the boy has the power of pulchritude. Because he's desired for his appearance alone, he can act as he pleases and the man has to tolerate it. The gay boy is a bitch because he can get away with it. He never grows up because he doesn't have to. -philip guichard

If God dislikes gays so much, how come he picked Michelangelo, a known homosexual, to paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling while assigning Anita Bryant to go on television and push orange juice? -Mike royko

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand gay guys with M16s going, ‘Who'd you call a faggot?'-jon stewart

Yes, you can get AIDS from a mosquito . . . if you have unprotected receptive anal intercourse with an infected mosquito.-randy shilts

Homosexuality is a problem because an unenlightened society has made it a problem, but I have received letters by the thousands from gay people telling me that they wouldn't be straight if they had a choice. All they ask is to be allowed to love in their own way without facing the charge that they are "sick and twisted." I say, love and let love.-dear abby

The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. -Pat roberson on indiana's ERA

I'm beginning to believe that one of the last frontiers left for radical gesture is the imagination. At least in my ungoverned imagination I can fuck somebody without a rubber, or I can, in the privacy of my own skull, douse Helms with a bucket of gasoline and set his putrid ass on fire or throw congressman William Dannemeyer off the Empire State building. These fantasies give me distance from my outrage for a few seconds. They give me momentary comfort. Sexuality defined in images gives me comfort in a hostile world. They give me strength. -david wojnarowicz

One should never lose hope. Homosexuality can strike any straight man at any age. -roger peyrefitte

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. -george orwell,animal farm

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The Perspective by arin reviews
The story of an adolescent human-Controller - a boy and his Yeerk. Runs parallel to the events of Animorphs #50-54. Explores gay issues with mild sexual content, mostly explores what it would be like to spend a significant portion of growing up as a slave of the Yeerk invasion. SLASH
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 82,459 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 3/8/2001
Lustration by Dragonangelx003 reviews
Toki/Skwisgaar After Mordhaus burns to the ground, Dethklok holds up in a hotel for a few days while Charles recovers. And someone needs to keep an eye on Toki. Slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Discovering Us by Dying to be Different reviews
Okay, so uhm, after a forever long break, I've decided to go ahead and finish this up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,762 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
If I Should Fall From Grace With God by hugglesbunny reviews
Bash Slash, angst, prank wars, fulton is in love with portman, portman is questionable...
Mighty Ducks - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 11/28/2004
Harry Potter and the Children of the Future by Ahja Reyn reviews
In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Into the Closet by silver-etoile reviews
COMPLETE: Harry and Draco are stuck in a closet for a night. What's there to do? Fight, of course! And perhaps something else...HD SLASH formerly under roxierose13 penname
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,416 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Serendipity by SolarCat reviews
[HPDM slash] Strange dreams and the arrival of Draco Malfoy on his doorstep send Harry's sixth year spinning in a direction he never expected. At long last, Chapter 30! Please forgive the wait, and leave a Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,854 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5698 - Favs: 5,759 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fear, Itself by Masked Men reviews
Is Ra's Al Ghul immortal? Are his methods supernatural? Only Dr. Crane can lead Bruce to the terrorist before he launches a fullscale attack on Gotham again. Rated M for BWXJC slash. R & R. Format fixed in chapter 2.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005
In the Shade of Actuality by A.H. Cokey reviews
Draco slash Harry. Shortstory. The world never accepted their love, and thus: They do not accept the world. Dawn will come and go, united they shall be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Smoke by kirstennn reviews
Richard smokes and Justin is easily persuaded. RJ Slash.
Murder by Numbers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/6/2005
The Very Secret LiveJournals by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Stuck in a Closet by Nuwanda reviews
Seth and Ryan drop in on another of Kirsten’s developments. Getting stuck in a closet was never part of the bargain...but then again, neither is what happens as a result. Turns out some pretty interesting things can happen in the strangest of places. S
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2005
Just Too Late by RockTheWorld reviews
FINISHED! At last! Final 3 chappies now up! Slash story full of drama and occasional fluff. KC.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,782 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Complete
Shoot Back To Skol by Dead Caffeine Junkie reviews
Elephant fic. Alex and Eric as they could have been. (mm)
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2004
Trapped in a Nightmare I by teenyyogini reviews
Part 1/2. 6 long years after their island rescue, Jack and Ralph find themselves trapped in each other's lives once more. Something special reawakens from their reunion and what began as a simple bet may just turn into something more... Ralph/Jack/OC
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,319 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Complete
Musing by BoySexWriter reviews
Just a small sex scene I wrote at 3am. Slash, Jack and Ralph making love for the first time at military school. Based on the 1990 movie, not the book.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2004
Between Heaven and Hell by P.D-chan reviews
Love and hate are so close.A DracoHarry Story.Chapters rewritten.I'm back
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,901 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/8/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Adaptações by Super Saiyajin Priscila reviews
ATUALIZEI! QUARTO CAPÍTULO POSTADO(SLASH)da minha fiction, onde imaginei como seria a continuação de "O Senhor das Moscas", principalmente para Jack e Ralph
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - Portuguese - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 9/6/2004
Blood Bonds And Servitude by Chibimono Akuno reviews
Voldermort is dead. Harry should know he killed him. Peace is suddenly shattered by a coup, lead by the Malfoy family. Harry finds himself forced into slavery... His master? Draco Malfoy. Slash. DISCONTINUED! WILL NOT BE COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,507 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/16/2004 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Flying by Poisoned Honey reviews
“You want to know that face that you’ve never truly seen. You want to fall into that gleaming, silver gaze. You want him.” Harry sees Draco flying and discovers unknown feelings. DMHP angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Beautiful Brown Eyes by Mark of CTown reviews
ZackFreddy SLASH! Freddy's POV... Freddy comes to realization that he is gay and wants Zack...takes place during movie...R and R! One-shot!
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Freddy J., Zack M. - Complete
The War Within by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 11! SLASH! This saucy, romantic comedy involves an angsty, suicidal Harry whose love life gets completely revamped by a sexcrazed, manipulative red head. Will Ginny mastermind Harry’s seduction of his one true ferret? Does she have an agenda?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Orchid by Wednesday Ghost reviews
Some things are beautiful, and yet horrible. Blood on the snow, fallen angels, the sliver of silver that betrays in the dark. Harry had always thought this of Draco- beautiful, yet horrible. (SLASH, darkfic)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Anything Can Happen in the Woods by Nuwanda reviews
Anything can happen in the woods…but can those “anythings” be captured and held onto in everyday life? Harry and Draco learn the answer one night when they find each other in the woods. Slash, HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Devious Plan by Foof reviews
Sequel to 'Draco Malfoy and the Devious Plan.' This is Harry's revenge. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Tin of Sherbet Lemons by dentedsky reviews
A Christmas ficlet for a friend, who liked Dumbledore and Fawkes, femme slash and a side order of Harry x Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Albus D.
Silent Communication by Albino Penguin reviews
Fred and George share an evening of wordless bonding slash. lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003 - George W., George W.
This Side of Me by cherrycola69 reviews
Saving his mortal enemy in a moment of insanity Draco is suddenly labelled a hero. Floundering in a new life and hiding from Death Eaters with Harry he finds that his allegiance isn’t the only thing that’s changed DH COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,302 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not Just Another Guy by writelikeademon reviews
EphramColin slash. During the ski trip, Ephram and Colin reveal their true feelings for each other. R&R Chapter 6 Up!
Everwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,785 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 9/11/2003
The Piano Lesson by Everwood-Smallville reviews
Colin/Ephram slash. Story from Colin's point of view.
Everwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003
The Realization by indulgance rodent reviews
[jake-tobias slash] After a battle, Jake goes to talk to Tobias and realizes something he hadn't noticed before. [chapter FIVE now up, reviews appreciated!]
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,569 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 1/31/2001
The Avarice of Angels by Wednesday Ghost reviews
SLASH. Ch2 up. No OotP spoilers. Harry's heart is frozen. Draco wants a favor and wishes to pay with sex. Colin only wants someone to love. Everyone loses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
The Untold Want by Penelope-Z reviews
Warning: Harry/Draco slash. The 5th year at Hogwarts begins with a dramatic confrontation between Harry and Draco.*CHAPTER 11 UPLOADED*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,507 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/17/2003 - Published: 11/16/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Bash Brothers by alienated lycanthrope reviews
The first chapter in the adventures of two alienated and possibly amorous enforcers (my first fanfiction, so sorry if it sucks, feedback is nice!)
Mighty Ducks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,246 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003
Choices by Chainlinks reviews
AU, JR slash Jack has Ralph at spearpoint and gives him a choice.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Complete
Obsession by Rhys1 reviews
Lupin finds himself in love with his Potions partner Snape, with one major complication: Lucius Malfoy. Set during Lupin and Snape's sixth year at Hogwarts. LOTS of angsty teen drama. Slash (duh).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,403 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2002 - Remus L., Severus S.
Beloved Night by Artemis Rain reviews
Slash Warning A late night meeting between Jake and Tobias.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2002 - Complete
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Chess reviews
Life is like a game of chess and Harry is the pawn... DarkFic,Slash, atempeted suicide, future Harry x Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Harry P.
Sex, drugs, and rock n roll reviews
[Detroit Rock city] somewhere inbetween, lex has a thing for jam...maybe more then just a thing...Hawk notices. this is slash!
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 7/19/2006
When It's All you've Got Left reviews
Sequal to When All Else Fails : The aftermath of the destruction of Hogwarts Castle. The war has begun...dramatic music tum tum tum WARNING: SLASH, Harry and Draco ,angst, romance,some dark side crossovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,645 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter Magazine reviews
Draco get's frustrated by Harry Potter's Fame, but forms an obsession to a magazine article about him, but when his mother dies his priorites change..starting in 6th year..future Slash, Rating may rise, Warnings: Minor Character death and destructive beha
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,015 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
When All Else Fails reviews
Harry's Family is dead and he runs away, Draco doesn't want to become a death eater and he runs away. What are the chances of them meeting up on a train to muggle London? SLASH! Harry x Draco,Angst, romance, Rated R for sex,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,876 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Red Kryptonite and it's effects reviews
Red!Clark visits Lex at the manor...Slash, AU and a bit non-consentual, Clark x Lex. Femme slash in later chapters, lana x lois
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
A Prank Gone Wrong reviews
A Short Femme Slash fic Pairing: Cho Chang x Pansy Parkinson A prank potion at the yule ball goes wrong, but is the concequences really all that bad?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Pansy P., Cho C.
Truth or Dare reviews
Fred get's Dared at the end of the year party, but the dare isn't at all what he excpected... Twincest!WARNINGS: Incest, Slash, Fred x George
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2004 - George W.
Golden Lashes and Freckled Cheeks reviews
Fred and George hit a bump in the road as they give into what feels so right...Twincest!...Short 4 page, Incest RomancePOV, Fred x George
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2004 - George W.