Author has written 11 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Yu-Gi-Oh, Card Captor Sakura, Naruto, and Final Fantasy VII.
I don't ever go on this anymore. But Read my stories anyway, if you'd like. :
WolfSisterJazlynn: im reading the story of satan
The Story of Dog and Stan (God and Satan)
God is a chick named Dog. She was really married to Stan. But things went downhill for the couple after Earth was created. Dog eventually kicked Stan out of Heaven and Stan got his own place (Hell). After Stan was stable and had a part-time job, Dog sent him all their demon children, and she kept the good ones. Only then, Stan refused to pay child support, so they were constantly at war. Plus, Dog kept sending him more children, and her child support checks weren't enough.
Why We Have So Many Hobos
You see, what happens is our steadily failing economy cannot supply the populace with enough jobs, so you have people who can't work. The people who can't work can't pay bills. They become homeless, or a Hobo. The common hobo seek warmth, so they either light garbage on fire, or they do it with other hobos, which creates more hobos. So then you have all these little hobos running around, and they either sleep in dumpsters or they do it out of boredom. So then you have multitudes of hobos running about and reproducing.
THE END (but not the end of the hobos)