Teya Yashitoda
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Joined 06-16-04, id: 611053, Profile Updated: 12-20-07
Author has written 13 stories for Shinzo, Gravitation, Pet Shop of Horrors, Invader Zim, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Hello everyone! I guess I'm gonna work on my profile now. It's probably going to be just as shitty but... meh. Who cares?

Alright, I guess I'll do the basics -grumbles- Why I agree to do these things is beyond me. (Zim: OBEY ME, FILTHY HUMAN!) -squeaks- YES SIR! -stands at attention-

Name: Teya Yashitoda
Age: 16-18. Guess, you retard.
Hair color/Eye color: Black/Green
Likes: Gay things ;D Pretty gay things. Oh... And bi-polarness.
Dislikes: Homophobes and assholes T-T And her bi-polarness... some days.

Right now, my obsession is Invader ZIM. Its basically amazing -hearts- I ship pretty much any pairing, although ZADR is my favorite by far. I'm not big on ZATR, ZAGR, DATR, or -shudders- DAGR but I do occasionally read it, just to say I did. I'm mostly a slash person; ZADR, DADR, RAPR, TAGR, MAER, ZA777R, MADwiR, DwiAER... Can't remember anymore at the moment.


"Oh shit! Is that a rhino?!" -One of my friends when they saw this car coming towards us.. And yes, in case you were wondering, it DID have a horn... ;D

"I'm gonna throw potatoes at your door!" -Teya, to her ex-boyfriend turned best friend.

"BAM!" -Rei, Teya's best friend EVER! (we've been friends for 9 years. Heck yes. =D We rock.)

"You're celebrating... your friendship anniversary? No offense, Teya, but thats the lesbian thing to do." -My dad, who rocks. =DDDD

"Why are you throwing carrots in my nice clean living room?!" -My mom when she walked in on me having fun with carrots ;D And having imaginary battles with them.

"I thought out everyone's murder plans and you, Teya, are going to die by a gumball. And Rei? Pennies. Many, MANY pennies." -my friend Vee. Who scares me. A lot ._.

"Why would you wanna live next to the ocean? Its smelly and there are weird guys with peg legs (and probably something else is wooden too -wink wink-) trying to tell you about this story with tunas." -Some random person I met online.

"Teya, no offense, 'cause I don't mean this in a bad way, but your bat-shit crazy." -Sevlow

"And, we have won numerous golden and platiumun awards for Best Food, Best Donuts, best Coffe, Best Customer Servie and..~giggles BEST STUDENT DELVERY SERVICE...More commonly know as: Me, On my bike." -Samantha (she's talking about her family's donut chain.)

"My Television is my boyfriend. I can turn it off when I want too, I can change the personalitys of it, I can dump it and buy a new one, I can mute it, watch porn on it. And best part: I turn it on! ~kinky~" -Samantha (random MSN chat)

"...Did you just poke me with a potato?"
"Yes. Yes I did."
"...May I ask why?"
"-shrugs- You looked like you were in need of some po-tay-to lovin!"
(a conversation between my 12-year-old cousin and me. He's so cooool! And I got poked with a potato -laughs-)

"So let me get this straight... You're turning your brother gay?!"
"Oh, for f's sake, Teya, he's playing with BARBIES!"
"But... it's so cute! -sob-"
(A conversation between a friend and I -laughs- And yes, I really am turning him gay. -ninja- GRAVITATION!)



Status: In-Progress
Comments: Well, this is my attempt at completing a lengthy and worthy story. I'm trying to eliminate all cliches but God knows a few will sneak in. Such as the Tallest abandoning Zim -grumbles- I had no other idea, though. -cries- DON'T HATE ME!
-cough- Ahem. Moving on.
I have about 29 chapters (HO' SHIT) planned out for this story, as well as an epilogue. And I also have one other major OC coming in but -le gasp- he's not an Invader! --; Seriously, you guys, there were only 45 invaders (if I remember correctly) and they're all busy somewhere else. No, this OC is gonna be reeeeal special -shifty eyes- FEAR ME.
I'm currently working on Chapter 11 and I have a neat little dream sequence for Bria based on this picture I found at the ZADR club on DeviantArt. ITS NOT MINE, the artist Rini-sama.
As promised, here is the link: http:///art/IZ-ZADR-Space-Dance-62128427 I think its a beautiful picture and captures the elegance of both Zim and Dib. Basically, I love it to microscopic pieces.

