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Howdy ho you lovely writers and readers! I just wanted to write a bio only for the purposes of not being a creeper who doesn't write fanfic but loves to read. So with that being said if you have any stories you'd like to recommend please let me know.

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Your Case or Mine by blowmiakisscolin reviews
Detective Emma Swan is one of Boston Homicide's finest. Killian Jones is head of the FBI team who swoops in to take jurisdiction when multiple homicides sharing similarities with her current case pop up out of state. But they'll have to learn to work together to lure out their killer when they're required to go undercover. As a married couple. CS Cops/Undercover/Fake Marriage AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 227,450 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 8/15/2020 - Published: 9/2/2016 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] David N./Prince Charming, Will Scarlet/Knave of Hearts
FindEmmaSwanAFriend by randomsquare reviews
Feeling left behind by her more successful, settled friends, Emma Swan moves to Scotland on a whim. Sure, she's winning at Instagram, but something is still missing from her new life. Fortunately, her friends back home are on it. #FindEmmaSwanAFriend goes viral. Enter Killian Jones, reluctant columnist, who is on the hunt for his newest subject, and may just have found her. CS AU
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,324 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 7/22/2020 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Between Heaven and Hell by Alexandra Lyman reviews
A Hook/Emma angel/demon AU. They hide in plain sight, the servants of heaven and hell. The angels and the demons, who can save your soul or damn it. They stand on opposite sides, they are the bringers of light and the agents of darkness, they are enemies in an eternal war, but what happens when an angel and a demon are inexplicably drawn to each other?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 159,338 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 5/18/2020 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Will Scarlet/Knave of Hearts
Beyond the Horizon by Alexandra Lyman reviews
AU: When Princess Emma's ship is captured by the Jolly Roger and Captain Killian Jones, she offers herself as a hostage for ransom if he will let the ship and the other passengers go. With Emma, Killian remembers the honour he once held dear, and Emma catches glimpses of the gentleman Killian had been. Against all odds, the pirate and the princess begin to fall for each other.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,522 - Reviews: 2557 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 3,592 - Updated: 1/19/2020 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 18826 - Favs: 38,506 - Follows: 20,152 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Hedgehog's Dilemma by Shadukiam reviews
Hermione is Harry's best friend, and Draco is Harry's long-term boyfriend. The problem, of course, is that he's sort of in love with both of them. The Age of Aquarius has finally met its match. Draco/Harry/Hermione triad fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,269 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 9/9/2019 - Published: 9/2/2016
The Alkahest by Shadukiam reviews
The Marriage Law, once enacted, has the power to destroy Hermione's perfectly normal life. Luckily, she and Ron are already planning to obey the horrific law together as a team... Until a Malfoy-shaped wrench gets thrown into the works. Dramione. Cover by littleneko1923 (thank you!).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 381,787 - Reviews: 5706 - Favs: 5,333 - Follows: 6,786 - Updated: 9/9/2019 - Published: 2/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
The Reclamation of Black Magic by ShayaLonnie reviews
Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,026 - Reviews: 8699 - Favs: 13,402 - Follows: 17,395 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Dorea Black/Potter
put me in coach, i'm ready to play by killians-dimples reviews
PR Director Emma Swan moves to Pittsburgh intent on restarting her life. But playboy shortstop Killian Jones is making her job a hell of a lot harder with his antics. CS AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,592 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
An Affair To Remember by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger-Weasley gave up her career at the Ministry for her husband, Ron Weasley, and now works at Hogwarts... with Draco Malfoy. Her one time tormentor has begun in earnest to pursue her, determined to win her love. This will be an affair to remember! FIC CHALLENGE. Dramione Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. REVISION 2.0 in process now (rev. 1 taken down & no longer distributed).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,261 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Wednesday's Child by Dani-Ellie03 reviews
The next time Emma Swan wanted magical help, she was on her own. Because now they were stuck with a pint-sized savior who clearly had an attitude problem and a terrified but pretending not to be pre-pirate. (or, the Charming Family deals with a magical accident and does some healing in the meantime)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,876 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 7/31/2017 - [David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard] Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Hitched by LitRaptor42 reviews
Hitchhiker Emma catches a ride with a quiet truck driver named Jones. Can these perfect strangers become friends... or maybe more? A Captain Swan AU that I've been teasing on Tumblr for ages. MA for slightly explicit sexual scenes and language.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,455 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 2/27/2017 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Knot because I love you, just because I care by kissmelikeapirate reviews
