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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Oh Goodness.
I just read how I reflected myself 2/3 years ago.
I believe I was seriously stupid.
And I now just figured out how to change this profile.
Hoping I seem a tad more intelligent than earlier.

I'm attempting a story : )

My comments for the most part won't be constructive.
And will all sound generally the same, and stupid.

I read only Harry Potter Fanfics.
My favourite couples would be:
Remus/OC
Sirius/OC
Only in MWPP time though.
Hermione/OC
especially in the muggle world : )
Hermione/Draco
MWPP era stories : )

And that's pretty much it. I hate:
Slash for the most part,
Unless written really well.
Hermione/Harry
Hermione/Older men.
Snape/Anybody
Ron/Anybody
Fics that make Peter look completely stupid and evil.
If he had been, he wouldn't have been friends with the guy.
I'm sure he was a different person before Voldemort got to him...

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However We Know the Landscape of Love by Progenitus reviews
Larka was what the you would call a sensible sort of bird, so wasn't everybody in for a surprise when she embarked on a fairy tale to save Sirius's soul. [SB/OC with a splash of JP/LE, spanning from Marauder era to the end]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 137,909 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Black is Our World by IcyPanther reviews
DHr The war is over with Voldemort the winner. Nearly everyone has been captured or killed and hope now lies in a brave few. In a battle of light versus darkness, there can only be one victor. But that doesn't mean the victor wins. No one wins in war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 167,254 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Love and War by RogueSenshi reviews
When Hermione is punished by having to share a common room and bathroom with Malfoy she thinks it will be the worst year ever, but it just may turn out to be the best thing that has ever happend to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,155 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Let The Music Heal Your Soul by LillyOfTheValley reviews
COMPLETE REPOST! After a tough year Hermione heads off to her usual Muggle music camp and meets someone there she never expected. DMHG Read and Review. COMPLETED! WARNING! RON BASHING! The formatting on the songs is screwy and I can't seem to fix it, sorr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,840 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 6/27/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Changing Hermione by PassionFlower reviews
After a late night conversation Hermione is forced to change herself and her lifestyle to fit that of Parvati and Lavender's. Will she be able to survive till the end-of-the-week sleepover? [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,902 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Darkside of the Moon by gaia-of-earth reviews
Sequel to Star Light, Star Bright Hermione and Remus are still trying to think of a way to tell Harry and Ron the truth. But there's a plot now. Something evil is coming towards Hogwarts. sexual content, vulgar language, and some Sirius pranks :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,250 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Diagon Venus by tamlane reviews
Hermione is unwittingly selected to write a romance column for Witch Weekly. As her stories unfold, she realizes that the line between fiction and reality is not always so definite. Slytherin Blaise Zabini provides ample inspiration. HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,304 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Misunderstanding by infynitistars reviews
When Kennedy O'Riley goes back for her sixth year at Hogwarts she never expected she'd get her first boyfriend, but when a misunderstanding occurs what will HE do to get HER back? What of complications? T for later chapters!Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,699 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Complete
Revenge is Sweet by ami-sake reviews
It is now their sixth year and Ron and Hermione have been going out all summer, til Ron talks about other girls. Hermione wants revenge and who better to go to than Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,445 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Multiple Personality Disorder by UnderneathTheBridge reviews
Minerva is entirely confused when no one seems to be able to pick a fanfic personality and stick with it. Weird? Yes. Funny? I've been convinced that it is. I kid because I love, people...well, kinda.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,215 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Penname: Hermione Granger by Cassiel Oliviari reviews
Hermione and the gang sold their story to a Muggle Author, who turned it into a big hit, but skewed the facts. She tries to retaliate by writing her own fanfiction, but finds out it's harder than it looks.APPENDIX0913
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,921 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Meetings and Letters by slytherinrules85 reviews
Hermione Granger was very happy at her job, overtime was left behind in her loyalty to her boss. But, one day she was walking down Diagon Alley, she bumped into the person she least expected. But will that person be unwelcome? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,320 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
Star Light, Star Bright by gaia-of-earth reviews
Hermione Granger has to use the Time Turner again for her sixth year. One night she is attacked by Malfoy and the Time Turner breaks, throwing her back into the time of the Marauders. Completed, but Under Construction for improvement
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,904 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Awful Randomness by Tree Frog Dude reviews
Harry Potter is a wizard (DUH) and he discovers the secret of the awful randomnes. And something about a stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004
No Way in Hell by x-VampireQueen-x reviews
When Hermione's mother dies and in her will she wants hermione to spend the summer with the Malfoy's, but she wants something else to happen to. Will Draco and Hermione fall head over heals for eachother? And what will her friends think. DmHg fanfictii
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,543 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hermione's Potions by a tragically beautiful chair reviews
Hermione, in all her genius, creates the perfect love potion. She has to test and unwilling heart, however. But how unwilling was it? HmDr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,668 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
America Invades Hogwarts by XxUndomielxX reviews
Cara and Jess are two normal American girls, or so they thought. They find out they have been accepted into Hogwarts. But will their cocky, obnoxious, and hyperactive behavior get them into trouble? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,060 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Draco M., Oliver W.
The Love Pain Brings by heylolover reviews
In third year, you watched her leave, lightly touching your stinging cheek. No one ever stands up to you like that. No one. That is, until now. And that’s when everything started changing. [Hopefully original-ish.. tell me where this story should go]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Tutoring A Dragon by slytherinrules85 reviews
Hermione is in her seventh year at Hogwarts, and a few things have already gone wrong with her life: her friends won't talk to her, she's tutoring her worst enemy, and she has started to think that Draco Malfoy is attractive...COMPLETE & AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,686 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just One Compliment by snowflake-shona reviews
One shot. Hermione is sitting all alone at the Yule Ball in the most beautiful dress. But someone comes over and asks her to dance. Will she get just one compliment? Draco Hermione. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Rose for Every Wrong by pensive puddles reviews
To Hermione and Draco, Valentine's Day was the most horrid day of the year. And the question on both of their lips was if they both would make it through the next two days in one piece? Trust me, it's a lot better than it sounds...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,768 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ron and Hermione FOREVER! by ICouldEatTheMoon reviews
What happens when Ron's feelings for Hermione become clear to him. And what happens when love-hungry writers are too lazy to think of good ideas to keep wizards entertained on dates? PARODY
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Addictive Apples by StarWars-Freak reviews
Me under the influence of sugar, need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Harry P.
The Marauders in first year frolics by Miss Lupin reviews
Join Lily Evans, James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew in their first year at Hogwarts! They make new friends and make new enemies (*Cough*Lucius *Cough* Snape)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,257 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2003 - Published: 10/29/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Hey Potter! Truth Or Dare? by Miss Lupin reviews
What happens when the 6th year students play truth or dare, well you're just have to read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Insanity in Potions class by Merle Charton reviews
I'm on sugar high...read and review...OR ELSE ¬¬ Lol, j/k. R&R!!! Chapter five is up ^_^
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2002 - Published: 6/1/2002
Bananas! by SS Pumpkin Pie reviews
a funkey fic. plez read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2001
Can't Be Held Responsible by Amy Fortuna reviews
Hogwarts, but not as you know it. Harry, but not as you know him. What if...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 3/26/2001 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Dark Lord Support Group by NeoSapien reviews
Lord Voldemort has just regained his full power. Now he can rule the world, annihilate the Muggles, and best of all, gloat about it to all the other, less cool Dark Lords in his support group. Support group?!? My first posted fic, R+R if you enjoy savage
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2001
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Life at Hogwarts: Year Six
Mary Justice is new to Europe. She likes the idea of restarting. Just how will this year go as being the new girl to Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Published: 8/23/2007
If Only reviews
Liz was never to be the girl everyone fawned over these past 6 years. She was determined to make a change. Determined to make that one boy finally see her. If only everything would work. If Only.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - OC, Sirius B.