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I changed my name from Jinikatt789 to KuriousKittyKat. Just wanted to clear that up!

I'm a thirteen year old girl who is completely and totaly obsessed with Chad Michael Murray,Michael Phelps (he is so freaking hot!), boys, chopsticks for your hair, the color purple, and cats,all of which will be included in my fics. I have a kitty named Sweetie who is kinda psychotic and likes to bite my toes while I'm on the computer. I live in the middle of the desert in Texas in a BIG city. (No, I DO NOT have a horrible accent!) I'm actually hispanic. I don't have much inspiration for my stories considering I live in the middle of the desert. That's why some of my stories seem dumb. I get the inspiration for my stories from my school which is really crazy considering it is a religious school.(I'm top in my class, I don't know why considering i don't like school and I never study. No, I'm not a geek with glasses and braces.) I have to wear a uniform. Yuck! I also get the ideas for my stories from my friends house. She has a lot of brothers and sisters (I have none) and all of them are always doing something crazy. I am also obsessed with the bands Linkin Park, Good Charlotte, Maroon 5, Simple Plan, GwenStefani,not to mention Usher(a very wierd combo of music, I know). So remember, if you don't like kitties, boys and/or purple, stay away!
Thank you and goodnight.
I almost forgot to tell you my favorite joke. Religious people, don't be offended. Remember I go to a religious school, I hear this joke all the time in the hallways.

This girl Mary falls asleep in her Religion class and her teacher asks her, "Who created everything?" Then the boy behind Mary sticks her in the butt with a very sharp pencil and she yells out,"God Almighty!"
Then her teacher responds,"Very good Mary". Then Mary falls back asleep. Then her teacher asks her
"Who is the savior of all people?" Then Mary gets stuck in the butt again and screams out,"Jesus Christ!" The teacher responds," That is the correct answer Mary, I see you have been studdying." Mary falls asleep for the third time. Then the teacher asks her one more question,"What did Leah say to Jacob after their 13th child?" Mary got stuck in the butt again and screamed," if you stick that in me one more time, I swear to God, I'm going to break it off!"

I love that joke! Anyways, Please read and review my stories!

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The Prefect's Bathroom by The Leopardess reviews
What happens when Draco and Hermione meet in the Prefect's Bathroom and take a bath? Caution, somewhat explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
That Was Weird by justcrazyobsessed reviews
Hermione has a strange encounter with Malfoy and neither of them can get it off of their minds. What began as Operation Split up the Golden Trio may wind up becoming a journey of hate, lust, seduction...and...could it cliche but good
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 100,291 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Quinn's Horrible Problem by Starlight506 reviews
Quinn's about to start her fifth year at Hogwarts, but it takes a turn for the worst when a secret admirer loves her to death, literally. Or she thinks it's a secret admirer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,492 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 9/2/2004
Breaking Thorugh Glass by Amitee reviews
Hermione and Draco are engaged and living together i a huge mansion with Ron and Iolana and the newly marrried Ginny and Harry. what happens when Iolana gives birth during Ginnys wedding? New chapter, RR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Hogwarts Yearbook reviews
Hogwarts just got a yearbook! This story includes Crabbe and Goyle as cutest couple and Harry on the loo! DMHG Draco comes up with an evil plan to sabotage. Contains cussing and drama. Will contain cutting in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,518 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A collection of Fairy Tales Harry Potter style reviews
This story was formerly Kissing the Wrong Frog. I just decided to add chapters to it. This story is basically a bunch of fairy tales that take a weird twist for the worst. If you like a quick read, dumb Voldemort stories, and a laugh, click here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Brittney Spears Wannabe reviews
Snape gets obsessed with Brittney Spears. This story contains a blonde Snape, a dancing dumbeldore, and toilets blowing up. How fun does that sound? Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Severus S., Ginny W.
An Unfortunate Blind Date reviews
Ginny helps Hermione find a blind date on the internet. The question is, who is Hermione's blind date. Don't tell us it's....SNAPE! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Voldemort's Shopping Tips reviews
Voldemort giving shopping tips to young teeny boppers. What has the world come to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Voldemort
Voldy Moldy's Sensitive Side, Well Sort Of reviews
PG just to be safe. This story is basically what the title says. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Voldemort
Opposite Day reviews
A spoof on Alice and Wonderland. It's opposite day at Hogwarts and Hermione didn't get the memo.R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Hermione G.