Author has written 14 stories for Shinzo, Gravitation, Pet Shop of Horrors, Invader Zim, and Ouran High School Host Club.
Hello everyone! I guess I'm gonna work on my profile now. It's probably going to be just as shitty but... meh. Who cares?
Alright, I guess I'll do the basics -grumbles- Why I agree to do these things is beyond me. (Zim: OBEY ME, FILTHY HUMAN!) -squeaks- YES SIR! -stands at attention-
Name: Teya Yashitoda
Right now, my obsession is Invader ZIM. Its basically amazing -hearts- I ship pretty much any pairing, although ZADR is my favorite by far. I'm not big on ZATR, ZAGR, DATR, or -shudders- DAGR but I do occasionally read it, just to say I did. I'm mostly a slash person; ZADR, DADR, RAPR, TAGR, MAER, ZA777R, MADwiR, DwiAER... Can't remember anymore at the moment.
"Oh shit! Is that a rhino?!" -One of my friends when they saw this car coming towards us.. And yes, in case you were wondering, it DID have a horn... ;D
"I'm gonna throw potatoes at your door!" -Teya, to her ex-boyfriend turned best friend.
"BAM!" -Rei, Teya's best friend EVER! (we've been friends for 9 years. Heck yes. =D We rock.)
"You're celebrating... your friendship anniversary? No offense, Teya, but thats the lesbian thing to do." -My dad, who rocks. =DDDD
"Why are you throwing carrots in my nice clean living room?!" -My mom when she walked in on me having fun with carrots ;D And having imaginary battles with them.
"I thought out everyone's murder plans and you, Teya, are going to die by a gumball. And Rei? Pennies. Many, MANY pennies." -my friend Vee. Who scares me. A lot ._.
"Why would you wanna live next to the ocean? Its smelly and there are weird guys with peg legs (and probably something else is wooden too -wink wink-) trying to tell you about this story with tunas." -Some random person I met online.
"Teya, no offense, 'cause I don't mean this in a bad way, but your bat-shit crazy." -Sevlow
"And, we have won numerous golden and platiumun awards for Best Food, Best Donuts, best Coffe, Best Customer Servie and..~giggles BEST STUDENT DELVERY SERVICE...More commonly know as: Me, On my bike." -Samantha (she's talking about her family's donut chain.)
"My Television is my boyfriend. I can turn it off when I want too, I can change the personalitys of it, I can dump it and buy a new one, I can mute it, watch porn on it. And best part: I turn it on! ~kinky~" -Samantha (random MSN chat)
"...Did you just poke me with a potato?"
"So let me get this straight... You're turning your brother gay?!"
GO THE DISTANCE: AN EPIC ZADR STORY
Promise Me Tomorrow Starts With You
Time of Dying (gift-fic for a friend :D)
Cancer (gift-fic for Yeyana Valentine)
Well, I think thats all for now. If I stop being so damned lazy, I might put more of my crazy ideas up here.
For now, though, Teya is gone! -poofs away-
...I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!
(Ah, Cartoon Network, what would I do without your daily dose of random insanity?)
UPDATE: Hello, all. ; Er... I know i'm going to be attacked here... but... -shields self- Gothedistanceisonhiatus. -screeches as shes attacked with flaming sporks of d00m- No, wait, listen! T_T School is almost out for the holidays and I SWEAR, before Christmas, there will be a new chapter. I PROMISE! -cries as she's attacked with flamethrowers-