SmileVampy
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Joined 06-16-04, id: 610768, Profile Updated: 01-08-11
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Dark Tower series, Secret Window, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Misc. Books, Shakespeare, Good Omens, Boondock Saints, and Brokeback Mountain.

To my faithful readers:

Someday, I may return.

Love, SmileVampy


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Prepare yourselves for a bio of epic proportions...

Hopefully, It’s not too boring for you.


Planned Fics (Will not necessarily amount to anything, though...):

Beast Within: Lord of the Flies. Years after the boys were rescued, Ralph still can't put the past behind him. When a chance encounter in a pub destroys everything he thought he knew... can he learn to forgive?

His Obsession: Scrubs. I think the Janitor is stalking me... or something. Sure, he's always given me special attention before, if only to torment me. But this time, it's different.

Strange Happenings at Pemberley: P&P. A few months after their wedding, Darcy and Elizabeth’s world is turned upside-down when an absurd gaggle of admirers arrive on their doorstep. The occasion? Why, the Annual Pride and Prejudice Convention, of course!

Hypocrite: Boondock Saints. Paulie couldn’t talk like a man. He couldn’t fight like a man. But he could take it like a man. A look inside the psyche of FBI Agent Smecker.

Status:

Amazing Bio... in 3rd Person!

SmileVampy is the nom de plume of Jessie, a 22 year old Connecticutian girlady turned Massachusetteer... The name comes from a doodle she drew way back in 8th grade of a smiley face with fangs...

She was born. Then, she grew up. Sort of.

Jessie goes to college in Massachusetts. She is a senior on the 5-year plan because she loves learning too much. She is majoring in English (Creative Writing and Journalism) and minoring in Biology. She used to minor in Theatre but it's really just a very involved hobby for her. She loves living life. Even when things get too stressful, or sad, or rage-inducing... She can't get enough of being alive. She has odd mood swings, and oftentimes will cry at the drop of the hat (although she's been working on that!)

If you know SmileVampy in person, then you will know that she is a rather odd bird; half of the time she is dark, brooding, withdrawn, and antisocial... the other half she is amiable, chatty, and forward. She is always sarcastic... And never, ever suicidal (Jessie enjoys life to much).

Jessie is a jack of all trades... of sorts. She writes both comedy and angst, and, according to third-party input, writes both fairly well. She is a lover/writer of both slash and het. She never sticks to just one fandom (With the exception of Harry Potter, because there's so much to work with)

Jessie, thanks to Stephen King's Dark Tower saga, has an obsession with the number 19.

Favorites:

Some Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings, Interview with the Vampire, Stranger than Fiction, Silence of the Lambs, Clockwork Orange, Death to Smoochy, Gran Torino, Braveheart, Fight Club, Pan's Labyrinth, Butterflies are Free, Boondock Saints, Zombieland, Garden State, The Green Mile, WALL-E, Angels in America, Tropic Thunder, A Streetcar Named Desire, Platoon, Chicago, Inception, Catch Me If You Can, Amadeus, Life is Beautiful, Pride and Prejudice, Red Eye, Young Frankenstein, Labyrinth, Identity, Anchorman, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Patriot, Elephant Man, The Cider House Rules, Talk Radio, V For Vendetta, Damn Yankees, Milk, Hard Candy, Storm of the Century, Julie & Julia, Biloxi Blues, The Aviator, Rushmore, A Fish Called Wanda, Juno, Avatar

Favorite TV Shows: Scrubs, Heroes, Twin Peaks, Rescue Me, House, Lost, Bones, Star Trek, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Dead Like Me, Titus, Monty Python, Wonderfalls, Golden Girls, X-Files, The Nanny, I Love the 70's/80's/90's

Favorite Cartoons: Death Note, Venture Brothers

Favorite Singers/Bands/Composers: Led Zeppelin, Simon and Garfunkel, Lemon Demon, Mozart, Bach, David Bowie, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Bob Dylan, Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darin, Louis Armstrong, Carl Orff, Iron and Wine, Frou Frou, Von Bondies, Queen, Evanescence, Angelo Badalamenti, Hikaru Utada, Gackt, Taylor Hicks, etc.

Favorite Authors: John Irving, Alan Moore, J.K. Rowling, Stephen King, Jeffery Deaver, Thomas Harris, Neil Gaiman, Anthony Burgess, Gaston Leroux, Jasper Fforde, Tennessee Williams, Shakespeare, Megan McCafferty, Douglas Adams, Edgar Allan Poe, Chuck Paulahniuk, George Orwell, Mary Stuart, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Jane Austen, Chris Bojahlian


Fandom Info

~~~~All-Time Favorite Pairings!1!~~~~

Snape/Lily, Snape/Lucius, Lucius/Narcissa, Dumbledore/Grindelwald (HP)... Axel/Roxas (Kingdom Hearts 2)... J.D./Dr. Cox, J.D./Janitor (Scrubs)... Jimmy/Gary, Gary/Petey (Bully) Crowley/Aziraphale (Good Omens)... Kenny/anyone (South Park) Darcy/Lizzie (P&P)...Amon/Robin, Michael/Robin (Witch Hunter Robin)... Jack/Norrington, Jack/Elizabeth (PotC)... Smecker/Greenly (Boondock Saints)... Ennis/Jack (BBM)... Lecter/Clarice (SotL, etc.)... Mercutio/everyone (Shakespeare)... Jack/Ralph (Lord of the Flies)... Nny/Devi, Nny/Edgar (JtHM)... House/Wilson, House/Cuddy (House, M.D)... Kate/Sawyer, Sawyer/Sayid (Lost)... Booth/Tempe (Bones)... Kirk/Spock (Star Trek)... Spike/Buffy (Buffy)... Erik/Christine (PotO)... Mulder/Scully (X-Files)... Tumnus/Lucy (C.S. Lewis)...

Other Parings I Enjoy:

Harry Potter: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Snape/Hermione, etc. Lord of the Rings: Faramir/Eowyn, Aragorn/Eowyn, Legolas/Gimli Bully: Jimmy/Petey, Jimmy/Gord Darren Shan Saga: Crepsley/Darren, Crepsley/Arra F. Scott Fitzgerald: Gatsby/Daisy, Gatsby/Nick Stephen King: Roland/Cuthbert, Eddie/Susannah, Flagg/anyone Hitchhiker’s Guide: Arthur/Fenchurch, Marvin/Zaphod Outsiders: Ponyboy/Johnny, Dally/Johnny Peter Pan: Peter/Wendy/Hook In the Forests of the Night: Aubrey/Jessica Bridget Jones: Bridget/Mark, Mark/Daniel Batman Begins: Crane/Darcy Crandell (OC by Blodeuedd), Crane/Rachel Constantine John/Chas, John/Angela Bones: Hodgins/Angela Lost: Sayid/Nadia, Charlie/Claire, Locke/Boone Twin Peaks: Cooper/Audrey, Cooper/Truman Buffy: Spike/Angel, Willow/Oz, Willow/Tara Will and Grace: Will/Jack Final Fantasy IX: Zidane/Dagger, Zidane/Kuja Final Fantasy X/X-2: Auron/anyone, Paine/anyone, Gippal/Nooj/Baralai, Tidus/Yuna, Seymour/Yuna Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Kairi, Sora/Riku, Ansem/Riku Xenosaga: chaos/anyone, Albedo/Jr./Gaignun, Allen/Shion, Jr./MOMO Invader Zim: Zim/Dib, Red/Purple Hey Arnold Arnold/Helga Simpsons: Smithers/Burns, Sideshow Bob/Bart, Homer/Marge

Note: While I may not have read from some (well, most) of these categories, let alone have them on my favorites list, just know that I support every fandom and pairing listed above.

On My Parodies: I write movie parodies not for laughs (albeit they are a nice bonus), but because I love them... My lowly fics are but a tribute, an appreciation, if you will. When a person writes a parody in hate, 9 times out of 10 the result is not not funny... really just a caustic, non-witty, steaming turd. Rest assured, readers... I will never, never write a parody on a movie I do not like. Ever.

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Don't Say It Out Loud by gloryblastit reviews
Ponyboy's difficult day, no new characters, slash
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 36,508 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/10/2004
Hogwarts a High School by Wihstrum reviews
When Harry faces a change of environments, he is unaware that this change will stretch beyond a new school, a new home and a new routine. Between new friends and new rivals, Harry doesn't quite see what is about to hit him. AU HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 216,931 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Love and Other Childish Ways by estuesday reviews
Turning points, and how they got there. Gellert Grindelwald/Albus Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Albus D. - Complete
50 Statements by blinkblink reviews
50 drabbles, one per state, focusing on Dave and Hal's experiences over the course Philanthropy's existence as they travel through America. Runs post Shadow Moses to pre MGS4. Covers most genres.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,627 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Otacon/Hal E., S. Snake - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Beyond by Cazrolime reviews
This was a power they did not know he had, though it was through their efforts that he’d acquired it. Massive 'How to Stop an Exploding Man' spoiler.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Fidelity by Esca Madeline reviews
Johnny thinks about his relationship with Lola. Heed the T rating, please.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Johnny V., Lola L. - Complete
He Should Have Known by Esca Madeline reviews
Drabble...kind of. Jimmy spends one afternoon wondering why he never thought of Gary as a threat until it was too late.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Jimmy H., Gary S. - Complete
The Price of Fame by Opera Cloak reviews
The Phantom movie has just gone into production, and Erik is growing tired of his celebrity status.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,398 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
