Welcome to my profile! May you find something interesting to read among those added to my Favourites.
Age: 28 (Presently, 2022)
Occupation: N/a, officially diagnosed with Ehlers Danlos Syndrom, Fibromyalgia, and Osteomalacia in 2019 rendering me unfit for work.
Favourite Colour: Silver
Favourite Food: Pasta, an old family recipe.
Likes: Learning about History and reading Fictional and Non-Fictional Novels
Dislikes: Assholes who seem to think that disabled people need their pity, or regard them with contempt.
A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded