Author has written 2 stories for How to Train Your Dragon.
Hey everyone I am fairly experienced in the world of Fanfiction, I'm a beta reader for IAmTheBrovahkiin and I highly recommend his story, anyways my story "A Stormcutters Love" Has been adopted by non other than 'Prime's Daughter' *applause*.
My newest community is in Movies - Big Hero 6
If you wish to join my community PM me!
School of dragons = SteelBlueFury/CCLNEC
Deviantart = Nightstatic01
Tumblr(don't use it much)= superpizzatriumph
Name: Jokul Frosti (My real name starts with 'I' thats all your getting)
Favorite song at the moment: League of Legends: Get Jinxed
Likes: Dogs, Dragons, comics, supernova, comic-con, reading, gaming, drawing/art, cats (that don't try to kill me), nutella, chocolate in general, pranking, perfecting impressions and evil laughs (i have FINALLY managed to mimic Dick Grayson's amazing Cackle) and many many more things...I like angst every once and a while...makes life interesting...
Favorite books: Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, The Maze Runner, The owls of Ga'hoole, Wolves of the beyond, Eragon (inheritance cycle), Hunger games, Fallen, Divergent series, Irina the wolf queen (series), Secrets of the wolves (series) lament (series), Ingo (series), Radiant (series), Children of poseidon (series) Daughters of the sea (series) and many more than I can't name and/or think of plus I luuuv fan fiction and online manga and comics!!
Favorite TV Shows: American Dragon: Jake Long, Danny Phantom, Spectacular Spiderman, Ultimate Spiderman(sometimes I just like a good laugh and its gotten better recently, he actually shed tears), Teen Titans, Young Justice, Supernatural, Vampire Diaries, Adventure Time, Regular show, Love child, Justice league/Justice league unlimited, Arrow, The flash, Supergirl, Daredevil, Legend of Korra, Avatar the last airbender, a bunch of youtube channels and other shows that I can't think of or name at the moment
Favorite Movies: Jaws, Harry Potter, Rise of the Guardians, Iron Man series, Avengers, Frozen, Tangled, Brave, How To Train Your Dragon, etc etc (must I really chose??)
Favorite Music: Skillet, Tigerlily(she's a DJ), Who killed mickey (yet another DJ) Skrillex, Katy Perry, Christina perri. Kesha, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, Meghan trainor, Rihanna, Usher, Justin timberlake, LMFAO, SIm3 (come on their music is awesome), Afrojack, Adele, Beyonce, carrie underwood, Black Eyed Peas, Casting crowns, Fall out boy, Greek fire, Demi lovato, Ellie goulding, Disney and dreamworks Music, Fifth harmony, G.R.L., Gossling, Guy sebastian, Havana brown, Hillsong, Imagine dragons, Jessie J, Jessica Mauboy, Karmin and Kat Deluna Etc etc etc...sooooomanyyyymoreeee...
Also my favorite character ever is Robin (at the moment lol...i luv him though sometimes i go through fazes when i adore different characters but honestly ever since i was old enough to know what heroes were my fave DC hero was The Flash and my fave Marvel was Spiderman, but honestly i luv them AAAAALLL (Robin is still awesome) plus I'm batman so...forever gonna support the batclan (batfam 5ever)
Oh I'm for:
Catwoman and Batman or as i say CATMAN OR BATWOMAN XD
Dick and Babs BATBIRD OR REDBAT...or somethin...
Rainbow Snowcone (luv this so much)
RuffCup (Ruffnut/Hiccup: Don't judge till you try it)
King Shark/Killer Frost
Cat Girl/Kaldur (i read a fanfic and they were cute pairing)
and others that I can't think of at the moment. (so many ships idk why I bother listing them)
'I luv making ppl who already hate me hate me more (smiles evilly *grabs paint gun*)'
I am the 81st member of G.M.A.D. I am a member of the patrol, which means I patrol the 4 worlds and the lair secretly (And proud of it). IF you want in on us then PM NightFury999. She'll send the form. May Thor watch over you!