The Marauders' Papers by lupin-is-awsum reviews
Bits and pieces from the Marauder Era collected to understand what exactly happened at Hogwarts during the time of Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew. Told entirely through notes, detention slips, homework, essays, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,341 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005
Fairy Tales: The Short Editions by Raine Is Crazy reviews
Ever heard the story of Cinderella? Snow White? Rapunzel? I'm sure you heard the long, fancified versions. Allow me to tell you the shortened, un-fancified, cold-hard-truth editions of these beloved stories, if you will permit me to be so bold. R&R.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 10/17/2004
Lycantherapy by Sea Priestess reviews
Eventual slash. Remus and Severus are signed in for therapy to improve their working relationship and throughout the torturous experience grow closer. Expect snark fests, psychoanalysis and group hugs aplenty!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,305 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
Clockwork Gotham by Arthur Delapore reviews
Being the further adventures of a young man whose principal interests are rape, ultraviolence and Beethoven. A Clockwork Orange, Batman, and Sin City fanfic. EPISODE EIGHT: A LOATHSOME DAY AT SKOLLIWOLL
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,288 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006
Libera Me by YellowDancer reviews
The final chapter of Libera Me begins. The odds are stacked in Beatrice's favor. How can they possibly defeat her without a miracle?
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 160,882 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Complete
Moments by Blue Dusk reviews
A series of vignettes chronicling pieces of time in the lives of Jack and Ennis, together and apart. Complete.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
What Is Monty Python? by siriuslysirus123 reviews
Just a short poem about Monty Python. It includes references to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, The Meaning of Life, and Monty Python's Flying Circus. Enjoy!
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
Dark My Light by Blodeuedd reviews
The childhood of Dr. Jonathan Crane was a dark one, marked by cruelty, pain, and loss. What happens when the arrival of a new intern at Arkham Asylum revives memories of what he's sought to forget? A bizarre account of unnatural love and inevitable ruin.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,436 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Shelter by Fabu reviews
When Jack goes missing, Norrington finds comfort in an unexpected place. Sparrington, WE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2005
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 227 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Where Strength Begins by Song Angel reviews
Hermione and Snape are thrown together by a few very convenient twists of fate and the help of Dumbledore, McGonagall and Ginny. : This is my first fanfic! I'm told that it's hilarious. Making a few changes and corrections. Let me know if you see anything that should be corrected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,200 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Untouched by et-spiritus-sancti reviews
The night Draco is conceived is as loveless and passionless as his father. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Diary Of An Erik by L'ange d'Erik reviews
A tale of how true love triumphs over all. Actually, it's more a tale of blueberry waffles, foosball tables, and cherry lip gloss, but who am I to say? Read and Review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,015 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005
Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace by guilty until proven innocent reviews
COMPLETE! When Draco looked at the unemployed list, a name caught his eye. Hermione Granger. She had no job... and he had just the one for her. She was going to be a nanny for his spoiled kids. This was going to be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,564 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Seven Wonders by LadyMercy reviews
Ch.38 UPAuron's memories of his life in Zanarkand and in game. The trials and rewards of the fayth. The origins of the celestial weapons. Complete & total rewrite of previously posted story. AuronxOC
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 200,143 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Auron
When Egos Collide by TrudiRose reviews
One shot. No one's as vain as Prince Charming...except one man. Crossover with Disney's Beauty and the Beast.
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Complete
If You Loved Me by Phantom Ange reviews
Clarice decides to answer one of the Dr. Lector's letters with the voice that she has and the confidence that Hannibal has given her to use it.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,228 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/14/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005
