Weaseltotheface
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Joined 06-16-04, id: 611129, Profile Updated: 08-18-13
Author has written 6 stories for Glee, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and RWBY.

AWWWWW FUCK MAN HEY WHAT'S UP HOW'S IT GOING I'VE HAD THIS ACCOUNT FOR 10 YEARS WHAT THE BALLS MAN THAT'S CRAZY

ANYWAY I'M GONNA LIKE

DO SOMETHING WITH THIS PROFILE I GUESS STARTING RIGHT HERE:

Name: Beth. you can call me Weasel

Age: 22

Relationshippy things: gay and taken

WHAT DO I WRITE ABOUT????

whatever the fuck i want mannnnn. mostly nothing. but sometimes the mood strikes and i'll write something gay and cute.

looking to write some Buffy stuff here soon

the only things i seem to have up are Glee things, I'm no longer in that fandom so I won't be writing for Brittana anymore i'm afraid

AM I A GOOD WRITER???

no i am not. do i care? also no. when i write stuff it's generally a self indulgence type thing especially with the Rosenclay/Tillow stuff i'm gonna end up writing eventually sometime. I need them to be happy and stuff and not dead you know

i can't deal.

CAN I BUG YOU FOR UPDATES?????

i guess if u want lol, can't rly say i will respond because i've never rly been commit gal when i comes to these things, bad at the updating and the writing and the all of it but hound me and I might remember to deal with it

DO YOU HAVE A TUMBLR?????

have at it folks not much to see but gay and porn and sobbing and hilarious text posts. send me asks if you want updates i'm on there more than i sleep

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Beer Very Bad by Golden Waffles reviews
When Willow gets drunk at the Bronze to drown her Oz-related sorrows in "Something Blue," she happens to run into a certain blonde. Something happens that night, and our girls end up at a very different beginning. But are they ready for it?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 101,981 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/24/2019 - Published: 2/18/2012 - [Tara M., Willow R.]
The White Rose of Vermilion by Kuribayashi reviews
Medieval AU where Ruby spends her days as a huntress, hunting wild game to support herself and her older sister Yang, a blacksmith. They live humble lives until one pivotal decision drags them and the ones they love into a deadly game of shadows where the Grimm aren't the only enemies.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 163,492 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 2,877 - Updated: 8/31/2019 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
A New Journey by Texas Longhorn reviews
A Pokéshipping fic! Ash has just become the Sinnoh Pokémon Champion, and now moves toward his ultimate goal of becoming a Master. However, as he brings together the old team, new feelings surface.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 533,049 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 7/27/2019 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Entangled by OrbitalWings reviews
Sequel to Entwined. Her Fourth Year over, Hermione Granger must come to terms with being apart from the one she loves. But as the days grow darker, Fleur Delacour still offers an island of tranquillity in a rapidly changing world. Hermione/Fleur femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,668 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
With Fire Comes Shadow by Yol'Do Vokun reviews
Not everything is as easy as it seems. Blake/Yang Romance tied with the main plot - /Not/ canon. Fantasy/Action/Romance. Hope you like it! c:
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 103,631 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Blake B., Yang X.L.
Battlesong by chaoticspaces reviews
912 AD. The great North is a dangerous place. Santana, a priestess native to the plains of Iberia, is forced from her home to take refuge in foreign lands. There, she finds a viking girl determined to prove herself, and a love she never knew she had. Brittana.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 371,994 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Against the Tide by deactivated lol reviews
Krista is a new student at Rose Academy and is confronted with the dilemma of adjusting to a new environment. However, she ends up bumping into the outcast of the school, Ymir, seconds after arriving. With harsh rumours surrounding her background, Krista makes it her duty to befriend Ymir and uncover her past while hiding her own secrets. Highschool AU, yuri, Ymir/Krista (Collab)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,791 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - [Krista L., Ymir] - Complete
My Name Is Haruno Sakura by Zephyras reviews
My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,851 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Break Each Others Hearts Again by Ess5iveOoh reviews
Santana had dreams. Big dreams. But she ended up becoming a waitress, where she meets a little someone, who leads her right back to where her dreams began.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,469 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Santana L., Quinn F.
The Beginning by Alsike reviews
Rei, Princess of Mars comes to the palace of the moon and causes problems. Blood, Humor, and Romance for the enjoyment of all readers. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 71,092 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus - Complete
Clockwork by Gorshenin reviews
AU. They said she was just a pretty face, a model fed lines to sell a product. But if you squinted, there was more to Santana Lopez than they gave her credit for, and reporter Brittany Pierce was going to get to the bottom of it. Brittana/Faberry
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 209,122 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,843 - Follows: 2,627 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Rub A Dub Dub, Two Cheerios in a Tub by SunnyCait reviews
Add the childish title plus a well deserved M rating and I think you might get the point. Brittana. Fluffy/smutty/awesome.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Vertigo by admiral-cain reviews
Quinn didn't think anything of it when both Brittany and Santana were missing from school on Monday, not at first. WARNING: Character death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Me & You by Hell's Nightingale reviews
Sakura and her friends have a plan against the school, only to have it emotionally back-fire. Done. Sakura POV InoSaku SakuIno InoSakura SakuraIno InoxSakura SakuraxIno InoxSaku SakuxIno Ino and Sakura Sakura and Ino AU Yuri
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,069 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Ten Below Blazing! by thepaperfalcon reviews
Tenten is a hot-headed student stuck with a frivolous teacher she doesn't like. Unfortunately for her, those feelings are anything but mutual. Rated M for language and sexuality. TemaTen. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,775 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Temari, Tenten - Complete
Fuuka Academy for the Naturally Gifted by EvanescentAmethyst reviews
So this was Fuuka Academy for the Naturally Gifted? She'd expected more somehow. After another glance at the girls giggling over in the corner, Natsuki came to the conclusion it was just another school. Well, another school except for the superpowers...
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,412 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F. - Complete
Partners by Xekstrin reviews
Sequel to RUNAWAY People need people. Latest chapter: I finally updated after a few months! SheenaXRaine, Colloyd, GenisOC, Presea?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,655 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Sheena F., Raine S.
Project: HEAT by Xekstrin reviews
In the Triet Desert, remnents of Cruxis who style themselves The Elite intend to carry out their sinister Project: H.E.A.T. Where are the nine heroes? Is this the end of the world? [Collab with SpirituaMasquerade] Current Chapter: Revelation.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,556 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006
Breaking Tradition by Amara120 reviews
Tara is a girl being pushed into the role of Cinderella by a force of magic know as The Tradition, that is until she decides to become a fairy godparent and push The Tradition around instead. FEMSLASH, don't like it don't read. WillowTara
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,634 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Tara M., Willow R.
The Cat and The Bee by BebopSamurai reviews
Life, like adolescence, is full of the unexpected. AU YoruSoi. COMPLETED. Epilogue: Four years later...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 139,562 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S. - Complete
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Stoke the Fire reviews
Yang just really needs to do her homework.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Blue Skies reviews
AU, No demons/Hellmouth: A night on the town with her friends brings Willow face to face with beautiful stranger, who's face and silken voice she can't seem to get out of her mind
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Tara M., Willow R.
Blue Eyes reviews
When they're alone, Santana sings to her
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Not Quite The Girl Next Door reviews
Brittany is a little obsessed with the woman who lives in the building across from her. That's what the binoculars are for. GKM fill...sort of
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Undisputed reviews
Santana Lopez was not someone you messed with.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Tea reviews
Britt...tea kettles don't actually sing, it's a figure of speech."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L.