Author has written 9 stories for Legacy of Kain, Doctor Who, and Man From UNCLE.So, originally, this little space said that I only really joined to leave reviews. Thing is, I've been writting as much as leaving reviews, if not, more so...I figured it was time for a change. I've seen that a lot of these fan authors have a little format that is done, so...I'll go with that.
Now, if you came here to flame, go ahead. Be my guest. Have at it. Enjoy. But if you do, I promise, this is the reaction you shall be met with...
You don't frighten me, flamming pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called flammer, you and all your silly flamming reviews. Thppppt! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you again!
And if that's not enough to make you leave, I'm gonna give your pen name to the dreaded Ninjas on the Front Lawn...And I garuntee that they know where you live. (nods)
Your friend, Tommi the Tomlette
...Right about now, you're thinking "Friend? Friend...? I don't even know you, you crazy lady!" And you know, I'd just like to point out now that I'm not crazy, just from Jupiter. -P