Promise Me Tomorrow Starts With You
Status: Being written as we speak
Comments: This is just a silly little one-shot that I've had in my head for a frickin' long time. It's slight ZADR (if you squint a little) so... yeah. I hope you all enjoy it when I finally get to posting it. -laughs-

Time of Dying (gift-fic for a friend :D)
Status: Almost finished
Comments: Well... this actually started as me wanting to write something angsty where someone died... But it didn't work out the way I planned. So... Yeah. ZADR. Almost done, I promise! -smiles-

Cancer (gift-fic for Yeyana Valentine)
Status: Prologue done, first chapter almost finished
Comments: This started out as some little crack!fic and... well... it turned into a gift-fic ._. So, as we speak, my little elves in my brain are thinking up a plot line and getting Zim and Dib together, as I seem to be good at doing -laughs-

Well, I think thats all for now. If I stop being so damned lazy, I might put more of my crazy ideas up here.

For now, though, Teya is gone! -poofs away-


(Ah, Cartoon Network, what would I do without your daily dose of random insanity?)

UPDATE: Hello, all. ; Er... I know i'm going to be attacked here... but... -shields self- Gothedistanceisonhiatus. -screeches as shes attacked with flaming sporks of d00m- No, wait, listen! T_T School is almost out for the holidays and I SWEAR, before Christmas, there will be a new chapter. I PROMISE! -cries as she's attacked with flamethrowers-