Love Potion Number 9 by LilStripedTomato reviews
Snape has unknowingly been the victim of a love potion and all of the women in Hogwarts are after him! Now Snape, with the help of Lupin, must find out what is wrong with everyone and stop the madness! Chapter 5 now up, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,744 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
Phantom of the High School by fufulupin reviews
AU, sticking the PotO cast in a modern day high school. I'll be leaning toward the EC pairing, because I'm a sucker for doomed romances. Sorry Raoul-fans. -grins- Rating is subject to variation.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,614 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005
See Christine sing! Sing, Christine, sing! by Silver Whirl reviews
A brief rewrite of Phantom of the Opera, done in the style of the Dick and Jane books. (You know, "See Spot run," and all that.) Light, parody fun. Enjoy!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2005
While they walked by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
During those days of non-stop walking, the fellowship must have had some pretty inane conversations, mostly started by the hobbits. I've written a few of them down.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,870 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Peregrin T., Boromir
A Tiny Mistake by Csillan.Rose reviews
Erik unthinkingly makes a tiny miscalculation... Oneshot attempt at humor. Raoul lovers beware!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Complete
Drake and Josh and Their Quest to be Cool by The Spastic Forkie reviews
New and improved! (snort) All Drake and Josh wanted to do was go to the Viper Room and hang out with all the cool celebrities. But desperate times call for desperate measures...
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2004
Smile by selphiealmasy8 reviews
A Snape and Lily fanfic. This story takes place after the events from Snape's worst memory and is told from Lily Evan's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Peter Pants and Captain Fag by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Wet and Weedy Productions present a parody of and tribute to the innuendo fest that is Peter Pan. Mainly a parody of the sumptuous 2003 film, but, in passing, the equally promiscuous books are also mocked and loved.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
The Parodie Of Romeo And Juliet by Kleenexwoman reviews
A lovely little parody that won first place in a OneAct Play festival. Enjoy the fruits of my labor, you lowly serfs!
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Complete
ERIK: An Owner's Guide and Instruction Manual by MetaChi reviews
(PG-13 for safety) For anyone who wants their own Erik. :D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/2/2004
The Broadband Connection by Jonathan R reviews
Someday we'll find it. The broadband connection. The lovers, the Griffins, and me. (Guaranteed to sound like an actual episode! Read 'n review and see for yourself)
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 11/26/2003
The Kukai Director by Mary and Shelley Fan Club reviews
[Xenosaga] The heir to the Kukai lands, Jr., has just been created. Uncle Albedo's not too happy about this. Xenosaga crossed with The Lion King.
Xenogears - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 8/3/2003
Eavesdropping by Claire Starling reviews
Oneshot. Nadir’s about to learn a valuable lesson about eavesdropping. Slight EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Persian/Daroga, Erik - Complete
Comparative Honesty by Unanon reviews
Boondock Saints: Agent Smecker hates himself, for obvious reasons. Rating for Language.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/7/2003
Phreaky Phriday by LaLuna reviews
The classic tale, with a Phantom twist ... Heh heh. FINISHED! Chapters 8 & 9! Again, sorry about the wait, and thanks to all for reading!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,674 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 5/17/2003
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
I'm No Superman by jenben reviews
JD is injured in a car accident. Those close to him express themselves and wonder if he'll live. COMPLETE.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/28/2003 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Complete
Meg's Diary by Tam Lynne reviews
With the Opera House in chaos, Meg Giry searches for . . . a little privacy?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/28/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
My Usual Day by Carly-M reviews
'What does a day in the life of JD entail?' I hear you ask. Well, read on to find out...
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2003
Letters to Santa by Bennybunny reviews
Characters from Harry Potter write their letters to Santa. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
The Flutist by Screaming Lamb reviews
This is what happens when I simultaneously read Edgar Allan Poe and watch SOTL!
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/13/2002