"I, Scarlet, swear complete loyalty to the Guardian Magic Archer Dragons, the Circle, and my leaders. If I am to leave the Guardian Magic Archer Dragons, I will allow my name to be removed, this includes my
Guardianship, Archer level, Sorcerer level, and more. I, Scarlet, swear loyalty to NightFury999 and those who follow."
Username: ScarletNightFury (call me Scarlet)
My (characters) voice: Karliah's from Skyrim (I like to hum and sing, mostly to myself though I do use it to sooth animals and children)
Age: Appears 16, 1 year for the space elves is 100 for the humans so she's roughly 1600 (she took after the elves when it comes to aging)
Do you write/read HTTYD, ROTG, Brave 2012, and/or Tangled fics?: Yes I write HTTYD (so far) and read all
What is your favorite movie out of the Big Four?: How To Train Your Dragon (by a gazillion I am obsessed :D)
Are you A Viking, A Dragon Rider, A Guardian, An Archer, A Sorcerer, A Warrior or All?: All
What kind of Dragon do you have?: A Cosmic Flamebird (Majime's Cosmic dragon DeviantArt) she's the size of a fully grown dalmatian,she has a very fiery personality, only listens to me and is very loyal. She has sharp claws and fangs/teeth, she can shoot hidden spikes out from under her fur/scales/feathers and she breathes burning hot pink fire (exactly like Alexandrite from Steven Universe). She is fully trained and can do tricks E.g sit, stay, come, fetch, intimidate, guard, attack, stand down, heal ect. Her species is very rare and I found her as a hatchling then raised her and protected her. When I need to travel long distances I can teleport (with and without passengers), I have a horse called Silverblood (Sil or Silver for short) who is snow white with a sparkling, shining silver sheen and ice blue eyes (She's a Gypsy Vanner), she carries all my gear and her saddle, reins and other accessories are all the same theme as my clothing and armour).
What is your Dragons Name?: Chrysalis (Crissy for short)
First language: Dovahtiinvaak (look it up, dragon tongue from Skyrim)
What are you the Guardian of?: Flames, fire is both destruction and rebirth. It must be wielded with care.
What level Archer are you?: Legendary
What level Sorcerer are you?: Legendary
What is your Main Weapon?: A large bow and quiver enchanted to never run out of arrows (the one ashe uses in League of Legends, classic/original/main skin), my arrows I select and then imbue with magicka to give them special 'effects' such as fire, ice, shadow, sound, smoke, temporary seduction ect
Side weapon (are sheathed/strapped to my hips): Twin swords of electric blue flames (they're Obsidian black with intricate etches on the blades in my language & wings on the hilts, cannot rust and are lightweight and indestructible, when held by me the blades ignite in hot poisonous green flame, My dragons and i are immune)
I have hidden daggers, throwing knives, shiruken, kunai, flash bombs, smoke bombs, stink bombs (great way to clear a room or hide under someones bed XD), lock picks, poison spikes varying from paralytic to fatal (in jewellery triggered by certain amounts of pressure applied correctly), a small crossbow on my right forearm and a retractable hidden blade on my left (assassins creed style) and I have a medium sized curved (engraved with enchanted symbols causing the blade to have ice related abilities) hunting knife sheathed/attached to my lower back, blade facing my left side and hilt facing my right.
What level is your Main Weapon?: Legendary
I play the harp and the flute (I am also in love with playing acoustic guitar since I came to earth), I love to dance and relax in the sun (I love ballet, earth is so wonderful)
Describe what you look like (doesn't have to be real you) and your personality to be in stories: (I look exactly like Ashe from League of Legends, her classic skin) I am not fully human, I am an elf/human hybrid with pale skin, piercing bright blue eyes, white/silver hair and pointed ears, I can teleport anywhere I can picture clearly in my mind (and it must exist no matter what reality), I have a thin scar across my nose from just past my left eye to just past my right (I was distracted and an enemies arrow skimmed my face, barely missing). I have a mastery of all martial arts and fighting styles, I am a master of stealth, hiding in plain sight, assassination, search and rescue, contortionism, theft, breaking and entering, interrogation, security, sniping, framing, hunting, tracking, taming wild beasts and animals and I have hawk-like vision which alongside training causes me to never miss whether the target is mobile or immobile, no matter how far away or what the circumstances are I will always hit my target. My hearing is highly sensitive and my smell is like a bloodhounds, I have superhuman strength, speed, endurance, perception and agility. I am naturally graceful and elegant. I have complete control over all fire/lava (absorb it, repurpose it, ignite or extinguish a fire simply by willing it, heat up a flame or cool it down, manuver fire and lava into any shape or form etc) I'm 100% fireproof and magma proof, its impossible for me to burn. I'm telepathic and I can speak any language just by making contact with the mind of the being that speaks that language (eidetic memory). I love reading and drawing/painting/sketching and I am very kind, generous, loyal and open-minded but short tempered and if you hurt those close to me you better sleep with one eye open since I will most defintatly take vengeance whether through pranks or more serious measures. I am the first of my kind to join an outsiders 'group' and I'm still learning. I hate people who jump to conclusions and if they do and don't listen to me explaining myself I'll simply nope myself out of the room, threaten them with death for insulting my honour (which elves hold in high regard) or set their butt of fire (or another body part). I'm single due to my hybrid status but happy. My favourite colour is navy blue. I don't tolerate foolish people who can't see past their own pride (they quickly receive a smack to the head curtesy of me and my bow). I know advanced wandless magic. I can see in the dark and see clearly underwater, I absolutely love nutella (discovered it the first time I went to earth after leaving my planet in search of knowledge about humans seeing as my human mother who was an astronaut died giving birth to me and now it is one of the reasons I do not wish to leave). I love to make people close to me laugh. I'm a lightweight drinker and when I do drink I get clumsy, giggly and cuddly and I wanna wrestle everyone.
Dragons of the Month
September: Fire Worm Queen
November: Monstrous Nightmare
December: Night Fury
January: Bewilder Beast
April: Deadly Nadder
May: Hideous Zippleback
June: Timberjack – Yay!!!
July: Screaming Death
The G.M.A.D. National Anthem
Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, When the God's of Four Worlds rised to unite.
They united their magic, their strengths and beliefs, an' created the Founder of our heed
And so they trained, and so they flew And the mountain of a Liar came to be true
We shall fight We shall rise We shall always unite!
We are the sons and the daughters of the Gods of the Four Worlds Httyd, as lovely as she can be. Shall give us our skills of dragon abilitys Rotg, proud of belief, shall guide us through right and wrong and protect us as believed Brave, with a bow in her hand, blesses us with the courage we all need Tang, the kindest of them all, bless our magic, that saves us all
And so our Four Gods, guide us through all. We are loyal, we are brave, we believe and we are kind
We fight by each other, as it shall always be We are the G.M.A.D.
And our flag lights up the sky!
The G.M.A.D. Theme Song
We are Members, we are proud (3x)
We are Members, sing it loud!
Livin' in a Lair inside a moun-tain
Trainin' an' flyin' with every single friend
Throw your hands up
And we'll party through the night
Nows the time we took to the sky!
We are Members, we are proud
We are Members, sing it loud!
We may be young, but we're tougher than ya think
We've survived all death situations
Try and kill us, if you dare
Try and stop us, we don't care
We're the Guardians of Four Worlds
Oh, oh oh, oh oh
We're the Sorcerers of the very best
Oh, oh oh, oh oh
We're the best Archers and all worlds
Oh, oh oh, oh oh
We're the riders of dragons, better than before
Oh, oh oh, oh oh
We are Members, we are proud (2x)
We are Members, sing it loud!