Her visa was up. He offered to help. That's what friends are for -right?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,124 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 3/10/2017 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
Bleeding Hearts by EvilIsntBorn337 reviews
Emma Swan has spent a decade killing the soulmates of those willing to pay for immortality, but being suddenly given a partner makes her question whether her life is now the one on the line - either at the hands of her uncompromising boss, or at the hands of a stranger magic altogether.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/22/2017 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Soul Scars by ShayaLonnie reviews
"Scars can come in handy." — Magic gives the gift of a soulmate. Separated by war, alliances, beliefs, and blood, but connected by skin. What if you shared the scars of the person that magic has given you? What if you really, really wished that you didn't?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,293 - Reviews: 3480 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Daphne G. - Complete
A Comic Book Fairy Tale by SpartanGuard reviews
Killian Jones works in a comic shop. When Emma Swan walks through the doors, it's more of an adventure than the stories on the pages of the books all around him. (rated K for slightly coarse language)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/29/2016 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Complete
Lethologica by lifeinahole reviews
Maybe if they could think of the perfect word to describe their friendship, everything else would fall into place. (Captain Swan au)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,247 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 4/14/2016 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Roses in December by justanotherclassic reviews
In a flash of rainbow light, Emma remembers. (Missing Year Canon Divergence)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,054 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Fortuna Major by olivieblake reviews
She's with Ron, he's with Astoria, and nothing a cheap psychic on the Venice Boardwalk says is going to change that. Or will it? Dramione, muggle AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,421 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 5/12/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Firebird by Tadpole24 reviews
For a while she's been able to block out exactly where they are. But he's making her face it. He's making her accept it and, god, she doesn't want to. A Captain Swan oneshot based on upcoming speculation.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/27/2016 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Honey & Gunpowder by Shadukiam reviews
Done for the drabble challenge on my tumblr. "At the age of twenty-six, Draco wasn't exactly happy to admit to anyone – least of all himself – that the best thing that could have happened to him in his life was somehow befriending Ginny Potter." Dramione, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 108 - Published: 4/3/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
More Than A Memory by always-been-a-pirate reviews
He didn't remember much. He didn't remember her. The accident changed their lives and sent Emma into a tailspin, desperate for Killian to come back to her. But when he finally wakes up from his coma, the past six years are gone. He has no recollection of their love, but Emma refuses to give up on them. She's got her work cut out for her, but some memories are worth fighting for.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,587 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Lady of the Lake by Colubrina reviews
Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. They have plans and they'll get power, but the cost of victory may be higher than they expected and more than they can bear. Dark Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 183,705 - Reviews: 4899 - Favs: 7,020 - Follows: 3,261 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Love is a Battlefield by mryddinwilt reviews
Emma learns sword fighting from Killian Jones: falling in love is what happens between their sparring sessions. From Neverland to the S5 finale a long one-shot examining their relationship growth through their sword fighting lessons.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,343 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/4/2015 - [Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S.] - Complete
The Deadline by Lena Phoria reviews
It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 329,548 - Reviews: 3797 - Favs: 6,642 - Follows: 3,203 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Ever After by damnedscribblingwoman reviews
Draco and Hermione fall under a sleeping curse and get thrown into a dream world filled with the fairy-tale version of their friends and family. ::Written for Hawthorn & Vine's Reverse Challenge 2014::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,208 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mountain and The Sea by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Hermione Granger was perfectly happy with her life, her job as a Healer Trainee, her ugly cat and her cute little house in the countryside. And then Draco Malfoy had to go and mess that all up, typical git. Post-Hogwarts, EWE, OOC, creature!fic. 18
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,464 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 3,709 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Little, Fragile Toys by Bex-chan reviews
"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 649 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's All Uncharted by redhead414 reviews
"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 232,163 - Reviews: 2226 - Favs: 8,697 - Follows: 3,029 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 3211 - Favs: 10,582 - Follows: 3,223 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Politician's Wife by pir8fancier reviews
Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Everything Changes by inadaze22 reviews
“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,191 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 6,489 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete