Author has written 6 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, and Naruto.
Good fanfic quotes (stories with tons of awesome quotes are in bold):
"I assure you, I am completely sane. Nine out of ten voices in my head say so."
"Out of curiosity, why is it assumed that muggles can't make potions?
"Read books, get smart, and don't let anyone tell you you suck." - Quote from Lightstar1154's "Hermione Granger and the Sorcerer's Stone" in the Harry Potter Dialogue Centre
"MASTER! The toast!" Tahl now could smell what at first she thought to be candles burning. Obi-Wan ran for the kitchen.
Yoda rolled his eyes as he got to his feet, leaning heavily on his gimer stick. “Dorks, you all are.” - Quote from Rae of Rosemary's "It's ok, Master, the force hates me, too"
“‘Quick’ is my middle name,” said Obi-Wan, walking through the door as if on cue.
“Holy crap,” he said in shock. “I’m a dad!”
(deciding on names for the twins)
"Keep your focus, Obi-Wan. The council can be a pestering bunch. One day I will teach you how to defy them." - From Obi the Kid's "The Loss of Innocence"
Apollonia is my father’s owl. He got her when I was in school to make correspondence easier. He named her after the Patron Saint of Dentists. We’re not even Catholic. I don’t ask.- Hermione in Starlight623's "The Wedding of the Century"
She (Mara Jade) was, young, she was sexy, and if you didn't count the fact that she was Palpatine's concubine, she was single. - Obi-Wan in Da2187Leia's "Star Wars/Moulin Rouge! Elephant Love Medely"
Shmi. What the hell kind of name is that anyway, he wondered again. She was a nice lady, but damn... What kind of parents would name their kid 'Shmi'? Not that I'm anyone to judge, he admitted ruefully. His own nickname was disturbingly effeminate, and he'd never really liked his last name either. Anakin had always wished he could have had a cool name, like Kenobi, or Jinn, or even Windu; 'Skywalker' sounded retarded. But at least my first name isn't Shmi, he consoled himself. -Anakin in crystalcave's "Bad Boys, JEDI Style"
"What is it now, Threepio? Artoo make fun of your pink apron again?" -Anakin in LVB's "Father of the Bride"
“Maaaaaaaaaster!” Kenobi cried as he ducked behind said older man, and clutched at the back of his tunics. “Maaaaaaster! He tried to take my arm off!”
Curious of his master’s intentions, Obi-Wan cleared his mind, and looked to the Force for guidance, but it seemed that even it had no idea what the hell Qui-Gon was going to do next. The Force, being immensely frustrated by its inability to predict Qui-Gon’s actions, decided it needed a vacation and went away for a little while. -Obi-Wan in Viva-la-Resistance's "The Joys of Spare Time"
“Can you give us a minute? We’re having an intimate non-gay moment.”
"Do you know what it's like to have a lemur have a nightmare while it's sleeping on your head! DO YOU!” -Zuko in Lady Amaya's "Hunted Water"
“'Sides, I can't have the Fire Nation taking my woman, now can I?”
(Gran Gran and Jeong Jeong are making out across the room)
It was at this moment that Deidara chose to burst through the ballroom doors. He was panting heavily, sweat matting his hair to his face and a ecstatic grin on his face. “Did any of you guys know what happens when you stick a fork in the microwave?! Apparently, not only art is a bang, un!” -Deidara in Renalin's "Naruto For The Teenage Soul"
“You brought the man who’s going to be my father-in-law to my stag party and then chose a strip club?!” Naruto muttered dangerously, his face tensing and teeth clenching. “Kakashi-sensei, the man hates me enough!”
'Fine, I’ll stay. But if any of the strippers touch me I swear to God I will burn this place down.' -Sasuke in ohwhatsherface's "My Big Fat Hyuuga Wedding"
Naruto’s voice was much deeper than the screamer’s had been, and Sasuke was not one for screaming (unless Naruto parading around naked was involved in the equation), so that left Sakura. Sakura was not the kind of girl who screamed for any old reason; either Naruto had tripped with a kunai in hand and killed Sasuke, or Sasuke had taken off his shirt. -Kakashi in Imbrium Iridum's "Chibi'd"
All that left was Sasuke, sixteen and more interested in saving the whales than saving his father's business. No wonder Fugaku was pissed. -Itachi in gigabomb's "The End of Life As He Knew It" on LiveJournal
Shikamaru was not the person she loved most in the world. Kankuro, annoying little brother that he was, had carved out that niche when she was five years old, he was four, and he had put on a sock puppet show for her to try and cheer her up when he found her crying in her room one evening over something their father had said. -Cut line from Gigabomb's "A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar"
I just sort of love the idea that everyone else is scared to shit of Itachi, and Kisame's like, "Hey, Itachi-san, now that you've killed everyone, it's time for dinner. How about that one seafood place we passed half a mile back?"
"Oh, wait, EXCUSE ME! I forgot that flowers are an ENDANGERED SPECIES around here since you've decided to become the lumberjack from HELL!" -Tenten to Neji in Silverlight's "The Hyuuga Persuasion"
She fished around in her pocket, and pulled out a photograph of a baby panda. Naruto cooed.
“So, how many hearts do you have right now?”
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