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Joined 06-18-04, id: 612680, Profile Updated: 01-19-08
Author has written 3 stories for Artemis Fowl, and Harry Potter.

Yeah, so hi people, I am Beth, and yeah... um... I am 15, and I write fan fiction on Artemis Fowl, and read fan fiction about Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl and AVATAR! WEEEE... um... STOP STARRING AT ME! sniff. I like anime a lot. Some of my faves are Ouran High School Host Club, FMA, Furi-kuri and Chobits. KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE!!!

So... I tend to write fast, and then put up the rough copy, then write the good copy later.

I do acting and singing, writing, and work at a place called Asbury woods, go to school, play on the computer, watch TV, read, and homework, play outside, take care of my dog and fish, and have written the Declaration of Independence. (Minus the last part.)

I am addicted to sharpies... ask anyone that knows me... I have 82 sharpies. Yes, I know, I am pathetic.

The first part of this is funny stuff, the second is stuff I found online, and the third is stuff I wrote for people I know or experiences I have had.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) M00nW01f (Same here Tora... wow, polka-ing up steps is not intelligent in any way, shape, or form)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you do not know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who has not, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you miss Steve Irwin, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone that deserves to have a bus hit them, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If AIDS started as a disease for monkeys, how did it spread to humans? If you are one of the people who understands this, copy it into your profile.

If you have ever run up the 'down' escalator or vice versa, copy and paste this into our profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with fitting in and being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into you profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crayzy Billie Joel Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, arnoldtehefemalepurplepygmypuff, BUBBLES93, Fred kissed George M00nW01f.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you think that losers are the people that hate or do not get Harry Potter copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why are not two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why are two footballs not feetball? People call me crazy, but I am just random! If you are random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you do not watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think does not come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just were not paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If someone has ever pushed you into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you support Sirius/Remus 100, copy this into your profile!

If you think Snape is GOOD, copy this into your profile.

If you are a Jack Sparrow fan, copy this into your profile.

If you hate Paris Hilton, copy this into your profile.

If you think JK Rowling should become Queen, copy this into your profile.

If you think homophobes are morons, copy this into you are profile.

If you are a homophobe... SCREW YOU!

If you are closet is color coded, copy this into your profile.

If there are songs that make you cry, copy this into your profile.

If there are songs that are your exact life story or close to it, copy this into your profile.

R etards

A ttempting

P oetry

If you agree, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with anime or manga, copy this into your profile.

If you support Hikaru-Kaoru copy and paste this into your profile.

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Random quotes:

Road rage man!-Katie and Ellen

Eyebrows!-Libby

Coffee machine is on the fritz again Louise.-RP12 girls

ZOMBIES! AHHHHHHHH!-Ellen and the RP12 girls

Row row row your boat!-9th grade chorus

Grandma!-Me and Dani

The effects were good, but it left something desired. Like what the HELL was going on?-At the movies with Pat, Eddie and Dani

"I'll dump my milk on you!"
"Zach, I don't have milk. I have juice."- Zach and me

You can’t hear me, I'm invisible! Cody in research

We're a Fire Hazard!-Collegiate kids at lunch

This town is empty.
There exists many houses that shine lights that you can see through the windows.
But there is no one in the streets.
I peeked through the window into the house.
And there were people.
But they were with it.
I saw other houses too.
And I knew they'd also be with it.
Because it is fun to be together like that...
Because it is more fun rather than people...
No one will come outside anymore.
This town is empty.

I am going to travel.
So that I may be able to see other towns.
Only thinking that someone might be able to find me.
But if I can have just a person for myself...
A person who can love only me...
Then that person and I...will be separated when the time comes.
Even so...I...want to meet this person of mine.
Only thinking about that, I go to the town with no people.

Kizutsuita ashi wo yasumaser gurainara... tatta ippo demo kokokara susume!

If you're thinking of resting your injured legs... move a step forward from here instead!

HOW COULD YOU? - By Jim Willis, 2001

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub.

My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy.

Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway.

There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf.
Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family, " but there was a time when I was your only family

I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?"

They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.

When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days.

As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?"

Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her . It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.

A Note from the Author: If "How Could You?" brought tears to your eyes as you read it, as it did to mine as I wrote it, it is because it is the composite story of the millions of formerly "owned" pets who die each year in American & Canadian animal shelters. Please use this to help educate, on your websites, in newsletters, on animal shelter and vet office bulletin boards. Tell the public that the decision to add a pet to the family is an important one for life, that animals deserve our love and sensible care, that finding another appropriate home for your animal is your responsibility and any local humane society or animal welfare league can offer you good advice, and that all life is precious. Please do your part to stop the killing, and encourage all spay & neuter animals in order to prevent unwanted animals.


Please pass this on to everyone, not to hurt them or make them sad, but it could save maybe, even one, unwanted pet.

Remember...They love UNCONDITIONALLY.

NOTE FROM DOC AND EVE: For the love of all that is sweet and just in this world, TRY to find your pet a good home before dumping them in a shelter! They love us, are loyal to us and are truer friends than any two legger could be! They give us so much; PLEASE TRY TO RETURN THE FAVOR!! If you want to save at least one unwanted pet, copy and paste this into your profile!!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

WHO DOES THE WORK?

Who's working anyway?

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,
Sitting on your butt,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

The Unknown Soldier--For everyone in Iraq and everyone who loves them

If you ever take the time to look at the stars, lie in the grass or climb a tree because you can. If the words you hear on channel 24 news make you want to cry. If you fear every telephone call, in case it is bad news. In addition, you miss your boy; you miss your girl...

Shine. Be a beacon of hope. Let your colors show the world that you are not afraid. Fight, because pulling out will not stop them from coming to our door. Do not cry. Stand tall and hang that ribbon on your door. Do not be afraid anymore.

If you feel small when you are standing by the sea, or you look up at the clouds, how large do they look, how small do they make you feel? The Daily Show makes you laugh, when you just want to cry. For many months your comforts have been foreign sitcoms and chocolate ice cream...

Shine. Be a beacon of hope. Let your colors show the world that you are not afraid. Fight, because pulling out will not stop them from coming to our door. Do not cry. Stand tall and hang that ribbon on your door. Do not be afraid anymore.

Shine. Be a beacon of hope. Let your colors show the world that you are not afraid. Fight because pulling out will not stop them from coming to our door. Do not cry. Stand tall and hang that ribbon on your door. Do not be afraid anymore.

So take the time to look out at the stars, lie in the grass, just because you can. Open up the curtains and turn on the radio, because holing yourself up will not protect you from the outside world. So shine.

Support the troops. Support freedom. Show that you care and post this to your profile. Life, Love, and Liberty are powerful things. They are also very special gifts. Spread the message.

AJ Chai--M00nW01f

The Drink We Never Took--For everyone ever effected by a drunk driving accident

Singing on the bus with friends, corny songs that never end

Walk it out while holding hands, take time to walk across the sands

To the house where we were invited, that was where the party started

Parked the car and hopped on out.

Remember what we thought about?

What we’d do the next day, how we’d party, how we’d play?

We danced the night away.

I told you to put down that smoke

And drop that drink, and you did, I was so proud of you

Because I’d helped you see right through how cool it was

Party ended at two am, got to go home, go to bed

Big day tomorrow, plans ahead

Places to go and things to do. Plans that we’d never see through

Ran to the car

Opened the door

Turned the key and drove

We barley went two blocks when it all went black

I opened my eyes later that week, so saddened I could barely speak

For on that night we did no wrong, didn’t get high or drunk or stoned

But someone else did

And I miss you.

AJ Chai--M00nW01f

A Moment In Time--For Cody

Compared to eternity, two days isn’t much

But in two days so much can change

Friends become enemies

Families tear apart

It only takes a second to ruin a life

A life can be altered by one action

It only takes a second to pull the trigger and set all hell loose

A belt across skin, the break of a bone. Pulled out of class, the move that changes people

Friends cry over lost comrades. Their hearts ache with pain at the loss

A life can change in a moment

And it only takes a second for me to miss you.

AJ Chai--M00nW01f

The Limit-For Hannah

Pick up the gun or the poster

They both have their advantages

Show your face or your name

Both have their consequences

Which would you choose in a world where actions create us?

Would you fight to protect even if it hurts someone else?

Morals versus Instincts

How far would you go to stop the world from spinning?

What will you choose to do?

Give the speech or take the first bullet

They both have their advantages

Use your fist or your heart

Both have their consequences

How far would you go to prove a point, or save a soul?

Where do you draw the line between right and wrong, good and bad?

Righteous versus Evil

I would do anything to protect you from harm

Would you do the same for me?

I would pick up the gun to protect you.

Show a face and a name.

I would fight for you, for us.

I would take the bullet

And use my fist if it meant saving you.

When it comes to you, there is no line to cross

Because you mean the world to me.

What would you choose to do?

AJ Chai-M00nW01f

If you actually read all of this (and I don't mean skimmed, or read all of it after seeing this), Congratulations! If you have an absurdly long profile copy and past this to make it longer!!!

ONWARD!

8-)... GLASSES MAN!

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A Sojourn with Severus Snape by Marie Goos reviews
The sequel to the Seduction of Severus Snape. Severus finds his summer interrupted by a certain irritating Ravenclaw. Long lost relatives, assassins, bank robberies, orgies... Gosh, how exhausting. Written PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,593 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Severus S.
Deserved Happiness by Y-dO-u-CrY reviews
TimeTravel...Leo and Gemini aka Harry Potter and Hermione Granger sat there staring out of the window, for once true happiness radiating off of them. DarkIntelligentCreature!HarryandHermione... HPLM...HGRL...JPLE...SBSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,075 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Teaching in the Past by harry'n'mione4ever reviews
Summary: Harry and Hermione go back in time to teach DADA while Harry’s parents are at school. Timetravel fic! HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,476 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Belonging to Time: A Tale of Two Times by The Magic Bringer reviews
AU: Snatched through time at birth, Harry becomes a time traveller. He discovers this at five when he meets his real parents, and goes to Hogwarts prepared. But he doesn’t know Voldemort has a spy and is trying to steal a dangerous artefact. Not PS plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,362 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Manipulation by Artemis II reviews
I don't understand. I cannot believe it. You fanfiction writers are manipulating my mind, making me believe something that isn't true. It can't be true.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2004
The Seduction of Severus Snape by Marie Goos reviews
It's the year after Harry Potter has defeated Voldemort and left Hogwarts... The current seventh years need something to lighten the mood. A Ravenclaw accepts a challenge, proposed by Ginny and Luna: pretend to be in love with Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 168,650 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/29/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
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A Hogwarts Transaction reviews
Hogwarts believes Artemis is a wizard because of the magic in his blood. He hears from his friends about a powerful man, and only one seems to be against him, Draco Malfoy. One negative comment, the guy cant be that bad, or can he? Spoilers from HP6 & AF5
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,182 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Artemis F.
The Unity of Humans and Fairies reviews
The 6th in the series, Artemis and the gang are back. When the Matfia come back for revenge on Artemis and his family, the gang teams up again to save his family, and himself. In doing so, the People risk having their secret exposed to the world.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Harry Potter Oneshot Series reviews
Pretty much the title of the story. A series of Harry Potter one shots. Most of which are of couples. HarryGinny, AlbusGrindlewald, LupinSirius and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007