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The Story That NEVER Ends by BirdofSong reviews
So... its so random that I can't even begin to write a summary. You name it and its probably in here. You'll just have to be brave and take a look. Lots of character bashing so beware. Tehe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,175 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Sora, Kairi
Morning After by NarutoKyuu reviews
Yuki processed this and came to a realization. He, for some reason, had a hangover. He was shocked, but that wasn’t half of it. “Do you…remember what happened last night?” “No.” “You’re lying.” “You can’t figure it out yourself?”
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Never Forgive Me by Jynx'sbox reviews
Sequel to Little Red Letter. Bunny's cage was overturned and Nny was kneeling between it and the couch, disbelief and grief etched into his face . . .
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
The Starcluster by Senri reviews
A collection of Zim drabbles of various genre, pairing, and rating, written for a livejournal community. Drabble 58: Fall.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 42,903 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Zim, Dib
The Second Kiss by AgiVega reviews
One year after the end of The Time Paradox, Artemis and Holly are having a serious conversation. And much more than that. One-shot, MAJOR TTP SPOILERS.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Tick for Tack by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Wanna know the REAL story? Hear it straight from the Irken's mouth: Reincarnation, cloning, alien romance! We got it all, ya dig? ZADR, mild. Dib trades information with Zim. And, there's a little thing called Johnny the Homicidal Maniac...
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,326 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Zim, Dib, Johnny C. - Complete
Dib Reborn by LoneHowler reviews
Zim learns the consequences of killing off your mate when you’re carrying a smeet. MPREG some ZADR, RAPR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 76,287 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Zim, Dib
Reunion by QoD-Dev reviews
Zim returns to Earth after five years only to find that obtaining the two things he wants most may not be as easy as his new found clarity makes it seem, because things change, and sometimes humanity gets in the way. ZaDR, other warnings inside.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,767 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Counting Bodies Like by KitsuneGirl911 reviews
Reincarnation, two people starting with vastly different points of view, and the ties that bind them. Slash.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
Little Red Letter by Jynx'sbox reviews
X 'Take a look at what you've become Todd.' 'I don't think I'm Todd anymore.' X
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,197 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
Under My Skin by QoD-Dev reviews
Sequal to Tying the Grudge Knot. Can't really give a summery or it'll give away all of our neato plot twists. ZADR Cowritten with The Smallest Invader.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,625 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Bacon Dance of DOOM: A ZADR Story by K-chan16 reviews
Zim and Dib have advanced through the standardized skooling system! How will their last year together as students be? What will their future hold? Beware a twist ending!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,769 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Questions for the cast by RulerofFire reviews
you ever want to ask the characters of Invader Zim all those questions that haunt you? Well, now you can! Updates are whenever I get the chance...except sunday.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,641 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Zim - Complete
Life Is Cruel by thechimera reviews
After about 7 years, Squee returns to find himself homeless. NnySquee in later chapters. Rated T for language
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Squee, Johnny C.
Tying the Grudge Knot by QoD-Dev reviews
Oh I see now. Poor littler Dibbers, neglected as a smeet he longs for the attention he never got. Now as an adult he has the ability to please his father by taking on his legacy and establishing a family to provide for like a REAL man.' 'Zim'
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,982 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
OneShot by heartkyo reviews
one shot, shonenai DK. Kyo goes home after a long day at practice to find Die sitting on his couch.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Wish by ThoseSoundsAtNight reviews
A wish upon a shooting star.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Unraveling by Toria-Phoenix reviews
Attempting to lessen Wilbur’s growing hatred for his father, Franny decides to send Wilbur back in time so he might have a better understanding of the sacrifices his father has made but love makes everything unexpected. Slash LewisWilbur.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,155 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete
Vindicated by Enchanted Hats reviews
Conan has started the hunt for the black crows that destroyed his life... Not even detectives are safe from the callings of vengeance. Mild Lang & Viol. Dark Themes. Char Deaths. DISCONTINUED.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,631 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 8/19/2004 - [Ran M., Shinichi K./Conan E.] - Complete
Going by wormbuffet reviews
Nny finally manages to shoot himself for good, but as he bleeds, he begins to regret his choice. What happens when someone comes and sees? One shot! Please R&R.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
Time Will Not Forget by Reigning Fyre reviews
We will never forget. The gifts you have given us, your presence that filled us, the very life that you shared with us. I will never be the same without you. So for now I will forget. But in time, you shall always be remembered.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Count D, Leon - Complete
Trust Not Your Eyes by gedatsu-kitteh reviews
Zim fights the inevitable, Dib accepts it without even the bat of an eye. There comes a time when we all must grow up and learn that even memories must some day die.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Terminology by September's Nobara reviews
Yuiko muses about words, Ritsuka, and Soubi. Introspective, intelligent, calm Yuiko warning.
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
Going Down by Enchanted Hats reviews
For once a homocide occurs that Conan cannot solve, cause he's become one of the victims. It's up to the Moores to follow the clues Conan left behind... COMPLETED. See Sequel: Missing You.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,869 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M., Kogoro M. - Complete
Night at the Movies by Snowpixie81 reviews
What happens when Leon takes Chris, Count D, Tchan and Ponchan out to movies? Find out.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Complete
Dancing Queen by andalitebandit-6 reviews
Zim crossdresses to win title of Dance Queen and rule the school by popularity! Guess who's his partner? ZADR! COMPLETE!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,545 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004 - [Zim, Dib] - Complete
Hope Dies Last by AgiVega reviews
Spoilers from The Opal Deception. Holly reflects on certain tragic events. Some Artemis-Holly. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Color of the Night by Darkmage18 reviews
Sort of a follow up to Spellbound. BBxRae. Beast Boy comforts Raven after what happened. I know, there's probably a billion of these out there.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Decay by PawsCat reviews
This is a story I wrote for a Lyric Wheel on the PSoH fanfiction ML. DxLeon. As usual, Leon is investigating murders he believes to be connected to the petshop. Will he be able to capture the suspect before anyone else dies? And what's with the air co
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,262 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2003
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Please Wake Up reviews
Kyouya contracts a fatal disease and spends his remaining months hiding it from his friends and tying up loose ends. Tamaki finds out and begins a whirlwind romance that, ultimately, well be torn from his grasp. Warnings inside. Boy love/Shonen ai.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,331 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
Don't Make Me Get The Moose reviews
A series of 100 oneshots based on a theme list I found on Deviant Art. Some ZADR, TAGR, and lotsa angst and funnies. Rated T for some stuff I might post in the future. Newest theme: 18, Roleplaying or Rainbow.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007
Time Of Dying reviews
An experimentation into Second Person, mostly. This is a gift fic for Desdemona Kakalose and it was written at 2 AM, so there's a lot of strangeness to it. It's abstract but the basic plot is that Dib has finally killed Zim. And feeling regretful.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Imperceptible Realities reviews
Different perspectives of reality can only change so much. Dib still needs to defend the Earth and Zim still needs to destroy it. WARNING: Sexual implications. Mature audiences only. ZADR, flashfic.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
A Plushie Named MiniZim reviews
Dib shows Zim his most beloved possession. ZADF WARNING: Meaningless fluff, which this fandom doesn't need in abundance.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Death of A Detective reviews
Leon awaits his death in a deserted cemetary when a certain friend from his past comes to comfort him in the last moments of his life. Bad summary, I know. WARNING: Deathfic, shonen ai, OOC. DLeon. Rated for language. Chapter 4 of 4 up! Complete.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
One Tear reviews
It was one small tear that fell. Just one... But within this one droplet was the world. Flash fic. No pairings.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
Dealing With the Pain reviews
Leon thinks of D and the pain he's putting him through by leaving. Onesided DLeon. Rated for language. Oneshot. Side piece to Masks and Wishes.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
Masks and Wishes reviews
D reflects on the mask that Leon himself wears. Drabble, 103 words. Mentioned DLeon.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
Catlike Count reviews
Leon reflects on D's feline tendencies. Drabble, hinted DLeon. Rated K for slight innuendo.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Dent reviews
Leon is left with a dent in his heart. He leaves to go find someone to fix it. Shonen ai, DLeon, oneshot. Rated T for Leon's potty mouth, among other things.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
To The Moon, With Love reviews
Its the middle of the night and the moon is shining her magical light on the pair of lovers. When Yuki wakes up, he feels the need to say something more than magnificent to his longtime lover. rated T for sexual references
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
A Tribute To The Dead Heroes reviews
A sad poem for your enjoyment. The POV is from Binka (is that how you would say it?) WARNING: BRING TISSUES!
Shinzo - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2005