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Joined 06-16-04, id: 611475, Profile Updated: 04-04-13
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Lloyd Alexander, and Cats.

I've been on a pretty long hiatus from fanfiction over the years, but I'm back. I love writing humorous and often absurd stories.

Main ships:

Harry/Draco
Draco/Seamus
Taran/Gwydion
Mistoffelees/Tugger
Bombalurina/Tugger
Munkustrap/Mistoffelees

Fav characters:

Draco
Harry
Pansy
Ginny
Seamus
Tom Riddle
Sirius
Taran
Eilonwy
Gwydion
Mistoffelees
Tugger
Munkustrap
Bombalurina

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A Family Affair by Delphicoracle-Cat reviews
Mistoffelees is dating Jemima, but something just doesn't seem to be working and he can't figure out what... until he meets her attractive single dad, Munkustrap. Slash, AU. Written for CrazyIndigoChild.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,247 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Munkustrap
Three Little Words by Fantasia-the-Crazy reviews
After the Jellicle Ball, Mistoffelees has something to say to the queen of his dreams. But it won't be that easy. Instead, a series of misunderstandings will lead him right into the middle of a confused six-way love polygon. T for language and some content.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria, Jemima, Rum Tum Tugger
Curiosity Killed The Cat by cjfreeman reviews
Misto finds himself captivated with the only other cat he's ever seen to have abilities like his and desperately wants to know more despite harrowing tales of what a danger he is and a secret scar he left on the tribe's history. Rating soon to become 'M'.
Cats - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,678 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Macavity
Holiday Spirit by Tsughi Sav reviews
Tugger is up to his usual tricks, and Mistoffelees is tired of it. When he goes to his friend Plato, he stirs up more feelings than he is comfortable with. TuggerxMistoxPlato
Cats - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,732 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Plato, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Guys Night Out by Tsughi Sav reviews
Tugger and the other toms decide to go out into the city to celebrate. So when they waltz into a strip club, certain events are inevitably bound to happen...
Cats - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
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Catching the Curious Cat reviews
Mistoffelees has his eye on a certain curious cat, and he has the perfect plan to get the other tom's attention for good. He's got a few tricks up his metaphorical sleeve, and he won't need any magic to put Tugger under his spell. Meanwhile, another black and white tom is looking for love, and he just might need the magician's help to win his heart's desire.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger, Alonzo, Victoria
Milkshakes for the Emotionally Needed reviews
Her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard And they're like Its better than yours And she's like I'm not just some score Ginny is practically swimming in young men, but there's a problem...BOYS ARE NEEDY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Ginny W. - Complete
Every Guy Has a Soft Spot for a Cat reviews
Draco discovers a cute, cuddly visitor left to him by a Mysterious Person. How will this new kitty bring Harry and Draco closer together? Only the madness of the author's creation, followed by you reading it, will reveal the crazy antics and adventures!Re
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,728 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Blatant Disregard for the Holidays reviews
Harry is taken captive by Draco who is determined to protest the most vulgar of holidays known as Valentine's Day. Perhaps they can both learn how to truly celebrate love on this special day...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Luna Lovegood, Hidden Mastermind reviews
I am Luna, hidden mastermind. I am Loony Luna Lovegood, perceived as strange by all, confusing by most, and dim by some. I am the kook, the nut, the eccentric outsider… My absurdity frightens people at times, but for the most part, they believe I am a har
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Ginny W., Luna L.
The Look of a God reviews
Harry and Draco are both lost in a chaotic world after the death of Dumbledore, and each must turn to the person he hates most to find the answers they both desperately need.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Fallen Angel of Light reviews
Only by walking in Darkness can we truly appreciate the Light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Taste reviews
Sometimes a taste is enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Ron W., Draco M.
I Need Nothing More reviews
Book of Three. Sequel to Something You Can't Quite Grasp. The battle against the Horned King is over, and Taran finally finds the love he deserves.
Lloyd Alexander - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/27/2005
Tea Induced Poinsettia Story reviews
An illustrious story of sex, holiday greenery, not so internal monologues, sex, gay, gay, gay, sex, gay sex, and attempted murder...did I mention the gay sex? And yes, it was induced by some very enjoyable peppermint tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Drabble With Myself reviews
A unique, "schizophrenic" style of writing with any pairing imaginable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,053 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2005
Shagging Finniganagainagain reviews
Seamus is ready for a change. His persona of choice? Grungy, angst-driven smoker?rnHe soon discovers that sometimes the best way of moving ahead is to remember the past.rnCourtesy warning: slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Seamus F., Draco M.
Something You Can't Quite Grasp reviews
Book of Three (Taran Wanderer Series by Lloyd Alexander). Taran finds comfort in his newfound companion. Slash
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2004
The Art of Naked Wooing and Ice Cream Eating reviews
Nothing is going to convince Harry Potter that he is gay... but perhaps a certain Slytherin can...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.