We're the Fighters of the Four Worlds!
We're the Guardian Magic Archer Dragons
And we are PROUD
SING IT LOUD!
By NightFury999, Rider of the Skrill Lightning, Guardian of Reading, Legendary Archer and Sorcerer and Leader of the G.M.A.D.
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree
I am the girl ... that does go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
NightFury999, PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, Bookworm700, Sparteen, GothicShadowPhantom, PsychoticNari, KP100, EmberMclain13, GhostDog401, Turkeyhead987, YoDog41, little miss BANANNA HEAD, RoseZemlya'sFavoriteFan, LaurenJr, ScarletNightFury
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." A black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... (Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)
If you are WAY too addicted to fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
I know no other meaning to life *nibbles on virtual cookie* :3 (:)
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
I do this all the time no wonder I failed my maths exam... Hehehe... (im working on a portal pplz DON’T WORRY MY FELLOW FANS WE WILL HUG TOOTHLESS AND LIVE WITH OUR ANIMATED CRUSHES (soon to be boyfriends/girlfriends ;3)
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
This usually happens when I'm about to say something really important or absolutely amazing…I blame it on my brain being the wrong color…who wants a grey brain?? :3 I mean REALLY?!?! (*mumbles* so dull….)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Usually happens when I'm with my friends ('cause we can't stop and end up suffocating ourselves XD)
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
I’ve stayed up for 38 hours max (dats my record)
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
Hooya I can do quite a few on a uneventful day (and by uneventful I mean no HW, chores etc.)
If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.
What is it with people against reading?! I mean REALLY WAT IS GOING ON IN THERE TINY BRAINS!?!?!
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
Being cool is overated…..so is being normal…..Imsoamazingritenowijuswannasayhi!!! ;D
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
I always do this... bad habit……jus cause it’s a bad habit doesn’t mean I wanna break it :D (virtual fist pump)
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
You in your favorite Book or Movie... what could be better?
If you have ever read a novel over 300 pages in under 4 hours, paste this into your profile.
I can read the entire inheritance series in 3 months. And im sure I can do this….unless I’ve already done it and I am having a dory moment again……42wallabywaysydney!!!!
If you think that being normal is vastly overrated, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I have seen your definition of normal…..it is boring and WAAY 2 realistic (*nibbles on virtual cookie and wonders off* now where has my dragon gone off too???)
If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this into your profile
I do this a lot...
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
It means people are actually reading my work! Yippee!!
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do it at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
It drives people nuts!!!
If you're so obsessed with Star Wars that you spend hours imagining yourself living in that galaxy, copy this into your profile.
I do this with almost everything; Tron, HTTYD, ROTG, Brave, Avatar, Eragon, Harry Potter, Star Wars,... you get the idea.
"I'm not random... you just don't think as fast as I do." If you are like this, copy and paste this into your profile.
No...I'm still crazygumballzrandom...
When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
92% of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8% who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
Who's Abercrombie and Fitch? But I find this agreeable
93% of American teens would have a severe emotional break-down if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% that would ask, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this onto your profile.
I am specialzzz
If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! You are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile.
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there!
How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction:
10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."
9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?
8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.
7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet/oneshot/idea.
6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest gets a cookie.
5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.
4. A great story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.
3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.
2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.
1. You repost this onto your profile! :)
Friends will make plans with your parents before they come to your house.
Best friends will barge through the door and yell, “I’M HOME!”
Friends will bring you your homework when you’re home sick.
Best friends will stuff it down a paper shredder for you and then blame it on their dog.
Friends will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Best friends will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you.
Friends ask you to write down your number for them.
Best friends have you on speed dial.
Friends have to be told not to tell anyone.
Best friends already know not to tell.
Friends will help you when you’re lost.
Best friends will give you bad directions and screw with your compass.
Friends will go with you to a concert.
Best friends will help you kidnap the band.
Friends will hide you from the cops.
Best friends are probably the reason they are after you.
Friends will bail you out of prison.
Best friends will be sitting next to you saying, “We screwed up, didn't we? But dang... that was awesome!"
Friends will find you your Prince Charming.
Best friends will find him, kidnap him, and then bring him to you.
Friends will comfort you when he breaks up with you.
Best friends will call him and whisper into the receiver, “Seven days…”
Friends will help you learn how to drive.
Best friends will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect the insurance.
Friends borrow your stuff for a few days and then return it.
Best friends have had your stuff for so long they’ve forgotten it’s yours.
Friends will leave when they feel insulted.
Best friends will forgive you even if you don’t know what you said wrong.
Friends will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
Best friends will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry.
Friends will offer you a soda.
Best friends will dump theirs on you.
Friends will console you when your house catches on fire.
Best friends will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.
Friends will ask, “Hey, are you okay?”
Best friends will load up their shotgun before you can tell them what's wrong.
Friends tell you that you look nice.
Best friends will tell you that your outfit looks like puke and help you find a new one ten minutes before school starts.
Friends say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
Best friends help pick out your studs, take before and after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.
Friends roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
Best friends start rambling with you.
Friends smile amusedly when you get obsessed with something.
Best friends get obsessed with you.
Friends say "See you later!"
Best friends say "I LUUUUUUUUUHHHHHVVVV you!!! DON'T LEEEEEAVVVE!" and tackle/hugs you.
Friends forgive you.
Best friends hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.
Friends tell jokes with you.
Best friends have countless inside jokes with you.
Friends will help you move.
Best friends will help you move the bodies.
Friends meet your boyfriend and say "Nice to meet you."
Best friends meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you.
Friends think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.
Best friends are jumping right after you.
Friends come over every couple of months for a sleepover.
Best friends are your weekend boarders.
Friends are shy around your boyfriend.
Best friends will tease him until he blushes redder than a fire truck.
Friends call you crazy for running through the bleachers yelling, “IT’S PICKLE TIME!”
Best friends say, "NO. IT'S CUCUMBER TIME!" and then run with you.
Friends will be crying at your funeral.
Best friends will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you.
Friends will ignore this.
Best friends will repost this crap!
Why do I read fanfiction?
It's a question that has been brought up many times, and I am here to answer it. I cannot speak for everybody, but I do believe that many people who read fanfiction will agree with what my answer is.
Generally, people consider reading (and especially writing) fanfiction to be a weird thing. I do not agree. I believe the reason people read fanfiction is because of the character development. You may watch hundreds of hours of doctor who and you may read hundreds of pages of harry potter, but what happens when you run out? You have two choices. You either leave that character to rot, forgetting all the attachments you have made to the character, or you read fanfiction.
Good fanfiction is an extension to the character. When you really enjoy the way a character was written, you read fanfiction written by people who also enjoy that character. Instead of throwing away those hours you spent relating with the character, you keep increasing that amount, getting more and more attached to that character. People spend just as much time writing as you do reading, trying to make their interpretation realistic, making it seem like what the character would actually do.
Eventually, some fanfiction readers begin to write their own fanfiction, once they know exactly how the character would react to certain events. The cycle just keeps on going. You end up with a character that is much better established than they were in their respective movie or book. You end up with generally accepted ideas about things not discussed in their stories. You end up with millions of lines that express one character, one that you can relate to on a level you can do with no other. You end up with a million lines describing everything about themselves, written by people just like you.
So really, fanfiction shouldn't be thought down on by the millions who have never gotten close enough to a character to bother to read more about them, by the people who do in fact leave all the connections they've made to rot. They never understand how devoted fanfiction readers can throw their character into a situation and know without a doubt how they would react.
- Darigash (awesome writer, she wrote this and I 100% agree!!)
Mal Mal : is it you? or is it you? maybe you? wheres Steve!?!
Steve : well, i dont know.. hey Steve, do you know where Steve is ?
Steve : Well Steve, i dont know where Steve is.. hang on, let me ask Steve.. hey Steve!
Another Steve : yes Steve ??
Steve : do you know where Steve is ??
Another Steve : well i dont know.. maybe Steve knows... why dont you ask him ???
Steve : oh okay, STEVE !!!
bunch of Steves : ( Together ) YES STEVE ???
Steve : do you know where Steve is ???
bunch of Steves : ( Together ) WELL WE DONT KNOW.. MAYBE YOU CAN ASK STEVE ???
Steve : wait, i thought you said you saw Steve go that way ??
Steve : no i didnt... what are you talking about Steve ???
Steve : hey guys, Steve said that he's going to see Steve in Steve's house, because today is Steve's birthday and he's going to meet Steve at the hub together with Steve..
Steve : yeah, but where is he now Steve ???
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Steve : well, im not sure.. but i think Steve knows.. he's guarding that sector now together with Steve...
Mal Mal: *deadpan face*
Reasons not to mess with kids
Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.
Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”
Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”
Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”
Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”
Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”
Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching", at the end of of the table there was a pile of cookies and it said "Take as many as you want; God is watching the apples'Which Robin are you most like?
Dick Grayson (1st Robin)
[ ] You are in gymnastics/know some acrobatic moves
[x] You are flexible
[x] You love the circus
[x] You have lost someone precious to you in death
[x] You are caring and kind
[x] You are very intelligent
[ ] You're first language was not English
[ ] You live with one parent/guardian
[x] You say “Holy _” a lot
[x] You have your own catchphrase.
[x] You are a leader
[ ] You have had many girlfriends/boyfriends
[x] You have quit a team before
[x] You have made a name for yourself
[x] You are a very positive person.
[x] You have blue eyes
[ ] You have black hair
Jason Todd (2nd Robin)
[x] You own a gun (My dad does... He's a cop...so does my mom...she's a cop 2...Does that count????)
[x] You have failed at something
[x] You have had a near-death experience (I've had 7!)
[x] You are headstrong and moody
[x] You make rash decisions
[x] You have inner turmoil no one understands
[x] You have a grudge against someone
[x] You aren’t afraid to get your hands dirty
[ ] You are out for revenge
[x] You prefer to work alone
[x] You have blue eyes
[ ] You have red hair
Tim Drake (3rd Robin)
[ ] You come from a wealthy family
[x] You idolize someone
[ ] You have lost someone close to you in death
[x] You think things through
[x] You are intelligent and quick to think
[x] You are good a figuring out puzzles
[x] You are a leader
[x/sometimes] You get good grades
[x] You fight with your younger sibling(s) a lot
[x] You lose your temper easily sometimes
[x] You are somewhat anti-social
[ ] You prefer not to show your emotions
[ ] You don't like to show off
[ ] Your favorite color is red
[x] You have blue eyes
[ ] You have black hair
Stephanie Brown (4th Robin)
[ ] You don’t get along with your father
[ ] You father has been in jail
[x] You are impulsive
[ ] You have dated someone from your same team (job/sports/etc.)
[X] You always feel you have something to prove
[ ] You have had a child
[ ] You change your appearance often
[ ] You can play with the boys just as easily as with the girls
[ ] You have seriously thought about faking your own death
[x] You have blue eyes
[ ] You have blond hair
Damian Wayne (5th Robin)
[ ] You belong to a wealthy blood-line
[x/more like average *eye twitch] You are short
[x] You are mature for your age
[x] You are always angry easily annoyed
[x] You fight a lot, whether verbaly or physically
[ ] Your parents are/have been divorced
[x] You curse a lot
[ ] You live with only your father
[x/i have a dislike for kittens...they hate me...they always hate me...] You like cats
[x] You have your own catchphrase
[x] You have blue eyes
[ ] You have black hair
Yeah! Dick Grayson I'm the first and best Robin whoo!!! I AM SO WHELMED XD
38 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
See ya later muggles
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