Ate de Anguis
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Joined 06-15-04, id: 610504, Profile Updated: 05-26-14
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Harry Potter.


I've been getting a lot of traffic recently, so I guess I should update this. I'm a 27 year old student (still, but getting a doctorate now, at least) who sadly has written next to nothing in a while. Maybe this summer? I'm really glad to see people are still enjoying my stories (especially "Shop Loyalty" since it's my favorite). Thanks to everyone who has reviewed, added my stories to their C2, and favorited! If I ever do write again, it will definitely be dedicated to all you people who gave me such a warm welcome and continue to brighten my day!


Well, I've been a member of FFN for a few years now, and I finally decided that I probably ought to put up a profile. Or, you know, at least a few sentences.

I'm a 21 year old college student (female), who...will probably still be in college two years from now. What can I say--last minute changing of majors.

Most of my stuff, regardless of when it was posted, is fairly old. I just came across a fic I wrote almost three years ago and had never posted, but decided to put it up anyway. I don't post anything that is unfinished--mostly because I'm a terrible, horrible person when it comes to continuing fics, and it drives me crazy when I love a fic and it never gets finished. If I ever get around to finishing anything, I'll be sure to post it. In the meantime, one shots are all I'm putting up.

I really don't have much else to say, I suppose. I've never been quite sure what to write for these things. Maybe I'll add some quotes or something later. Maybe. Considering my track record so far, most likely not.


Titpuce66 was awesome enough to translate "The Greatest Criminal" into French for anyone who's interested! The link is below:

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Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 277,649 - Reviews: 2387 - Favs: 2,715 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36064 - Favs: 27,995 - Follows: 20,470 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3702 - Favs: 5,639 - Follows: 2,734 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,543 - Reviews: 4307 - Favs: 9,720 - Follows: 3,728 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Autobiography of a Bully reviews
Even when Harry wasn't there, he was an inescapable part of Dudley's life. Years after they parted ways as teenagers and as Dudley grew into an adult, that was still true.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2019 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Shop Loyalty reviews
Once upon a time, Teuchi was not so different from any other shop keeper in Konoha, but then Naruto came along and did what he does best: changes people.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 118 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Teuchi - Complete
The Good People of Gotham reviews
"Batman? Who really believes in that urban legend?" the people of the world scoff. And what kind of person would want to live in Gotham, anyway?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Letters from Naruto reviews
Kakashi's side of The Greatest Criminal and A Lack of Criminality.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Lack of Criminality reviews
Haruno Sakura is glad to have found the path she's truly suited for. Followup to The Greatest Criminal.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Greatest Criminal reviews
Maito Gai likes Naruto, doesn't really care for Sasuke, and hates Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete