SavageGardener
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Joined 06-14-04, id: 609782
Author has written 7 stories for Teen Titans, and Saiyuki.

Ohayo, mes amis:

I'm sorry that I don't write very much or very often, but I'm busy procrastinating. So, you know. I do what I can, when I can, and... I am so, so sorry. I love fanfiction, though. I tend to get violently angry when someone says that it's stupid or pathetic (which it may be, just a little), because it's still great fun. Besides, sometimes it takes a while for authors or artists to get their characters, you know, just right. Really, I think that we fanfiction-ka are doing the public a favor, entertaining them while Kazuya Minekura-sensei works out when the best time would be for Gojyo and Hakkai to come out with their love for each other. And then, you know, screw.

Ahem.

Enjoy, my chickens, enjoy everything for as long as you can. And, you know, review like crazy.

...Please?

-SNORKY

P.S: (sorry about this rant, but...) Like, omigod, a new rant!

I was reading somewhere that no one likes to come to fanfiction.net to read Saiyuki fanfiction because of all the Mary Sues. So SNORKY's a little cheesed off.

Because they're totally right. Every time I come here, the number of Sues has inexplicably multiplied, each more out-of-character and dripping with expected plot scenarios than the next (a half-breed woman for Gojyo, little girl for Goku, random Buddhist monk woman huh? for Sanzo, and someone with green eyes for Hakkai). Listen Sue-writers, I know you want Sanzo to fall in love with you. We all do. It's really nothing to be ashamed of. So if you want to make up the love sonnet Sanzo will write to you and play it in your mind as you fall asleep at night, go right on ahead. If you want to write a story about your children and growing old together, great. But please, for the love of Buddha, leave it on your computer and don't send it to ours! You're destroying ff.net's reputation, you're alienating possible readers! There are SO many great writers out there (KarotsaMused, Celrevia, Sora-kun, etc.) who deserve to be read and appreciated for their talent and their stories! AND YOU'RE SCREWING THEM OVER.

So, please, stop it. Dedicate yourselves to wonderful stories that will do justice to our boys and the great sensei, Kazuya.

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lives are gold by my cure on ice reviews
dying is overrated. cho hakkai and the active pursuit of a ghost of a devil. [hakkaigojyo]
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/6/2005
textbook romance by my cure on ice reviews
the way gojyo tells stories makes hakkai feel lost. [hakkaigojyo]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2005
Disposables by KarotsaMused reviews
AU. Hakkai asked for copies of the photos. This evening, they have arrived. [gratuitous 58 fluffiness]
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/19/2005
Kiregire by Celrevia reviews
Maybe this is what they mean by 'madness', as you certainly seem to think so. Sha Gojyo, and Cho Hakkai, and something like a path running to a place called home. 58. Beware falling language and implications.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/11/2005
Domesticated by Celrevia reviews
A week in the life of Cho Hakkai and Sha Gojyo. Which is to say, 'happily ever after' has always been something like being part friends, part bemused roommates, and part Old Married Couple. A dash of 58 to go with your coffee?
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Published: 1/12/2005
Two Steps Back by KarotsaMused reviews
Gonou after Kanan's death with one major difference - Gojyo's there to talk him down. (E&A)
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2004
Eights and Aces by KarotsaMused reviews
COMPLETE! AU - Sanzo's a rich brat, Goku's his butler-cum-bodyguard, Kanzeon Bosatsu's the benefactress...and a redheaded upstart shatters their wonderful little system
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,552 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 2/6/2004 - Complete
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Itai reviews
It hurts more the second time around hurts more for knowing the signs, knowing you should have stopped it. But, really, how can you? Hakkaicentric 5853
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete
To Hell With Courtship reviews
Postjourney Drinking tea together should be romantic enough, right? Who cares about chocolate and poetry anyway? GojyoxHakkai
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/11/2005
Train Without Tracks reviews
Musings on the freedom and chaos offered by absent-mindedness in one Cho Hakkai. Slight 58.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2005
Itadakimasu reviews
How do you handle disappointment; how can you forget your own failures? Something so simple, but how can it hurt so much? GOJYO X HAKKAI
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/5/2005
A Decaying Road reviews
After the confrontation with Gyumaoh, our tattered heroes stumble back to a home quickly decaying before their eyes. GOJYO X HAKKAI
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2004
Poppies reviews
During a break from the monotony of travel, Gojyo muses on flowers and on his best friend. GojyoXHakkai
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/28/2004
I Know Why The Caged Bird Screams reviews
Beast Boy recalls a fateful attack that left a fellow Titan trapped...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2004