dream by ParanoidButterfly reviews
This wasn't meant to be a fic, but it turned that way... it's the classic story of Eric and Shelly, in verse.
Crow - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/23/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
The Hilarious World of Macbeth by Wood Phoenix reviews
A collection of ridiculous things said by my co-stars on and off the stage in our production of Macbeth.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2002 - Published: 3/3/2002
And Yet He Flinched by H.L.B reviews
McGonagall remembers the dark hints about Snape's past evident even when he first came to Hogwarts at age 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/18/2001 - Severus S., Minerva M.
In Exchange For What? by apckrfan reviews
What would have happened if Rhett had taken up Scarlett on her offer of herself in exchange for the 300 tax money for Tara?
Gone with the Wind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63,363 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/6/2001 - Complete
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The Harry Potter 'Ships Log reviews
A bunch of shorts poking fun at every HP slash and het relationship known to mankind... and perhaps some not known. Ch. 8 Oh Rinny? Yeah Rinny! No Wai! R&R, plzkthx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/4/2005
An Easy Decision reviews
Severus had come unannounced, with the frantic, terrifying news that the Dark Lord had it in for Lily and her family. But he had also come with a proposition. What if? Oneshot. Implied SSLE. Read and review, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ron and Ginny Get it On! reviews
Exactly what the title says. Crack!fic. Ginny is a slut on the prowl, and Ron has a case of the raging hormones... what will happen when the family finds out? Hilarity, of course! R&R, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Hindsight reviews
Postmovie. Ennis writes Jack a letter, but why? Read and review, please.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
Rest for the Wicked reviews
Smecker sleeps while Greenly looks on. Oneshot, slash. Coarse language.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Dierey of Huk Fin reviews
What if Huck kept a journal during his adventures with Jim and company? What would it say... and how bad would the spelling and grammar be? Reviews are appreciated.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2005
The Not so Secret Window reviews
Secret Window insanity romp that takes the movie and runs with it... lots of funny randomness, innuendo, and sarcasm... Read and Review please! Chapter the 13th: Mort's Road Trip of DOOM
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,009 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/30/2004
Men Shaped Creatures reviews
So... what exactly is the difference between a pansy and a poofter? AziraphaleCrowley mildly slashy humor!fluff. Complete with footnotes. Oneshot. Read and review, please.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
Satire of the Lambs reviews
When a poodleloving nutjob goes on a hide harvesting rampage, Clarice Starling gets some help from everyone's favorite cannibal... no, not Jeffery Dahmer... A parody. Ch. 3: Clarice Gets Ahead in Life R&R please
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005
Holiday Letter, Death Eater Style reviews
Merry Voldemortmas! What if those crazy guys you love to hate sent out the kind of letter you hate to get? 'Tis the season, indeed. Read and Review, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Voldemort - Complete
And With His Dying Breath reviews
[Macbeth] A dying speech for Banquo, who never really got his chance to shine. Read and Review, please
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Complete
Simplicity reviews
Narcissa reflects on the laciviousness of one Lucius Malfoy. A serious story, my first in a long time. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Kinky, Dinky, and Dock reviews
A thankless job, an overbearing wife... ah, the domestic woes of Dobby the house elf... The title will make sense when you read it Reviews are appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2005
Happiness Comes in Tupperware Containers reviews
It's summer vacation, during the Marauder years. When a hyperactive, geographically confused Lucius arrives at your door to initiate some holiday festivities... what's a Snape to do? Slightly fluffy oneshot. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
The Pathetic Exploits of Teen Snape reviews
A collection of humorous one-shots and vignettes starring your favorite Potions Master and his fruity friend Lucius in their Hogwarts years. R&R, please. Chapter 2: Snape becomes a man... or something...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Holding Palaver reviews
A freeform poem on what Roland the Gunslinger might find in the uppermost room of the Dark Tower. SPOILERS! R&R please!
Dark Tower series - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
Dog Star reviews
The last moments of Sirius Black. Oneshot. My first ever fanfic. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete